Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 536 Fatal Questions and Answers

Chapter 536 Fatal Questions and Answers
"what?"

Yifei and Yumo were stunned when they heard each other's voices. They blinked blankly, and then blinked again.

The two of them waved at each other at the same time and tilted their heads at the same time. Even the direction and angle of their heads were the same.

“I always feel like something is wrong.”

Yifei and Yumo spoke in unison again.

They looked up at the opposite side in confusion, then looked down at themselves.

It was when they lowered their heads that they finally discovered something was wrong.

One who could originally see the toes can now only see the rough waves, while one who originally could not see the toes can now see everything clearly.

Yu Mo said happily: "No way, the dream instrument can actually make your breasts bigger!"

Yifei cried out loudly with a sad face: "What happened? Why did I shrink all of a sudden?"

The two were stunned when they heard each other's words, and seemed to finally react to what happened. They once again looked up at each other at the same time.

Time seemed to freeze at this moment, leaving only the two of them dumbfounded, stunned.

"what!!!"

Yifei and Yumo screamed so loudly that the sharp sound almost made the glass in the entire building shake.

"This, this, what's going on!?"

The "Yifei" in Yu Mo's image pointed at herself in front of her. She widened her eyes and asked in disbelief: "She is Hu Yifei, then who am I?"

Yifei-looking "Yu Mo" also pushed his head and complained: "What's going on? How come our appearance has changed after sleeping?"

The two shocked people looked at everyone who was equally shocked and stunned.

As bystanders, everyone noticed that something was wrong with Yifei and Yumo earlier than they did, and they had already realized what was happening to them.

So everyone's three views completely collapsed.

Compared to Yifei and Yumo, the problems with Youyou and Teacher Zeng are at most appetizers.

At most, Youyou just has a language disorder. At worst, we can let her and the senior brother form a crosstalk group.

Although the appearance of Teacher Xian was unexpected, he was not an ordinary imaginary partner, but another personality of Teacher Zeng. It made sense for him to borrow Zeng Xiaoxian's body to play for a few days.

These are the two people, these two people...

This is unscientific!

Meijia swallowed in disbelief. She whispered to Yifei and Yumo, "Yifei, Yumo, is it possible that you two did not become each other's appearance, but that you are in each other's bodies now?"

"ah?!!"

Yifei and Yumo looked at each other, and now they felt their legs go weak and they almost couldn't stand.

Fortunately, Zhanbo and Wanyu, who were standing by, saw the situation and rushed forward to support the two staggering people.

"Oh my god."

His mind was empty to begin with, but now it was filled with curry sauce. He poked Nanfeng beside him and said, "Teacher Nanfeng, do you know what happened?"

Nan Feng rubbed his face desperately, trying to wake himself up, but in the end he still had a wooden face and lifeless eyes as he answered: "This scene... I have never thought about it, let alone seen it."

In fact, when Xiao Hei just said that he would go and see if everyone would give him some unexpected surprise after waking up, Nan Feng already felt that something was going to go wrong.

After all, Love Apartment is a place where... those who understand it will understand it.

At first he thought it was surprising enough that Youyou couldn't speak, but he didn't expect that Teacher Zeng's imaginary partner would also run out inexplicably.

It would have been fine if the surprise had stopped there, but Nanfeng never expected that Yifei and Yumo were the highlight of the day.

Is this the unexpected little surprise that Xiao Hei mentioned?
This is called a little surprise? ! !
Nanfeng looked at Xiao Hei blankly, and everyone seemed to have just realized who they should look for when such a problem occurred.

At this moment, Xiao Hei was no less shocked than everyone else, or it could be said that he was the most shocked person in the entire suite.

After all, the degree of shock this incident causes in everyone's mind is almost proportional to the person's IQ, education level, and knowledge level.

For girls like Mika and Curry, who are silly and cute and have empty heads, their shock tends to be more like: "What's going on?", "What happened?", "How did this happen?" and other such surprises.

Although gifted students like Nanfeng, Wanyu, and Guan Gu knew that what Yifei and Yumo were doing was unscientific, they did not have much idea of ​​the degree of unscientificity of the matter, so their shock only remained at the level of: [Even though it was outrageous, they could still accept it despite gritted teeth].

Highly educated people like Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian in a suit were so shocked that they couldn't even speak.

As for Xiao Hei...

"Wow, Xiao Hei, your eyes are so red."

Zhang Wei looked at Xiao Hei, whose eyes were red and bloodshot, and felt that it was very scary. He asked with concern: "Xiao Hei, are you okay?"

"it's okay no problem……"

Xiao Hei's eyes were wide open and he scratched his head with his hands, and soon his hairstyle became a mess.

"This this……"

Xiao Hei scratched his head faster and faster, which made everyone frightened.

Wan Yu muttered in a low voice: "Fortunately Xiao Hei doesn't have dandruff, otherwise..."

Ziqiao continued Wanyu's words and sang: "Snow~~~Flowers are fluttering, the north wind is whistling~~~.

"The sky and the earth are vast and boundless~~~!"

Facing Ziqiao and Wanyu's teasing, Xiao Hei completely ignored them. He scratched his head frantically, pacing back and forth, repeating: "This is impossible, this is unscientific!"

At this moment, the situation happening to Yifei and Yumo is even difficult to describe with the three words "unscientific".

This is simply shattering my three views!

Suddenly Xiao Hei raised his head, his expression like a drowning man grabbing the last straw above the water.

"Do you think there is a possibility that Yifei is still Yifei and Yumo is still Yumo, but their self-perception is misplaced."

"Yifei" and "Yumo" looked at each other blankly.

"Yifei" touched her face and said: "So actually I am not Yifei but Yumo, but I think I am Yifei?
“That’s ridiculous!”

"Yu Mo" nodded. She also felt that Xiao Hei's inference was extremely ridiculous.

"Is there such a thing as self-perception dislocation?" Nan Feng frowned, "Xiao Hei, are you talking about personality transformation or self-transformation disorder?

"But this is not right. Yifei and Yumo do not have any psychological problems or mental illnesses. Besides, these two symptoms do not match their performance."

Nan Feng paused and continued, “Even if they really have a misaligned self-perception as Xiao Hei said, and mistake themselves for each other.

"But unless Yifei and Yumo have the same listening and pronunciation abilities as me, it would be impossible for them to have the same tone, rhythm, emotion, speed, and even the stress of reading words and the connection between words as each other."

Xiao Hei became more annoyed after hearing this: "I know! I know!! I know!!!"
"But I can't say that their consciousnesses or souls have been swapped!"

If the soul really exists, then what Xiao Hei needs to consider is not whether he will win the Nobel Prize, nor how many he should win.

If humans really have souls, please ask Nobel himself to come and present him with the award!

"I think you don't have to be so arbitrary, Nanfeng."

Zi Qiao, who was quick-witted, suggested, "It's very simple to find out whether the two of them have a misaligned self-perception as Xiao Hei said. Let's all come up with some questions about themselves to test them.

"If Yifei and Yumo thought they were each other, then they wouldn't have memories of each other, right?" Xiao Hei's eyes lit up when he heard that, and he gave Ziqiao a thumbs up: "Ziqiao, you are a fucking genius!"

Before Ziqiao could reply, Xiaohei urged anxiously, "Test it, test it quickly!"

Whether his shaky world views can hold up depends on this test!
Zhanbo and Wanyu quietly brought two small stools for Yifei and Yumo to sit on. Everyone stepped forward and stood in a circle around Yifei and Yumo.

Guan Gu poked Youyou and asked, "Dear, how about we leave this place to everyone and go get a checkup with Xiao Hei first?"

Youyou waved her hands repeatedly, still saying those nonsense that no one could understand.

However, considering what was happening at this moment and Youyou's personality, everyone guessed for the first time what Youyou wanted to say.

[If you want to check, go check it yourself first. I'll go later. ]

[How could I miss such an interesting thing as Yifei and Yumo exchanging consciousness! ]

Guan Gu saw that Youyou herself had language disorder, but she still had the time to gossip about Yifei and Yumo. He could only sigh, feeling amused and helpless.

However, when Guan Gu thought about the fact that Youyou had to squeeze in to watch someone else's confession on the night of her own confession, he could understand it.

Zhanbo is Yifei's younger brother, and he and Yumo have been siblings since childhood. He naturally became the host and judge of this test.

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He coughed lightly, and then said solemnly: "Sister, Sister Yumo, we will ask you questions randomly next, and the content may involve your hobbies, experiences, privacy and so on.

“No matter who we ask the question about, both of you must answer it as quickly as you can.

"Do you all understand?"

"Yifei" and "Yumo" nodded.

Yifei, who looked like Yu Mo, slapped his thigh and raised his head and shouted heroically: "Come over here!"

Yifei-looking "Yu Mo" pouted and grumbled like a wronged wife: "Yifei, please stop slapping my thighs with my body. You've made my legs red!"

"hiss……"

Everyone's mouths couldn't stop twitching when they saw this. They never thought in their dream world that they would have the chance to see the heroic man Yu Mo and the gentle young wife Yi Fei.

How can we be so worthy of seeing such an eye-catching scene!
“The questions begin.”

Zhanbo, as the initiator, asked the first question. He said seriously, "The questions I am going to ask are very sensitive. You should be prepared."

"Oh?"

Everyone immediately became interested and pricked up their ears to listen to Zhan Bo's questions.

"Excuse me: Does Sister Yumo like to eat green peppers?"

Everyone: (⊙⊙)?

Youyou complained and said a bunch of incomprehensible words.

Meijia, who was speechless by Zhanbo, helped translate: "Youyou means: Zhanbo, the question you asked is too...sensitive."

Zhanbo blinked, he didn't quite understand what Meijia meant.

"Yifei" and "Yumo" also felt that Zhanbo's question was indeed a bit stupid, but they still answered in unison: "I don't like it."

Curry Sauce asked tentatively: "Excuse me, what is Sister Yifei's favorite food?"

"Fried rice with egg, omelet with two eggs, pancake with two eggs, and pancake with two eggs." They said in unison.

Guan Gu opened his mouth expressionlessly when he heard this: "So Yifei, you just simply like food that can be added with two eggs, right?"

Zi Qiao didn't know what he was thinking of. He grinned and said, "Oh~ hoo!"

Meijia on the side glared at him fiercely: "Disgusting!"

Ziqiao raised an eyebrow and put his head closer to Meijia: "You don't feel disgusted, do you know what I'm thinking?"

Meijia was too lazy to pay attention to Ziqiao anymore. She moved Ziqiao's head away and asked, "Excuse me: Which bag is Yumo's favorite?"

"Yifei" and "Yumo": "Next!"

Zhang Wei raised his hand and said: "What is Yifei's favorite activity?"

"Competition, a winnable competition!"

Wan Yu casually asked, "Excuse me: What does Yu Mo hate most about boys?"

"He's a scumbag!"

……

Then, everyone asked them some questions about their likes and dislikes, and they answered at the same time every time, and even their answers were surprisingly consistent.

"No, why do you keep asking them what they like and what they hate?"

The more Xiao Hei listened, the more speechless he became: "They have been good sisters for so many years, if they can't even answer this kind of question, then they are just fake sisters.

"I beg you, can you please ask some useful questions?"

Zhan Bo was stunned when he heard this: "For example?"

"for example……"

Nan Feng suddenly asked, "Excuse me, what is Yu Mo's maximum weight?"

"Yu Mo" widened his eyes and looked at Nan Feng in disbelief.

"One hundred and eighty kilograms!"

She spoke each word with gritted teeth, and then stared at Nanfeng with an extremely resentful look.

Nan Feng's eyes twitched slightly.

He had often been stared at like this by Yu Mo, but this was the first time he was stared at like this by a "Yu Mo" who looked like Yi Fei.

"Yifei" paused when he heard this question, and then answered with certainty.

"Two hundred and five pounds!"

"what?"

Everyone's eyes lit up; this was the first time the two of them gave different answers.

Everyone turned to look at Nanfeng.

Unexpectedly, Nan Feng just shrugged and said, "I don't know the correct answer to this question either."

Zhang Wei rolled his eyes at Nan Feng: "Why are you asking if you don't know the answer?"

Nan Feng pursed his lips and tried to hold back a laugh, "Is it possible... I asked this question because I want to know the answer."

Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and then they suddenly realized.

"Oh……"

A dazzling light suddenly appeared in everyone's eyes.

【It turns out that you can play like this! 】

 I'm coming

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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