Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 712 Guan Gu Shen Qi——out!

"Oh, it's okay if it's messy. Anyway, everyone has their own opinion."

Nan Feng waved his hand and said nonchalantly: "Wan Yu, Zhang Wei, Guan Gu and the other three got drunk and swore brotherhood with my old man. If we talk about this, it will be even more confusing."

Wan Yu, Zhang Wei, and Guan Gu looked embarrassed when they heard this.

"Let's not talk about this anymore. Tell me what you have done these days."

Nanfeng looked at Meijia: "Meijia, how is your new job search going?"

"Forehead……"

Meijia smiled stiffly and said, "Very good, very good.

"I recently discovered that I have a talent for sales. As long as I sell something, the guests will be interested in learning about it."

“That’s good.”

Yumo asked, "Then Meijia, why don't you continue to be a salesperson?"

Meijia stammered and whispered, "It's mainly because I miscalculated the discounted price. I sold a lot of things, but in the end the boss still lost money..."

Everyone was silent for a while after hearing this.

Xiaoxian suggested: "Meijia, how about we try to avoid jobs that have to do with numbers next time we look for a job?"

Ziqiao patted Guan Gu on the shoulder and said, "Guan Gu, it's all your fault. You actually let this idiot who ruins his industry enter the job market again!"

"Nani?"

Guan Gu was unconvinced and asked, "What does this have to do with me?"

"Lv Ziqiao, I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda!"

Meijia threw a pillow at Ziqiao angrily: "At least I'm still looking for a job seriously. It's better than you just starting to flirt with female fans when you're just starting to get a little bit better!"

Zi Qiao said shamelessly: "What do you know? I was doing market research... I just didn't do it well and accidentally ran into my former employer."

"Fuck off!"

Everyone looked at Ziqiao expressionlessly, expressing their contempt for him with words and gestures.

"By the way, I also know that Zhang Wei lost the right to use his room."

Yumo looked at Zhang Wei: "Now that Nanfeng is back, where are you going to live, Zhang Wei?"

"I do not know."

Zhang Wei shook his head and said weakly, "I was planning to sleep on the sofa, but I don't have a quilt."

Nan Feng said speechlessly: "You lost the quilt too?"

Zhang Wei nodded embarrassedly.

South wind: (ˉ▽ˉ；)
"Forget it, I have a spare quilt in my bedroom, but Zhang Wei, are you sure you want to sleep on the sofa?"

Nan Feng curled his lips and said worriedly, "Zhang Wei, if you sleepwalk and jump into the sea in the Maldives, there will be dolphins to bring you back. But if you sleepwalk and jump off the building in the living room, do you expect the crooked tree downstairs to put on two wheels and come to pick you up?"

Zhang Wei was stunned, as if he had imagined the scene of himself sleepwalking and jumping off the building in the middle of the night.

He shuddered: "After hearing what you said, Nanfeng, I don't dare to sleep alone.

"How about...any of you boys give me a squeeze tonight?"

Nanfeng, Zhanbo, Ziqiao, Xiaoxian and Guan Gu looked at each other when they heard this.

Xiaoxian was the first to get up and run away: "I came back late, and I still have to do a live broadcast tonight."

Nanfeng and Ziqiao grinned at Zhang Wei and said, "See you later."

The two of them ran away instantly.

Zhanbo and Guangu only thought about leaving when they saw Nanfeng and the others rushing out of the bar, but it was too late.

Zhang Wei held the two men's arms tightly, with a flattering smile on his face: "Zhanbo, Guan Gu, you are my best friends, you will definitely not abandon me, right?"

"This……"

Guan Gu looked at Zhan Bo.

Zhan Bo waved his hands repeatedly and refused firmly: "No! Absolutely not!"

"Zhang Wei has tortured me all night. If any of you ask me to take responsibility again tonight, if Zhang Wei doesn't jump off the building, it will be my turn to jump off the building!"

Guan Gu's mouth twitched slightly when he heard this. It seemed that Zhang Wei had really done something evil last night, as he was able to make Zhan Bo, such an honest child, refuse so firmly.

"Ok."

He nodded reluctantly and agreed, hoping that Zhang Wei would be quiet tonight.

……

"Zhang Wei, can you please be quiet tonight?"

In Guan Gu's bedroom, he looked at Zhang Wei expressionlessly: "Are you curious about my calves?"

"Feel sorry."

Zhang Wei scratched his head and smiled shyly: "This is the first time I sleep in the same bed with someone else. I feel quite excited. Besides, Guan Gu, your bed and calves are very soft..."

"Stop it, I'm not interested in your first time, and I don't want you to be interested in my calves!"

Guan Gu rolled his eyes at Zhang Wei and said, "And this isn't your first time, Your Majesty Zhang Wei, have you forgotten your beloved concubine Xiaoxian?"

"Forehead……"

Zhang Wei was stunned, and his mind recalled the tragic experience of waking up and finding Teacher Zeng sleeping next to him.

"Forget it, let's go to bed."

He closed his eyes and prepared to rest, but within three seconds he turned his head and looked at Guan Gu: "Did Youyou say that your calves are very soft?"

"No, because she's not as perverted as you!"

Guan Gu's forehead veins throbbed wildly: "Zhang Wei, I beg you, just go to sleep!"

"Oh."

Zhang Wei leaned on Guan Gu's shoulder, closed his eyes obediently, and a "Zhang Wei-style" perverted smile appeared on his face.

Guan Gu: o_o
"Guan Guan, I found a really great web series!"

Youyou pushed the door open with a laptop in one hand, and her excited expression suddenly froze when she saw Zhang Wei leaning on Guan Gu's shoulder.

Somehow, Youyou suddenly felt that that fantastic web drama wasn't that great after all.

She asked with a strange look on her face, "Are you two sure you just slept together, not together?"

"long!"

Guan Gu sat up instantly, and Zhang Wei's head hit the mattress.

"This is none of my business. It's Zhang Wei, he..."

"It's okay, this is normal, very normal."

Youyou calmly waved her hand and said, "Compared to the scene of us girls sleeping in the same bed, what you guys are doing is nothing."

Zhang Wei sat up and asked curiously, "So what does it look like when you girls sleep in the same bed together?"

"Zhang Wei, go to sleep well!"

Guan Gu pushed Zhang Wei expressionlessly, then smiled brightly at Youyou and said, "Honey, what kind of web drama is so sweet?"

"It's this one - Love O2O."

"A little smile is nice?"

Guan Gu was stunned when he heard this: "Are the names of online dramas now popular with a combination of Chinese and Western themes?"

"It's not nice, it's enduring!"

Youyou said excitedly: "The heroine of this story, Tang Weiwei, is an extra who has an immortal body and can never die. "How about it, isn't this setting awesome?"

"Ah."

Guan Gu and Zhang Wei looked at each other and nodded at the same time.

This setting sounds like what Youyou likes.

"Yes, Guan Guan, let me tell you, this show is awesome!"

Youyou subconsciously wanted to get into Guan Gu's bed as usual, but looking at Zhang Wei in the bed, Youyou still hesitated and asked: "Guan Guan, why don't you go to my room and watch it together?"

"Okay."

Guan Gu, who was eager to get up, hurriedly stood up, but was pulled back by the ropes wrapped around his and Zhang Wei's hands.

Youyou then realized that Zhang Wei and Guan Gu's hands, which were pressed together, had been tightly tied with red ropes: "What are you doing?"

Zhang Wei chuckled and said, "This way, if I sleepwalk again at night, Guan Gu will be able to detect it."

Guan Gu curled his lips and said, "Yeah, I hope I can hold him back when the time comes, instead of being dragged away by him."

"That's it."

Youyou asked: "What should we do now?"

"Don't worry dear, just wait for me to untie the rope."

Guan Gu started to untie the rope, but after a long time he found it became tighter and tighter.

He couldn't help but get angry and said, "Zhang Wei, are you crazy? Why did you tie the rope so tightly?"

Zhang Wei said matter-of-factly: "Didn't you say that I have extra strength when I sleepwalk? Of course I have to tie it up tighter, otherwise what if I get free?"

"Then I..."

Guan Gu slapped his forehead in frustration: "Forget it, I'd better go get the scissors."

Zhang Wei smiled embarrassedly: "Actually, there is no need to go through so much trouble. I am also quite interested in the TV series that Youyou mentioned.

"How about... the three of us go together?"

Guan Gu's eyes widened: "The three of us?"

Youyou looked weird: "Together?"

……

The scene changed and the three of them were already in the same bed.

Guan Gu, who was in the middle, sighed while holding his laptop, helplessness written all over his face.

Now Youyou's head is resting on his left shoulder, and Zhang Wei's huge head is resting on his right shoulder.

The bed is not big to begin with, and these two people are squeezing in it like they are sandwiched between two people.

"Guan Guan..."

Although Youyou had deliberately avoided looking at Zhang Wei next to Guan Gu, she still felt a little awkward: "Do you feel that the atmosphere between us is weird?"

"No."

Before Guan Gu could reply, Zhang Wei smiled and said, "I feel the atmosphere is very good now. I feel very relieved."

"hehe."'

Youyou smiled awkwardly: "Just be at ease, just be at ease..."

Zhang Wei was completely unaware of the strange atmosphere between the three of them, and still said cheerfully: "Hurry up, the TV is on, the three of us just watch TV quietly."

"……it is good."

Guan Gu and You You nodded.

……

Five minutes later, as the plot progressed, Guan Gu and You You were already immersed in the atmosphere of watching the drama and completely ignored Zhang Wei standing beside them.

Youyou tugged at Guan Gu's sleeve and said excitedly, "Guan Gu, look, the heroine is about to sign the indenture of the overbearing president."

"Yes."

Guan Gu bit his finger and said nervously: "If this contract is signed, the heroine will be at the mercy of others for the rest of her life."

Zhang Wei said coldly, "No, Article 109 of the Civil Code of the People's Republic of China stipulates that the personal freedom and personal dignity of natural persons are protected by law.

“Article 153: Civil acts that violate the mandatory provisions of laws and administrative regulations are invalid.

"So even if you sign 10,000 copies of a contract to sell your body, it can only be used as toilet paper."

Guan Gu: (ˉ▽ˉ;)
Youyou: (ˉ▽ˉ;)
When Youyou heard this, the nervous and anxious expression on her face instantly collapsed.

She said in a low voice: "I suddenly feel that this plot is not exciting at all."

Guan Gu said with a dark face: "Me too."

……

for the next half hour.

……

"Whoever illegally detains another person or illegally deprives another person of his personal freedom by other means shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years, criminal detention, controlled release, or deprivation of political rights. If there is assault or insult, the punishment shall be heavier.

……

"Home robbery is punishable by at least ten years in prison, life imprisonment or death penalty, in addition to a fine or confiscation of property."

……

"The crime of causing death by negligence shall be punished by fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than seven years; if the circumstances are relatively minor, the punishment shall be fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years."

……

Zhang Wei twitched his lips and sighed, "Everyone in this TV show is an outlaw. Fortunately, the heroine is immortal, otherwise the grass on her grave would be too tall."

"This is too outrageous!"

"Zhang Wei!"

Guan Gu gritted his teeth and said, "This is just a third-rate web drama. Can you please stop dwelling on the crimes these people have committed in the plot?"

"is it?"

Zhang Wei nodded: "Okay, then I won't say anything."

He was silent for less than five seconds, then asked Youyou out of the blue, "By the way, Youyou, did you know that Guan Gu's calves are particularly soft?"

Guan Gu: (⊙﹏⊙)...

Sekiya: (╯▔ Pan▔)╯! ! !
[In his inner world, Guan Gu, wearing green dinosaur pajamas, grabbed his long dinosaur tail and beat Zhang Wei with it.]

[Until he had his fill of fighting, he kicked Zhang Wei away and put on his own dinosaur mask.]

【ah! ! ! 】

[Flames burst out of Guan Gu's mouth, instantly burning Zhang Wei, who was filled with fear, into charcoal.]

"what!!!"

Guan Gu pulled Zhang Wei up and roared almost crazily, "I can't stand it! I really can't stand it!"

"Lu Ziqiao!"

"Lü Ziqiao!!"

"Lu Ziqiao!!!"

(End of this chapter)