Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 713: The Two Concept Gods Reunited

Guan Gu brought Zhang Wei to the kitchen, cut the ropes around their hands, and went straight to Ziqiao's bedroom.

He banged on Ziqiao's door and shouted, "Ziqiao! Come out!"

"Zi Qiao!!"

"Lu Ziqiao!!!"

After a while, Ziqiao, who was still half asleep, opened the door.

He closed his eyes tightly and murmured in his sleep: "What?"

Guan Gu pushed Zhang Wei into Zi Qiao's arms and said with gritted teeth: "Zhang Wei is yours. Don't let him bother me again tonight, otherwise the three of us will die together!"

He said this and stormed back to his bedroom.

"What are you doing for me?"

"Hey!"

When Ziqiao saw Guan Gu slam the door, and then turned around to see Zhang Wei's honest and innocent smiling face, he suddenly felt his head get bigger.

In less than two nights, Zhang Wei managed to cause such trouble to Zhanbo and Guan Gu, the most honest people in the apartment. He is definitely a troublemaker.

I just wanted to have a good sleep, why did such a troublesome guy suddenly fall on my head?

Zi Qiao immediately cried out loudly, "Guan Gu, can't you just put it in a brown paper bag and burn it!"

Zhang Wei smiled at Ziqiao and said, "Good evening."

"Okay, okay, it's my bad luck tonight!"

Ziqiao sighed and reluctantly pushed Zhang Wei back to his room.

"Go to bed! Go to sleep!"

After Ziqiao finished speaking, he crawled into his bed and fell asleep.

Zhang Wei lay on Ziqiao's bed, his upper body still, his buttocks twisting back and forth.

"Zi Qiao, your pillow is so hard. It's much worse than Guan Gu's pillow."

"Zi Qiao, your mattress is so hard. It's much worse than Guan Gu's mattress."

"Zi Qiao, your calves are so hard too, far worse than Guan Gu's."

"No, what the hell did you do to Guan Gu in the past half night?!!"

Ziqiao's eyes widened in horror and he silently distanced himself from Zhang Wei.

"Brother, please be quiet and go to sleep. I have a date tomorrow morning."

"Oh."

Zhang Wei closed his eyes. He had just watched the lawless web drama recommended by Youyou, and now he felt sleepy.

As the temperature in the bed slowly rose, Zhang Wei's breathing gradually became steady and long, and he slowly, slowly fell into a beautiful dream.

Slowly, slowly...

He vaguely realized that someone was holding his waist, and a rough and powerful hand was slowly reaching into his clothes.

Zhang Wei's whole body shuddered suddenly, and he kicked Ziqiao, who was hugging him, under the bed.

"Lv Ziqiao, you are a pervert!"

He pulled the quilt tightly to his chest and asked in horror, "When did you change your taste to like touching men?"

"hiss……"

Ziqiao held his waist and stood up in embarrassment.

He rubbed his eyes and let out a sigh: "Oh, Zhang Wei."

"I was half asleep just now, and when I felt someone next to me, I thought..."

"oops!"

Ziqiao rubbed his face and said, "Sorry, sorry, my occupational disease has come back."

Zhang Wei pulled his mouth and smiled unhappily: "You are quite professional in picking up girls!"

"Love what you do and love who you do."

Although Ziqiao sprained his waist due to Zhang Wei's kick, he was in the wrong after all, so he could only endure the pain and lie back on the bed.

"It's okay, go to sleep."

He pressed his temple: "Don't worry, I will remember that the person next to me is you this time."

Zhang Wei stared at Ziqiao and said, "It's not that I don't trust you, but your behavior just now really makes me feel uneasy."

"it is good."

Ziqiao silently distanced himself from Zhang Wei and leaned against the bed: "I'll try to stay as far away from you as possible, okay?"

"Please go to bed quickly, I'm so sleepy!"

"Ok."

Zhang Wei lay down on the other side trembling with fear. Just as he was about to close his eyes, he heard Ziqiao ask suddenly.

"By the way, Zhang Wei, do you know that your calves are also weak?"

"hiss……"

Zhang Wei's body trembled and his scalp went numb when he heard this. At this moment, he finally understood Guan Gu's feelings when he heard this.

"It's over. I really can't sleep now."

After Ziqiao did this, Zhang Wei's sleepiness disappeared instantly.

Just now Ziqiao's hand only reached into his clothes. What if I fall asleep this time and his hand reaches into my pants?
"Oh, just be assured!"

Ziqiao, who had just been sleeping soundly but was kicked awake by Zhang Wei, felt like his head was about to explode. He wailed, "I'm not interested in men, not at all!"

"But I really can't sleep now."

"Then count sheep, and you'll fall asleep while counting."

"Oh."

Zhang Wei blinked and counted slowly: "One sheep, two sheep, three sheep."

"Four sheep, five sheep, six sheep."

"Seven sheep, eight sheep, nine sheep..."

"Depend on!"

Ziqiao gritted his teeth and cursed under his breath, covering his ears tightly with his hands.

……

After one hour.

"Two thousand and forty-six sheep, two thousand and forty-seven sheep..."

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

After being tortured for an hour, Ziqiao stood up angrily. He looked at Zhang Wei viciously and roared, "Why haven't you fallen asleep yet?"

"I do not know either."

Zhang Wei sat up and said slowly, "Actually, I've always felt that this method is unscientific."

"why?"

Zhang Wei clapped his hands and said, "Think about it, the method of counting sheep is something that came from abroad." "The pronunciation of the English word sheep is very similar to the word sleep, and if you say it too often, it will have a psychological hint."

Zi Qiao raised an eyebrow: "So?"

Zhang Wei spread his hands and said, "But how can Chinese people use psychological suggestion in English?"

Zi Qiao laughed angrily: "So what do you want?"

Zhang Wei said in high spirits: "I have a new method to help you sleep. It is more effective and direct."

"It is - Shu! Shui! Dumplings!"

Ziqiao opened his mouth in surprise when he heard this.

Zhang Wei continued to explain to Ziqiao: "Dumplings, sleep, this is the psychological suggestion of the Chinese people!"

"Then why didn't you say so earlier?"

Zhang Wei blinked and said confidently, "You asked me to count sheep."

Ziqiao clenched his fists, trying hard to resist the urge to punch Zhang Wei to death.

He lay down again, whimpering, "Okay, I was wrong, you count."

Zhang Wei leaned against the head of the bed and continued to count slowly like he had counted sheep before: "One dumpling, two dumplings, three dumplings, four dumplings..."

Three minutes later.

"Ninety-six dumplings, ninety-seven dumplings, ninety-eight dumplings..."

"and many more!"

Zhang Wei sat up suddenly, and the sudden shout woke Ziqiao up.

Zhang Wei looked at Ziqiao and said as a matter of course: "I'm hungry."

Ziqiao: o_o...

Zi Qiao: (╯▔Dan▔)╯! ! !
He stared at Zhang Wei in amazement for a long time, and finally, silently and slowly raised a finger towards him.

[Fuck you!!!]

……

In the early morning of the next day, because she had not found a job yet, Meijia, who was working the night shift, could only do odd jobs like Wanyu and Curry Sauce before, and pushed open the door and returned to 3602.

She glanced at Ziqiao, who was leaning on the sofa and dozing off, and asked curiously, "Ziqiao, why aren't you sleeping in your room so late?"

"what?"

Ziqiao woke up from his sleep again. He rubbed his face and cried faintly: "It's all because of Zhang Wei! Thanks to him, my whole night's sleep is ruined!"

"Zhang Wei? Shouldn't he sleep with Guan Gu tonight?"

Without waiting for Ziqiao to reply, Meijia said, "I see. Zhang Wei was kicked here by Guan Gu like a ball."

She craned her neck to look around and asked, "Where's Mr. Zhang?"

"He couldn't sleep and kept asking for dumplings, so I mixed two pieces of rat poison into his dumplings."

"ah?!!"

Mei Jia was struck by lightning when she heard this: "You poisoned Zhang Wei to death?!"

Ziqiao sighed and leaned back on the sofa, "I swear, I really wanted to mix rat poison for him, but there are never any rats on our sixth floor.

"I could only settle for the next best thing and mix two sleeping pills for him, hoping he would calm down a bit."

Mika blinked: "So he is asleep now?"

"No, he was sleepwalking."

"Sleepwalking?!!"

Meijia exclaimed: "Did you tie up Zhang Wei?"

"You must be kidding. Zhang Wei is so strong when he's sleepwalking that he's even harder to hold down than the pigs that are slaughtered during the New Year in the village!"

Ziqiao shrugged: And tonight he and I...had a little misunderstanding. Anyway, he is particularly resistant to me touching him now.

"He hits me every time I touch him. He almost punched my lungs out just now!"

Meijia snorted, "Then you can't just let Zhang Wei sleepwalk alone. What if something happens?"

Ziqiao waved his hand: "Don't worry, nothing will happen, someone is watching him."

Mika was stunned when she heard this: "Who is it?"

Meijia's question seemed to hit the mark for Ziqiao. He raised his eyebrows and a charming smile appeared on his face.

"For a concept god-level existence like Sleepwalking Zhang Wei, of course only another concept god in the apartment can compete with him."

He pointed to the half-open door of his bedroom and said, "They should be getting along well now...."

"What a mess."

Meijia walked towards Ziqiao's bedroom muttering to herself, feeling worried.

When she reached Ziqiao's bedroom door, she gently pushed it open and looked inside...

Mika was struck by lightning in an instant. She widened her eyes and shouted in disbelief.

"Teacher Zeng?!!!"

In Ziqiao's bedroom, Zhang Wei had a dull look in his eyes, and it was obvious that he had fallen into a sleepwalking state.

At this moment, he was lying in the arms of Zeng Xiaoxian, whose face was red and eyes were blurry, and he was crying softly: "My beloved! My beloved!"

"My great Qing Empire is finished just like this."

"I can't accept this! I can't accept this, my beloved concubine!"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was so drunk that he didn't know who he was, smiled foolishly, patted Zhang Wei's shoulder, burped and said, "Your Majesty, I am here to accompany you.

"Hiccup~~~, Your Majesty, please take care of your health."

Meijia looked at the eye-catching scene with distorted features. She turned around and asked Ziqiao, "Lv Ziqiao, why did Teacher Zeng get so drunk for no reason?"

She pointed at Ziqiao's nose and asked, "Tell me the truth, was this your doing?"

"of course."

Ziqiao came over and said with a sly smile, "I cheated and deceived Teacher Zeng and finally got him drunk.

"With Teacher Zeng here, 3602 is leveled; with Zhang Wei's beloved concubine here, he can finally calm down."

"Lu! Zi! Qiao!"

Meijia said angrily: "How can you treat Teacher Zeng like this? You are really going too far!"

Ziqiao curled his lips and pointed to the kitchen: "I prepared popcorn for you. You can enjoy this fallen emperor and empress from a close distance from the first-person perspective."

Mika's eyes lit up instantly when she heard this: "Really?"

Ziqiao nodded and said, "When I was buying sleeping pills, I saw that popcorn was on sale at the convenience store next door, so I just bought some."

"Zi Qiao, you are awesome!"

Meijia rushed forward and hugged Ziqiao, then ran excitedly to the kitchen, muttering to herself.

"Popcorn, my popcorn."

[A fool is a fool... Where is the convenience store next to the drugstore downstairs? ]

Ziqiao crossed his arms, stared at Meijia's excited back with his eyes narrowed, and the corners of his mouth raised slightly.

(End of this chapter)