Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 714: The Death Star Is Especially Bright Tonight (Update)
When Meijia brought the popcorn, Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian were still calling her "My beloved concubine" and "Your Majesty" one after another.

Seeing how "loving and sweet" they were, Mika excitedly took out her phone to record the video.

Ziqiao reached for the popcorn bucket in Meijia's arms, but was slapped back by Meijia.

Mika said, "This is mine!"

"Hey, are you being unreasonable?" Zi Qiao was shocked. "I bought this, okay?"

"I don't care." She snorted, "Whatever falls into my hands is mine!"

"Good good."

Ziqiao waved his hands helplessly. He was not very interested in popcorn, so it was fine if Meijia didn't let him eat it.

He yawned, poked Meijia and asked, "Hey, you've only been looking for a job for a few days, why are you already doing a part-time job?

"You didn't work as Guan Gu's personal assistant for a year and a half and end up not saving a penny, did you?"

Meijia snorted, "You don't need to worry about it. Even if I'm poor, I won't borrow money from a pauper like you."

[In her inner world, Mika said while holding a pen in one hand and holding her notebook in the other.]

[Actually, I am rich. I have hidden money in my bedroom and apartment in very hidden places.]

[In order to prevent myself from forgetting, I even wrote down all the locations where I hid the money in my notebook using code words.]

[She paused, then bit the pen in distress: The place where I hid the money was too hidden. I searched for several days but couldn't find much money.]

[As for the code words in my notebook... I just made them up at the time, and now I can't remember any of them.]

[Mei Jia patted her head with her notebook: When I hid the money, why didn't I think of designing a codeword for my codeword to be deciphered? ]

[Forget it. In order to avoid running out of money after looking for a job, I should go out and do a part-time job as soon as possible.]

[But what does this codeword mean? ]

Ziqiao patted Meijia on the shoulder and said, "Meijia, don't say that I don't protect you. If you have no money, just tell me, I..."

Meijia's eyes were filled with emotion. "What do you mean by 'you'? You mean you, a poor guy, have money to lend me?"

"That's not it."

Ziqiao smiled frivolously: "But I can introduce you to a scientific experiment that can make money quickly, and I only need to take 10% of the profit from you.

"How about it? Is it a good deal?"

Mei Jia's face darkened when she heard that, and the look she gave Zi Qiao was like a needle hidden in cotton.

She knew that this stubborn guy couldn't be trusted!
"Thanks."

Meijia stuffed a handful of popcorn expressionlessly and said vaguely, "I don't need it."

When Ziqiao saw Meijia's expression, he knew she was angry again: "Look at you, you are being rude again, aren't you? I'm just worried that you won't be able to find a job and won't have money to pay the rent."

He sighed deeply: "I wanted to illuminate the moon with my heart, but the moon was blind."

Mika snorted and uttered three words lightly.

"Rulai God..."

Ziqiao was so frightened that he jumped back. Without saying a word, he bowed 90 degrees to Meijia: "I'm sorry! I was wrong!

"Lady, please show some mercy!"

"cut."

Meijia didn't even look at Ziqiao, she just said calmly: "Get out of here, don't disturb me from watching the show here!"

Ziqiao raised his head tentatively, and seeing that Meijia showed no sign of really wanting to slap him, he moved closer with a frown on his face.

"Meijia, I'm not saying anything bad about you, but you've been in the underworld for so many years, why are you still wandering around like a fly when looking for a job?

“For people like us who have no education, no background, and no connections, we can only look for jobs based on our own strengths and advantages.

"Look at you. You are bad at math but you want to be a waiter and a salesperson. You are totally sick."

"Wow, you're really amazing. You're an unemployed vagrant and you still have the nerve to teach others how to find a job."

Meijia rolled her eyes at Ziqiao and said, "Lv Ziqiao, is this your line?"

"Tsk, I just gave you a heads up out of kindness because I saw you working part-time on the night shift until this time these days."

Ziqiao held his head high and said, "If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer the consequences."

Meijia snorted, but after thinking about it, she realized that although Ziqiao's first words were indeed rude, his later words did make some sense.

“Specialties and advantages…”

She bit her finger and pondered, "Then what are my specialties and advantages? I can't go to someone else's house and be a life assistant or nanny, right?"

"you……"

Ziqiao lowered his head and looked at Meijia carefully. He curled his lips and said, "You... the only thing you have left is your hair."

"I'll kill you with a sip of salt soda!"

Mei Jia was furious when she heard that. She raised her hand high and moved towards Zi Qiao aggressively.

Just when she was about to give this bastard a third taste of her Tathagata Palm, something new happened to Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian, who were originally in Ziqiao's bedroom.

"My dear, I hate it!"

"My great Qing Empire is over just like this. I cannot accept this. I cannot accept this!"

After venting his frustration to his beloved concubine, Zhang Wei wiped away his tears and said viciously, "This is all because of that vicious, cruel, cunning, vicious, extremely evil, and hated female devil."

"Hu! Yi! Fei!"

"Hiccup~~~, Yifei?"

Zeng Xiaoxian burped and said cheerfully, "I love Yifei. I really love Yifei."

Mika hesitated for less than a second before putting down her slap. She happily held her popcorn and took a few steps closer to the "emperor and empress of a fallen country".

Anyway, he still has a lot of Tathagata Palms left, so he can hit Ziqiao anytime he wants.

But if you miss this opportunity with Teacher Zeng and Zhang Wei, there won’t be a next time.

In response to Xiaoxian's answer, Zhang Wei gave Xiaoxian a thumbs up and praised her, "My dear, you have good taste. Actually, I like Liu Yifei's work too."

Xiaoxian shook his head. He closed his eyes and corrected loudly like a child: "It's Yifei, not Yifei!"

"What?!!"

Zhang Wei was horrified: "You actually like that female devil who destroyed our empire!"

Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled: "Your Majesty, it's not the monogamy you mentioned. It's not illegal to have a husband and a wife at the same time."

"Okay."

Meijia couldn't help but complain when she heard this: "Teacher Zeng, you didn't remember anything else when you were drunk last time, but you remembered this damn monogamy."

After Zhang Wei heard Xiaoxian's words, he really stroked his chin and nodded, "Well, what my beloved concubine said makes sense.

"There is only such a unique man in the world who can become my beloved concubine."

Ziqiao and Meijia were stunned upon hearing this. Meijia was so shocked that several grains of popcorn fell out of her mouth.

"Good fellow, what a good fellow."

He turned his head to look at Meijia, and asked without any expectation: "Do you know which emperor in ancient times was the one who caused Zhang Wei's situation?" Meijia chewed the popcorn in her mouth. She thought seriously for a long time before she said confidently: "King Zhou of Shang!"

"Please, are you educated?"

Ziqiao glanced at Meijia with disdain: "Even I know that King Zhou of Shang likes foxes, not men!"

Mika snorted, "At least men are still human, but foxes aren't even human."

"Right."

Ziqiao yawned, and he and Meijia continued to watch how Emperor Zhang Wei would deal with the matter of his beloved concubine falling in love with the evil woman Hu Yifei.

Zhang Wei patted Xiaoxian on the shoulder and said, "My beloved, you like this female devil so much, but does this female devil like you?"

Zhang Wei's words directly broke the drunk Zeng Xiaoxian's defense. He sat there in a daze for several seconds, and his eyes gradually became misty.

"I have no idea I have no idea……"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked up at the sky and cried loudly, "I really don't know."

Zhang Wei gently held Zeng Xiaoxian in his arms and comforted her, "My beloved, don't be sad. How could anyone not be fascinated by a coward like you who is so shifty, filthy, flattering, and indecisive?"

"hiss……"

Ziqiao took a deep breath and his eyes widened: "What Zhang Wei said... is this a compliment?!"

"Ah."

Meijia instinctively continued to stuff popcorn into her mouth, and she nodded in agreement with Ziqiao's idea.

If anyone dared to praise her like this, she would definitely swing her arm and slap him hard.

However, no matter what Ziqiao and Meijia thought, after hearing Zhang Wei's "praise", Zeng Xiaoxian squinted his eyes with enjoyment and showed a brilliant and silly smile.

But soon, Zeng Xiaoxian said aggrievedly: "Since I am so good, why doesn't Hu Yifei confess to me?"

Ziqiao: (⊙﹏⊙)...

Meijia: (⊙﹏⊙)…

It’s all over. Teacher Zeng is completely ruined.

Last time when he was drunk, he dared to confess to Yifei. Now that he is drunk, he still wants Yifei to confess to him?
Bah! The wine I drank this time must be fake!
"That's Hu Yifei, the evil woman. She's not a human being. She has no heart at all!"

Zhang Wei, who was sleepwalking, said angrily: "If she had any compassion, how could she have taken away my huge empire!"

Xiaoxian was shocked: "Yifei is not a human being, she has no heart..."

He was stunned for a while, then he couldn't help looking up at the sky and crying loudly: "Hu Yifei, you didn't even confess to me, you are not a human being! You have no heart!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Zhang Wei nodded heavily, with a hint of tears in his voice: "Yes, Hu Yifei is not a human being! She has no heart at all!"

The two men whose hearts were deeply broken by Yifei looked at each other, and after confirming that the other was the right one, they hugged each other once and let their sorrow flow like a river.

One of these two people was drunk, the other was sleepwalking; one did it for love, the other did it for his own room.

But now they were shouting the same person's name over and over again.

"Yifei!"

"Yifei!!"

"Yifi!!!"

Zhang Wei: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~
Xiaoxian: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~
"Ah~~~"

The scene before them made Ziqiao and Meijia's hair stand on end and they got goose bumps all over their bodies.

The two were so disgusted that their teeth were chattering and they couldn't even utter a complete sentence for a while.

Before they could continue to complain, Zhang Wei straightened his chest and patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the back: "My beloved, we can't be sad. Sadness can't change the tragic facts now."

He spoke righteously and passionately: "We are all men. Men should not cry here, but find a way to take back our territory and beloved women!"

"That makes sense."

Zeng Xiaoxian burped and asked, "So what should we do now?"

“The Art of War by Sun Tzu says: Take the enemy by surprise and attack them when they are least prepared.

"What we need to do now is to seize the moment when the female devil is least prepared and give her a fatal blow!"

Zhang Wei was clearly sleepwalking, but there was a gleam of wisdom in his distracted eyes.

"So when is the devil girl most off guard?"

Xiaoxian shook his head, looking confused.

Ziqiao and Meijia's eyelids twitched wildly. They looked at each other silently, confirming that the other's answer was the same as theirs.

【Could it be...】

【No way……】

Zhang Wei clenched his fists and shouted, "That's right, when she's sleeping! Right now!"

He patted Xiaoxian's shoulder heavily and said, "I have decided, my beloved concubine, we will attack Hu Yifei tonight!
"As long as you can capture Hu Yifei, I will give her to you as a reward!"

When Zeng Xiaoxian heard this, his drunken eyes suddenly lit up with dazzling light.

Without waiting for Zeng Xiaoxian to speak, Zhang Wei raised his fist and roared, "Attack the female devil at night! Capture Hu Yifei!"

"Night attack on the female devil! Capture Hu Yifei!"

"Night attack on the female devil! Capture Hu Yifei!"

……

Under Zhang Wei's highly inspiring and energetic slogans, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but raise his fist and shout.

"Night attack on the female devil! Capture Hu Yifei!"

"Night attack on the female devil! Capture Hu Yifei!"

"Night attack on the female devil! Capture Hu Yifei!"

"Nani?!!"

Ziqiao and Meijia were already stunned when they heard Zhang Wei propose a night attack on Yifei, their mouths opened so wide that they could swallow their fists.

The two men felt thunder rolling above their heads, and lightning struck them directly from head to toe.

When they came to their senses, they were shocked to find that... Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian had walked around them and rushed out of the bedroom without them knowing.

They shouted slogans and ran towards 3604 with the determination to win.

[Oh my god…]

【Oh my god! 】

【Oh my! God! ! ! !】

Ziqiao and Meijia looked up blankly, their eyes seemed to see the stars in the night sky through the ceiling.

The Death Star seems to be particularly bright tonight.

(End of this chapter)