Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 716 The War of Gods Ends
"Oh my god……"

Yu Mo closed her mouth which was wide open in shock with her hands. She swallowed and murmured in disbelief: "Teacher Zeng... is he crazy tonight?"

Meijia blinked her big eyes and stared at Xiaoxian and Yifei who were kissing each other: "No, he's just drunk."

Click!

Ziqiao, whose body was broken, tried his best to preserve the image of this historical moment for everyone.

"No wonder..."

Yumo breathed a sigh of relief when she heard Meijia's words. Although she always complained that Teacher Zeng was a coward, a wimp, and weak, she really couldn't accept it if Teacher Zeng really exploded so easily.

As it turns out, Mr. Zeng is different when he’s drunk.

Eh?
In this case, if they gave Teacher Zeng a drink every two weeks...

By this time next year, will I be able to become a godmother?

Yumo was just thinking about it when Xiaoxian and Yifei finally separated after kissing silently for half a minute.

Although the drunk Zeng Xiaoxian is not as indestructible as Ziqiao, his recovery ability can be regarded as an unsolved mystery of mankind.

He had just been hit by Yifei at least a hundred times. Even if he didn't feel the pain, he should not be able to move now. But he just stood there and smiled foolishly as if nothing had happened.

On the contrary, Yifei was made exhausted by Xiaoxian's simple kiss. Her eyes were wide open and she staggered for a long time before she managed to adjust her center of gravity and stood firmly.

It's strange to say, Yifei, who possesses the bug-level automatic counterattack skill [Bounce and Flash], could actually be kissed by Xiaoxian, a drunkard.

Not only that, she was held in this kiss for a full half minute, during which time she had no intention of struggling or fighting back.

……

Is this what the proverb says: the mouth says no but the body is obedient?

"Yifei, now you can finally listen to me properly."

Xiaoxian scratched his head. Even though his brain was numbed by alcohol, he still had the courage to express the love deep in his heart.

"Yifei, actually I..."

"good chance!"

At the moment when Xiaoxian and Yifei separated, the sleepwalking Zhang Wei finally found the most vulnerable and defenseless moment of this female devil.

While everyone was shocked by the kiss between Xiaoxian and Yifei, and had a vague premonition that the drunk Xiaoxian was about to confess his love, Zhang Wei had already quietly approached Yifei.

"Look at my great power to create miracles!"

The sleepwalking Zhang Wei, the king of a fallen country who had lost everything, swung his arms at this moment and punched Yifei with all his strength!
“No…don’t…ah…”

At this moment, the flow of time in the entire 3604 seemed to slow down.

Everyone fell into silence, only Zhang Wei's fist slowly and firmly swung towards Yifei.

The seven people outside the bedroom widened their eyes in horror. They shouted and ran desperately, just trying to stop Zhang Wei's behavior.

【At least……】

【At least……】

[At least wait until Teacher Zeng finishes his confession before calling! ]

【asshole! ! ! 】

No matter what everyone thought, their shouts and attempts to stop him could not keep up with the speed of Zhang Wei's punches.

Logically speaking, Yifei has an automatic counterattack skill like Dan Yi Shan, so it is impossible for her to be hit by the clumsy Zhang Wei.

But the kiss from Zeng Xiaoxian just now seemed to have completely destroyed her self-defense mechanism. Even though Zhang Wei's fist was close at hand, Yifei still had no reaction.

At this moment, Zhang Wei, who was in a sleepwalking state with terrifying strength but extremely slow speed and reaction, finally seized this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and delivered a fatal blow to Yifei.

[This is the exciting combination of the two major concepts of the apartment! ! ! ]

boom!
With a muffled sound, the big sister on the sixth floor of the apartment, a martial arts prodigy rarely seen in a thousand years, the undefeated myth of the martial arts world, the legend of absolute invincibility, the combat power ceiling of the love apartment, our beloved...

Hu·Taekwondo black belt·Founder of Dan Yishan·Fish Tank Terminator·Zeng Xiaoxian’s nightmare·The courage of the overlord·The death device of the weak·The terminator of the terminator·Yifei!
She fell down!!!
Yifei was hit on the shoulder by Zhang Wei's punch and she retreated repeatedly until she had nowhere to retreat and then she slammed heavily against the bedroom wall.

boom!
Yifei's body collided heavily with the bedroom wall, making a loud bang.

Everyone's legs suddenly went weak, and for a moment they had the illusion that the earth was shaking.

"My dear, I am here to save you."

Zhang Wei did not pursue the victory, but pulled Zeng Xiaoxian away and said, "Let's go, we can't stay here for long!"

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't want to leave, but all his attribute points after getting drunk were added to [Pain Shielding] and [Life Recovery].
Facing the sleepwalking Zhang Wei who had the strength of "nine oxen and two tigers", his resistance was not even as good as Yifei who was just kissed by him.

"No, I want to watch..."

Before Xiaoxian could finish his words, Zhang Weisheng dragged him out of the bedroom.

Everyone wanted to stop Zhang Wei, but they were afraid that they would also be knocked down by his punch, so they could only smile awkwardly and move aside.

"Zeng Xiao Xian!"

"Zhang! Wei!"

Yifei was indeed well-trained. Last time, Guan Gu was just hit by an ordinary punch from the sleepwalking Zhang Wei, but it hurt so much that he squatted on the ground for a long time, holding his stomach, with cold sweat on his forehead.

But she was caught off guard and received a serious punch from the sleepwalking Zhang Wei, but she recovered in less than fifteen seconds.

Yifei covered her shoulders, her eyes burning with a fierce rage that could burn the sky and boil the sea. She wiped her mouth viciously, and then completely lost her composure and roared loudly: "I'm going to kill you! Kill! Kill all of you!"

"Kill you! Kill you!!!"

Everyone was startled and leaned against the wall, not daring to move.

At this moment, there is the ultimate concept god in the apartment who is far more invincible than the two concept gods, sleepwalking Zhang Wei and drunk Zeng Xiaoxian—the furious Hu Yifei!
debut.

Everyone watched Yifei chase in the direction Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei fled, and no one dared to speak up to dissuade them.

Tonight's battle of gods is no longer something that mortals like them can get involved in.

Curry Sauce lowered his head and asked cautiously: "What should we do now?"

"What else can I do?"

Yu Mo smiled bitterly and said, "Just chase them. We can't just watch Teacher Zeng and Zhang Wei get beaten by Yi Fei until they can't get out of bed for three days."

Everyone looked at each other and chased after him helplessly.

To everyone's surprise, Zhang Wei did not take Zeng Xiaoxian back to 3602, but went directly into 3603 through the door that Zhan Bo had not had time to close.

By the time they heard the noise and ran from 3602 to 3603, Zhang Wei was already lying on the ground, having been completely dealt with by Yifei.

Zeng Xiaoxian saw Zhang Wei being knocked out by Yifei with one move. His mouth trembled slightly, and he said to Yifei with a stiff smile: "Yifei, Xiaofeifei, Feifeifeifei, let's talk it out nicely. Fighting and killing is not good."

"Actually, I have liked you for a long, long time."

After Yifei dealt with Zhang Wei cleanly and efficiently, she originally wanted to torture Zeng Xiaoxian slowly, but she heard Zeng Xiaoxian's confession in a trance and was stunned.

"Really?"

Xiaoxian nodded quickly: “Yes, in fact, I have always liked you.

"I want to ask you, are you willing to be my daughter..."

Before he could finish his words, Yifei punched him in the stomach.

"Xian'er~~~"

Yifei picked up Zeng Xiaoxian as if he were a chick. She pinched Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth and stretched it as far as she could.

“You didn’t confess to me earlier, you didn’t confess to me later, you didn’t confess to me when you were sober, and you didn’t think of confessing to me the first time you were drunk.

"But you wanted to confess to me that you actually like me just when I wanted to beat you half to death?"

Yifei asked with a smile: "So you are a masochist?"

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded subconsciously, then quickly shook his head.

"Then why are you confessing to me?"

The expression on Yifei's face suddenly changed, and she angrily twisted Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth 180 degrees.

"Your face is red and you reek of alcohol. Anyone can tell you are drunk!

“I beg you, just because you are drunk and stupid, don’t treat everyone as an idiot!
"You think I'll believe your lies!"

She bit her red lips with her silver teeth, and her whole body was shaking with anger: "You kissed me forcefully to cover up Zhang Wei's sneak attack, so why are you confessing your feelings now?"

"Delaying time and waiting for Zhang Wei to wake up?"

"Woo woo woo, woo woo woo woo woo! (No, Yifei, listen to my explanation!)"

Zeng Xiaoxian tried his best to explain, but Yifei held his lips tightly, and he couldn't speak no matter what.

Yifei said viciously: "Zeng Xiaoxian, you really dare to say anything when you are drunk.

“Woo, woo, woo!”

Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head pitifully, but still had no way to explain.

"Zeng! Xiao! Xian! How dare you play tricks on me..."

"You die!!!"

Yifei, who was in a furious state, could no longer bear it and threw Zeng Xiaoxian out.

Under the shocked gazes of everyone, Zeng Xiaoxian was like a sandbag thrown high by Yifei. He rolled 360 degrees freely in the air and finally fell heavily on the "Optimus Prime" in the living room.

This so-called "Optimus Prime" was originally just a pile of thick cardboard boxes filled with fashion magazines, which were stacked, spray-painted and colored to create a temporary residence that could not withstand the destruction of a heavyweight like Zeng Xiaoxian.

So, under Zhan Bo's heartbreaking gaze, the entire "Optimus Prime" collapsed, leaving only a pile of ruins made of cardboard boxes.

Yifei clapped her hands, turned her head and looked at everyone, and said angrily: "From now on, if anyone dares to come over and attack me at night, I will..."

"In any case, that person's fate will be even worse than theirs!"

"Have you remembered everything?"

Everyone shuddered when they heard this, and nodded in fear.

In this night that could be called the war of gods, only Zhan Bo looked at his destroyed great masterpiece and temporary residence with deep despair on his face.

He suddenly knelt down, looked up at the sky, raised his arms and let out a shrill cry.

"Do not!!!"

(End of this chapter)