Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 717 Zeng Xiaoxian, a coward to the end (Additional update)

The huge noise of 3603 finally woke up Wanyu and Nanfeng who were sleeping soundly.

Although Nanfeng was in a soundproof room, it was not soundproof after all. If he couldn't wake up after such a loud noise as "Optimus Prime's Death", it would be unacceptable.

When they learned that Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian were so bold as to attack Hu Yifei at night, their reactions were no less calm than everyone else's.

They couldn't help but pull out their phones to check if April Fools' Day came early this year.

When Nanfeng and Wanyu heard that Zeng Xiaoxian had forcefully kissed Yifei, for a moment they both felt like the end of the world was coming.

Although the word "forced kiss" could indeed have happened to them, anyone who knows Yifei and Xiaoxian would first think of Yifei forcefully kissing Xiaoxian.

Teacher Zeng is usually a passive person, but I didn't expect that after getting drunk, he would be so strong and proactive in pursuing Yifei.

Or... starting tomorrow, everyone should just put white wine into his thermos.

To be honest, every incident tonight sounds particularly absurd and ridiculous, but there have been so many absurd and bizarre things that have happened in the Love Apartment, and tonight's incidents are no exception.

Nanfeng and Wanyu just confirmed the facts briefly and then quickly accepted what happened tonight.

The two even felt a little regretful in their hearts. If they had known that tonight was the Battle of the Gods, they should not have gone to bed so early.

Although Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian were unconscious, Yifei could not really beat them to death no matter how angry she was.

When they wake up tomorrow, at most they will feel as if every inch of their muscles have run a complete Tour de France marathon.

The feeling of numbness and pain should be enough to remind them not to raid girls' bedrooms at night again.

Even if that girl is equal to two men, it won’t work!

Among the three patriarchs of Love Apartment, Zeng Xiaoxian is in a coma. Yifei wants to peel off the skins of these two people and use them to make lanterns. Now it is up to the remaining Nanfeng to arrange the follow-up of tonight's Battle of the Gods.

Under Nanfeng's arrangement, Meijia, Youyou and Curry Sauce were responsible for helping Zhanbo stack up the cardboard boxes scattered on the ground.

Of course, it would take too much time to put all those cartons back in place and revive Optimus Prime.

The four of them now just need to stack the cardboard boxes into a wall to help Zhanbo block the wind, light and sound.

Guan Gu and Zi Qiao were responsible for carrying the two unconscious guys on the ground to 3604 and sending them to Xiaoxian's temporary bedroom, so that the emperor and empress of a fallen country could sleep in the same bed like last time.

Eh?
It seems that after going around in circles for a long time, the person who is most suitable to live in the same bedroom with him is... Zeng Xiaoxian?

As for the remaining Yumo and Wanyu, their tasks are very important.

The two of them had to be responsible for calming down the furious Yifei, or at least reduce her anger to the point where she would not commit violence again when she saw Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei wake up tomorrow morning.

As for whether Yifei will continue to pursue their night attack...that depends on Yifei's own decision.

It’s not that everyone doesn’t want to help Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei, but it’s really hard for them to persuade Yifei to be magnanimous in this matter.

Whether they were drunk or sleepwalking, no matter how excusable the circumstances were, it was outrageous for two grown men to attack a girl at night.

Even though Yifei's skills are not bad at all, she didn't develop these skills to use as an excuse for these two guys to attack at night.

As a third party, Nanfeng and his friends did think too much about it in order to ensure fairness and justice. As for Yifei, as the person involved, she was not actually too angry about the night attack.

Or when she found out that Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei were one sleepwalking and the other drunk, most of her anger disappeared.

What really made Yifei angry was their exciting combination skills.

One takes damage and strengthens control, while the other launches a sneak attack to deal damage. Tell me whether these two guys are immoral or not!
Not to mention that Zeng Xiaoxian, the bastard, is still responsible for the method of strong control... or...

Yifei gets angry whenever she thinks about it!

She couldn't understand why she didn't just dodge and blow him away?
How strange!

Seeing Yifei's angry look as if she wanted to cut Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei into pieces, Yumo and Wanyu really had no way of telling Yifei: In fact, Teacher Zeng really likes you, and he must have sincerely wanted to confess to you just now.

This is also the reason why Nanfeng only sent Yumo and Wanyu, two girls with high emotional intelligence, to appease Yifei. If it were Meijia, Youyou and Curry Sauce, the three of them would probably reveal the fact that Teacher Zeng likes Yifei during the conversation.

Yifei is such a proud and strong-willed person. If you tell her the truth at this time, it will only have a counterproductive effect and make her look down on Zeng Xiaoxian even more.

[I don’t dare to express my feelings when I’m sober, I only dare to express my feelings when I’m drunk. 】

【What kind of man is this! 】

So after hinting to Yumo and Wanyu to take Yifei away, Nanfeng hurriedly emphasized the importance of confidentiality to the rest of the people, especially Meijia, Youyou and Curry Sauce, and asked them not to reveal the truth casually.

What if Yifei mistakenly thought that Teacher Zeng was so cowardly that she didn't even dare to confess her feelings, and had to find someone to hint to her... that would be counterproductive.

Whoever makes the mistake will be responsible for resolving it.

When they thought about having to deal with such a complicated relationship between Yifei and Teacher Zeng, everyone waved their hands, thinking that Teacher Zeng had to do the confession himself.

Besides, things like love still require both parties to take the initiative to move towards each other, rather than being pushed forward by others.

No matter how good their relationship is, at most they can only run errands and provide assists like Guan Gu Youyou and Zhan Bo Wanyu.

But judging from the current situation, who knows when these two awkward guys will take the initiative to move towards each other again?

……

Yumo and Wanyu tried their best to persuade Yifei until their lips were almost worn out. Yifei finally agreed to wait until Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei woke up before talking to them properly and that she would definitely not take action right away.

At this time, Zhanbo's temporary residence had been rebuilt. Although its current appearance was completely different from the previous Optimus Prime, everyone's time and energy were limited, so they could only deal with it like this for the time being.

It was already early morning when Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian decided to launch a night attack. By the time everyone had finished all the messy tasks, the sky was just beginning to turn pale.

Fortunately, today was Saturday, so the exhausted people had time to go back to the bedroom and fall asleep. So everyone slept like this until this afternoon.

……

On Saturday afternoon, Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei woke up in each other's arms again.

After nearly half a minute of silence, two earth-shattering screams were suddenly heard from the small bedroom.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

……

Half an hour later, Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei finally learned from Yumo what they had done.

Zhang Wei bit his hand with horror and said, "Oh my God, we actually attacked Hu Yifei at night! And I even beat her up?!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was so frightened at this moment that he collapsed on the sofa: "Oh my God, we actually attacked Hu Yifei at night! I even kissed her?!"

"Uh... you're still better."

Zhang Wei smiled with a gloating look, and suddenly he felt that he was not so scared anymore.

"It's already this late, and you still have the nerve to laugh at me!"

Zeng Xiaoxian sat up suddenly and screamed like crazy: "I was wondering why I'm in so much pain, this hurts, that hurts, my whole body hurts!"

"This is Yifei's revenge on me! She hates me!"

"I forcefully kissed her and she wanted to kill me!"

Zeng Xiaoxian crossed his arms and said with a sad face, "I am still alive now, purely because she felt that killing me like this would be too easy for me!"

"She wants to torture me! Humiliate me! Toy with me!"

Xiaoxian winked and cried, "She wants to beat me to death!!!"

Zhang Wei originally thought that this was a society ruled by law, and no matter how cruel Yifei was, she would not go too far towards them.

As a result, Zeng Xiaoxian's infectious cry directly broke Zhang Wei's defenses to the point that he began to doubt his life. He felt his whole body in agony and was so scared that he even wanted to vomit.

“Torture?!!”

"Humiliation?!"

"play?!!"

Zhang Wei couldn't help but think of the third-rate web drama he watched last night - "Love O2O".

[Waiting online for an immortal body, pretty urgent. 】

"Let's have some fun!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's expression suddenly changed, and he gently slapped Zhang Wei's head away: "If Yifei wants to torture, humiliate, or play with you, she should come to me, why are you getting involved!"

Zhang Wei was so shocked that he couldn't help but swear, "Teacher Zeng, are you a masochist or are you really a slut?"

"You're gonna steal this too?!"

Xiaoxian rolled his eyes at him: "What do you care?"

"that……"

Yu Mo saw that the two of them were singing and performing like a crosstalk, and it was not until this moment that she had the opportunity to interrupt: "Teacher Zeng, I don't think you need to worry too much.

“In fact, when you forcefully kissed Yifei, she…didn’t react much and just looked dazed.

"Later, Yifei thought you kissed her to help Zhang Wei launch a sneak attack, so she wanted to kill you."

"so what?"

Zeng Xiaoxian scratched his head frantically, grinning, "I can't possibly tell Yifei that I wasn't cooperating with Zhang Wei to launch a sneak attack, I was just forcefully kissing her, right?!!"

Yu Mo said with a smile: "You can take this opportunity to confess to her directly."

"No, no, absolutely not!"

As long as Xiaoxian is not drunk, he will be the quickest to give up than anyone else: "Yumo, you also said that I confessed to Yifei last night and she didn't believe me at all, and she even dumped me on Optimus Prime.

"What if, what if she still doesn't believe it this time and thinks I'm just trying to mitigate my guilt?"

Yu Mo's mouth twitched uncontrollably when she heard this. She said unhappily, "Teacher Zeng, do you think Yi Fei is a fool?"

"If you didn't believe her once, how could you not believe her twice?
"Even if she doesn't believe you after you confessed twice, just confess a third time. She will have to believe that you are sincere no matter what."

"No! No! Really not Yu Mo!"

Zeng Xiaoxian instinctively thought of the worst possible outcome: "What if she rejects me? What if we can't even be friends anymore?
"What if she not only rejects me, but we can't even be friends anymore, and she even wants to kill me?"

He stood up in a panic and said, "Yumo, I'm sorry.

"I really can't stay in this place anymore. I have to leave. We may meet again in the next life."

Xiaoxian was about to run out the door as he spoke, but as soon as he rushed out the door, he bumped into Yifei head-on.

(End of this chapter)