Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 747: Apartment Bizarre Awards
"Why do you always like to ask nonsense questions?"

In response to Zeng Xiaoxian's question, Yifei simply rolled her eyes at him and said, "Today is a workday, and everyone has their own things to do. I don't know where Ziqiao has gone again."

"We are the only two people in the apartment who are free during the day. If we are not responsible for the interview, should Jiang Elbow be responsible?"

Xiaoxian yawned when he heard this: "You just had your summer vacation, so of course you have nothing to do, but I still have to live broadcast tonight."

"Stop whining!"

She scolded angrily: "If you hadn't fooled Youyou, would she have been so caught up in the dilemma and finally decided to hire a couple to share the house?"

"I'm telling you, Zeng Xiaoxian, others may not get involved in this matter, but you definitely can't escape!"

"You can't blame me for this."

Xiaoxian's eyelids trembled, and he laughed dryly: "I originally just wanted to help Youyou analyze the pros and cons, and then while analyzing... I got confused myself."

Yifei crossed her arms with one hand and patted Zeng Xiaoxian's head with the other hand in annoyance.

"What annoys me most is your clumsy and hesitant way of thinking. Do you think that the choices in reality can be the same as in the exam, where everything has a standard correct answer?"

"I don't want to waste my time talking to you."

She handed the information in her hand to Zeng Xiaoxian: "This is the information about the couples we are going to interview later. Take a look at it quickly. The first couple will be here soon."

“Such a thick stack?!”

Xiaoxian was shocked: "Aren't the couples who want to move into our apartment all popular and scarce? Where did you get so many couples from, and you even have to interview them?"

"Well..."

Yifei's proud expression was slightly embarrassed. She snorted and said with a lack of confidence: "The mountain people have their own clever plans. Of course, I have my own way."

"You, you, you...just do a good job in the interview!"

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded suspiciously. He flipped through the couple's information in his hand, and just one glance at it, his eyebrows raised instantly.

[Inside her mind, Yifei looked down helplessly at the stack of documents in her hand.]

[She sighed and said: Normal couples in the apartment are of course in high demand. I have been busy for several days, but there is not even a young couple willing to come upstairs to see the room.]

[At the same time, Nan Feng crossed his arms, walked over slowly and complained.]

[It’s because the noises we’ve made over the past two years have become bigger and bigger, and our reputations in the apartment have become more and more famous.]

[He counted on his fingers: For example, a violent and deadly female devil, a bitch who thought she was famous, a serious miser, the ultimate scumbag, a chatterbox king of gossip, and a Japanese pervert who shouted that he wanted to commit suicide when he was angry...]

[Nan Feng shrugged helplessly: In short, the reputation of our building three, sixth floor, has long been known throughout the apartment.]

[Nicknamed by people in the underworld: A gathering place for weirdos! 】

[Even if other couples don’t know us, they would get scared when they hear the name of our suite, let alone check in. ]

[Yifei picked up a mace that was thicker than her thigh from somewhere, and said to Nanfeng with a smile.]

[Thank you for your explanation, but you don’t have to explain it in such detail next time. ]

【because……】

[How embarrassing!!!]

[She swung the bat as she spoke, hitting Nanfeng with all her might, turning him into a shooting star in the sky.]

【ah! ! ! 】

[The south wind's shrill howl echoed in my inner world, and the lingering sound lingered in my ears for three days.]

【call……】

[Yifei let go of the mace, she squatted down, and picked up the pile of couple information again. ]

[Where were we talking about just now? ]

[Oh... I've been busy for several days, but there's not even a young couple willing to come upstairs to see the room. ]

[However, people always come up with solutions. Normal couples in the apartment are in great demand, and there is also a group of "slightly" abnormal couples. ]

[I got their relevant information from the residents' committee and arranged an interview time.]

[Even though they all have various "little" problems, no one wants to share a house with them. ]

【but! 】

[Yifei put her hands on her hips and said confidently: With the tolerance of our group, it is entirely possible to find a couple suitable for sharing the house.]

[She held her head high, paused for several seconds, then hunched her back and spoke dejectedly.]

【hope so. 】

……

Rao Yifei and Xiaoxian had already read the information in advance and were mentally prepared for the couple they were going to interview next.

But the information of the residents' committee was just a bunch of text without any photos. When they saw the first couple who came for the interview, they were still shocked.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the couple in front of him with colorful hair and extremely eye-catching hairstyle, and the corners of his mouth twitched wildly.

This boy named Saudit was shirtless...well, not really naked.

He has a green dragon on his left, a white tiger on his right, an old cow at his waist, a dragon head on his chest, and a pattern of Guan Gong with open eyes tattooed on his back. He looks like a social person.

The girl opposite named Zhu Liu had a smoky makeup on her face, and her face was covered with lip studs, ear studs, nose studs, eyebrow studs, and tongue studs, making it impossible for Yifei and Xiaoxian to see her face clearly.

There was no way. When the sunlight shone on her face, all the nails were shining. It would be a miracle if we could see her face clearly.

As a teacher, Yifei almost fainted from anger when she saw this situation.

"Zeng Xiao Xian."

She lowered her head and patted Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulder heavily.

Yifei gritted her teeth and growled in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "You, you are responsible for the rest of the interview."

"I'm afraid if I go on stage, the situation will get really out of control."

Zeng Xiaoxian widened his eyes in shock.

No, is there any need for an interview?
Even though the information says that they are only 18 years old, judging from the way they are dressed, if Ziqiao, who has been in society, comes, he will have to bow and say "Happy New Year, big brother and sister-in-law. You are my grandfather and I am your son."

If they move in, the sixth floor will really become a gathering place for weirdos.

"Don't look at me like that."

Yifei's forehead veins throbbed wildly: "Just go through the procedures briefly, and then ask them to leave."

"Oh."

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly understood what was going on. He took a deep breath, turned his head and smiled at the couple, "Sata and Zhu Liu...right?"

"That's right."

Saudi looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle with melancholy, and uttered a few words in Martian language.

If Zeng Xiaoxian hadn’t been born in the 1980s, he really wouldn’t have known what this guy was talking about.

"Hehehehe..."

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed dryly: "You two really picked good names."

Saudi Arabia, Zhu Liu.

This name sounds like Ma Fei (Fei) no matter how you look at it.

They should clearly be called Sha (Sha) Matt and Fei Zhu (Dongliu)!

"Matt... Ugh!"

Xiaoxian, who called the wrong name, slapped his mouth and said, "Arabic... Bah bah bah!"

He laughed it off and skipped the part of calling out names: "Looking at your information, it seems like you two have just come of age, right?"

"Ah."

If you ignore Zhu Liu's appearance and only listen to her voice, she's a very quiet girl.

She grabbed Matt's hands and said with a look of melancholy, "The older I get, the lonelier I feel. The older I get, the more uneasy I feel."

Matt replied affectionately: "I will be your last port."

As they talked, they looked at each other lovingly, pouting their lips and preparing to kiss.

“mua~~~” “Stop!”

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled very stiffly. He never expected that in this era there would still be people born in the 1990s who were devout believers of the Shamatte and non-mainstream sects.

He raised an eyebrow: "We are still in a two-way interview, shouldn't we be... more formal?"

"Oh."

"I have a question for both of you, that..."

Xiaoxian thought for a long time, and then asked tentatively, "Do you like sweet tofu pudding or salty tofu pudding?"

The two looked at each other and gave their own answers.

"Sweet."

"Salty."

"I'm so sorry, we might not be a good match."

Xiaoxian's mouth twitched with laughter, and he said nonsense: "After all, we hate eating tofu pudding the most."

"ah?!!"

Without waiting for the Shamatte and non-mainstream couple to say anything more, Xiaoxian and Yifei had already reached out to the door with regretful looks on their faces, asking them to leave.

After they left, Xiaoxian and Yifei slammed the door shut, leaned against it and let out a long breath.

"call……"

Yifei patted her chest, her eyes rolled up until only the whites were visible: "Oh my God, what kind of people are these!
"The information Aunt Wang gave me is too unreliable. Look at the way they are. How can they be simply described as a pair of strangely dressed people?"

Xiaoxian nodded with lingering fear: "That's right, and there is actually a heretic among them who likes to eat salty tofu pudding. It's simply unreasonable!"

"What nonsense are you talking about? Salty tofu pudding is obviously the authentic one!"

Yifei rolled her eyes at Zeng Xiaoxian and said, "What's so delicious about sweet tofu pudding? If I want to eat something sweet, why don't I just eat cake?"

Xiaoxian looked at Yifei in disbelief. He gritted his teeth and growled, "Heretic! No wonder your cooking skills are such a mess. It turns out you don't understand the taste of normal humans at all!"

"Fuck off!"

Yifei was too lazy to get into a sweet or salty argument with this guy. She sat back on the sofa and looked through the information of the next couple: "My interview schedule is to interview one couple every half an hour. The next couple will probably have to wait more than 20 minutes."

"Based on the information, this couple doesn't seem to have any problems... at least they're not as eye-catching as the Shamatte and non-mainstream ones just now."

Xiaoxian came closer after hearing this. He looked at the information and muttered, "Auntie Wang's evaluation of this couple is: a pair of pigeon spirits who never waste their energy?"

He raised his eyes to look at Yifei: "What do you mean?"

Yifei shrugged: "How would I know?"

……

Forty minutes later, Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian leaned on the sofa bored, counting each other's eyelashes.

"what!!!"

Yifei, who had been holding a grudge for a long time, found out after counting that she had fewer eyelashes than Zeng Xiaoxian.

She couldn't stand it anymore and shouted hysterically: "The third couple is almost here, why hasn't the second couple come yet?!!"

"It's obvious."

Xiaoxian yawned and said lazily, "It looks like we were left out."

"Even if they canceled the meeting, they should have sent a message to explain. How can they cancel the meeting like this?"

Xiaoxian glanced at Yifei and said, "So how do you make a pigeon?"

"Send you a note asking for leave, saying I need a day off for something?"

"But I haven't even received a note for leave yet!"

Yifei picked up her phone angrily: "He didn't reply to my messages and didn't answer my calls. What kind of attitude is this!"

As she spoke, she called the second couple again. If they didn't answer the first time, she called twice. If they didn't answer twice, she called a third time.

Yifei cursed and hit the couple twelve times. Even if it was Yue Fei, he should have returned after receiving twelve gold medals. However, the couple did not react at all.

It wasn't until the thirteenth time that the call was answered.

"What are you doing! What are you doing! What are you doing! Don't you know we are sleeping?"

"You've made so many calls in a row. Do you have any manners?"

Before Yifei could even open her mouth, the opponent on the other side started to question her: "Hit, hit, hit, are you trying to kill me or collect a debt?"

"We are all adults now. Don't you understand the basic etiquette of social interaction?"

"We didn't say we wouldn't go. If it's late, just wait a while."

"With your patience, no wonder you have to live with others!"

Yifei was so angry that smoke came out of her nostrils when she heard this. She pointed at herself and trembled all over. She could only open her mouth to breathe.

"Calm down Yifei, calm down Yifei."

Zeng Xiaoxian patted Yifei on the back and said to her in a soothing tone: "We are high-level intellectuals, we won't argue with them."

Before Yifei could open her mouth to fight back, the person on the other end of the phone said sarcastically: "What is the most important thing in sharing a house? It's tolerance!"

"We didn't say we wouldn't go. We were just a little late, and you called like a debt collector."

"This is just a test from us. If you can't tolerate such a small test, then won't I have to live in dire straits when I share the house with you guys in the future?"

"Pah, that's really bad!"

The other party hung up the phone directly.

Yifei and Xiaoxian's pupils dilated and they were instantly petrified on the spot.

After a long while, Yifei murmured to herself, "He scolded me?"

"Him? Scolding me?"

"He~ actually dared to scold me?!!"

As Yifei said this, she opened her big hands angrily and slammed the coffee table hard.

"Hehehehe..."

Xiaoxian's eyes widened when he saw this, and he used both hands to hold tightly onto Yifei's arm, which was raised high but was about to fall, thus saving the life of 3602 Coffee Table.

Based on his understanding of Yifei, with that palm strike just now, the entire coffee table would not be broken into pieces larger than a fingernail.

"Feifei, little Feifei, Feifei Feifei."

Xiaoxian laughed dryly and said, "Calm down first. This is actually a good thing. At least, at least..."

"At least now we all understand what "pigeon spirit that never wastes energy" means, right?"

"Hehehehe..."

Yifei gritted her teeth and laughed darkly, her cry sounding like a banshee wailing in hell.

"Yes, they have stopped fighting among themselves. Doesn't this mean that all the mistakes are thrown to me?"

"Address! Address! Their address must be on the file!"

As she spoke, she reached out to take the information on the coffee table. Xiaoxian was quick to see this and directly hugged Yifei and kicked the information far away.

"Yifei calm down!"

"Calm down, Ikki!"

Xiaoxian from Fujian was so frightened that he couldn't even speak Mandarin properly.

"Let me go! Let me go!"

Yifei's eyes were red, and she shouted fiercely, "It's ok for you to be a pigeon without any guilt, but you actually dare to scold me!"

"How ridiculous! How ridiculous!"

"I'm going to kill them! Kill them!"

"I'm going to kill them all!!!"

(End of this chapter)