Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 748 The First Face-Looking Monster

Zeng Xiaoxian tried his best and almost wore out his lips, but he finally managed to calm the furious Yifei.

If Yifei rushed to the door in anger, not only would the door be kicked into pieces by her, but even the pigeon-like couple would probably be plucked and used to make soup!

"Okay, auntie, don't bother with them!"

Zeng Xiaoxian hugged Yifei tightly and advised her kindly: "If you are really unhappy, I can do the eyebrow dance for you."

"Go to hell!"

Yifei showed no appreciation and gave Zeng Xiaoxian a not-too-light but heavy elbow.

Xiao Xian grinned and said, "It's not that I'm afraid of causing trouble, but this is unnecessary."

"We are magnanimous people, so let them go."

Yifei snorted in grievance: "Whenever we encounter any trouble, you always ask me to let them go."

"I teach, not herd horses!"

"Okay, okay, you are a teacher. You are a good teacher."

Xiaoxian comforted him, "It is because you are a teacher that you cannot always shout and call for killing. Corporal punishment is no longer advocated in this era."

"Besides, our top priority is to recruit a new couple. There are so many couples waiting for interviews. Wouldn't it delay things if you went to find them?"

"makes sense……"

Yifei nodded, then she looked up at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Then how long are you going to hold me?"

"what?"

Xiaoxian withdrew his hand awkwardly and moved his body silently.

Yifei had just been hugged by Zeng Xiaoxian for too long, and now that she was let go, she felt a little cold.

She drank some water uncomfortably and asked casually, "How long will it take for the third couple to arrive?"

"Forehead……"

Xiaoxian explained in a voice as thin as a mosquito: "In fact, they had just arrived, but you were still mad at that time... Anyway, they came and left."

"Depend on!"

Yifei suddenly became depressed: "Then don't we have to wait another half an hour?"

Xiaoxian nodded.

"alright."

Yifei looked at the time, got up and walked to the kitchen: "You haven't had breakfast yet, shall I make you some?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes narrowed into slits when he heard this. He smiled frivolously: "How can I be so embarrassed..."

boom!
In the kitchen came the sound of a kitchen knife chopping heavily on the chopping board, and Xiaoxian was immediately frightened.

"You're welcome."

Yifei smoothed her messy hair in front of the kitchen knife, and said with gritting her teeth, "I just want to chop something. How about braised pork ribs for breakfast?"

Xiaoxian's smile froze: "Isn't this... eating pork ribs for breakfast too rich?"

"Where is this?"

Yifei grinned and said, "I was thinking of letting everyone drink pigeon soup for three days in a row!"

As she spoke, she chopped the ribs on the chopping board with the kitchen knife again.

As the chopping board was cut in half by a knife, Zeng Xiaoxian closed his eyes with a grim expression.

……

In the following period of time, Yifei and Xiaoxian interviewed several couples one after another.

The fourth couple's profile described them as two "gentle pet lovers," but they brought three dogs and five cats to the interview, and they also reportedly had reptiles such as lizards and snakes at home.

Before Yifei and Xiaoxian could refuse, their three dogs started fighting with Jianghouzi.

With its flexible body and intelligence far exceeding that of ordinary pets, Jiang Elbow successfully diverted the war in the dog world and turned it into a cat-and-dog war among them.

As Jiang Elbow returned to Meijia's bedroom with a triumphant look on his face as a winner, there was no need to elaborate on the result of the interview.

……

The fifth couple was described by Aunt Wang in the information as "patients with mild obsessive-compulsive disorder and mysophobia". When they came to 3602 and saw cat and dog hair scattered all over the floor, they suddenly let out a sharp cry.

Before Yifei and Xiaoxian could explain the whole story to them and say that the scene before them was just a low-probability event, the couple had already taken out disposable cleaning tools from their bags and started cleaning as if no one was around.

Not only that, they also sprayed the entire living room with disinfectant from top to bottom, inside and out.

Especially Yifei and Xiaoxian, who were sprayed back and forth by the couple more than ten times, using up half a can of disinfectant.

Half an hour later, the sixth couple arrived on time. They were sprayed with disinfectant by the fifth couple who were still cleaning. They didn't even stay for half a minute before fleeing in embarrassment.

Another twenty minutes later, Xiaoxian and Yifei looked at the clean, reflective floor of Room 3602, and they were both deeply moved.

Then they expressed their regret and refused.

Although this couple really takes good care of hygiene, couples with obsessive-compulsive disorder and cleanliness are really scary.

Nanfeng and Zeng Xiaoxian's cleanliness obsession is already troublesome enough. If this couple is added to the mix, I guess there won't even be any garbage in the trash cans on the entire sixth floor.

By then, everyone will probably have to live with the smell of disinfectant 24 hours a day.

Next is the seventh pair, the eighth pair, the ninth pair...

……

……

……

Yifei and Xiaoxian interviewed from morning to noon, from noon to afternoon, and from afternoon to evening.

They were dizzy and distracted during the interview, and as a result, they didn't even find a relatively normal couple after the whole day of interviewing.

They are all a bunch of weirdos!
Until the last couple to be interviewed today... bridge engineer Xiaohua, and his agent girlfriend Xiaoyueyue.

Xiaoxian stared at Xiaohua's face. No matter how he looked at it, he felt that there was an inexplicable sense of familiarity about Xiaohua.

Later, he finally figured it out. This guy was none other than the fierce man who had pursued Wan Yu madly before and was even perverted enough to upgrade his poor English level to full scores in GRE and TOEFL within one day - Li Hua!

[By the way, why does such a capable person always ask students to help him write English letters and notices? ]

[Write it yourself, bastard!!!]

Zeng Xiaoxian, whose train of thought had gone astray, shook his head wildly. He grinned at Xiaohua and said with a dry laugh, "Xiaohua, I haven't seen you for so long and you're already in love."

"Your girlfriend..."

Xiaoxian looked at Xiaoyueyue, who was at least 200 pounds and was trying to finish a big hamburger in one bite. He took a deep breath and nodded heavily, "What a blessing."

[In his inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Wanyu and Xiaoyueyue beside him expressionlessly.]

[One of them is slender and thin, like a bamboo pole, and the other is plump and strong, as stable as a mountain. ]

[From an objective and practical point of view, Xiao Yueyue weighs at least three and a half times as much as Wanyu.]

【Wanyu? Xiaoyueyue?】

【Xiao Yueyue? Wanyu?】

[Zeng Xiaoxian smiled with a wooden face: The girls Xiaohua likes...are all quite extreme.]

……

Although Xiaohua and Xiaoyueyue have many flaws, such as taking advantage of others, speaking in a bossy manner, and looking down on others, but from the current perspective, they are the most suitable couples for rooming together among the many couples interviewed by Yifei and Xiaoxian.

Just as they were planning to take Xiaohua and Xiaoyueyue to 3604 to have a good chat about their intentions and requirements for long-term co-renting, Ziqiao walked in slowly, whistling.

The moment he saw Xiao Yueyue, Ziqiao was stunned for a moment.

Isn't this the agent of the black-hearted shell company who wanted to cheat me, but I ended up cheating her and took her entire fraud organization to the police station - Flash Sister? ! !
Ziqiao's eyes went dark, and a myriad of thoughts flooded into his mind. [Sister Shan and the others cheated so much money, and they were released so soon? ]

【Then why did she come here? 】

[Could it be that...she already knew that I had reported her to prison, and now she is seeking revenge on me? ]

[Damn, are all the cops so unreliable! ]

[That's not right. I was clearly using a small account at the time. How did she know that I lived here? ]

[Oh my god, their entire fraud organization is not going to be exposed? ! ! ]

[It's over. No matter how powerful Yifei is, it's easy to dodge an open attack in the martial arts world, but it's hard to guard against an arrow from the dark! ]

[Mei Jia was right at the beginning. You will have to pay for what you have done.]

It's no wonder that Ziqiao was so panicked. When he was in society early on, he had seen too many bad people with criminal records who gave up hope, became unscrupulous and lawless.

This group of guys feel that they have lost their lives. There are only things they want to do and don't want to do, and there is nothing they can do and can't do.

Unless you are more vicious and evil than them, you will be in trouble if you get involved with this kind of scum, not to mention that it was you who caused them to go to jail.

If Ziqiao were alone, he would not be afraid. At worst he could just run away and avoid the spotlight.

But now they know my address. If I can escape, can Meijia and the others escape?

Ziqiao didn't have time to think about it. He picked up the weapon from the shelf on the wall and shouted to "Sister Shan" tremblingly: "Sister Shan, I, Lu Xiaobu, am sorry for you. I hurt you deeply."

"All the mistakes are my fault. If you want revenge, just come at me."

"If you guys are going to attack my friends, then I will definitely... call the police!"

"Nani?!!"

Yifei and Xiaoxian were stunned when they heard this, as if struck by lightning.

The two people, who were unaware of the grudges between Ziqiao and Sister Shan, when they heard the familiar key words in Ziqiao's words, such as "Lü Xiaobu", "I'm sorry", "hurt" and "revenge", familiar scenes suddenly emerged in their minds one after another.

If we combine this with the fixed identity of the girl opposite when Ziqiao usually says this, the truth of the matter seems to be about to be revealed.

Although he called her Sister Shan instead of Xiao Yueyue, Ziqiao can use his nickname to pick up girls, so why can't others make up a name?
Well, when you think about it this way, it all makes sense.

The only thing that doesn't make sense is...

Yifei and Xiaoxian stared in amazement at Xiaoyueyue, who had just finished eating a hamburger and whose face was covered with oil. They couldn't help but cover their chests and leaned back slightly in fear.

Although they do not discriminate based on appearance or body shape, Xiao Yueyue's figure obviously does not meet Ziqiao's aesthetic standards.

Could it be that... Xiao Yueyue has gained weight in recent years?
"hiss……"

Yifei and Xiaoxian couldn't help but gasp.

As for Xiaohua and Xiaoyueyue, they are even more confused now.

Xiaohua frowned and asked sternly, "Baby, what's going on?"

"Why did he call you Sister Shan and say that he was sorry for you and hurt you deeply?"

Xiao Yueyue shook her head in bewilderment, her tone full of grievance: "Dear, I don't know either, I don't even know him!"

Although Xiao Yueyue is exactly the same as the Flash in terms of height, weight, occupation and accent, they are really not the same person.

Now that something like this has happened, Xiao Yueyue is more confused than anyone else about what has happened.

Ziqiao's face was filled with surprise when he heard this. He could tell from Xiaohua's words that the two were at least a couple, and the man seemed to know nothing.

If that's the case, then they definitely didn't come here specifically to seek revenge on me.

No matter whether the Flash has caught a rich man and wants to make a fortune, or is truly in love and wants to be a good person, as long as the other party still has concerns or has weaknesses, he will not be afraid.

If we all have weaknesses and have to have a bottom line when doing things, then we are all in the business of cheating people, so who is afraid of who?

Ziqiao thought about it and decided to fool around with what was happening in front of him first, and then think carefully about how to deal with the danger that the Flash might bring to his peaceful life.

So he smiled flatteringly and said, "Maybe I recognized the wrong person. I mistook Shan... this little Yueyue for a sturdy female agent I know."

"Since we don't know each other, this is just a misunderstanding."

It would have been fine if Ziqiao hadn't said this, but as soon as he said this, Xiaohua jumped up on the spot: "You said you didn't know her, but if you didn't know her, would you have known she was her agent?"

"ah?!!"

Ziqiao was struck by lightning when he heard this.

[No, Sister Shan! ]

[It’s fine that you pretended to be a manager when you were running a shady shell company to cheat pigs, but you also pretended to be a manager when you were dating someone and trying to pick up a rich guy? ! ! ]

[This deceptive job is too rough! ]

He slapped his forehead in annoyance.

I originally wanted to use the profession of female agent to eliminate suspicion, but I didn't expect that it would backfire.

To cheat different people and do different things, you need to use different names, identities and backgrounds. This cannot be considered as the introductory training for a scammer, but rather the most basic common sense.

As a result, she just changed the name of The Flash and was unwilling to even add more details about her occupation.

It’s rough. This deceptive job is really rough.

When I reported them, I thought this group of people was a makeshift team. Now it seems that they are simply a makeshift team among makeshift teams!
At this moment, not only Ziqiao had a terrible headache, but even Xiaoxian and Yifei beside him felt dizzy and their legs were weak.

To be honest, just now they still didn't quite believe that Ziqiao and Xiaoyueyue would be the ex-lovers they imagined in their minds.

Although Xiao Yueyue would definitely be a beauty if she lost weight, the prerequisite for saying this is that she must lose weight first.

For Yifei and Xiaoxian, who know Ziqiao very well, they may not believe in Ziqiao's morals, character and IQ, but they have never doubted Ziqiao's aesthetic taste.

Until now.

First, Ziqiao was trying to cover up his guilt by suddenly denying that he didn't know Xiao Yueyue. It seemed that he couldn't wait to cut off all ties with her.

This familiar sense of déjà vu is very similar to how Ziqiao treats his ex-girlfriend.

Of course, the most important thing is Xiaohua’s words.

If Ziqiao really didn’t know Xiao Yueyue, would he know that she was his agent?

In an instant, the wavering balance in Yifei and Xiaoxian's hearts completely tilted to one side.

The following picture emerged in their minds:
[On the endless green grassland, Xiao Yueyue and Ziqiao rode a skinny donkey, one in front and one behind.]

[The donkey was moving slowly, half dead, and the two people on its back were looking at each other affectionately, calling each other's names tenderly and lingeringly.]

【Xiao Yueyue! 】

【Little Brother Bu! 】

【Xiao Yueyue!!】

【Little Brother Bu! ! 】

【Xiao Yueyue!!!】

【Little Brother Bu!!!】

[At this moment, Qiong Yao-style BGM sounded: You are the wind, I am the sand~~~]

[Tangled and lingering, to the end of the world~~~]

[With the help of the background music, the two smiled at each other, and then closed their eyes and pouted their lips at the same time.]

【And then……】

"what!!!"

Yifei and Xiaoxian let out shrill howls.

(End of this chapter)