Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 749: Yifei's ill-fated relationship with the face-similar monster
Yifei and Xiaoxian obviously couldn't accept the picture in their minds, mainly because...what did the donkey do wrong?
Others are bearing pressure that they shouldn't bear at their age, and it is bearing pressure that it shouldn't bear at its body size.

It's so miserable. It's so miserable.

Just when the two of them were feeling physically uncomfortable because of their imagination, Xiaohua was not willing to listen to Xiaoyueyue's explanation and left angrily.

"Honey!"

Xiao Yueyue let out a soft cry, and she chased after him with her fingers raised and her fat body trembling.

Boom!Boom!Boom!
There was an earth-shaking tremor at 3602. Yifei, Xiaoxian and Ziqiao's legs went limp and they fell on their butts.

After Xiao Yueyue left 3602, the three of them stood up, holding their waists and leaning against the wall.

"call……"

When Ziqiao saw the "Flash Man" leave, he patted his chest and let out a long sigh, cursing, "What bad luck! If I had known I would meet her when I came back, I would rather die out there!"

Xiaoxian's face turned pale. He asked weakly, "Ziqiao, Xiaoyueyue is also your...old friend?"

"He can't be considered an old friend, at most he can be considered an enemy."

Ziqiao sat down on the sofa and said with lingering fear: "I sent her to prison two years ago, but I didn't expect that she would be released in less than two years, and she even found her way here."

"What?!!"

Xiaoxian and Yifei were stunned upon hearing this. They couldn't believe that Ziqiao had such an inhuman side.

Yifei was furious, her eyebrows raised instantly: "Lv Ziqiao, you are such a beast!"

"After all, a husband and wife should be bound by love for a hundred days. How could you do this!!!"

"No, how come she and I are bound by love for a hundred days after being married for a day?"

Ziqiao was stunned for a while, and then he vaguely guessed something from the burning anger in Yifei and Xiaoxian's eyes.

He opened his mouth in confusion: "You don't think...she and I..."

Ziqiao's facial features wrinkled together: "You think she is mine..."

Xiaoxian and Yifei blinked and nodded.

"Depend on!"

He slapped his thigh, stood up angrily and said, "Don't you dare insult me ​​like this? Don't you really believe in my aesthetics?!"

Xiaoxian pursed his lips and said, "Who can say for sure about things like love? Maybe you want to challenge yourself?"

"fart!"

Ziqiao's face turned pale and blue. He pointed at the door and said sternly, shaking, "That guy was an agent of a shady shell company. He was a makeshift team that specialized in defrauding people of their money. I reported them to the police, okay?"

"Nani?!!"

Yifei and Xiaoxian were dumbfounded.

They originally thought that this was a love-hate relationship between an old lover and a scumbag, but in the end it turned out to be a feud between liars.

But if you put it that way, Ziqiao's reaction just now does make sense.

But Xiao Yueyue didn't say a word to Ziqiao during the whole process, which is obviously illogical.

Xiaoxian reached out and picked up the information and looked at it for a few seconds: "Ziqiao, this is not right."

"I saw from the information that Xiao Yueyue has moved into the apartment for three years and has always had a roommate."

Zi Qiao curled his lips and asked disapprovingly, "Is your information authentic?"

Xiaoxian thought about today's interview experience, and his eyes twitched slightly: "...I really can't say for sure."

"That's it."

Yifei then asked: "Is it possible that you recognized the wrong person?"

"impossible!"

Zi Qiao said without thinking: "I remember the Flash's appearance and voice, as well as her clumsy tricks, very clearly..."

"Eh?"

He suddenly realized: "It's just that the Flash in my memory seems to be a little older than this Xiao Yueyue, and his hair is a little grayer."

Zi Qiao paused, then continued: "But it's nothing, maybe it's just a matter of makeup and clothing."

"I don't think it's right..."

Yifei rubbed her chin and thought for a while, then she snapped her fingers and said decisively: "Let's go after them."

"Chasing them?"

Ziqiao raised his eyes to Yifei: "Are you trying to help me teach Flash a lesson again? But I didn't suffer any loss the whole time."

She rolled her eyes at Ziqiao and said, "I just want to find out what's going on. If you made a mistake, we can't ruin someone's marriage just because of a misunderstanding."

"If you are right, then Xiaohua should be fully informed of this matter so that he will not be deceived."

Ziqiao looked embarrassed when he heard this. He was not willing to get involved in other people's affairs, and he didn't think it was a good idea to ask in such a simple and rough way.

He said lazily, "Lady Yifei, I understand that you like to stand up for the weak, but is it necessary?"

"You've lived for more than 20 years. Have you ever seen a liar admit that he is a liar?"

Yifei didn't care: "Stop talking nonsense and hurry up! If you go any slower we won't be able to catch up!"

"I dont go."

Ziqiao closed his eyes and leaned comfortably on the sofa: "I just came back from outside, and now I am exhausted."

"If you want to go, go by yourself. I will never ask for trouble."

Yifei raised her eyebrows when she heard that, and a dangerous arc appeared at the corner of her mouth.

"is it?"

She bent down with a smile and spoke softly in Ziqiao's ear.

"Bounce! One!"

Ziqiao jumped up from the sofa immediately.

He screamed, "I'll go! I'll go right away!"

As soon as Ziqiao finished speaking, Yifei and Xiaoxian grabbed one of his ears each and dragged him out staggeringly.

……

That night, Nanfeng, Yumo and Zhang Wei were chatting in room 3604.

The three of them were halfway through their conversation when Yifei, Xiaoxian and Ziqiao walked in with droopy faces, hunched backs, and weak eyes.

They leaned back on the sofa with sighs, and a series of low tail sounds came out of their throats.

"Ah~~~"

Zhang Wei raised his eyebrows: "What's going on? The interview with the couple is not going well?"

Xiaoxian and Yifei smiled at Zhang Wei expressionlessly.

"Oh……"

Zhang Wei said "Oh" when he saw this, and it was obvious that he knew the answer from his smile.

Yifei slapped Zeng Xiaoxian's thigh fiercely, complaining with seven parts fatigue and three parts anger: "Auntie Wang is really too unreliable. The couples in the data she gave me are all a bunch of weirdos!"

"We interviewed more than ten couples today, and we just couldn't find a normal pair!"

"Yes."

Zeng Xiaoxian sighed deeply and followed Yifei in complaining, "It seemed like they only had a minor flaw in their profile, but when we interviewed them..."

"Oh my god, our worldviews have been shattered so many times today, and they haven't been put back together yet."

"Hey Hey……"

Nan Feng smiled gloatingly: "Don't you think about it? Aunt Wang's profile shows that they are a group of weird couples with a lot of problems, but they want to share a house with others to save money."

"With the enviable couple benefits in our Love Apartment, they still have no one willing to share the apartment with them and can only wait for other people's interviews. This is very telling."

"If Aunt Wang really wrote down all their shortcomings in their profiles, no one would be willing to interview them."

"Depend on!"

Yifei glanced at Nanfeng and said, "If you knew that, why didn't you say so earlier?"

Nan Feng shrugged innocently: "Auntie Wang was right beside us at the time. I couldn't possibly tell you directly in front of her, right?"

"In fact, I have been reminding you with my eyes the whole time, but you were too excited at the time and didn't have time to look at me."

"what!!!"

Yifei looked up at the sky and wailed. She patted her forehead and said, "Okay, it's my bad luck!"

Xiaoxian looked at Yifei with resentment: "It would be fine if you were the only one who suffered bad luck, but you have to implicate me too!"

"You deserve it!" Yifei snorted, "Who told you to give Youyou random advice?"

Yu Mo blinked and asked curiously, "I can understand why you two look so dejected, but what happened to Zi Qiao?"

"He also helped with the interview?"

"He..."

Yifei shook her head and explained the misunderstanding between Ziqiao and Xiaoyueyue.

After they pulled Ziqiao downstairs and successfully caught up with Xiaohua and Xiaoyueyue, they first took great pains to explain the matter clearly, and then tried every possible method to verify whether Xiaoyueyue was the Flash.

But the final verification result was that Xiao Yueyue and Flash were not only not the same person, they didn't even have a blood relationship.

As Nanfeng and the other two listened to Yifei's story, question marks popped up in their heads one after another.

Yu Mo's cherry lips opened slightly, and she exclaimed: "This is too outrageous!"

"It would be fine if the Flash that Xiao Yueyue and Ziqiao knew were twins or multiples, but how is it possible that there are two people in this world who have no blood relationship but look exactly the same in appearance, figure, voice, and temperament?!!"

Zhang Wei pondered for a moment, and then said weakly, "Could this be... Xiao Hei's evil cloning experiment?"

Nan Feng shook his head: "Even if Xiao Hei really wanted to clone, he would clone Xiao Yueyue. Why would he clone Xiao Yueyue?"

Zhang Wei was stunned when he heard this. He didn't understand what Nanfeng was saying at all.

Xiaoxian said: "Actually, it's hard for us to believe this, but Xiao Yueyue and Flash really have nothing to do with each other."

Ziqiao pouted unconvincedly: "I still don't believe that there are people in this world who look exactly the same. Even Zhang Wei and the golden-armored warrior look so similar, but the golden-armored warrior is thinner, whiter, and more handsome than him!"

After hearing what Ziqiao said, Zhang Wei pinched the flesh on his face hesitantly.

Among the six people present, only Yifei firmly believed that there were two people in this world who had no blood relationship but looked exactly the same.

"What's the big deal? Maybe we just ran into a face-off monster."

"Bumping ~face~ into~ a weirdo?"

The five people looked at Yifei in confusion: "What is this face-matching monster?"

"You don't even know this?"

Yifei sat up straight, clapped her hands and explained, "The world is so big that there are all kinds of things. The combinations of genetic aptitudes are always the same."

"As the population grows, the genetic tendencies continue to be arranged and combined, and the probability of their duplication also increases."

"For example, if we randomly pick two people from the street, they may have the same facial features or voice."

"As the probability of repetition continues to grow, one day we will encounter a coincidence among coincidences. There is a very small probability that two people on earth who have nothing to do with each other will have exactly the same height, appearance, voice, and body shape."

"And this is the legendary face-matching monster!"

"Oh……"

The five people nodded meaningfully after hearing this.

Yifei asked with sparkling eyes: "Did you all understand?"

Nan Feng curled his lips and said, "We understand what you said, but we don't believe it at all."

"That's right, your theory is ridiculous!"

Xiaoxian adjusted his hair disdainfully: "If there really is such a thing as people with similar faces, then my brother Xian's stunning beauty might not be unique anymore?"

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

Yifei protested: "Don't disbelieve me, I once met a look-alike."

"Oh?"

Everyone became interested after hearing this, and they all moved closer to Yifei.

Zhang Wei extended his hand and said, "Please start your statement."

Yifei snorted: "That was twelve years ago, when I was in kindergarten..."

"Stop!"

Ziqiao raised an eyebrow: "You were still in kindergarten twelve years ago? That's nonsense!"

Xiaoxian also teased, "That's right, Yifei, you don't think you are still a minor this year, do you?"

Yifei lowered her head and raised her eyes, her eyes were as bright as a steel knife.

Seeing this, Xiaoxian and Ziqiao wisely zipped up their mouths.

"Ah."

Yifei paused and continued: "That's still..."

"Anyway, it was when I was in kindergarten!"

"Oh……"

Except for Yu Mo, the four of them looked at each other understandingly.

[That was twenty-two years ago.]

"At that time, a very handsome boy confessed his love to me and said he wanted to be my boyfriend..."

"Wait a minute!"

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't stand hearing this. He widened his eyes and asked, "You guys started dating in kindergarten?!"

Yifei held her neck high and said proudly, "How is that possible? Do I look like someone who would fall in love so early?"

Xiaoxian heaved a sigh of relief when he heard that: "That's right, so you refused, right?"

"No, I agree."

"ah?!!"

Everyone exclaimed in surprise, and even Yu Mo was dumbfounded: "I didn't know anything about this!"

"That's fine, Yifei." Ziqiao whistled, "Your love history can actually keep up with mine, you are really good at hiding it."

"Bah! Bah, bah, bah!"

Xiaoxian was so angry that he was shaking. He gritted his teeth and said word by word: "Moral corruption! Lawlessness!"

"Hu Yifei, this is so vulgar!"

Nan Feng grumbled: "She's not vulgar, she's precocious!"

Yifei rolled her eyes at them and said, "Shut up and listen to me first!"

"Here's what happened. The boy confessed his love to me. I was young at the time and didn't know what a girlfriend meant, so I agreed."

"As a result, he transferred to another school the next day. Isn't that infuriating?"

Yu Mo, who had a bad memory, scratched his head and asked, "Were there any boys who transferred to our kindergarten?"

"You definitely won't be able to remember this."

Yifei said cheerfully, "And right after he left, a stranger with the same name and appearance as him came in."

"……Eh?"

Everyone fell silent upon hearing this. Even Yifei, who was recalling this incident for the first time after growing up, froze the bright smile on her face.

……

……

……

After an unknown amount of time, a low roar as if from hell finally came from 3604, which felt like it was falling into an icy cave.

"So, I was fooled by that guy?!"

Xiaoxian patted Yifei's shoulder seriously and said, "It's okay. We understand."

"Although such a ridiculous lie can't even fool a mentally retarded person, it is more than enough to fool a kindergarten kid."

He paused, but finally couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Bumping~into~your~face..."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

Xiaoxian's cheesy laughter instantly set off the whole audience. Everyone who had been lowering their heads and pursing their lips and not daring to laugh out loud couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

Amidst the laughter in the room, only Yifei was gritting her teeth, her entire face as black as the bottom of a pot.

[Fuck those face-matching monsters! ]

[Die for me!!!]

(End of this chapter)