Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 750 Ziqiao's New Plan
Everyone laughed for a long time, and when they saw that Yifei was about to get angry with laughter, they finally calmed down.

Everyone pursed their lips, looked at each other, and trembled all over from trying to hold back laughter.

What a weird look-alike! Yifei actually believed such an outrageous setting.

All I can say is that she suffered because she was too young and too naive at the time.

If it was a boy in junior high school who confessed his love to her yesterday and then pretended to be a face-off monster and refused to admit it the next day, Yifei would just beat him into a faceless monster!
Yifei's face turned black as the bottom of a pot. She said angrily: "Laugh, laugh, laugh! Is it so funny?!"

Everyone nodded and shook their heads quickly.

"It's not funny, it's not funny at all."

"Ah."

Yifei felt a dull pain in her trigeminal nerve. She gritted her teeth and said ferociously, "If I have the chance to meet that bastard again, I will tear him into eight pieces!"

Yu Mo suppressed his laughter and soothed her: "Yi Fei, kindergarten kids don't know anything. It's normal for them to think whatever they want. Don't take it too seriously."

"correct."

Zeng Xiaoxian said in a mean way: "It's normal for children to have wild imaginations."

"Although the hypothesis of the face-matching monster is ridiculous, it can at least explain the matter of Flash and Xiao Yueyue, so it can be considered as redemption."

Yifei curled her lips when she heard that and slapped her thigh angrily.

Nan Feng said: "We can put aside the issue of having the same face as you for now. The most important thing now is to share the house."

He looked at Yifei: "We have been quite busy recently, so I guess this matter will have to be handed over to you and Teacher Zeng. What are you going to do?"

"What else can I do? Just continue the interview."

Yifei sighed, and then forced herself to pretend that she was sure of victory.

"There are still so many days left until the end of the month. As long as we persevere, I will be able to find gold even if it is a big wave washing away the sand!"

Xiaoxian sat up in shock after hearing this. He widened his eyes and shouted, "An interview is still needed?!"

She raised her eyes to look at Xiaoxian: "Xian'er, do you have any better ideas?"

"Forehead……"

Xiaoxian rolled his eyes when he heard that and fell into shutdown mode again.

Nan Feng suddenly suggested: "Why do we have to find a new couple? Can't we just digest one among ourselves?"

"Eh……"

After hearing Nanfeng's words, Yumo, Zhang Wei and Ziqiao all looked at Yifei and Xiaoxian.

Yifei met the strange looks from the others, looking puzzled: "Why are you looking at me like that?"

"……nothing."

Nanfeng and the other three glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian who was still in a downtime state, and gave up their ideas at the same time.

With Teacher Zeng's condition, it's useless to help him.

Yu Mo thought about it, and suddenly her eyes lit up. She clapped her hands and said, "By the way, if real lovers don't work, is there any hope for fake lovers?"

Yifei raised her eyebrows when she heard this: "Fake couple...you mean the one between Ziqiao and Meijia?"

Everyone turned to look at Ziqiao.

Ziqiao pouted and said, "Don't look at me. Last time we pretended to be a couple and it turned out like that. Now even if I am willing, Meijia won't be happy."

"Right."

Everyone thought about it carefully and felt that this method was inappropriate.

The main reason is that except for Ziqiao and Zhang Wei, although everyone is rich or poor, they would not cheat for a small amount of rent.

We can't let them be a fake couple, right?

Love Apartment doesn't support homosexuality either.

Yifei sighed: "Now it seems that we can only continue the interview."

She paused, turned her head and stared at Ziqiao: "Everyone has been busy recently, so it doesn't matter if they can't help."

"But you're always slacking off and doing nothing. It can't be that we're all working and you're the only one being lazy, right?"

"Starting tomorrow, you will also go to the interview with us!"

"ah?!!"

When Ziqiao heard this, he felt as if he had lost his parents.

……

In the next few days, Ziqiao and Xiaoxian were forced by Yifei to take part in an interview to be a weird couple.

Even though the three of them have already lowered the standards for sharing a house, these couples can still challenge their shaky values ​​time and time again.

For several days in a row, Yifei and the other two were in a dazed state with their eyes wide open.

Seeing that Room 3601 was about to be reopened, but there was still no progress in recruiting new couples. Ziqiao, whose worldview had been trampled upon countless times in the past few days, finally couldn't stand it anymore.

"No, I can't bear it!"

At night in the Sunny Day Bar, Ziqiao sat next to the bar and placed the bottle of wine in his hand heavily on the table.

He shouted at the top of his voice: "I will resist! I must resist!"

Zhang Wei, who was sitting opposite Ziqiao, was hunched over in a cowardly manner. He drank his wine and asked cautiously, "You can resist if you want, but why did you drag me out to drink?"

Without waiting for Ziqiao to reply, Zhang Wei began to fold his armor: "I'm telling you in advance, but you're a smart man."

"I won't be so stupid as to accompany you to rebel against Yifei just because you buy me a drink."

Upon hearing this, Ziqiao looked at Zhang Wei with disdain: "You are not that stupid, how could I be that stupid?"

Zhang Wei asked curiously, "Then why did you call me over here so late at night? Just to listen to you complain?"

"We are good brothers, can't I invite you out for a drink?"

Ziqiao helped Zhang Wei fill his glass with wine. He picked up his own bottle and clinked glasses with Zhang Wei.

"I argued with you about where Guan Gu and You You were going to move to. It was not very kind of me to not consider your pitiful salary."

Zhang Wei twitched his lips: "Actually, you don't have to say so many 'less' in one breath."

"It does not matter."

Ziqiao picked up the glass again and gestured to Zhang Wei: "We are good brothers, so there is no need to say so many polite words. I'll drink it, you can do whatever you want."

After he said that, he tilted his head back and took several big gulps, while Zhang Wei took a small sip quite cautiously.

"Hey!"

Zi Qiao said dissatisfiedly: "You really do whatever you want when I tell you to! This is too disrespectful to me!"

"You're acting strange today. I'd better drink less."

Zhang Wei took a few sips, his eyes fixed on Ziqiao the whole time.

Ziqiao inexplicably offered to buy me a drink and even apologized to me for that little thing that happened before...

At least I still have a salary, but he doesn't even have a proper job. Isn't it normal for him to want a cheaper rent?

They didn't take this little dispute seriously that night, so there was nothing to apologize for now.

Ziqiao's behavior was so abnormal that you could tell at a glance that he was full of bad intentions.

Could it be that this guy doesn't want to continue interviewing weird couples with Yifei and wants to make a big mistake for himself and solve this problem from the root?

Zi Qiao said disapprovingly: "Is my behavior today strange?"

Zhang Wei silently moved his chair further away: "It's not that strange... You're just short of having the words "no good intentions" written on your face."

Ziqiao blinked, then covered his chest with his hands, looking extremely sad: "Zhang Wei, I came here to apologize to you out of kindness, how could you think of me like this!"

"I'm so sad! So upset!"

"Good good."

Zhang Wei was really annoyed by Zi Qiao, so he drank the wine in the glass in one gulp: "I'm done, everything will be fine now, right?"

Ziqiao gave Zhang Wei a thumbs up: "Great!"

He paused, then continued: "Actually, I have one more thing I want to tell you..."

"I knew it."

Without waiting for Ziqiao to say anything more, Zhang Wei stood up, turned around and was about to leave.

Nanfeng said that if you encounter a senior scammer like Ziqiao who wants to fool you, the best way to deal with it is not to listen, not to think, and just turn around and walk away. This can basically help you avoid 98% of Ziqiao's scams. The remaining 2 points are that he is determined to cheat you to death and specially designed a scam for you. In this case, no matter how you operate, it will not make much sense.

But Ziqiao and I have no grudges against each other, so there is no need for him to treat me like this, right?

"Zhang Wei! Zhang Wei!"

Ziqiao quickly grabbed Zhang Wei's arm and raised three fingers to assure him, "I really don't want to trick you. I promise! I swear!"

"If I'm trying to trick you this time, I'll never, ever, ever go to Kaixin.com again!"

Zhang Wei, who had originally stopped walking, immediately shook off Ziqiao's hand after hearing his "poisonous oath" and strode out of the bar.

Seeing this, Ziqiao shouted loudly: "I swear, if I really want to trick you this time, I will not be able to pick up girls for the whole year!"

Zhang Wei turned around and walked back.

Ziqiao's eyes lit up: "Do you believe what I said?"

"No, I just came back to get my drink."

While Zhang Wei was coming back to get the wine, Ziqiao quickly confessed his true purpose.

"Zhang Wei, I just want to express my apologies to you and help you find a girlfriend!"

Zhang Wei raised his eyebrows: "By the way?"

"...Well, actually I mainly want to help you find a girlfriend, and express my apologies at the same time."

He approached Zhang Wei and patted Zhang Wei's shoulder with a smile: "How about it, do you feel flattered to have a love saint like me take the initiative to help you find a girlfriend?"

Zhang Wei remained silent, but with an expressionless face he raised the corners of his mouth to make a smiling face.

Seeing this, Ziqiao said in dissatisfaction: "Come on, Zhang Wei, I'm rushing to help you, can't you be a little more excited and happy?"

"To show hospitality for nothing is to be either an adulterer or a thief."

Zhang Wei shook his head and pushed the half-finished drink on the bar to Ziqiao: "Ziqiao, I appreciate your kindness, but I'd better go back and drink some milk."

"do not."

Zi Qiao patted his chest and promised: "This time I will definitely help you find a beautiful woman with fair skin, good looks, good temperament, and a soft body that is easy to push down!"

"Don't give me that. You promised Senior Brother the same thing before."

"It's been a year and a half, and the eldest brother is still single."

Zhang Wei sighed and said, "Poor senior brother, his golden cudgel is probably about to smoke from swinging it."

"what?"

Ziqiao was dumbfounded when he heard this.

Zhang Wei paused, then continued: "...I'm talking about Sun Wukong."

"cut."

Zi Qiao snorted, straightened his back, and said confidently: "The fact that the eldest brother is single has nothing to do with me. It's all because his baby is too young and he is too busy. He has no time to date at all."

Zhang Wei clasped his hands together and begged, "I don't have time either. I have to take the bar exam in a few months. If I fail again this time, all my promotion and salary increase this year will be gone."

Ziqiao tugged at Zhang Wei's sleeve with disdain. He pointed a finger and said, "You're a paralegal. Even if you get a promotion and a raise, how much can you get in a month?"

"As long as you can find a girlfriend to share the rent with you, you can save at least this much every month just on rent, utilities and electricity!"

He patted Zhang Wei's chest and said, "Zhang Wei, please think about it!"

"Eh?"

Zhang Wei was stunned when he heard this, and it took him a long while to react: "I understand, you just want to help me find a girlfriend to share the house with."

"This way I won't compete with you for Guan Gu You You, and you won't be forced by Yi Fei to interview those weird couples every day?"

"You finally figured it out!"

Ziqiao's face was filled with excitement.

After the interviews over the past few days, he finally understood that if he wanted to sift through this pile of weird couples who had been eliminated countless times by others and find a suitable couple to share a house with, he might as well hope that there was already a couple in their apartment.

Since I am a bohemian and freedom-loving person, it is impossible for me to find a long-term roommate.

With Mr. Zeng’s personality, who knows how long he will hesitate before he dares to confess his feelings to Yifei.

And even if they are together, they may not be willing to leave the newly renovated 3601 to give everyone couple benefits.

Curry Sauce is too young. If I help her find a boyfriend to live with, everyone will definitely break their bones.

After much thought, he decided that Zhang Wei, a bachelor, was the most suitable person to stay in the apartment.

what?
Did he miss anyone?

There's no way. I can't arrange a life partner for Jiang Elbow, right?

"How about it, is my idea better than theirs?"

Zi Qiao raised his eyebrows in a lewd manner: "When the time comes, we will have two suites, two couples and seven people. No matter which side has four or three, everyone will be at a loss, right?"

Zhang Wei nodded: "That makes sense."

"Then you agreed?"

Zhang Wei shook his head.

Zi Qiao was stunned. He couldn't think of any reason why Zhang Wei refused. "Why? Are you not interested in dating now?!"

"It's not that I'm not interested, it's just your idea..."

Zhang Wei sighed, "How careless! It's really too careless!"

"Our old dean taught me that any relationship between a man and a woman that is not for the purpose of marriage can be considered hooliganism."

“So?”

Zi Qiao shrugged: "What era is it now? Are you still afraid of committing hooliganism?"

"But……"

"No buts! When you are young, there are no buts!"

Ziqiao said loudly: "Zhang Wei, you are a man, and men should be simple, rough, free and unrestrained."

Zhang Wei complained: "Simple and rough, free and unrestrained, that's not a man, that's Hu Yifei."

"It does not matter!"

Ziqiao straightened up and entered his [life mentor] mode: "Zhang Wei, let me ask you, even if all relationships between men and women are for the purpose of marriage, can you guarantee that getting married will not empty your savings?"

When Zhang Wei heard this, he felt as if a sharp sword with a cold glow pierced through his chest, and he subconsciously covered his chest.

"Can you promise not to get divorced after you get married?"

"Can you guarantee that your wife won't have an affair after you get married?"

"Can you guarantee that the child your wife gives birth to is yours?"

"Can you promise that..."

"Stop!"

Zhang Wei hurriedly stopped Ziqiao from asking desperate questions. If he continued asking, he might have a heart attack on the spot.

Ziqiao shrugged: "Look, even if you're going to get married, you can't guarantee anything."

"But now, as long as you can find a girlfriend who is willing to share a house with you for a long time, you can at least save some money on rent and utilities every month."

He picked up the bottle and took a big gulp, then wiped the corner of his mouth and continued, "Besides, women nowadays are very independent."

"You want to marry them, but they don't want to marry you. From now on, they will wash your clothes, cook for you, do housework, and be your babysitter..."

"In short, this is the best of times and the worst of times."

Ziqiao opened his arms and said, "In this era, whether you want to be the leader like me, or stick to your old dean's values ​​from the last century, it all depends on you."

"Besides, who says that if you find a girlfriend for the purpose of sharing a house, you can't get married in the future?"

Seeing that Zhang Wei was still silent, Ziqiao curled his lips and said, "If you don't want to, I can't force you."

"But tomorrow is Saturday, you have to take over the interview position. We both caused this together, there's no reason for me to be the only one suffering."

Zhang Wei trembled all over when he heard this, and the complaints of Yifei and Teacher Zeng in the past few days echoed in his mind.

"So what do we do now?"

Zhang Wei asked.

(End of this chapter)