Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 751 Died before leaving the army

"very good."

Ziqiao gave Zhang Wei a thumbs up, and he patted his chest again and assured him, "Don't worry, Zhang Wei, I'm here to help you get the girl."

Zhang Wei felt a surge of warmth in his heart when he heard that, but when he looked at Zi Qiao carefully, the burning flame in his heart suddenly seemed to be poured with a basin of cold water.

"Zi Qiao, are you...reliable?"

"What words! What kind of words are these!"

Ziqiao instantly became dissatisfied. What he could not stand the most was someone questioning his authority in picking up girls.

He shouted at the top of his voice: "I am the king of love, Lu Xiaobu. Picking up girls is a piece of cake for me."

"Who do you think I am? Hu Yifei?"

Zhang Wei hesitated for a while and muttered quietly: "Just because you can pick up girls yourself doesn't mean you can teach others how to pick up girls."

Ziqiao was unconvinced and said, "If I don't know how to teach, how can Guan Gu, my aunt, Zhanbo and Wanyu be together?"

"Just go ahead and talk!"

Zhang Wei felt even more helpless after hearing this: "What does it have to do with you if these two couples can be together?"

Ziqiao said confidently: "Who said that? If I hadn't asked my aunt to move in, would Guan Gu have had the chance to meet Youyou?"

"If I hadn't strengthened Zhanbo's determination to confess his love on the night of the typhoon, they wouldn't have been able to get married on Valentine's Day."

"This……"

Zhang Wei thought about it and found that what Ziqiao said made some sense.

But his contribution doesn't seem to have anything to do with teaching others how to pick up girls, right?

Before Zhang Wei could continue thinking, Zi Qiao urged him, "Enough, I have told you so much nonsense, why don't we see the truth in person?"

"Go see if there are any girls you like in the bar first. I'll be your wingman and assist you."

"When you get the beauty, you will know my ability!"

"Yeah?"

Zhang Wei was still skeptical after hearing this, but he still followed Ziqiao's instructions and tried to find the person he liked in the bar.

He stretched his neck, narrowed his eyes slightly, and his gaze instantly became blurred, hazy... and perverted.

The beauties passing by Zhang Wei were originally chatting and laughing as they walked, until they noticed Zhang Wei's "Erkang"-like dazed eyes, and they all froze in their places in an instant.

Afterwards, the beauties lowered their heads and left Zhang Wei as if they were avoiding a pervert.

Seeing this, Ziqiao's forehead veins throbbed. He let out a long sigh and quietly moved away from Zhang Wei to show that he was not in the same group as this disgusting pervert.

One minute, three minutes, five minutes...

"what!!!"

Fifteen minutes later, Zi Qiao, who could no longer bear it, held his head and wailed, "Zhang Wei, you are such a jerk. There are so many beauties in the bar, but there is not one that you like?!"

Zhang Wei nodded and said confidently, "I'm not Mr. Zeng. If there was someone I liked in the bar, I would have taken action long ago. How could I have stayed with you for such a long time to drink?"

Ziqiao was stunned for a moment: "Then what were you doing for the past ten minutes?"

"Didn't you ask me to see it?"

"Ahhhh!!!"

Ziqiao was almost crying from laughing. He gave Zhang Wei a thumbs up and said, "Zhang Wei, you are amazing!"

"You win! Your whole family wins!"

At this moment, Ziqiao suddenly felt that he might as well continue to interview weird couples with Yifei and the others.

Of course, this thought only lasted for a moment in his mind.

Compared to those inhuman weird couples, Zhang Wei is more human.

He took a deep breath and said through gritted teeth, "If there's no girl you like in the bar, then you can always find a pretty girl you like, right?"

"Forehead……"

Zhang Wei heard this and groaned in embarrassment.

Zi Qiao's eyes widened in astonishment: "There's no beauty that you like? Are your standards so high?"

"Then do you want me to find a fairy to match you?!"

Zhang Wei scratched his head and smiled awkwardly: "I just think this is too hasty. Dating is not like playing house. How can you just find someone you like..."

"Cut the nonsense!"

Ziqiao's face was ferocious, and he looked as if Yifei was possessed: "We are just in love, why are you talking so much nonsense!"

"You may like someone, but they may not like you."

"Choose quickly!"

Zhang Wei lowered his head after being yelled at by Ziqiao. He smiled awkwardly and pointed cautiously at a mature lady not far away: "Then... this one?"

Ziqiao glanced at the sexy lady Zhang Wei was referring to, and seeing that she was wearing designer clothes, he shook his head decisively and said, "No, this won't work. She has at least six figures on her body, so how could she possibly share a house with you?"

"Oh……"

Zhang Wei shuddered, and then pointed to the cute pink Lolita girl on the other side: "How about this one?"

Ziqiao looked embarrassed and said, "Brother, look at her. She's even wearing a wedding ring on her ring finger. It's immoral to date a married man."

Zhang Wei replied weakly: "I think it's also immoral to just find a girlfriend just to share the house."

Zi Qiao paused when he heard this. He rolled his eyes at Zhang Wei and said, "Zhang Wei, can't you be more flexible?"

"It's certainly immoral to just find a girlfriend just to share a house, but if you just want to have a good relationship and share a house with someone else, isn't it beneficial to both you and others? Why not do it?"

Zhang Wei frowned in thought.

Ziqiao continued to ask: "Hurry up, are there any other beauties you like?"

Zhang Wei pointed at a sexy mature woman. Before he could say anything, Ziqiao shook his head decisively and said, "It's obvious that this person is a sea queen. You can't control her."

"Then... this?"

Zhang Wei pointed at another beautiful woman he thought was pretty.

Ziqiao looked at the short-haired loli in the distance, then he turned to look at Zhang Wei, his eyes suddenly becoming strange.

"Have you noticed that every time you choose someone, you either choose a mature woman or a lady who is several years older than you, or a cute girl or a loli who is several years younger than you."

"Zhang Wei, your preferences...are quite extreme."

"Don't you really consider girls of your own age?"

Zhang Wei was shocked when he heard this. If Ziqiao hadn't said anything, he wouldn't have felt that there was anything wrong with him. "Is there?"

"What do you say?"

Ziqiao curled his lips: "Other things are fine, but that short-haired girl is obviously only in her early twenties. Zhang Wei, are you afraid she is a pervert?"

"You, you, you, what do you know? True love knows no age!"

Zhang Wei said this, but his finger silently pointed in another direction.

"What about that one?"

"That won't work. Your beauty is all made up. If you take it off, you'll wilt!"

"Is this all right?"

"This one is obviously a lesbian, she doesn't like men at all."

……

Next, Zhang Wei tried to point several more times, but each time Ziqiao rejected his target with various legitimate reasons.

Zhang Wei was full of black lines on his face: "This won't work, that won't work either, Ziqiao, are you kidding me on purpose?"

Ziqiao shrugged when he heard that. He pointed in the direction of the beautiful girl Zhang Wei pointed at last and said, "I'm doing this for your own good. If you don't believe me, go and see for yourself how to flirt with that girl."

"If everything goes well, you can be a father in seven months at most."

Zhang Wei was startled, but ultimately he did not dare to challenge Ziqiao's authority in this regard.

"Zhang Wei, you have to understand that you are different from others."

Ziqiao patted his shoulder and said earnestly: "Your love level is too low, and the person you are looking for is too challenging. You can't hold those beauties at all." "Listen to my advice, don't be too ambitious, and fall in love step by step, one level at a time."

"With your love level, if you challenge the difficult level directly, you will be defeated in seconds without leaving anything behind."

He paused, then continued, "Besides, we are short on time and have a heavy task, so we can't teach you like we did with the blind date training for Senior Brother before."

"Oh."

Although Zhang Wei was dissatisfied with Ziqiao's evaluation, he still said with self-awareness: "In this case, I will go back first."

Upon hearing this, Ziqiao hurriedly grabbed Zhang Wei. If he left, then the dinner would have been in vain.

"No, even if you can't challenge the high-difficulty levels, you can start with those who are easy to conquer."

"Like...her!"

Ziqiao looked around the bar and decisively chose a hot beauty wearing a sexy suspender and Balenciaga.

He put his arm around Zhang Wei's shoulders and said, "This beauty is a typical example of a big-breasted, brainless, easy-to-fool, and devoted love-brained person."

"If it wasn't for special circumstances, I would have slept with such a beauty if I had met her normally."

"Zhang Wei, you must cherish this time."

"Isn't this bad..."

Zhang Wei is quite cautious when it comes to relationships, and he always feels guilty about doing this.

Besides, the girl Ziqiao chose is pretty, but she just doesn’t meet my aesthetic standards.

However, before Zhang Wei could refuse again, Ziqiao, who had expected this, pulled him towards the hot beauty without saying a word.

"Hi, beautiful."

Ziqiao greeted warmly with a bright professional smile on his face.

He tugged at Zhang Wei's clothes from behind, signaling Zhang Wei not to stand there idly and to quickly greet the other party.

Zhang Wei looked at the beauty in front of him and a shy smile appeared on his nervous face.

Although the other person's appearance does not quite conform to my aesthetic standards, she is really beautiful and really hot.

"Hi……"

"Bush!"

The suspender beauty's exclamation of disbelief immediately froze the smile on Zhang Wei's face.

Zhang Wei swallowed his greeting silently, vaguely guessing something in his heart.

Sure enough, the next moment the beauty in suspenders jumped excitedly into Ziqiao's arms.

"Xiaobu, you finally changed your mind and came to find me!"

Upon hearing this, Ziqiao's entire body stiffened instantly, and his right eyelid began to twitch wildly.

To be honest, there was no memory of the beautiful woman in front of him in his brain's hard drive.

But the other person's tone, expression, and her looks and figure that completely matched his aesthetic, plus her big-breasted, brainless, and cute personality.

Obviously, there is no need to explain what the relationship is between myself and this suspender beauty in front of me.

【Depend on! 】

[I was just telling Zhang Wei that I would have slept with such beauties when I met them before.]

【I didn’t expect that I would actually get on the show! 】

Facing Zhang Wei's resentful gaze, Ziqiao pushed the suspender beauty in his arms away.

Brothers are like limbs and women are like clothes. He will never damage the relationship between brothers because of an ex-girlfriend.

He looked at the suspender beauty and asked weakly, "Who are you?"

"Xiaobu, it's me!"

The suspender beauty said with tears in her eyes: "I am Mona, have you forgotten?"

"Banana?"

Ziqiao raised his eyebrows, wondering why someone would name his English name Banana?
"It's Mona!"

She excitedly held Ziqiao's hands and said affectionately, "Xiaobu, did you come to see me on purpose?"

"I know that sooner or later you will understand that I am the one who loves you the most."

"You don't know how long I have been waiting for you, how long I have been longing for you."

Monana opened her arms and rushed towards Ziqiao again.

"Xiaobu, it's not too late now."

"Come on, let's build a happy family together!"

Ziqiao was so scared that he quickly hid behind Zhang Wei: "Nana, actually I..."

He poked Zhang Wei, hoping that Zhang Wei would help him.

Zhang Wei smiled coldly, looking unmoved.

He was trying to find a girlfriend for himself, but he found his ex-girlfriend. What is going on?
If he still helps Ziqiao out of trouble, wouldn't he be an idiot?

Seeing that Zhang Wei was unwilling to help, Ziqiao gritted his teeth, made up his mind, and hugged Zhang Wei tightly from behind.

"Mona Na, actually... I wanted to invite you to my boyfriend and I's wedding."

"Nani?!!"

Zhang Wei was struck by lightning when he heard this. He subconsciously wanted to shake Ziqiao off, but Ziqiao clung to his back like a sloth.

When Monana saw this shocking scene, her heart was shattered into powder.

"You! You guys!"

She stretched out her hand, and her trembling fingers moved back and forth between Ziqiao and Zhang Wei.

"Oh my god, you two!"

"Ah~~~"

Ziqiao, who had given up completely, held Zhang Wei tightly. He leaned his head on Zhang Wei's shoulder with a happy and sweet look on his face, and said to Monana with his eyes closed.

"He's fine, I'm fine too..."

Zhang Wei explained with a stiff smile: "Actually..."

"abnormal!"

Without saying a word, Mona Nana reached out to slap Ziqiao.

Ziqiao subconsciously hid his head behind Zhang Wei's head, so the person who received the slap changed from Ziqiao to Zhang Wei.

Following a muffled sound, Zhang Wei responded with a scream.

"nausea!"

Monana picked up her bag and turned away in her high heels.

"call……"

Ziqiao let out a long sigh and jumped off Zhang Wei's back. He crossed his arms and commented seriously, "Nana's slap was really bad. She didn't hit me quickly, accurately or ruthlessly."

"There was not even a crisp sound from the slap. It's far worse than Mika's."

"I think this slap definitely doesn't hurt."

"nonsense!"

Zhang Wei covered his cheek with his hands, and said with a look of grief and indignation: "This slap didn't hit you in the face, so of course it doesn't hurt you!"

Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei's shoulder calmly and said, "Zhang Wei, calm down."

"You are a real man. A real man should stand firm and not change his expression in front of a slap."

"Look at me. Meijia slapped me so many times with the Tathagata Palm. Every slap was sent flying into the air, but I am still very strong and alive."

"You were beaten by Meijia, that's what you deserve! You deserve it!"

Zhang Wei glared at Ziqiao fiercely, his tone becoming more aggrieved: "Why was it me who got beaten when you met your ex-girlfriend?"

(End of this chapter)