Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 752 Nan ​​Feng's Panic

In response to Zhang Wei's question, Ziqiao hesitated for a moment and tentatively answered: "Maybe it's because... your head is bigger than mine?"

Zhang Wei let out a plaintive cry upon hearing this.

"Okay, Zhang Wei."

Ziqiao poked Zhang Wei's cheek, which was slapped red by Monana, in a mean way. Seeing that Zhang Wei was about to get angry, he quickly put his head in his hands and slid down to his knees to apologize.

"Tomorrow, I'll take care of your lunch tomorrow, is that ok?"

Zhang Wei raised his eyebrows: "Eating a big meal?"

"of course."

Ziqiao stood up and said confidently: "Lanzhou ramen, Shaxian snacks, braised chicken with rice, Chongqing chicken pot."

"You can choose from the four famous Jianghu dishes. It's up to you."

"How about it, is this good enough for me?"

Zhang Wei nodded. He didn't expect Ziqiao to really treat him to a big dinner at Xiaonan Guo or Xing Mansion.

As everyone knows, it is not easy to get a meal from Ziqiao.

"Reliable, then I'll go back and drink milk."

After being slapped, Zhang Wei started to think about the milk that filled half of his refrigerator and was about to expire. If he didn't finish drinking the milk, it would really expire.

"Don't leave."

Ziqiao quickly grabbed Zhang Wei and persuaded him, "We haven't finished our work yet."

"No thanks, I don't want to be slapped again."

Zhang Wei covered his swollen cheek with lingering fear.

He was neither as indestructible as Ziqiao nor as resilient as Teacher Zeng. He didn't know if he would be healed by tomorrow morning after receiving this slap in the face.

[Wow, my handsome Erkang-like face! ! ! ]

"Another slap? How is that possible!"

Ziqiao promised solemnly: "Zhang Wei, please believe me again."

"Think about it, the Sunny Day Bar is so small, how could I possibly run into your ex-girlfriend twice in a row when I was helping you find someone to pick up."

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

"Forehead……"

Zhang Wei thought about it for a while and felt that what Ziqiao said made some sense.

Or... should I trust him again?
……

Five minutes later.

Snapped!
Snapped!
Two crisp slaps were heard in the bar, and a cold and beautiful woman adjusted her glasses.

She snorted coldly, glanced at Ziqiao and Zhang Wei as if they were garbage, and left.

Zhang Wei, who was slapped again, covered his cheeks and glared at Ziqiao: "What about the absolute impossibility?"

"Accident. This is purely an accident."

Ziqiao also covered one of his cheeks, but his expression was much more relaxed than Zhang Wei's.

Compared to Meijia's Tathagata Palm, these slaps are nothing.

He smiled and said, "At least this time, we two brothers can be said to have advanced and retreated together."

Zhang Wei said aggrievedly: "But I didn't do anything wrong, why should I go along with you?"

He curled his lips: "Forget it, I'd better go."

"Oh, we good brothers should not care about these things."

Ziqiao held Zhang Wei's hands, his eyes full of stubbornness and unwillingness to give in: "Three times is the limit, Zhang Wei, trust me one more time, for the last time."

When things developed to this point, Ziqiao's goal was no longer just to help Zhang Wei find someone to share the rent and warm his bed for a long time.

He just couldn't believe it. How could he fall into the same pit three times? ! !
Zhang Wei rolled his eyes at him and turned to leave for the umpteenth time.

[I was wrong, I was really wrong. 】

[I should have remembered Nan Feng's advice from the beginning and just turned around and left. ]

[In this way, I wouldn't have been slapped twice for no reason! ]

[No matter what Ziqiao says this time, I will never believe his lies again! ]

【no way! 】

"I'll pay for your dinner tomorrow, too!"

Zhang Wei remained indifferent and continued walking towards the bar entrance.

"The day after tomorrow! I'll take care of the meal for the day after tomorrow, too!"

……

Five minutes later, Ziqiao and Zhang Wei sighed, and as expected, they both grabbed the raised wrist of Ziqiao's third ex-girlfriend.

"Small dish 1..."

“Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!!!”

There were two loud noises in the bar, followed by the screams of Ziqiao and Zhang Wei.

The third ex-girlfriend tilted her neck, spat at the two men with disdain, and then left with her waist twisted.

Half a minute later, the two men bent their waists, clamped their legs together, covered their crotches, and moved step by step to the bar and sat down.

"Lu! Zi! Qiao!"

Zhang Wei's voice was filled with anger and a hint of sharpness: "I will never believe you again!!!"

"Accident, this is really an accident, the God of Probability is playing a trick on me!"

Ziqiao's lips moved slightly. He wanted to explain, but after thinking for a long time, he still didn't know what he could explain.

One night, he met three ex-girlfriends whose memories he had deleted. He took Zhang Wei with him and went to their house to be beaten.

If he doesn't make a good comeback now, he will be nailed to the pillar of shame in the apartment!
"Well, you have to let me try again."

Without waiting for Zhang Wei to reply, Ziqiao looked around and finally found a juicy mature woman in her forties in a fit of anger.

He just couldn't believe that a beautiful woman of this age could be his ex-girlfriend!

"That's her, Zhang Wei, go ahead! Talk to her!"

Ziqiao gritted his teeth and said, "I promise I won't run into my ex-girlfriend this time."

Zhang Wei's eyes followed the direction of Ziqiao's finger, and then his pupils suddenly dilated.

He squeezed his legs together and pulled Ziqiao towards the bar door in panic.

"No, Zhang Wei, why are you running?"

Ziqiao assured again and again: "I swear on my life this time that she is definitely not my ex-girlfriend."

"I know!"

Zhang Wei gritted his teeth and said, "Because that's my ex-girlfriend!"

"Nani?!!"

Ziqiao looked at the middle-aged mature woman and the passionate young woman in the distance in astonishment.

"Oh……"

He suddenly realized, "She is the 35-year-old girlfriend you mentioned who is as hungry as a wolf?"

"Sure, Zhang Wei, you were at least ten years younger than him at that time, right?"

"Shut up!"

Zhang Wei said angrily. Zi Qiao was dragged by Zhang Wei to the door of the bar. He looked at Zhang Wei's ex-girlfriend.

It must be said that she is not only beautiful, but also well maintained, and looks to be only in her early thirties.

The most important thing is, a big sister of this age... no, she should be called auntie.

Young aunts of this age are just like what Zhang Wei said, as fierce as wolves and tigers, hungry and thirsty.

Zi Qiao said with a tut, "Zhang Wei, are you considered to be at the most capable age between the two of you, and you have met the most capable girl?"

"Shut up!!!"

……

Early the next morning.

Yifei and Xiaoxian rarely stopped the interview process. It was not because their world views were finally shattered by those weird couples, but because today was the day they, Zhanbo and Wanyu would move back into 3601.

Except for Ziqiao and Zhang Wei, who was kidnapped by Ziqiao early in the morning, everyone was busy until the afternoon. They finally moved the belongings of Yifei and other three people back to 3601, and moved all of Yumo's belongings to the guest room in 3603.

From then on, Room 3603 was full of tenants.

Everyone was tired and leaning on the luxurious sofa in room 3601, too lazy to move. Only Nanfeng quietly pulled Guan Gu to room 3603.

Nanfeng locked the door of the suite and took out two bottles of lemonade from the refrigerator.

He handed the lemonade to Guan Gu and said politely, "Guan Gu, please sit down."

Guan Gu took the drink and sat down on the sofa: "Nanfeng, why are you so weird today? What do you want to do by secretly pulling me over here?"

"Don't be nervous, I just have a few questions for you."

Guan Gu pulled the corner of his mouth and looked at Nan Feng with a strange look: "I'm not nervous, but you seem to be very nervous."

Nan Feng's eyes widened, and he asked without noticing, "Do I look nervous?"

Guan Gu did not answer, but just pointed silently.

Nanfeng lowered his head in the direction of Guan Gu's finger, and found that his legs were shaking slightly unconsciously. A pair of hands were on his thighs, tightly clutching his pants.

"Hehe, I do seem to be a little nervous."

Nanfeng took a deep breath and rubbed his face vigorously.

Guan Gu was originally just sitting on the sofa in a somewhat lazily manner, until he saw Nan Feng's uneasy look, he sat up straight with a hint of solemnity in his eyes.

I have been living in the apartment for almost two years, and this is the first time I have seen Nanfeng as nervous and flustered as Teacher Zeng, who is at a loss as to what to do.

Given Nanfeng's personality, Guan Gu had never expected that something would make him so panicked.

Could it be that this world is going to end badly... and be destroyed?
Guan Gu, who is not good at Chinese, thought so in his heart.

"Guan Gu, listen to me."

Nan Feng swallowed nervously and said solemnly: "Our next conversation is known only to heaven and earth, you and me, and absolutely no third person can know it!"

Somehow, Guan Gu actually heard a solemn sense of epic in Nanfeng's words.

This feeling is like...

The next moment, a door to a new world will open to you, and a fantasy story unique to the boy and the dragon will be unveiled.

After experiencing the tests of life, death and humanity, he would sit upright on the throne, looking down at the dazzling golden eyes below.

When he thought of this, Guan Gu, who was full of chuunibyou and imagination, felt himself getting hot all over.

What made him feel hot was not his rising body temperature, but his own blood and passion!!!
Guan Gu was inexplicably enraged: "Nanfeng, just say it, I will defend our oath with my blood and soul!"

"very good."

Nanfeng nodded heavily, took a deep breath, and asked in a deep voice.

"Guangu, how did you...overcome your fear of living together as a couple?"

Guan Gu's excited expression suddenly froze, as if a basin of ice water was poured down from over his head, instantly extinguishing his boiling blood.

His chuunibyou soul was shattered.

Guan Gu: (⊙⊙)?

As we all know, when a question mark appears on a person's face, it is most likely not that there is a problem with him, but with the person opposite him.

"no no!"

Guan Gu jumped up from the sofa immediately. He widened his eyes and asked through gritted teeth: "Is this what you want to ask?"

Nan Feng blinked and replied in confusion: "Yes, what else do you think I want to ask?"

"I thought……"

"what!!!"

Guan Gu let out an "ah" and then slapped his forehead hard.

Even though Nanfeng had no idea what he was thinking just now, Guan Gu still felt like a social dead end.

The door to a new world, a fantasy story of a boy and a dragon, and dazzling golden eyes...

What were you expecting just now?
What on earth were I expecting just now? ! !
Ugh! Reality is such garbage!!
It's not anime at all!!!
Nan Feng looked at Guan Gu, who was originally very excited, in confusion. He suddenly became upset because of the question he asked, and then became annoyed, disappointed, and discouraged.

The question I asked... shouldn't have caused him to react like this.

Guan Gu struggled with himself for a long time before he sat down again. He took a deep breath and tried his best to calm down.

When he recalled the question Nan Feng had just asked, Guan Gu was stunned for a moment.

"Nanfeng, you asked me how I overcame the fear of living together as a couple?"

"You still need to ask me about this?"

It was obviously Nanfeng and Yumo who first suggested that they should live together, and only then did I and Youyou start to think about living together.

Why is it that Nanfeng is now asking for his opinion, and the word he uses is... panic?
In response to Guan Gu's question, Nan Feng touched his nose awkwardly: "Actually, when I first asked Yu Mo if he wanted to move in with me, I was just joking."

"We had only been dating for less than three months at the time, and I didn't expect her to actually say yes."

"But she agreed without saying anything. I can't tell Yumo that I was just joking, right?"

Guan Gu nodded when he heard this. If Nanfeng really said so, then he could jump from the sixth floor.

"So even though you, Nanfeng, took the initiative to invite them to live together, you yourself are not mentally prepared yet?"

Nan Feng smiled bitterly: "You can think so."

"Souga."

Guan Gu pulled the corner of his mouth and said, "Nanfeng, it's too late for you to delay this. Yu Mo will stay at your place tonight, and you are just thinking about overcoming your fear now."

"No, you're still talking about panic..."

He looked at Nan Feng, very puzzled: "You two were originally only separated by a suite, and now you are living in the same room, is it that exaggerated?"

“It’s not a question of exaggeration or not.”

Nan Feng paused for a long while before hesitating and saying, "Guan Gu, you know that my family situation is rather special. Anyway, whether I am at home or studying abroad, I live alone."

"Living in the next suite and living in the next room are two different things to me."

"I'm not sure if I can take good care of Yumo after she moves in. Will there be any conflicts or arguments between us due to different living habits? And things like the hygiene of the suite and the usage hours of the bathroom..."

Listening to Nanfeng's mumbling, Guan Gu pushed his glasses. He began to understand where Nanfeng's panic came from.

It’s not so much that Nanfeng was afraid of living together, but rather that he was worried that he would not be able to handle the rapidly developing intimacy between them.

Is moving in together a leap forward in intimacy for Nanfeng?

So are they...

Guan Gu suddenly thought of something and his eyes became a little strange.

He paused and asked the same question that Yifei asked Yumo: "Nanfeng, you two are not really still in a pure relationship, are you?"

Nan Feng looked embarrassed.

(End of this chapter)