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Chapter 158 Earth, earthquake? ? ?

Silly Zhu didn't expect that Zhang Chenfei had guessed all his thoughts, but he still didn't give up and asked:

"Brother Da Fei, you are so powerful, but guess who the person I want to punish is?"

"You need to guess?" Zhang Chenfei sneered, "Who do you want to punish? Isn't it obvious that this is a lice on a bald man's head???"

"Oh??" Shazhu looked at him suspiciously.

"If you want to know who you want to punish, just look at who caused the most troublesome thing for you recently," Zhang Chenfei said.

Since the last story that had to be told between Silly Zhu and Xiaoyang, although at his suggestion, Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong inspected Xiaoyang's skin swallows in front of everyone, and cleared Silly Zhu's grievances.

But the incident still spread quickly throughout Dongcheng District, the steel rolling mill, the machine repair shop and other areas.

Moreover, ordinary people like to hunt for strange things, and the stories become more and more outrageous.

In the end, what happened between Shazhu and Xiaoyang was no longer a misunderstanding, but something real and real.

Some people even say that the most disgusting thing on the Sichuan-Tibet or Qinghai-Tibet grasslands is what happens with the lambs.

Silly Zhu is also in Sijiu City. If he were there, he would be caught and soaked in a pig cage! ! !

Silly Zhu is a big young man. If he has such a reputation and is ridiculed by others, his options will be greatly reduced when choosing a mate in the future.

Therefore, in the past few days, the residents of the courtyard knew that Shazhu was anxious and angry every day, and everyone knew who was responsible for his embarrassing incident.

This is the New Year's Eve,

Silly Zhu wants to find someone to act as a monster even though he can't do anything on New Year's Eve. Obviously, the real culprit of the rumor has been found.

After listening to Zhang Chenfei's analysis, Silly Zhu seemed to have thought of something, and said with itching teeth: "That's right!!!

“But Brother Da Fei, you’ve been talking for so long, but you still haven’t said who that person is!!!”

Zhang Chenfei lit a cigarette: "Hey, you're in the capital, why don't you name me??? But I'm curious, how could you be so sure when you asked Yan Jiefang and the others to stick to the public toilet in the middle of the night? , who would go to a public toilet to poop in the middle of the night????"

There is no toilet in their courtyard house, so everyone is used to leaving a urinal or spittoon at home at night.

When I urinate at night, I do it in the house. I only go to the public toilet to poop.

Zhang Chenfei was very curious. If Xu Damao didn't poop all night, Silly Zhu could still let Yan Jiefang. Would Liu Guangtian and the others, who were celebrating the Chinese New Year, wait all night at the door of the toilet with the northwest wind blowing? ? ?

Hearing this, Silly Zhu suddenly smiled wretchedly: "How about I tell you what, Brother Da Fei, no matter how little we all are brats, your understanding of Xu Damao is far inferior to mine."

"Ouch?? How do you say this??" Zhang Chenfei raised his eyebrows and looked at him.

Silly Zhu stretched out two fingers, pinched his nose and blew out a handful of clear snot that had been frozen out. He raised his foot and wiped it on the soles of his shoes, then said: "Didn't Xu Damao always say that his father was a straight man and would poop after eating? ??”

Zhang Chenfei nodded: "Yeah, Xu Damao said that Uncle Xu has an old habit of running away."

After eating, I must poop! !

Silly Zhu was happy: "His father is running around. He is better than his predecessor!! He is even more powerful than his father!! That guy only needs to eat once, and within ten minutes, he will be running away like a Huangguoshu Waterfall." of!!!"

What day is it today? ? That was New Year’s Eve! ! !

At twelve o'clock, every household has to eat dumplings, no one can live without them! ! !

He had made all arrangements. It was now a quarter past eleven, and when Xu Damao ate the dumplings, he squatted in the toilet.

The three of them, Yan Jiefang, Liu Guangtian and Xiao Chen, kick one up! ! ! Wow, what about the sky filled with fiery trees and silver flowers? ? ?

hiss! ! !

After listening to Sha Zhu's words, Zhang Chenfei thought about the scene and couldn't help but shuddered and thought a little.

Damn it! ! Silly Zhu is such a fucking talent that someone who is celebrating the Chinese New Year can come up with such a damaging move! ! !

After Shazhu revealed his plan, he suddenly stared directly at Zhang Chenfei: "Brother Da Fei, although the five gentlemen of our courtyard are all brothers, brothers are also divided into close relatives and distant relatives.

Our relationship must be better than that between you and Xu Da Maotie, right? ? ? ? "

When Zhang Chenfei heard this, he realized that Silly Zhu was afraid that he would ruin his plan and was targeting himself! !

He immediately patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, Silly Zhu. Every injustice has its own owner, and every debt has its owner. I, my brother, will never get involved in the matters between you two."

This matter makes it clear that Xu Damao is the first to talk bad words. Although Silly Zhu's revenge tricks are bad, they are still worthy of his reputation.

If he meddles in it, it means that he, the eldest brother, is ignorant.

Silly Zhu got the guarantee and immediately beamed. He took out a handful of melon seeds from his pocket and handed half of them to Zhang Chenfei, and the two of them chatted.

Not long after,

There was a rush of footsteps in the yard, and it was Xu Damao himself.

"Hey, here we come!!" Silly Zhu winked and signaled Zhang Chenfei to look back.

Xu Damao held two pieces of straw paper and walked through the middle courtyard and front yard. When he arrived at the hanging flower gate, he was slightly startled when he saw Zhang Chenfei and Silly Zhu braving the cold wind to eat melon seeds.

"If you two don't go home and eat dumplings to watch the New Year's Eve in the middle of the night, what are you doing here???"

"Do you care??" Silly Zhu rolled his eyes at him.

"Hey, grandson!! Did labor and management talk to you? Labor and management are talking to Brother Da Fei!!" Xu Damao said bitterly. After finishing speaking, he suddenly remembered something and said to Zhang Chenfei, "Brother Da Fei, you Haven’t you eaten dumplings yet???

I ate! ! My mother put a coin in it and let me eat it! ! !

There is a saying for this! ! If you get a coin, you will have great luck next! ! ! "

Good luck? ? ? ?

Zhang Chenfei: "Ah, yes, yes, yes!!!"

If there are fiery trees and silver flowers, it will definitely bring good luck.

Xu Damao was about to turn around and show off to Silly Zhu again, when his stomach suddenly turned upside down.

Okay, it's too late. Show off next time.

He waved his hands to Zhang Chenfei, indicating that he should leave first, then covered his buttocks and left.

After Zhang Chenfei and Silly Zhu looked at each other, they turned around and returned home in tacit understanding.

Although there was a good show for a while, it was too obvious now. It would be more appropriate to go home first and wait until Xu Damao falls into the manure pit before going there.

In this era of tight power resources, the street lights on the avenues do not stay on all night, like in the alleys. They may as well only be on for a few days a year during the New Year and National Day.

Today is the Chinese New Year,

The street lights in front of the public toilets at the entrance of Nanluogu Lane stayed on all night.

Xu Damao squatted in the public toilet at the entrance of the alley, blasting the cannon, and lamented that it was a good time to celebrate the New Year, and there were street lights lighting up the toilet.

He was just having a good time, when he suddenly heard a few soft bangs coming from the pit, followed by a strange sizzling sound.

"What's the sound???" Xu Damao muttered, "Are there catfishes in the manure pit again???"

There was a reason for his suspicion. In the summer of 47 before liberation, some unscrupulous person threw a few catfish fry into the public toilet pit.

Catfish are very dirty things. They eat everything, even their feces and urine.

There are a lot of people in Nanluogu Alley, a lot of feces, urine, and maggots.

The catfish entering the manure pit is like Zhu Bajie entering Gao Laozhuang. They eat and drink from the sea every day, and each one grows as long as they eat.

The pit was so deep that no one noticed it at first.

Later,

Some people went to the toilet at night and kept hearing strange noises in the cesspit. They said it was some kind of ghost clapping their hands, which frightened the feudal aunts in the alley.

Later, a Taoist priest was specially invited to come over and make the recipe. After the Taoist priest came, he discovered that it was catfish.

So the security chief at that time mobilized young people to fish out all the catfish.

Good guy, I caught 17 or 18 large catfish, one foot long, all with fat heads, big ears, fat bodies and strong bodies.

Let’s think about it, don’t waste it! ! !

Just divide it up, take it home, stew it and eat it. It's not too dirty, after all, the vegetables in the vegetable field are still fertilized with farmyard manure. Rounding things off, isn’t this catfish eating poop maggots the same as applying farmyard manure? ? ?

Thinking of the past and the sweet taste of catfish in his memory, Xu Damao couldn't help but look into the manure pit.

It was late at night, and even with street lights, he couldn't see clearly, so he raised his eyes and stretched his head hard into the pit.

Right now! ! !

The several two-kick twisters in the cesspit were finally burned to the point where they exploded with great power! ! !

In the cold and silent winter night, the sound of two kicks filled the sky.

Residents in several surrounding yards heard it and immediately shouted "Earthquake, earthquake!!" and ran out of the house.

In the public toilet at the entrance of the alley,

Xu Damao was frightened by the sound of two kicks and everyone shouting about an earthquake. He slid headfirst into the manure pit with a thud.

next moment,

Xu Damao smashed the thin ice shell on the surface of the cesspool and began to float in the sea of ​​cesspool.

"Gududu, Gududu"

The pit was actually not deep. Xu Damao was tall. If he really stood up, it would reach his chest.

But the bad thing is that Xu Damao can't swim.

Because of the panic, my feet were unstable, and I slipped and staggered from time to time. My whole body floated for a while, and then sank again.

There is less time to float and more time to sink. Every time he fell into the pit, a string of suspicious bubbles would float up from the sea of ​​feces.

"Gududu, Gududu, help, help"

"Gududu, Gududu, no, I can't drink anymore, Gududu."

Every time he floated up, Xu Damao would desperately scream for help, but before he could finish shouting a complete sentence, his whole body would sink again.

After doing this several times, a flash of deep despair flashed in Xu Damao's eyes.

If no one comes to the toilet tonight, will I die in this pit? ! !

No, no, I'm still young! ! ! !

Sister Chunhua, Sister Chunhua is still waiting for me! ! ! !

Thinking of Xiaochunhua, Xu Damao suddenly felt his fighting spirit rise out of thin air. He kicked his legs hard and slapped the water with both hands, finally letting himself put his head out of the water again.

"Help!! Help!!!" He shouted heartbreakingly, "I am Xu Damao, I fell into a cesspit!!!"

This movement,

He quickly attracted the attention of everyone in the courtyard opposite the public toilet.

"It's not an earthquake. The movement just now was that Xu Damao fell into a manure pit!!!"

"Everyone, come quickly, Xu Damao fell into the manure pit!!"

The residents in the yard shouted and ran to the public toilet.

Their shouts quickly alerted the residents of other courtyard houses in the alley.

"Xu Damao fell into the manure pit?"

"No way? How could such a big man fall into a manure pit???"

"She must be drunk. Let's go and take a look."

"Yeah, yeah, hurry up and take a look at the excitement, ah, no, let's see if there's anything we can do to help."

"Hurry up. If you get there too late, be careful if he crawls out. There won't be any fun to watch, no. You won't be able to help."

quickly,

Residents in all the courtyards in Nanluogu Alley were alarmed and ran to the public toilets noisily.

When the residents of No. 95 Compound heard that Xu Damao actually fell into the manure pit, they all went crazy with joy and ran to the public toilet at a sprint speed of meters.

The deaf old lady couldn't run fast on crutches and stamped her feet anxiously.

As Tang Danniu ran, she supported Old Mrs. Zhang with one hand. When she walked to the door, she did not forget to carry a small stool for her old lady.

Zhang Chenfei, Sha Zhu, Yan Jiecheng, Liu Guangtian, Xiao Chen and others walked at the back of the crowd to avoid suspicion.

When they arrived near the public toilet, they saw that the place was already packed with people on three floors inside and three floors outside.

Right now,

Zhang Chenfei couldn't help but sigh, there are so many people in Nanluogu Lane! Looking at it like this, there must be at least three to five hundred.

Because the public toilets were too small and there were too many people, some people who came late could not find the best viewing position.

But this was not a problem for the wise people of Sijiu City. More than a dozen people climbed directly onto the telephone pole in front of the public toilet.

Telephone poles in this era were all made of wood, with a diameter of only a dozen centimeters. With more than a dozen people riding on them, they suddenly looked overwhelmed.

But no one took it seriously, and some people still continued to climb up.

The people below couldn't see what was going on in the public toilet, so they shouted to the people at the top of the pole:

"Wang Lezi, how is Xu Damao? Please broadcast the situation in the public toilet to everyone!!"

It had only been more than four years since the founding of the People's Republic of China. At this time, the public toilets had not been renovated and were still semi-open without a ceiling.

Because of this, everyone on the telephone pole can now have a clear view of the situation inside the public toilet.

As the saying goes, climb high and see far.

With the unique geographical advantage, the people on the telephone poles began to act as commentators and explain things to everyone.

"Hey guys, was this public toilet bombed by a bomb??? It's full of shit!! It's on the walls, on the floor, everywhere."

"Hehehehe, Xu Damao showed up. Xu Damao stood firm. The excrement was not very high, it reached his chest!!!"

"Hehehehe, he actually wiped his face with his hands!!!"

"Oh, you are so smart, just put it in your mouth."

"No!! Xu Damao sank again and didn't show up for a long time. Could it be that he drowned?"

Drowned? ? Hearing Wang Lezi's words on the telephone pole, Silly Zhu on the outside of the crowd suddenly became anxious.

It was true that he wanted to punish Xu Damao, but he didn't want to punish him to death! ! !

If this guy dies, he will become a murderer! ! ! Thinking of this, he suddenly became as anxious as an ant on a hot pot.

While shouting that this is terrible, this is terrible, I was wandering around not knowing what to do.

When Zhang Chenfei saw this, he quickly pushed him: "Why are you still wandering around?? Hurry up and save people!!!"

Do you really want to be a murderer? ? ? ?

Save people, yes, save people! !

Silly Zhu immediately pushed through the crowd and rushed into the public toilet. Yan Jiefang, Liu Guangtian, and Xiao Chen were now aware that they were afraid, and they all hurriedly followed him.

(End of this chapter)