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Chapter 159 Three Minions! ! !

Zhang Chenfei, Sha Zhu, Yan Jiefang, Liu Guangtian, and Xiao Chen worked hard to squeeze into the public toilet.

Once inside,

I saw Uncle Liu, Uncle Yi, Uncle Yan, Grandma Zhang, Uncle Chen, Xu Fugui and others from the courtyard gathered here, trying to think of ways to save Xu Damao from the manure pit.

Yi Zhonghai and the others got a bamboo pole from nowhere and stretched it towards Xu Damao who emerged from the manure pit again.

"Da Mao, Damao, grab the bamboo pole quickly and we will pull you up!!!" Xu Fugui shouted.

Xu Damao had gone through many ups and downs in the sea of ​​excrement, and his stomach was already full. When he saw the bamboo pole coming towards him, he hurriedly wanted to pull it out.

But now his hands were all slippery. Although he could barely hold on to the bamboo pole, he couldn't use any strength at all.

As soon as he exerted force, his hand slipped and he stumbled back again.

The entire cesspit was filled with an indescribable smell due to his repeated stirring, and everyone in the public toilet was so smoked that they couldn't help but start retching.

When Zhang Chenfei saw that his old lady's face turned pale from vomiting, he signaled to Tang Da Niu to help her away quickly.

Who knew that the old lady was so ambitious, she waved her hand to show that she was slightly injured and could not get out of the line of fire.

"You can't stop watching the excitement just because you're old, right?" the old lady said firmly.

Zhang Chenfei silently extended his thumb and gave the old lady a thumbs up.

Because the smell in the public toilet was so bad, the neighbors who helped threw down their bamboo poles and wanted to move out.

Seeing that no one was helping, Xu Damao's entire head was submerged in the sea of ​​excrement again, and Xu Fugui and his wife stamped their feet anxiously.

Silly Zhu saw it and became anxious.

no! ! If no one really cares about this, and Xu Damao really drowns, as the instigator, shouldn’t his life be worth his own? ? ?

Thinking of this, he gritted his teeth, stamped his feet, took off his cotton-padded jacket, and plunged into the cesspool with a sudden movement.

hiss! ! !

Everyone in the courtyard was stunned when they saw this.

"No, Silly Zhu can do it!!!!"

"I usually see him and Xu Damao fighting to the death, but I didn't expect that at the critical moment, he could actually stand up!!!"

"So, if you treat a child as a child, you should treat a child as a child. Even if he is usually very troublesome, if something goes wrong, it will still be him!!!"

"Why do I feel something is wrong? Isn't Shazhu feeling guilty?"

Everyone was talking a lot, and Xu Fugui and his wife were very moved.

Because Silly Zhu didn't wear a cotton-padded jacket or trousers, he was much more flexible than Xu Damao after getting into the cesspit.

When Xu Damao saw him coming to save him, he was moved to tears: "Silly Zhu, wuwuwu. It has to be you."

Silly Zhu walked up to Xu Damao with all his strength and helped him pull up his pants first.

Xu Damao was defecating before he fell down, and his pants were down to the crook of his legs.

After helping Xu Damao put on his pants, Shazhu grabbed his collar and dragged him to the shore.

While dragging, he shouted loudly to Yan Jiefang and Liu Guangtian to help.

Yan Jiefang and the others looked at Sha Zhu and Xu Damao with their heads and faces full of yellow soup, and they really didn't want to help.

But I was afraid that if these two people really died in the latrine, the police would definitely come to investigate.

When the time comes, we will investigate again and again, and it will be found that they were responsible for the two kicks. Wouldn't it mean that the three of them will also have to clean their butts and go to jail? ? ?

Thinking of this,

The three of them looked at me and I looked at each other, and nodded at the same time and rushed to the edge of the latrine: "Silly Zhu/Xu Damao, hurry up, give me your hand!!!"

"You hold our hands and we pull you up!!!"

Silly Zhu and Xu Damao hurriedly stretched out Huang Jiji's hands, casually took the two hands of Yan Jiefang, the thinnest among them, and pressed hard at the same time! ! !

Plop! ! !

Yan Jiefang was dragged down like a dumpling.

Ah, everyone in this public toilet and outside the public toilet all looked confused.

what's the situation? ? Didn't everyone come here to save Xu Damao? ? ?

Why are they dropping like dumplings one after another? ? ? ?

Seeing Yan Jiefang also coming down, Shazhu and Xu Damao looked at each other and wanted to reach out to hold the hands of Liu Guangtian and Xiao Chensi.

Who would have thought that when the two men saw Yan Jiefang put down the dumplings, they immediately retracted their hands and refused to help.

Tang Danniu and Jia Zhangshi on the side were so happy that they couldn't even straighten their waists.

Ah, this

Desperation flashed in the eyes of Xu Damao, Shazhu, and Yan Jiefang, and they could only place their hopes on Yi Zhonghai and others again.

Xu Fugui, Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong, and Yan Bugui were worried.

There are only three people down there now! ! ! The bamboo pole cannot be used, and it cannot be pulled up.

This, what should I do with this damn thing! ! ! !

At the critical moment, Zhang Chenfei came to a quick wit: "I remember that Uncle Heitu in Heizhima Alley next door had a fishing net.

Liu Guangtian, Xiao Chensi, Yan Jiecheng, you guys go over and borrow the fishing net. "

His suggestion immediately received unanimous approval from everyone present.

"Da Fei has to be smart. In this situation, there is no other way but to use the fishing net boss."

"That's right, hurry up and borrow the fishing net."

"No, using fishing nets to fish people out of manure pits? Can Uncle Heito agree to this?"

"This is about saving people, what's the point of disagreeing???"

"That's easy to say, would you agree if it were your fishing net????"

Everyone was making noises and talking about anything.

Upon hearing this, Zhang Chenfei asked Yan Jiecheng to clearly explain what they were going to use the fishing net for when they borrowed it.

"If Master Renheito doesn't agree, we'll think of another way. But one thing is, we can't hide it from others, it's unkind!!!"

Yan Jiecheng, Liu Guangtian, and Xiao Chen nodded and said, "Brother Da Fei, we can save it."

Then he left.

Fortunately, Mr. Kurotsuchi was quite kind. When he heard that he wanted to save people, he asked them to bring the fishing net back without saying a word.

And he was afraid that they would not know how to cast the net, so he put on his clothes and followed him.

"Da Fei, I have heard about the situation, but there is also a skill in casting the net. It is better for me to cast the net and you to pull it."

"Okay, that's too troublesome for you, Mr. Heitu!!!" Zhang Chenfei shook hands with him and said polite words.

Uncle Kurotsuchi waved his hand: "Hey, we are all neighbors, so don't say polite words. Let's get started quickly!!!"

With the fishing net, things will be easier.

After all, Uncle Kurotsuchi is an old fisherman, and he caught Xu Damao as soon as he caught him in the net.

Then Zhang Chenfei called out the slogan, and Yan Jiecheng, the Liu brothers, the Chen brothers and others worked together. It didn't take long to pull him up.

Then everyone followed suit, and not long after, Shazhu and Yan Jiefang also came up.

At this time, nearly an hour had passed since Xu Damao fell into the manure pit, and twenty minutes had passed since Silly Pillar fell into the pit.

At this time, they were lying on the ground with their faces covered with shit, breathing in the stale air in the public toilet.

Although it was already the Spring Festival of 1953, the weather was still extremely cold. At this moment, the three people landed on the shore. When the wind blew, they were all freezing and shaking.

Unable to help it, the three of them began to vaguely miss the time in the cesspit at the same time.

Needless to say, after getting used to being in the manure pit, it was pretty damn warm! !

Maybe it's because the excrement inside has been fermented, and it always feels like the inside is several times higher than the outside.

When the whole person is soaked in it, it feels like being soaked in warm water, feeling warm.

The three of them were still thinking about it. The weak Yi Zhonghai saw the three minions coming up and started vomiting again.

Among the onlookers, there were those who had strong ability to withstand pressure and did not vomit. Seeing that the person finally came up and that his life was no longer in danger, the discussion started again.

“Those who celebrate the Chinese New Year are really suffering!!!”

"Why don't you go take a shower now??? It's so cold that it suddenly freezes and I can't even pick it off."

"It's so funny, but how do they take a bath??"

"I even vomited out the corn noodle porridge I drank the night before."

"Can you not mention the stick noodle porridge? The color, wow"

"Stop talking, let them take a shower quickly."

At this moment, Yi Zhonghai had finished vomiting, and stood up weakly, holding on to the wall, and said to Si Zhu and the other three, "What, have you rested enough? Go take a shower if you have rested enough."

That’s what I said, but how do I wash it? ? ? ?

The three of them looked at each other in confusion.

Wash at home? ? ? Not to mention how much hot water is needed in this cold weather, there are no heating measures at home! ! If you wash like this, you must catch a cold.

Do you want to go out to wash? ? ? Are you willing to take a bathhouse? ? ?

In the end, it was Zhang Chenfei who made the decision: "If you are willing, let Si Zhu and the others go over first.

Anyway, you can’t wash it at home.

Not to mention whether it is cold or not at home, or whether there is enough hot water. It's just a Chinese New Year. They go home like this and have their shit and butts all over the house. Can't they spend the entire New Year? ? ? "

His words immediately gained support from everyone, and everyone said it would be good to go to the bathhouse.

As soon as these three people stand up and take two steps, the ground will be covered with feces and urine flowing down. Go all the way, flow all the way.

If we go back to the courtyard from the public toilet, the entire alley and courtyard No. 95 will be destroyed! ! !

Xu Fugui on the side said worriedly: "It's Chinese New Year, can the bathhouse be opened???"

After all, Xu Damao was his biological son. He thought that if it didn't work out, he would just boil some water at home to wash it off.

Liu Haizhong said hurriedly: "Open the door. I don't know about other bathhouses, but the Maji Bathhouse on Gulou Street is definitely open!!!"

Good guy! ! We can't let Xu Damao go back to the courtyard! ! !

Then Lao Xu's family lives across the street from his! ! If that guy goes back, their family won't be able to live well! ! ! !

After confirming again and again that the door of Ma Kee Bathhouse was open, Yi Zhonghai waved his hand and signaled that that would be the case.

So Xu Damao, Silly Zhu, and Yan Jiefang walked towards Gulou East Street shivering with their arms in their arms.

He Yuyu, Xu Fugui and his wife, and Aunt Yan followed behind holding the clothes they would need to change later.

The neighbors in the courtyard did not go home either, but followed suit.

Even though it’s the Chinese New Year, wouldn’t you be a bastard if you don’t watch a good show? ? ? ?

that's it,

Almost everyone in the courtyard participated, and everyone headed towards Ma Kee Bathhouse.

When he arrived, he was stopped by shopkeeper Ma holding his nose.

"No, what do you think?? You are covered in shit!! How dare you come to the bathhouse to take a bath????"

There are three classes of bathhouses in Sijiucheng. Ma Kee is the cheapest. It’s so cheap that it doesn’t even have a shower.

After everyone paid the money, they took off their clothes and soaked in the big pool. After running enough, they rubbed themselves. After rubbing, they went back to the big pool and rolled around. The bath was considered complete.

If Xu Damao, Silly Zhu, and Yan Jiefang were allowed to go in and take a dip, would he still want the water in the pond full of water? ? ? ?

Xu Fugui was rejected, so he hurriedly took out a pack of cigarettes and stuffed it into shopkeeper Ma's hand: "Old Ma, it's convenient. It's winter, look at the children who are as cold as grandchildren."

"If you don't take a shower, you will definitely get sick!!!"

"Isn't that right? Look at the three of them walking all the way. Their pants are frozen and hard."

"That's right, you have watched these children grow up during the Chinese New Year, so you can't just ignore them, right?"

Several elders from the courtyard also came forward to help make peace, and offered a lot of good words, but Shopkeeper Ma was determined to accept the weight and refused to agree.

"Lao Yi, Lao Liu, Lao Xu, please stop talking. I have to be responsible for the other guests in our Ma Kee Bathhouse!!!"

If someone knew that a shitty person had entered their pond, who would dare to come here in the future? ? ? ?

In this way, the situation reached a deadlock.

After Xu Damao came out of the cesspit, he walked against the northwest wind. Now he was freezing and started to sway again and even rolled his eyes.

Xu Fugui gritted his teeth and was about to think that he could just go home and take a shower.

Zhang Chenfei suddenly spoke: "Uncle Ma, if you don't let us go in to take a shower, we will spend the whole night here. Xu Damao is already in trouble, and Shazhu and Yan Jiecheng are about to do it.

They will faint here in a while. If word gets out tomorrow that you are so unresponsive, the reputation of your Ma Kee Bathhouse will also be damaged. "

Hearing this, Shopkeeper Ma immediately frowned.

Their family has been running a bathhouse in this area for decades. Zhang Chenfei is right. If nothing happens, Silly Zhu, Xu Damao and the others will faint from the cold here.

If I have a reputation of being unwilling to save myself from death, this bathhouse will not be able to open in the future either.

However, seeing the looks of Silhu and the other three, he really couldn't open his mouth to let them in to take a bath.

"Da Fei, it's not that Uncle Ma doesn't agree, it's true."

He hesitated not knowing how to speak.

Seeing the drama, Zhang Chenfei spoke again: "Why don't you tell me how to let them go in to take a bath, add money or something, please give me an explanation!!!"

Shopkeeper Ma hesitated for a long time: "Well, I have two ideas. One is that if you pay for a pool of water, I will treat the water as a waste.

Another thing is that they wash the dirt off their bodies in other places first, so as not to use my pool of water in vain, so there is no need to pay extra. "

Two methods, you can choose.

"Uncle Ma Renyi!!!" Zhang Chenfei cupped his fists at him, then walked over to discuss with Xu Fugui and Yan Bugui.

After everyone murmured, Yan Bugui was the first to say:

"It's not that I feel bad about paying for a pool of water, I just don't think it's necessary."

"Let me tell you, aren't there water pipes in the yard??? Let them use cold water to wash away all the feces and urine on their bodies in the yard, and then go in to take a bath. Doesn't this leave money to buy water?? ?”

Ah, this

Zhang Chenfei, Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong looked at each other.

It's midnight, more than ten degrees below zero! ! Shower with cool water. Cruel enough! ! !

Xu Fugui disagreed: "I don't think so. It's necessary to catch a cold. It's better to buy water."

Lao Ma asked for 30 yuan for a pool of hot water, so each of the three families paid 10 yuan so that the children could go in and wash themselves.

Yan Bugui pushed up his glasses: "I don't have ten yuan anyway!!!"

Xu Fugui looked at Shazhu.

Their elders were away, so he had to make his own decisions.

Now that they are right and wrong, Shazhu's opinion becomes the most critical.

Silly Zhu was as cold as an epileptic, and he was about to say that he was willing to pay ten yuan.

Jia Zhang, who was on the side, suddenly gave Qin Huairu an elbow, signaling her to stop her quickly.

That’s ten dollars! ! What a pity it is to just buy water like this? ? ? It’s better to keep it and lend it to their home! ! !

(End of this chapter)