After eavesdropping on my thoughts, the whole family went crazy
Chapter 61: Send a chamber pot to His Majesty
Eunuch Li finished reading the birthday gift given to His Majesty by the previous official.
He opened the gift box from the Su family.
After seeing clearly the birthday gift inside the gift box, Eunuch Li took the gift box further away without saying anything.
He has followed His Majesty for many years.
Whether it was good or bad, he had seen all kinds of birthday gifts.
I have never seen anyone give a chamber pot to His Majesty.
He could still smell the urine in the chamber pot.
I'm afraid the Su family got the wrong birthday gift.
"Su Chenghua, the birthday gift from Mr. Su is a bit...um...'special'."
【special? How special is that? 】
【I'm quite curious. 】
The old lady was a little far away from Eunuch Li and didn't notice anything strange about Eunuch Li.
She only knew that Chenghua's birthday gift to His Majesty was very expensive and a lot of thought had gone into it.
Eunuch Li did not open his mouth to sing.
I guess the birthday gift prepared by Chenghua was no worse than the one from the General's Mansion. Eunuch Li was shocked by the gift from the Su family.
The old lady felt a little proud.
"Eunuch Li, hurry up and sing the ceremony,"
She was still waiting for Eunuch Li to finish singing the ceremony and give her face so that she could slap the eighth-rank official in the face.
Eunuch Li gave up the idea of asking the old lady to get another birthday gift.
He looked at the old lady sympathetically.
The old lady didn't know why.
Eunuch Li sang the salute loudly.
"Su Chenghua, Mr. Su, I would like to present a chamber pot that was used by His Majesty."
emperor:"?"
Old lady: "?"
Everyone: "???"
【what? 】
[Chamber pot? 】
[Is it still used? 】
【Hahahahaha! 】
[Eunuch Li’s singing was too detailed. 】
[Zha Daddy’s family are really brave, they actually gave His Majesty a chamber pot. 】
[This is because I am afraid that the slap I received is not harsh enough, hahahaha. 】
"puff."
The sip of water that the eighth-grade official had just drank spurted out of his mouth.
He held his belly and laughed.
"Old madam, you asked me to open my eyes and watch carefully, and I did."
"The gift from your Su family really opened my eyes hahahaha."
People around him echoed.
"It also opened my eyes."
"It's simply the most ridiculous thing in the world."
"The Jiang family hasn't separated from Su Chenghua yet, and the Su family is like this, tsk tsk tsk."
"Without Jiang, the Su family would have been doomed long ago."
"Hurry up and separate, don't delay Jiang's family."
……
The old lady's face turned red with embarrassment.
The birthday gift Chenghua prepared could never be a chamber pot.
Someone must have dropped the birthday gift.
The old lady's voice was sharp.
"Su Chenggui!"
[Congratulations, you guessed it right. 】
Su Chenggui's head almost dropped to his chest.
"Mom, I, I, I, I wanted to tell you."
"But you didn't let me talk just now."
The old lady stared, her chest rising and falling with anger.
Is it her fault for co-authoring this?
She pointed at Su Chenggui with trembling fingers.
"Why did I give birth to a bastard like you?"
Dongfang Zheng sneered.
"Eunuch Li, return the chamber pot to the Su family."
"The slave understands."
Eunuch Li trotted to the old lady.
He couldn't wait to stuff the chamber pot into the old lady's arms.
"Old madam, please hold me tight."
The old lady was caught off guard and was almost knocked out by the smell of urine in the chamber pot.
She desperately wanted to throw the chamber pot aside.
But looking at His Majesty's cold eyes, she didn't dare at all.
He could only continue to hold the chamber pot in his arms.
I feel disgusted in my heart. The people around her all tacitly stayed away from the old lady.
Dongfang Zheng frowned.
"Su Chenghua will be fined one year's salary."
"From now on, all the chamber pots in the palace will be cleaned by the Su family for three months."
【When a person sits in prison, punishment comes from heaven. 】
[I hope Daddy Scumbag won’t be too sad. 】
【Who told him to have a 'good brother'? 】
The old lady staggered and almost fell.
It was time for her to take care of herself.
In the next three months, I had to come to the palace to clean the chamber pot.
It’s really a late holiday.
There are so many old ladies in the capital.
She's probably the one who makes people laugh the most.
How could she hold her head up in the future?
[Daddy, doesn’t he like Liu Xiaoqin? 】
[I hope Daddy Scumbag will let Liu Xiaoqin into the house soon. 】
[This way they can come together to clean the chamber pot in the palace. 】
【A family must be neat and tidy. 】
[Hey, a remonstrator has stood up. What does he want to do? 】
A gray-haired admonisher walked to the center of the hall.
He is the chief remonstrator and Duan Qianxi's grandfather.
Duan Qianxi was kidnapped on her wedding night and subjected to eighteen kinds of torture.
It was Jiang who found Duan Qianxi and saved Duan Qianxi.
The Duan family hasn't had time to repay them yet.
Duan Chuan bowed his hand to His Majesty.
"Your Majesty, Jiang and Su Chenghua have suffered a lot of injustice together."
"Since Su Chenghua is going to be fined for one year, why not give the fined salary to Jiang?"
Their family is poor.
The only thing he could do was to use his position to help the Jiang family get some benefits, or read more books by Su Chenghua.
【This suggestion is very good. 】
"Yes, I'm sure."
Su Yaoyao is very happy for her mother.
【That's great. 】
[Mother wants a small sum of money. 】
The old lady's forehead twitched.
Your Majesty wants to fine Chenghua's salary, so he will be fined.
But when I think about it, those salaries will eventually fall into Jiang's hands.
She just felt doubly hurt.
The Jiang family is about to break up with Chenghua.
Why should he take the salary that Chenghua was fined?
The old lady was extremely dissatisfied, but there was nothing she could do.
Holding the chamber pot in her arms, she felt that every moment was like a year.
In this way, she survived until the end of the birthday party.
The old lady was the first person to leave the hall.
She wanted to quickly throw away the chamber pot in her arms.
She was about to vomit.
Also, she wanted to get some air to clear her head.
Seunghwa and Jiang will be reunited tomorrow.
She had to think about what else she could do tonight to get some benefits from Jiang.
The next people to leave were the people from the Three Kingdoms.
They are going to look for clues about lucky stars.
Their first goal was to find Su Jingchen to find out the source of the treasure.
See if it is related to auspicious stars.
Jiang stood up and was about to leave.
The imperial concubine came over and stopped her.
"Qingwan, Your Majesty just told me that the old lady is not easy to compromise. The Su family will probably not be clean tonight. Why don't you stay in the palace."
"We will beat Su Chenghua in the palace tomorrow morning."
"You can go see it just in time after your breakfast."
"You can also write a letter of divorce and have Su Chenghua sign it."
[After signing the divorce letter, mother, you can go to the government to register. 】
[Then let’s go back to the house and take away all my mother’s things. 】
Jiang agreed happily, "Then I won't bother you."
"There is no need to be polite between you and me."
The imperial concubine took Jiang and Su Yaoyao to her palace.
When Jiang came out again, it was already early morning the next day.
Jiang carried Su Yaoyao to the place of Su Chenghua's execution.
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