Infinite Horror: The Strongest Zhongzhou Team

"Jingjing has already prepared the meal."

Li Xiao nodded:

"Just in time, there are about ten seconds left."

When Jiale heard this, he was stunned.

"Ten seconds? When is ten seconds?"

Seeing Jiale's puzzled look, Li Xiao suddenly remembered that in this era, there was no concept of seconds.

"It's just a few dozen. It doesn't matter because we've reached that point now."

"Notify your master and let's have dinner."

As they spoke, Li Xiao and Zhao Yingkong stood up.

Jiale turned his head and looked towards the yard, just in time to see several figures with different postures falling from the sky.

Jiale looked at it with envy.

Because before this, he thought the coolest way to travel was to ride on a jumping zombie.

Now compared like this, it’s not as good as the broom in Master Qi’s hand.

However, Jiale reacted quickly. When he saw Zheng Zha and his group coming back, he immediately shouted to the next door:

"Jingjing, the seniors are back!"

"Let's eat..."

After a cup of tea.

Golden steamed corn bread, iron pot stewed chicken, steamed fish, fried peanuts and vegetarian vegetables grown in the four yards.

"The meal is simple, please don't blame me, fellow Taoists."

Saito rolled up his robes and was the first to wave his hand and said to Ikkyu:
"Not shabby, not shabby." He grabbed a piece of chicken on the table and stuffed it into his mouth.

Ikkiu and Jingjing were both stunned.

Jingjing looked at Saito Yi with oil dripping from his mouth and couldn't help asking:
"Master Qi, aren't you a monk?"

Chen Zilong beside him said with a smile: "We never said from the beginning that he was a monk, and he himself never admitted it."

Hearing this, Taoist Simu looked over and said, "Master Qi, I don't like Fellow Daoist Qi's outfit..."

Saito took the wine that Zheng Zha brought out and took a sip.

Then he said, "Do you understand COS? It's just a hobby."

"It's like, you said at the beginning that our captain was a bat spirit, but now you can't tell at all, can you?"

Jiale and Jingjing both widened their eyes and looked at Zheng Zha, who looked strangely handsome.

The girl Jingjing blushed and Jiale quickly covered her eyes.

Li Xiao couldn't help but laugh when he saw this scene.

As time goes by, Zheng Zha's bloodline becomes more refined, and his appearance also improves.

It can be said that no matter what kind of horror film it is, female characters are preferred.

It can be said that the effect is similar to that of the previous three fox spirits.

Equivalent to natural favorability +10.

Does everyone have a love for beauty?

Master Ikkyu:
"Ahem, Jingjing, the Baibao soup I made should be ready in the kitchen, go check it out."

Hearing this, Jiale quickly said to Taoist Simu: "Master, I will go and help too."

After saying that, the two of them walked out holding hands and whispering.

The two masters, Simu and Ikkyu, saw their eyelids twitching and almost flipped the table on the spot.

Because they found that since they came back from fetching water in the evening, these two guys have been staying together and whispering to each other from time to time.

When Li Xiao saw this scene, he naturally looked at his nose with his eyes and his heart with his nose.

At this time, Taoist Simu put down his chopsticks and said seriously:
"The evil spirit is everywhere, and the place is in chaos. Are you going to exorcise the evil spirits this afternoon, fellow Taoists?"

Zheng Zha said: "I walked around and encountered a few of them by chance."

"Thanks to the Taoist priest for showing me the way."

Taoist Simu nodded and said, "Tomorrow evening, the gates of hell will open wide, so please be careful."

"Uh, I mean don't run around."

"After all, the nearby villages have been abandoned. Those uninhabited areas in the wild mountains and ridges are the most attractive to lazy ghost messengers."

Zheng Zha listened with confusion: "Lazy? Ghost messenger?"

"He just works but doesn't put in any effort. He was supposed to take the ownerless souls to the human world, but this lazy ghost messenger just likes to find a random village to deal with."

Everyone on the Zhongzhou team listened and nodded seriously.

It can only be said that no matter what era or system, as long as they are public officials, there will be people who just do the bystander work.

Even the ghost messenger is no exception.

As they were talking, Jingjing and Jiale came out carrying a pot of thick white soup.

When the treasure soup was placed on the table, those with good eyesight fell silent.

Just call him good guy.

Even Jingjing and Jiale pinched their noses in tacit understanding and moved their chopsticks back.

"Come on, everyone. I haven't met so many fellow Taoists in many years. Master Ikkyu only did it for me once when we first met."

"At that time, this old bald donkey was still trying to trick me. There are obviously not a hundred kinds."

"But I think it's enough for once."

Taoist Simu said this and excitedly scooped a bowl for himself first. He drank it in one gulp without even sitting down.

Seeing what was in the soup, Zheng Zha and the others started eating with their chopsticks, skeptical.

I got myself a small bowl.

The reason why everyone is so cautious is because of this soup.

It can be said to be the heart, liver, spleen, lungs, kidneys, chicken, duck, cow, and fish.

If that's all, Li Xiao and the others can accept it and drink it as broth.

But the key point is that it also contains soybeans, black beans, mung beans and red beans.

Rice, millet, glutinous rice, coix seed, red dates, longan, peanuts, wolfberry, pepper, aniseed, cinnamon, and bay leaves.

If these are still normal, then Saito Hajime and Chen Zilong will definitely be the first to drink.

But in addition to those mentioned above, there are also barks of different colors and unknown species, several leaves, several branches, and even some insect bodies with the heads and tails cut off. These are really discouraging.

Looking at the stiff crowd, Chu Xuan and Xiao Honglu drank one after another.

After entering, both of them's eyes lit up.

After Xiao Honglu nodded implicitly, Li Xiao and the others drank it.

Only then did I realize that this treasure soup tasted surprisingly good.

After having a good meal and a good drink, Zheng Zha gave out a bag of gold beans as payment for the meal, and Ikkyu and Simu were both very happy.

Li Xiao and his group calmly accepted the beds arranged by Jiale and Jingjing.

There are two people on the left and right sides of the room, one man and one woman.

Looking at the two apprentices busying around and the retro room, Zhu Wen, who had a burp, asked curiously:

"Can't we go to the Demon Refining Tower? Why do we have to rest here?"

"Besides, the Demon Refining Tower is absolutely safe, and I can get a good night's sleep."

Zheng Zha shrugged: "Don't look at me, I think so too."

"Besides, Lori and the others are still inside."

Chu Xuan said lightly:

"The world in the pot has many advantages, but it also has disadvantages."

Hearing this, Zheng Zha and Zhu Wen were stunned and asked, "Disadvantages?"

"Uh, does the Demon Refining Pot have any shortcomings?"

Chu Xuan pushed up his glasses and looked at the square bronze pot in Zheng Zha's hand:

"Of course, none of us can completely simplify it, and there is no means of communication between the two worlds."

"So, once all of us enter the world in the pot, no one inside will know anything that happens outside."

Zheng Zha was stunned when he heard this: "Okay, by the way, what are they doing?"

Zheng Zha pointed at Saito Yi, Cheng Xiao, and Chen Zilong who were lazing around by sticking their butts out through the crack of the door and asked.

And it's not just the three of them. Li Xiao and Xiao Honglu were also standing beside them, looking eager to try.

Zhan Lan, who saw this scene, said with a smile: "What else can we do? During this period of time, we can just watch a plot."

"But I am also curious. After all, both Buddhism and Taoism have ways to control people, and I don't know which one is better."

Zheng Zha just realized it after hearing Zhan Lan's reminder.

In the horror film plot, at this stage, Taoist Simu made a scarecrow that could control Master Ikkyu, in order to play a prank on him.

After Master Yixiu was relieved with the help of Jingjing, he used a bronze mirror to collect the soul and spirit of Taoist Simu into a doll.

Two of the masters were in very bad shape and were extremely embarrassing.

In the end, he relied on his two disciples to dispel the opponent's magic.

Zheng Zha's curiosity was indeed aroused when he thought of this.

But just as he was about to step forward, he was stopped by Zhan Lan with a smile.

The pretty girl whispered, "Close your eyes, I'll show you!"

After saying that, he pulled Zheng Zha and sat down.

Face to face, looking into Zhan Lan's big eyes, it took Zheng Zha several seconds to come back to his senses.

The two blushing people closed their eyes with different thoughts.

Zhao Yingkong and Zhu Wen, who had just finished their meal, looked at each other when they saw this.

He sighed at the same time.

Because Jingjing was the one who cooked, everyone was in Master Ikkyu's courtyard tonight.

After finishing his meal, Taoist Simu, with his hands behind his back, began to stroll around, touching this and looking there.

"Brother Dao, what are you looking for?"

"Where's your wooden fish mallet?"

"Brother Dao, are you looking for this?"

Master Ikkyu took it out from his pocket and looked at Simu.

Taoist Simu took advantage of the situation, snatched it away and broke it without any hesitation.

When Master Ikkyu saw this scene, he was not angry at all. Instead, he had a smiling look on his face.

Because the master actually took out a wooden fish hammer from his arms.

Taoist Simu glared with his big eyes and broke them again.

Dig out again, poke out again, dig out again, poke out again.

After a while, Taoist Simu looked at the pile of wooden fish hammers under his feet and finally confirmed a fact.

That is the old bald donkey in front of me who is deliberately making trouble for me!!!

Taoist Simu uses both hands to perform the exercise:

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, be patient and everything will be calm..."

"Jia Le, let's go home and sleep!"

"Amitabha, I have to do evening prayers!"

Watching Taoist Simu leave, Master Ikkyu sat in front of the Buddhist altar in the hall and took out a wooden fish mallet again.

It kept knocking, one after another.

It's quiet at night.

The sound of the wooden mallet hitting the wooden fish may be due to the timbre.

The sound is long and penetrating.

sunrise.

The rooster crows.

The sound of wooden fish also arose.

It is no different from saying that one rises up and dances upon hearing the cock-crow.

The master bedroom in the adjacent courtyard.

"Day after day, I get up early and stay up late when I drive the corpses, and when I get home, I listen to you knocking the wooden fish every day..."

“I can’t stand it anymore, I can’t stand it anymore!!!”

"I can't stand it!"

Taoist Simu, who had not slept all night, opened his two panda eyes and shouted as he sat up from the bed.

However, at this time, Taoist Simu looked strange, because there were various defensive things on his two ears.

"Coconut shells are useless!"

"Wanzi, it's useless!"

"Cotton, it's useless!"

"Even a wick can't stop a stinky monk like you!"

At this moment, the expression on Taoist Simu's face was so strong that people would believe that he looked like he had crawled out of the underworld.

This expression can be said to be a long-standing resentment.

Simu took out a small box from under the bed, picked it up and walked out the door.

"Ah? Master?"

"Where are you going when it's still dark?"

"Where should I go? I'm going to buy a house for my good disciple!"

Taoist Simu, listening to the chanting inside, said to himself:

"If you don't want to sell this house, don't blame me!"

"If it doesn't work, then I will join forces with my junior brother, hehehe!!!"

It was at this time that Master Ikkyu in the room suddenly shuddered.

On the other side, Taoist Simu was already standing outside the next door.

"Oh!"

Taoist Simu pushed the door open with force.

The Buddhist music that was ringing in my ears also stopped immediately.

"Monk, where are those fellow Taoists?"

Master Ikkyu didn't mind Taoist Simu's rude behavior at all.

"Brother Dao, good morning. Are Zheng Zha and the others here?"

"There was no sound after I went to bed last night."

"Don't they mind you disturbing their sleep?"

"Of course not. Fellow Daoist Qi even chanted with me for a while last night."

Four Eyes rolled his eyes and said, "Come here, monk. I want to discuss something with you!"

Master Ikkyu put down his wooden mallet, put on his Buddhist beads, and clasped his hands together:
"You come to greet me so early in the morning. What a sin!"

"Shut up, I have a price. How much is your house? I'll buy it, and you move to 100 meters away, not 300 meters away, so you don't bother me."

"No, I asked you to move three hundred meters away."

As Taoist Simu said this, he placed the box in his arms on the table and opened it.

In the small wooden box were small golden yellow croakers.

"Tell me how much it is, I'll take it."

Master Ikkyu looked over with a smile:

"Wow, so much gold?"

"Then you collected the golden beans from Zheng Zha and the others yesterday."

"It's none of your business. Just tell me how much it costs!"

Master Ikkyu looked him up and down. He looked at the dark circles under the Taoist Simu's glasses and laughed:

"Amitabha."

"Brother Dao, the fact that you and I can become neighbors must be due to fate."

"Maybe you and I were really close brothers in our previous life, and that's why we are neighbors in this life."

"As the ancient saying goes, those who have cultivated for a hundred years will cross the river together, and those who have cultivated for a thousand years will sleep together."

"Let me ask you, how can the fate between you and me that has lasted for hundreds of years be bought with money?"

When Taoist Simu heard the time unit of several hundred years, he took a deep breath and closed the gold:

"Come on, tell me how you can leave."

"Amitabha, I plan to chant sutras and recite the Buddha's name here until I pass away."

After saying this, Master Ikkyu clasped his hands together and sat back on the cushion.

Taoist Simu picked up the box again, gritted his teeth and nodded:
"Okay, you stinky monk, I'll just stare at you and wait for you to die!"

After saying this, Taoist Simu wanted to give up and wait for Junior Brother Qianhe to come over in a few days.

But when he turned around, he saw an unexpected existence.

"Ok?"

"Hey, monk. What is this?"

"Why is it so similar to you?" (End of this chapter)