Infinite Horror: The Strongest Zhongzhou Team

Master Ikkyu, who had already picked up the wooden fish mallet, looked over and said with a smile:

"Oh, this one, Jingjing made it based on my image."

“Isn’t it very vivid?”

Taoist Simu looked back and forth and a smile appeared on his face:
"Can you give it to me?"

"Okay, since we have been connected for hundreds of years, I'll give it to you if you like it."

Simu no longer looked angry, and came over with a smug look on his face:
"Then please sign for me."

Looking at the clay doll handed over by Taoist Simu, Master Ikkyu was helpless:
"Okay, I'll sign it for you."

"You've signed your name, so how about a handprint?"

“This also makes us look friendly.”

"Good good."

"Brother, please walk slowly!"

"Stay, stay, don't you have morning classes?"

"Amitabha, it seems that Brother Dao pays a lot of attention to me."

"Didn't you just say it? This is all fate."

"What the master said just now is right. How can fate be measured by money?"

Taoist Simu walked back to his house with a smile on his face.

His expression changed as he closed the door.

"Jia Le, start the ritual. Today, I am going to kill a lot of people!!!"

"Start the ritual? Master, it's not even dawn yet, are you going to start the ritual?"

"What method?"

"Hmph, find a way to make me sleep!"

...............

"Have you noticed anything?"

"Signatures and handprints seem to be a medium."

"The rest, I can't tell."

Saito rubbed his chin and said, "Performing a ritual is a complex religious ritual in Taoism."

"In layman's terms, the effect they describe is leveraging upward force."

Looking at the image projected by Moss.

Everyone in the Zhongzhou team stared without blinking.

Chen Zilong was curious: "Borrowing force?"

Zhan Lan explained at this time:

"I have observed that Taoist Simu does have special energy similar to spiritual power and internal strength."

"But it's not much. In fact, considering his strength, it's very little."

"I specifically asked about this before. In his words, it should be called mana."

"But it's not the same kind of magic as Imhotep's."

"This energy is not something that can be transformed into lethality like ours, but the energy in their bodies is likened to a key."

"The magic power is the key, and the altar and ritual are the door."

"Use the key to open the door, and then find the beings inside the door to borrow the abilities they want."

"That's why even though they're not that powerful, they can deal with ghosts, control zombies, kill monsters, and even cure diseases and save lives. They also need to perform rituals."

After hearing Zhan Lan's description, Zheng Zha and the others finally understood what was going on.

If their profession is warrior, then Xiao Honglu is a mage, and Taoist Simu is a summoner.

However, this summoner does not summon various creatures, but summons various powers to bless himself.

I can only say that he is a worthy writer, and what he said is very simple and easy to understand.

Everyone couldn’t understand the following operations, but they felt it was impressive.

Scarecrow, drawn talismans, lit incense, and praying to gods.

That was the moment when the talisman paper was pasted on the scarecrow and it spontaneously combusted. Everyone present clearly felt a dark movement penetrating the wall of the house and heading straight towards the direction of Master Ikkyu.

Moss was also sensible. The picture instantly split in half, revealing the scene of Master Ikkyu's room.

At this moment, Master Ikkyu was staring with his big round eyes in astonishment.

Because just now, he felt that his whole body was beginning to lose control.

After breaking the wooden fish hammer with his two hands, he directly picked up his precious big wooden fish.

Then he walked to the window with stiff legs and threw the wooden fish out.

After seeing this scene, Ikkyu stared at the Buddhist beads hanging in his right hand, wanting to hold them.

But the next moment, he turned around and bent down.

He overturned the Buddhist altar with one hand.

Maybe it was because the noise was too loud, Jingjing came out of the room and ran over quickly.

"Master, Master, what's wrong with you?"

After saying this, he saw the situation in the room and said in astonishment:

"You're not going to live like this anymore?"

Ikkiu seemed to "hear" Jingjing coming over, turned around and clapped his hands.

Two big hands grabbed Jingjing's face.

"Liger, what are you doing?"

Ikkiu felt it for a moment, fortunately he could still control his mouth freely, and said quickly:

"It must be the stinky Taoist priest next door. Jingjing, hurry up and take the silver needles from my bedroom and prick my acupuncture points!"

Jingjing jumped out as soon as she heard this.

As Jingjing entered the room, Master Ikkyu found himself groping to open the cabinet, and after a while, he actually pulled out a pair of large pliers from inside.

Seeing this scene, Ikkiu still didn't understand what it meant.

But then he saw himself using his two hands to pry open the big pliers and put them into his mouth.

Even with Master Ikkyu's mentality, he couldn't help but feel a little overwhelmed at this time.

"Jingjing, hurry up, or your master's teeth will be gone!"

With that, the big pliers began to look for its target.

Grab a back molar and pull hard.

Master Ikkyu suddenly screamed.

“Oh, ah!”

"Luckily it was a cavity."

"No, you can't pull it out again!"

Jingjing came out and saw this scene. She took out the longest silver needle in her bag and stabbed her master in a fleshy spot.

"Ah oh!"

"Wrong, wrong!"

"Not this!"

Hearing this, Jingjing was so scared that she pulled it out immediately, which made Master Ikkiu say "oh" again.

Although the acupuncture points were not pierced correctly, Ikkiu was able to put down the pliers.

Just when Jingjing didn't know what to do.

Jiale suddenly rushed in with two firewood sticks and handed one to Jingjing.

"Hurry, Jingjing, there's no time to talk anymore, just fight!"

After saying that, Jiale raised a stick and gritted his teeth.

A club struck Master Ikkyu in front of his incredulous gaze.

"I'm sorry, Master Ikkyu, I did this for you."

Seeing the master showing some reaction after being hit by the stick, Jingjing, who was standing next to him, felt reluctant but gritted her teeth and started to swing along.

The two of them took turns hitting each other. They were guilty at the beginning, but perhaps because of their experience, they finally developed a rhythm of hitting each other, which could be said to be ups and downs.

After a dozen mixed doubles, the control over the body was finally broken.

"Master, don't say that I helped you, or I'll be the next one."

After Jiale finished speaking, he jumped out of the window holding the firewood stick.

The subsequent plot is logical.

Master Ikkyu became more and more angry as he looked at his fallen tooth.

The man who “holds a grudge” took out a Buddhist magic weapon that could take away a person’s soul.

While Taoist Simu has successfully cast a spell at close range, he will use the same method to retaliate against him.

Half a day later.

With the "help" of the Zhongzhou team, the two masters with bruised faces sat down face to face in peace and friendship.

In Zhan Lan's hand, there was a shining bronze mirror. The bronze mirror was the size of a palm, and around it were Maitreya Buddha statues the size of a fingernail.

After Zhan Lan felt around it and found nothing different, he handed it to Chu Xuan.

Then Chu Xuan returned it to Master Ikkyu.

In Zhan Lan's words, this magic weapon is pretty good, but useless.

Because, everything that this bronze mirror can do, Xiao Honglu can also do.

Even the Soul-Captivating Eye is more convenient and simpler.

So after Chu Xuan finished recording the mysterious runes on it, he returned it to Master Ikkyu.

"So, Masters, is there anything else you want to add?"

Taoist Simu shook his head:

"No, that's all I know about the underworld and the gates of hell."

"But I think you can torture this stinky monk severely."

"Buddhism has always been at odds with the underworld, so it must know a lot."

The corner of Master Yixiu's mouth twitched:

"Amitabha, I remember Brother Dao just said yesterday that your brother was appointed as the agent of the human branch of the Bank of Heaven and Earth by the underworld?"

"Damn it, old bald donkey, you said you were an agent, what does an agent know? Are you looking for trouble?"

"Yeah, if you dare, kill me?"

"Come on, come on, I'll just sit there and do nothing. Come on if you dare!"

"Wulian Tianzun, your father, just wait, sooner or later I will kill you!"

But facing these words, Master Ikkyu, who was tied up and unable to move, said directly:
"Drink, bah!"

Taoist Simu wiped the sticky yellow saliva from his forehead and trembled all over.

After taking a deep breath, point both nostrils forward, make two humming and breathing sounds, followed by a burst of force.

A stream of translucent viscous liquid rushed towards Master Ikkyu.

There was a snap.

It fell on Ikkyu's bald head.

Three minutes later.

Xiao Honglu threw the water in his hand away with a dark face.

The two clean and fragrant chefs sat down face to face again.

"Amitabha."

"Infinite Heavenly Lord!"

"Goodness is goodness."

"Sin, sin, sin."

Zheng Zha then smiled and said, "Our Zhongzhou team has always liked to coexist peacefully."

Taoist Simu, who had calmed down, asked at this time:
"Everyone, aren't you from the imperial court?"

"As far as I know, the imperial court also has connections with the underworld. Apart from other things, there are also some ghost officials."

Li Xiao and Zheng Zha looked at each other, and the former said with a smile:

"We never said that we were from the imperial court."

"And my two Taoist friends, do you think the imperial court can produce such a thing?"

As he spoke, Moss next to him broke free from Jingjing's arms, jumped down nimbly, and looked at Simu and Ikkiu.

Jingjing came over at this time:
"Master, are you guys done talking? I just discovered that Moss can still speak."

"It's like being one person. It's amazing."

I saw Taoist Simu and Master Ikkyu looking interested.

Li Xiao directly took out two mechanical dogs and gave them to them. After all, he could also monitor these two openly.

Master Ikkyu immediately handed the bronze mirror in his hand to Chu Xuan, saying it was a gift in return.

After all, this person was very enthusiastic just now.

After dinner, the lively and colorful day came to an end.

However, if the Zhongzhou team really understood these two old naughty boys, they would know that this matter would not end so easily.

After Simu and Ikkyu returned to their respective rooms, they fiddled with and studied the mechanical dog.

He looked as if he had completely forgotten what happened during the day.

Until three hours later.

It can be said at this moment.

moon…

black…

风…

high…

Killing night!

Taoist Simu sat where he was, glancing at the mechanical dog in the corner without leaving a trace.

With a flick of his finger, four crumpled talismans flew to the four corners of the room.

"Hurry up and follow the order, hide!"

After drinking in a low voice, Simu stood up and moved around. Seeing that the mechanical dog did not react, he showed a "sinister" expression.

I saw him opening a drawer from under the desk and laughing at what was in the drawer.

I saw that there was a series of scarecrows in the drawer. There were at least seven or eight of them if not ten.

Then Taoist Simu carefully took out a piece of unidentified object from his arms.

Apply evenly on these scarecrows.

"Old bald donkey, this time, I'm going to give you a quick death. Since you are ruthless, don't blame me for being disloyal, hehehe..."

As he laughed, he felt that he was a little too scary, so Taoist Simu quickly said:
"Ami, bah, Infinite Heavenly Venerable."

at the same time.

Otherwise, how can we say that they have been “good brothers”, “good friends” and “good neighbors” for many years.

Just when Taoist Simu started to perform the ritual.

Master Ikkyu, who was chanting Buddhist scriptures and reciting Buddhist scriptures with a compassionate look on his face, also opened one eye and looked at the mechanical dog at the door.

Then he kept knocking with his right hand, and grabbed four Buddhist beads with his left hand and pulled them down, and they also bounced around him.

When the Buddha's light flashes away.

Master Ikkyu stood up, and the unmanned wooden hammer actually started to strike itself.

The mechanical dog, whose full name was "seeing" this scene, also did not react at all.

This also has to be said about some people, they are simply not good at being serious.

But if you take the crooked path, then walking on it is so smooth that it cannot be said to be like walking on flat ground, but it can only be said to be like walking with the wind under your feet.

For example, there are Taoist Simu and Master Ikkyu.

It took less than three hours to figure out the shortcomings of the mechanical dog.

Master Ikkyu stood up and chanted a Buddhist name first, then took out a row of mirrors from a cabinet under his feet.

That’s right, it’s the bronze mirror that Yiluan gave to Chu Xuan.

Because there are seven or eight identical ones in this cabinet.

"Immeasurable, bah! Amitabha."

"Monks are compassionate, but luckily I have returned to secular life, so rest in peace, brother."

"In ancient times, Ksitigarbha sacrificed his life for the sake of righteousness. Today, I, Yixiu, sacrifice my life for the sake of righteousness."

"Tonight I will rid the world of this sin of Taoism and restore a bright and clear world."

"Amitabha!"

As he spoke, Master Ikkyu solemnly took out an unknown secretion from his monk's robe.

Then he evenly smeared it on the seven bronze mirrors in front of him.

Along with the sound of the wooden fish being struck automatically on one side, a divine light began to shine on Master Ikkyu's face.

Then a sound of gnashing teeth was heard from the divine light.
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It gets dark.

Tonight is the night when the gates of hell open wide.

Everyone knows that the team escorting the zombies in the plot may really have to wait until next month as Taoist Simu said.

However, no one on the Zhongzhou team had any regrets.

After all, according to Chu Xuan, the second half of the month is a good time for them to earn reward points.

As for tonight...

into the night.

A bunch of exquisite black triangular flags flew up into the sky, and finally fell towards the four corners of Simu and Ikkiu's two houses. (End of this chapter)