Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five

Chapter 832 Nezha: My boss is taking leave today.

In the past, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva and the Five Directions Hidden the Truth and refused to retaliate. He didn’t know that the Buddhist scripture collection team had turned into this ghostly appearance.

And what is this advanced Buddhism all about?

That’s outrageous!

Tathagata Buddha scratched his head and was completely covered in place.

Tang Sanzang drank wine and ate meat, built muscles all over his body, and dictated advanced Buddhist teachings;
  The other three disciples are all recognized by the God of Hell, and they are all supporters of advanced Buddhism.

Tathagata Buddha had never heard of these news before, but now he saw it with his own eyes, and it was understandable that it had such a huge impact.

Next to him, Ma Sui heard the discussion of the Westward Journey Bible-seeking team, especially the advanced Buddhist teachings. Ma Sui's eyes lit up and his brows were raised high.

"There is such a Buddha Dharma in the world? Who on earth thought that such merit and virtue can be compared to that of a saint!"

"Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality... In those days, Jiejiao only sought one of these, and it became extremely grand. If one could obtain the twelve secrets, wouldn't he be invincible in the world?!"

The first time he heard about this advanced Buddhism, Ma Sui had completely bowed to it.

His world view was greatly impacted. This was a path that no one had ever imagined since the dawn of time.
  Even the Western teachings, which are good at controlling others, seem so pale and powerless in front of these twenty-four words, and they are instantly defeated!
  To say that this is advanced thought is not an exaggeration at all.

Ma Sui suddenly sighed, no wonder Tang Sanzang, who had studied Buddhism hard since childhood, was obsessed with this advanced Buddhism.

Ma Sui felt some admiration in his heart. Who is the person who can put forward such advanced ideas?

If I could meet him, learn new ideas under his tutelage, my life would be completely new in the future!

Ma Sui didn't expect that by accident today, he would find the answer that he had not found in solitary life for many years. He had been looking for a way to break through the shackles in his heart.
  For a moment, Ma Sui was filled with yearning for the man who proposed advanced Buddhism, and even forgot the purpose of his visit.

Tathagata Buddha was not happy. His face was as black as ink and he was gnashing his teeth.
  "Who on earth is using such evil and rebellious thoughts to poison the Dharma I teach? If you are a human being and don't respect the Buddha, then you are still a human being!"

"That's an evil ghost, and it's going to fall into Avici Hell!"

"This damn Chu Hao can't come over even though he has three poles in the sun! If he doesn't come over, all the members of the Westward Journey team will be poisoned by this sinful thought!"

"Wait... isn't this all what he taught?"

Tathagata Buddha's mind became more and more confused, and fine sweat oozed from his forehead.

But now the thinking of the Westward Journey team is no longer a big problem. Now the Westward Journey team has completely stagnated because Chu Hao has not arrived.

This made Tathagata Buddha almost crazy!

Now it is a foregone conclusion that the thoughts of the Buddhist scripture-seeking team have been poisoned by evil Buddhism. Although it is very outrageous, it does not pose a big threat after all.

At most, it only affects the knowledge of mortals along the way. Tathagata Buddha can send people to get rid of these things at any time. If you can't get rid of the thoughts, then get rid of the people.

Anyway, the mission of the Westward Journey team is to go through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships to obtain the true scripture and bring it back to the Tang Dynasty.

The most important thing now is that because Chu Hao was not present,
  Not only did Amitabha waste his only favor, Ma Sui, who had finally been invited to attack Chu Hao, had no chance to take action.

Now the Westward Journey team doesn't want to move forward at all, they just act like they won't leave until the God of Hell comes, which makes Tathagata Buddha crazy!
  Tathagata Buddha gritted his teeth and said to the horse:
  "Golden Hoop Immortal, you wait here, I will go and capture the prison god now!"

"How dare you let me go? No matter what happens today, I will make him pay the price!"

Ma Sui's eyes were cold and he just waved his hand impatiently.

"I still say what I said, I will only take action today and will not wait until the time is over."

"After today, I have nothing to do with you anymore, and I have severed all ties with Amitabha!"

Tathagata Buddha was so angry that he quickly flew to heaven.

Before leaving, Tathagata Buddha also saw that the Buddhist team seemed to have gone up the mountain to suppress bandits to cheer up... Tathagata Buddha's face turned green. As a monk, how could he suppress bandits and violate the precepts?
  Tathagata Buddha did not dare to stay any longer for fear that he would be angry because of his heart disease.

……

heaven.

Tathagata Buddha came to the law enforcement hall in anger and menacingly.

Tathagata Buddha was about to kick open the door of the law enforcement hall, but thinking about the severe beatings he had received before,

It feels good to kick down the door and pay for the crematorium.

Tathagata Buddha still endured it,
  Knock on the door obediently.

duangDuangDuang!

Nezha opened the door calmly. When he saw Tathagata Buddha, he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.
  close.

"It's so early in the morning, bad luck." Nezha muttered.

Tathagata Buddha was rejected and his face turned red with anger!

"The Law Enforcement Hall is so rude, please open the door quickly and discuss urgent matters, forgetting that you cannot afford it!"

"Nezha, don't be too arrogant! Open the door quickly!"

Tathagata Buddha was furious. He didn't expect the people in the law enforcement hall to be so stubborn. Even Nezha dared to ignore him!

Nezha was not panicked at all, not to mention that his boss was now Emperor Gou Chen.
  In addition, this is in heaven, and it is the law enforcement hall of heaven's supreme law enforcement agency. Tathagata Buddha cannot be arrogant.

Nezha ignored him and turned around to go back.

Tathagata Buddha gritted his teeth and finally couldn't bear it anymore, so he broke in through the door.

But at this moment, a faint voice came,

"Why is Tathagata Buddha so rude when he comes to visit me every day?"

Tathagata Buddha suddenly turned around, only to see the Jade Emperor standing behind him, looking at him coldly.

The Jade Emperor had long sensed the aura of Tathagata Buddha, and was afraid that Tathagata Buddha would cause trouble, so he came to the law enforcement hall to deal with Tathagata Buddha first.

Chu Hao is now the Fourth Emperor, and the Jade Emperor also has a good excuse to support Chu Hao, so he is sitting in the lobby of the law enforcement hall without any deliberate intention.

Tathagata Buddha gritted his teeth and stared at the Jade Emperor with bulging veins.

"Prison God Chu Hao didn't go to work today. This is different from what we agreed. Could it be that Heaven wants to violate the things established by the saints! The journey to the west is now at a standstill, can you afford it?!"

Tathagata Buddha is so nervous, not because of stagnation.

It's because he finally used his only favor to invite Ma Sui, but the prison god Chu Hao didn't show any respect at all and happened to be absent today!
  Tathagata Buddha was so angry that he gritted his teeth. He hurriedly asked Chu Hao to return to the team, just to let Chu Hao get beaten!

The Jade Emperor didn't know and hadn't answered yet.

But at this moment, Nezha poked his head out from the door of the law enforcement hall,

"My boss is on leave today."

Tathagata Buddha's face froze instantly and his eyes widened.

"Ask for leave?!!!"

(End of this chapter)