The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 753 Start planning

"Yes, the glasses I want are the ones with clouds on women's chests and light between men's legs, and all unhealthy images are automatically mosaiced.

This pair of glasses can not only make the world healthier, but also eliminate all unhealthy voices. All uncivilized words are blocked and directly muted. "

Xiang Yu explained his needs to Xiao Hei.

To put it simply, all uncivilized behaviors are blocked by the eyes, and things like blood have to be mosaiced.

Xiao Hei was stunned for a moment. These glasses were so domineering.

Xiang Yu sent the list of uncivilized words made by Mei Jia to Xiao Hei and asked Xiao Hei to mute the words according to the list.

"How's it going? Can you handle it?"

Xiao Hei thought for a moment and said, "It's not difficult. Just modify the program. Come and get it tomorrow."

"Make two pairs first. I'll ask him to purify the glasses."

The next day, at the bar downstairs.

"Are you here too?"

Xiang Yu arrived at the bar in a white dress, and then he realized that everyone was at the bar~
Except for Ziqiao who was being watched by Meijia, almost everyone else was present.

Seeing that everyone was there, Xiang Yu was surprised, but then he felt relieved: "Why didn't you change your clothes? Aren't you afraid that Nuolan will come down to settle the score with you?"

"Don't mention the word settlement."

Zhang Wei waved his hands and responded weakly, "I don't think I can stay in the bar for long. I plan to go back soon, change into ragged clothes, and go upstairs to paint the walls. This way, Nuolan and Meijia won't let me go upstairs in a suit, right?"

"That's a good idea."

Xiang Yu nodded, his eyes sparkled, then dimmed again: "Forget it, I think it's better for me to keep an eye on Nuolan. If she does something weird again, it will be even more troublesome in the future."

Dali said somewhat weakly: "Now Sister Nuolan and Sister Meijia have gone crazy, even crazier than Zhao Haitang and Curry Sauce. I don't know what they will do next!"

"If this continues, we probably won't even be able to say the word 'go to the toilet'."

Zhao Haitang sighed: "This word reminds me of some uncivilized words, and I guess even our meals will be restricted in the future."

"Ah~ You even have to ask for instructions on how to eat? Then I don't want to live anymore."

As a foodie, don’t you eat curry sauce in big mouthfuls every time you eat?
Xiang Yu snorted, "The most important thing is not to restrict the way you eat, but maybe to restrict the amount you eat, because if you eat too much, you will become round and ugly."

"Isn't it?"

Xiang Yu said bitterly: "I hope not."

"At least it's not without benefits."

Hu Qiang shook his head and said, "At least we have a high rate of returning visitors today."

“You call this a benefit?”

Xiang Yu propped his chin up with his hand: "This is called a bad thing, right? Have you ever seen a married man who thinks about his luck with women all day? Isn't this just asking for trouble?"

"You guys keep arguing~ I'm going back to paint the walls."

Zhang Wei covered his forehead helplessly.

First he was troubled by Nuolan and Meijia, and now he has to worry about painting the walls. Zhang Wei feels like he is going to die and can only escape from real life.

"Da Li, let's go for a walk outside. We may not be able to go back to the apartment today."

"Well, let's go~"

Dali had no objection. The current apartment was indeed not suitable for returning. It was not that they wanted to hide... Bah, they actually wanted to hide...

Curry Sauce asked worriedly, "But what should we do? The next question is history. Do we have to go to the museum?"

"Museum? That's a good idea."

Zhao Haitang nodded: "That's great, I can go and see the original works of the ancients, and give you a question by the way." "Hey? Hey? Why did they all run away? What should I do? I can't go anywhere~"

For a moment, just a few minutes after Xiang Yu arrived, everyone ran away.

Others can run away, but he and Ziqiao can't. As two grown men, of course they have to think about how to clean up the mess caused by these two women.

The power of the purification glasses alone may not be enough. We may need to strengthen their power or think of other ways.

After making up his mind, Xiang Yu tidied his clothes and returned to the apartment. Anyway, he had already changed his clothes now, so as long as he was careful when speaking, no one would find fault with him.

I went to room 3702 and knocked on Ziqiao's door. I didn't know what Ziqiao was doing inside and it took him a long time to open the door.

At this time, Meijia and Nuolan were both in Xiang Yu's room watching prenatal education animations.

Ziqiao opened the door and said, "Xiang Yu, what are you doing? I'm live streaming!"

"live streaming?"

Xiang Yu was stunned: "Oh, I see, I came to discuss the matter of Meijia and Nuolan with you."

"Wait until I finish the live broadcast."

Ziqiao had no choice, this problem really needed to be solved.

"Okay, then you can finish your live broadcast and find me at Zhang Wei's house upstairs."

"The rooftop?"

"Besides that place, do you think there is anywhere else we can discuss things?"

"..."

Okay~ Ziqiao understood. Meijia and Nuolan would come to any corner of the apartment, but not to Zhang Wei's house on the roof, because they felt that there was a lot of formaldehyde and toxic gas there due to the decoration, and the air was bad, so they would not let Meijia and Nuolan go up.

Besides, there is nothing good to go up there, nothing at all. For them, it is indeed a good place to discuss things.

"Okay~ I'll come find you then, it'll only take about an hour~"

"Um..."

Xiang Yu put his hands in his trouser pockets, then slowly walked into the elevator and came to the top floor. At this time, the door was open, and Xiang Yu was a little envious.

I am not envious of Zhang Wei for having such a big house, but I am envious of the fact that Zhang Wei's house is being renovated.

Xiang Yu walked in and saw Zhang Wei wearing a hat made of newspaper, stirring paint. He saw Xiang Yu coming up and said, "Xiang Yu, you're here just in time. Help me paint the wall."

"Look at me, can I paint the wall?" Xiang Yu pointed at his clothes.

"If you don't come up to help me paint the wall, then what are you doing here?"

"I'm waiting here for Ziqiao to discuss something." Xiang Yu curled his lips: "Just brush it yourself~ I'll just watch you brush it, come on, I'll give you a spiritual buff aura..."

"Come on~"

Zhang Wei rolled his eyes. Who the hell asked you to give him a mental buff?
Xiang Yu yawned, looked at her corridor, and shook his head: "Hey, it's been several months, and your house is still standing still. Hey, Zhang Wei, your efficiency is really too poor."

"Stop talking nonsense. If I had money, I wouldn't have gone through so much trouble. It took me a lot of effort just to find a cheap renovation team."

After waiting for nearly two hours, Ziqiao finally came up from downstairs and saw Xiang Yu eating melon seeds and Zhang Wei working hard at painting the wall.

"Xiang Yu, you are the supervisor here."

Xiang Yu rolled his eyes. "Okay, stop joking. Come up with a solution. We can't let Nuolan and Meijia go on like this. If we just use civilized language, it's fine. At worst, I won't talk. Even the clothes I wear and my every move will be restricted. This is a bit too difficult."

"Isn't this what your Nuolan proposed?"

"Hey."

Xiang Yu sighed and raised his hand to stop Zi Qiao from continuing: "This is what Meijia and Nuolan discussed. Neither of us can escape. Don't think of always letting me take the blame. We have to find a way to distract them from other things."

(End of this chapter)