The love apartment begins with entering the police station
Chapter 752 Purification Glasses
Chapter 752 Purification Glasses
"Isn't it?"
Zhang Wei pointed at the things on it and said, "What the hell is this saying you can't wear slippers?"
"Do you think slippers are gentlemanly?"
Xiang Yu rubbed his temple and said helplessly: "It's good that I didn't ask you to wear stockings."
Zhang Wei shuddered when he thought about how he would look in stockings.
Thinking about it now makes my eyes hurt: "No, Xiang Yu, are you just going to watch Nuolan torture us? Then I can't wear slippers when I take a shower? How can I take a shower?"
Xiang Yu waved his hands helplessly: "Nuo Lan means that when you are alone, it's okay even if you pick your toes, but in front of everyone, especially in front of the baby, you must remain a gentleman, understand?"
"No, forget about Meijia, but why is Nuolan joining in the fun? You accompany her every day, can't she find something to do? Xiang Yu, you can't do it~"
Zhang Wei almost cried while saying this. Normally, he was not that elegant. He dared to come out and meet guests in just pajamas, let alone be a gentleman.
"I can't help it. This is my current family status."
Xiang Yu said, stretching out his little finger, then his thumb and said: "The baby in Nuolan's belly is this, Nuolan's status is a little higher than this."
Yifei shook her head. None of the men are reliable.
Zi Qiao said depressedly: "What should I do now?"
Xiang Yu rolled his eyes: "Hey~ Looks like we need to think of a way."
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Before Xiang Yu could come up with any idea, Meijia and Nuolan came over from next door. Well, he didn't need to think of anything now.
Obviously the two have reached a consensus.
"Everyone's here? That's great."
Meijia ran in happily, followed by Nuolan: "Did you receive what Nuolan sent just now? Don't deny it, I saw Xiangyu sent it to the group."
Zhang Wei looked unhappy, and said with a sad face: "Meijia, Nuolan, can I make a suggestion?"
"Zhang Wei, what's with that expression on your face?"
Meijia said dissatisfiedly: "Didn't I tell you? Try to keep smiling. Also, is that the expression you make when you ask someone to do something for you? Don't teach the baby bad habits."
Xiang Yu covered his face, not wanting them to see his expression, otherwise he might get criticized.
Zhang Wei twitched his lips, and finally managed a smile: "Excuse me, Meijia, how about allowing me to make a suggestion?"
"Please say."
Zhang Wei breathed a sigh of relief and then said, "Meijia, is this list too broad? Besides, we are at home, harmony is the most important thing, right? Isn't that a bit too picky?"
We should really treat others like this."
"How can you say 'wait'? It's an unlucky word in English. I've already written it in the second edition."
Before Zhang Wei could finish speaking, Meijia picked out another mistake.
Zhao Haitang was annoyed when he heard Meijia's explanation, but he couldn't help but smile: "I have to say, your approach is a bit..."
"The second edition also wrote about performing rituals. Feudal superstition is not encouraged~"
Curry Sauce had a bitter face and decided not to go against Meijia's wishes.
"Sister Meijia, I support you. We should really change our attitude~"
"The perverted first edition was written."
"I mean, the altered state."
Curry Sauce was stunned for a few seconds: "Just pretend I didn't say anything."
Zhang Wei complained bitterly: "But we were just told that there is a second edition~"
"I clearly said you can't say 'defendant'."
After Meijia corrected everyone, she saw that no one dared to speak, and said as if she understood everyone: "Hey, I know that everyone may still be a little uncomfortable. In fact, the rules are very simple. Let me explain them to you."
"Forget it, forget it, you should just take good care of your baby."
Yifei and the others hurriedly pushed Ziqiao. Ziqiao didn't want Meijia to stay like this, so he quickly said, "Hey, Meijia, I'll teach you. You go back to your room and watch the prenatal education animation."
"Wait a moment, wait a moment."
Meijia stopped Ziqiao from pushing her away: "I am not here just to teach you the second edition, there is one more thing, Nuolan, you go and tell them." Nuolan waited for Meijia to finish before stepping forward: "Meijia and I have discussed this, in order for the baby to become a civilized person and for the baby to win at the starting line, there is also the matter of cultivating his own qualities.
Xiang Yu has already sent the document to the group. I actually want to remind everyone that when you meet, it is best to dress more gentlemanly. After all, the motto of our apartment is that even if tomorrow is the end of the world, we will dress appropriately, right? "
Several people looked at Xiang Yu. Why don't you take care of your wife?
Xiang Yu covered his face and said distressedly: "Nuo Lan, but we are all acquaintances, there is no need to dress so formally, right?"
"How can that be possible? A child's every move needs to be cultivated from an early age. You are also a beneficiary. You should understand this principle, right?"
Nuolan spread her hands and used Xiang Yu as an example.
However, it must be said that Xiang Yu is indeed a model of success.
"Can this be the same?"
Xiang Yu twitched his lips. His baby hasn't even been born yet! Even if he could learn, how much could he learn?
Seeing Xiang Yu didn't say anything, Nuolan thought he had compromised: "So, I hope everyone will go back and change their clothes now, try to dress more beautifully, and at the same time it will also be a good improvement for the baby's aesthetic taste."
"Change now?"
Mika urged, "Yes, action speaks louder than words, GOGOGO."
Several people covered their foreheads and had to walk into the room. Even Xiang Yu was pulled into the room by Nuolan, and Meijia also took Ziqiao into the room.
Meijia walked halfway and suddenly turned back and said, "By the way, Zhao Haitang, have you thought about the punishment measures?"
"Well, I'm still thinking about it."
How could Zhao Haitang possibly think of punishment measures? After all, the first person to be punished would be himself.
"Please pay more attention."
"Nuo Lan, are you too much of that?"
"what?"
As soon as Nuolan saw Xiang Yu, she understood what he meant: "I know you don't like to be so serious, but for the sake of the baby, this difficulty must be overcome. You don't want the baby to have poor aesthetic taste in the future, right?"
"No."
Xiang Yu struggled and said, "I don't have many clothes that meet the requirements~"
"It's okay, I bought it for you."
It turned out that he had been prepared. Xiang Yu returned to the room weakly. It felt like facing a strong wind.
Like a puppet, Nuolan changed Xiang Yu's clothes. Nuolan patted Xiang Yu on the shoulder and said, "Okay, you look more energetic now."
Xiang Yu complained: "I feel more energetic without wearing this."
"What did you say?"
"Nothing, nothing."
Xiang Yu coughed. Although he did look much more energetic, that was obviously not the problem now. He felt uncomfortable all over, not because his clothes didn't fit him, but because of the awkward atmosphere.
"I have a question, why are you and Mika on the same front?"
Nuolan said calmly: "It's normal. For the sake of the child, this little sacrifice is nothing."
Seeing that Xiang Yu wanted to talk, Nuolan said, "You don't want your child to swear in the future, do you? You don't want our future child to become a yellow-haired boy or a spirited boy or a ghost-fire boy, do you?"
Xiang Yu immediately lost his energy and spirit. For the next generation, it really didn't matter.
"Our children won't."
Xiang Yu muttered softly.
Nuolan said calmly: "It's better to be safe than sorry."
"Well, you can also watch the prenatal education animation at home~ I'm going to go out for a while and go to the bar~"
"come back earlier."
Xiang Yu waved his hand and ran out as if escaping. There was no one in the living room of 3601 yet. They were probably either staying in the room and didn't want to come out, or were forced to change clothes.
"It doesn't make sense. Just let us enjoy this hellish life."
Xiang Yu suddenly remembered Xiao Hei's average-value glasses and improved them to make purifying glasses.
(End of this chapter)
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