The love apartment begins with entering the police station
Chapter 751 Civilized Behavior
Chapter 751 Civilized Behavior
buzzing...
Zhang Wei took out his cell phone, looking like he had a headache.
"Contractor? How dare this guy make a phone call? I'll kill him!"
"Watch your words."
Meijia immediately reminded Zhang Wei.
"Hello. Oh, I'm Zhang Lu, the lawyer."
Seeing Zhang Wei making the call calmly, Meijia nodded with satisfaction.
"Regarding the salary increase, I have made it very clear that this is not possible."
"Ah? That's how I usually talk. It's no use calling you again."
At this moment, Zhang Wei yelled: "I'm not sick!!! No matter how much nonsense you talk, it's useless! There's no way you can get a raise!!! At worst, I can paint the wall myself!!"
Zhang Wei's nose was crooked with anger.
Meijia couldn't help but say: "Zhang Wei, please be gentler!"
A few minutes later, Zhang Wei ran away. He had no choice but to vent his anger.
……
Several representative scientists carefully selected by Dali were all rejected by Meijia.
Dali had no choice but to go back to his room and choose again.
All of a sudden, only Xiang Yu, Mei Jia and Yi Fei were left.
For the following time, Xiang Yu kept hiding from Meijia until Nuolan woke up.
Xiang Yu was really afraid of Mei Jia. There was nothing wrong with the polite language, and Xiang Yu didn't think it was a big deal when he first agreed, but now it seems that it is really unusual.
Nuolan and Meijia were happily chatting about the use of impolite words, but everyone realized that this was pure bullshit.
Every time they say something, they may make a mistake. Meijia seems to be a specialist in finding mistakes. She can pick out those homophonic and uncivilized words in every sentence they say. It is even more troublesome than nitpicking.
There was no choice but for Xiang Yu to hide in 3602.
3602, living room.
Xiang Yu walked in and just saw Curry Sauce trying on clothes in the living room and Zhao Haitang taking pictures of her.
"Eh? When did Curry Sauce become a model?"
Curry shook her head and explained, "No, we are solving a permutation and combination problem. A girl has seven sweaters, eight coats, nine short skirts, three long skirts, three pairs of long socks, and two pairs of short socks. Question: How many completely non-repetitive combinations can she make?"
Xiang Yu smiled and said, "Fortunately you have a lot of clothes, otherwise we wouldn't be able to do it."
Ziqiao, who was playing the board game "Catch the Moon" with Yifei, said, "You are wrong. Which girl would complain that she has too many clothes?"
Curry Sauce said: "I can do it. Every time I wash clothes, I feel like I have too many clothes."
"It's because you stored too many clothes at one time. When you look for clothes to wear, you will definitely think: Ah~ Why do I have so few clothes?"
After saying that, Yifei pushed Qiao and it was his turn.
Curry's cheeks blushed, she did think so.
Seeing three people playing board games out of boredom, and Dali reading a book nearby, Zhang Wei, who had just come out, couldn't help but ask, "Why are you all here?"
"In the next room, every sentence has to be said as please, hello, thank you, you're welcome. It's so frustrating!"
Yifei was about to cry. It felt so terrible to have a home but not be able to return.
Dali said helplessly: "Sister Meijia also wants me to find a new prenatal education story, but scientific exploration itself is full of surprises and failures. How can I find a story that goes smoothly?"
Xiang Yu sighed: "Don't mention it. Meijia always finds fault with me. I don't know if I have offended her. She even dragged Nuolan into it. Now we are discussing whether to increase the vocabulary~"
"Haha~ It's not about whether it will happen or not, but it has already been increased." Ziqiao twitched his mouth: "She just sent me the second edition."
Zhao Haitang suddenly asked in confusion: "This set looks familiar, did you wear it just now?"
Curry sauce is anxious.
"You took the photo, I'm asking you!"
Zhao Haitang collapsed and said, "I took hundreds of photos at once, how can I remember them so clearly!"
"Ah~~!"
Curry Sauce cried out in frustration.
It seems that the two of them are going to start over.
Yifei raised her eyebrows and asked, "I still have the same question, about the execution, how are you going to implement it? You're not really planning to hire extras or something, are you?"
Zi Qiao reminded him, "After the second version was updated, not only can we not say 'I'm going', we can't even say 'shooting' or 'practice'."
Zhang Wei asked in surprise: "Why? Isn't this uncivilized?"
"No, it's very civilized."
Ziqiao explained: "But the word 'shooting' has a negative connotation, so Meijia doesn't allow us to say it. The 'jian' in 'shijian' sounds the same as 'jian', so she doesn't allow us to say it either."
Dali asked in confusion: "But I remember there are no such words in the list of uncivilized words."
Ziqiao picked up his phone and said, "The second version adds a lot of homophones. I'll send the full version to the group. You can take a look for yourselves."
"Ding dong!"
Everyone took out their phones and started looking.
"Ah? Sentencing, defendant, suspect, I can't talk about anything? Then do I still need to be a lawyer?"
Zhang Wei suddenly felt unwell.
Yifei frowned, "We can't say death, or words with the same pronunciation and synonyms as death?"
Ziqiao said bitterly: "You guys are not doing anything wrong. I can't even say 666 during my live broadcast, so netizens complained about me, saying that I am the only anchor on the Internet who can't say 666."
Everyone looked at Lu Ziqiao in confusion.
"Alas, Meijia said that 666 represents Satan in the West, which is unlucky."
Ziqiao explained with a tired heart.
Everyone's mouth twitched. Even foreigners are counted?
Zhao Haitang complained: "I think even the word 'table' won't work anytime soon."
Zhang Wei said helplessly: "Zi Qiao, do you want to do Meijia's work? This is really a bit too much. Can we still have fun in the future?"
Ziqiao said with a bitter face, "I want to do it too, but she's doing it for the good of the child, so I can't ask her. Besides, she's been at home taking care of the baby lately, so she's been so bored. She finally found something she likes to do, so please, please, please. She only gets excited for a short time, and maybe in two days, she'll forget about it."
Xiang Yu said helplessly: "Looking at the popularity of Meijia and Nuolan, we may suffer."
At this time, Xiang Yu's phone rang, and he found that it was a message from Nuolan. After seeing the content, he spat out a mouthful of blood: "It's over."
"what happened?"
Xiang Yu smiled bitterly and said: "I don't want to say it anymore, I'll post it in the group, you can read it for yourselves~"
Xiang Yu then forwarded the message directly. Everyone received it and clicked on it. Zhao Haitang was surprised and said, "What? Not only the way of speaking needs to be controlled, but also every move needs to be controlled?"
The above content is the civilized behavior habits of gentlemen and ladies. The general meaning is that their every move in the future needs to be in accordance with the standards of gentlemen and ladies.
In other words, you can't stretch, eat with big mouthfuls, or be listless, and you have to keep smiling even if you are saying "mmp" in your heart.
(End of this chapter)
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