The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 907 Opening the Lid
Xiang Yu patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and explained: "This is a new automatic alcohol vending robot. It will be put into trial operation here for a few days."

When Curry Sauce heard this, he immediately said excitedly: "Barrel Spirit, give me some wine!"

"That's not how it works. As long as you've registered as a bar member and left your facial information, it can identify customers through the camera."

Zhao Haitang said to the camera of the vending machine: "Barrel Spirit, give me a bottle of Bi Xin, rose flavor."

The barrel spirit scanned Zhao Haitang and said, "The customer, Zhao Haitang, has paid. Please take the wine."

Seeing Zhao Haitang casually pick up a bottle of Bi Xin, Zhang Wei's eyes lit up, and he had a little idea. He asked in a low voice: "Hey, what if I picked the wrong one? For example, I ordered a cheap one but got an expensive one."

Xiang Yu complained: "Hey, Zhang Wei, don't underestimate the robot."

Zhao Haitang explained: "Each bottle of wine has a different weight, and it can tell whether you are taking advantage of it."

Zhang Wei suddenly realized.

"Brother Barrel, I want a bottle of matcha."

Zhang Wei thought it was quite novel and wanted to give it a try.

The barrel spirit paused and said, "Your balance is insufficient. Please top up first."

"Hahaha……"

Everyone couldn't stop laughing.

Zhao Haitang pointed at Zhang Wei and laughed, "It seems that in the eyes of the robot, the word poor is written all over Lawyer Zhang's face."

Zhang Wei's expression darkened and he smiled and waved at Zhang Haitang.

When Zhao Haitang came over, Zhang Wei paid without saying a word and used Zhao Haitang's face.

Barrel Spirit: "Ding Di, customer Zhao Haitang has paid, please take the wine."

"Thank you."

Zhang Wei smiled with satisfaction and took a bottle of wine.

The wine consumed by prostitutes is delicious.

Xiang Yu touched his chin and said, "This is a problem. Well, this problem can be big or small."

Curry Sauce suddenly gave some scientific advice: "Do you know that this is called liqueur, also known as table wine. It has been softened, has a fragrant smell, sweet taste, and bright color."

Dali was surprised and said, "It's rare to hear you speak with so many knowledge points."

"Recently, I have been taught to not be able to recognize things, and I have also learned a lot. For example, Lawyer Zhang, do you know how to pronounce these two words?" As he spoke, Curry Sauce picked up a card.

There are two words on this card: "Cockroach"!
Zhang Wei hesitated for a moment and replied uncertainly: "Uh, mouse!"

Zhao Haitang corrected him: "Illiterate, these two words are pronounced as yueyou, which means cockroach in the dialect."

Curry asked: "For example, do you know what the computer's leg warmer is called?"

“Is there anything like this on the computer?”

Zhang Wei was full of questions.

Curry Sauce gestured and said, "It's the little cabinet that gets hot when left on for too long."

Xiang Yu chuckled and said, "You're not talking about the chassis, are you?"

"That's right! It's the chassis!"

Curry Sauce leaned back on the sofa and said with a simple smile, "Today is another day of learning."

At this time, Xiao Hei ran into the bar in a hurry, looked around, and then went straight to the curry sauce.

"Curry sauce! What the hell did this do to Watari? It's so messed up how it recognizes objects now!"

Curry Sauce asked in bewilderment, "What is Huqiu Macha?"

Zhao Haitang laughed and said, "You are the one who turned 233 into 250."

Xiao Hei asked anxiously: "How did you teach it?"

……

Memories of curry sauce.

"Wa Wuli, come here."

Curry Sauce hooked his finger at the robot tile house.

Curry looked at the white car in the picture and said, "This is a very white car."

Watt was powerless to start scanning and learning.

“This is a very big car.”

“This is a very long car.”

"This is a very ugly car."

+10 to the learning progress of Watari.

"I changed my makeup."

Curry Sauce smiled confidently.

“This is lambskin.”

"This is radish!"

"This is a grenade!"

"This is genius butter!"...

“This is my ex-boyfriend’s mask!”

Wa listened helplessly and kept turning in circles, looking like he had learned something.

……

Xiao Hei collapsed and said, "You are too partial! Even if you are not familiar with cars, you can at least label them as Mercedes-Benz and BMW. Even if you are proficient in cosmetics, there is no need to use all the industry jargon!"

"What's so hard to remember about car brands? They all have four wheels!"

Curry Sauce said in Xiao Hei's accent: "Lipstick, serum, and body lotion are the most important! Whether you can stay 28 years old depends on them!"

Dali exposed it: "You don't understand the brand of the car."

Curry Sauce nodded embarrassedly.

"Warweless was supposed to evolve into the strongest robot, but you turned it into Tony, the AI."

Xiao Hei sighed and said unhappily: "It seems that this job is not suitable for you."

"I can't even teach robots. I better go back to study, or I'll really have nothing to do! Woo woo woo."

Curry Sauce ran away crying.

"Uh"

No one could do anything about Curry Sauce getting fired.

"I have other work to do. Who of you is willing to teach Watari how to identify objects?"

Zhao Haitang imitated Xiao Hei's accent and said, "Wa Wuli is small and exquisite. Can he really become the strongest robot?"

Xiao Hei nodded and said, "Yes, theoretically speaking, Watari can not only identify objects, but also distinguish different people's voices and even feel people's emotions. Just think of it as a gifted child. How good the teacher is, how great its potential is."

"Well, I'll do it. I don't want a salary. I know all the car brands, and I don't know anything about cosmetics. I'll just consider this as accumulating material for my novel."

"That's great! It's a deal!"

Xiao Hei smiled happily, high-fived Zhao Haitang, and then ran away in a hurry.

Zhao Haitang seemed to be thinking about something.

Xiang Yu suddenly came across a video related to smart toilets.

"Zhang Wei, this person's voice sounds like you."

As he spoke, Xiang Yu put his phone on the table and turned on the speaker.

"Xiao Mei, open the toilet. I need to relieve myself."

"Master, I can only open the lid."

"Yes, that's the lid."

"Master, please open the toilet lid."

"Open the toilet lid. Open the toilet lid. If you open the toilet lid, I will scold you all day long!"

The smart toilet suddenly stopped responding.

"Xiao Mei, please open the toilet lid."

It was very much like Zhang Wei's voice at this moment, one could hear the anger hidden beneath the calmness.

"Master, do you want to switch to English?"

"I'll cut your balls. Open the lid."

"Please call me classmate Xiaomei."

"I told you to open the lid, open the lid, open the toilet lid."

"The master advises you not to rush."

"How the hell can I not be anxious? I need to go to the bathroom. Who will be responsible if I pee in my pants?"

"Hello, the master cannot recognize the command to pee in the crotch."

"Xiao Mei, please open the toilet lid."

Zhang Wei's voice at this moment was like a volcano about to erupt.

"Okay master, I'm about to open the toilet lid. Do you want to poop or pee?"

"You really care too much."

“We want to help you decide whether to open one lid or two lids.”

"I need to pee, pee, is it okay? Please open the lid."

"Yes, Master. Are you a boy or a girl?"

"Get lost, Xiaomei, believe it or not, I will slap your lid. Are you crazy? Believe it or not, I will complain to you."

After watching the video, everyone's eyes turned to Zhang Wei's lower body at the same time. Zhang Wei lowered his head and looked at everyone's gaze.

Zhang Wei explained: "That voice just resembles me a little bit, it's really not me."

Xiang Yu was silent for a while and said, "But I remember you didn't wear these pants this morning."

(End of this chapter)