The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 908: The Powerless Man Who Wants to Understand Love

The next day, 3601, living room.

Curry Sauce is struggling to memorize English words.

"Apple, apple! Big Apple, iPad!"

Dali was stunned for a moment and said, "Huh? What the hell is an iPad?"

"Isn't that right?"

Curry Sauce was stunned for a moment, then opened his notebook and looked, "Uh, big apple."

At this time, Zhang Wei walked in, holding his buttocks with a painful look on his face.

Seeing this, Curry Sauce asked curiously: "What's wrong with you?"

Zhang Wei sighed and said depressedly: "Hey, do you remember the case where the driverless car hit and killed the food delivery robot?"

Dali and Curry Sauce nodded.

"Today, I drove with the owner of that car to mediate. As a result, the driverless car only drove two meters when it suddenly started to upgrade its system. All the doors were locked. I was trapped in the car for more than two hours. My butt was numb from sitting there."

Zhang Wei covered his butt with a painful expression.

"You haven't gone to the bathroom in over two hours. Lawyer Zhang has a pretty good bladder."

Zhao Haitang's voice suddenly rang out.

If you listen carefully, this voice sounds a bit like Xiang Yu's voice.

Hearing this voice, the three were stunned.

Zhang Wei looked around and said unhappily, "Zhao Haitang, what do you mean? If you have anything to say, just say it to my face. How can you be called a hero if you sneak around like that?"

Zhao Haitang in the room heard the noise outside and pushed the door open and walked out.

"You can't even see this. You need a pair of reading glasses, Grandpa Zhang."

After seeing that Zhao Haitang didn't even open his mouth, Zhang Wei was dumbfounded and started rummaging around.

"Look where, I'm here."

It seemed like Zhao Haitang's voice sounded again.

Zhang Wei looked at Zhang Haitang who had been silent from beginning to end and took two steps back. "Too cruel. You actually learned ventriloquism just to confront me."

Dali looked down and said, "Is it Wa Wuli who is talking?"

"Yes."

Zhao Haitang chuckled.

Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment.

"Wa is powerless?"

Wa walked out slowly and helplessly: "Yes, it's me."

Seeing that Wa Wuli could actually speak, Curry Sauce was surprised and said, "Has this guy become a spirit?"

Zhao Haitang picked up Wa Wuli and said with a smile: "Wa Wuli learns very quickly. I taught it for one night and now it knows everything!"

Wa Wuli: "Thank you, Haitang bro, you made me understand a lot."

Zhang Wei was at a loss and said, "What the hell is this, Haitang is not meat?"

Zhao Haitang smiled and sat down next to Curry Sauce, explaining, "We get along really well, so we call each other brothers."

"How did its voice become yours?"

Zhao Haitang shrugged. "Maybe the chip is still learning. After talking to me for a long time, it also synthesized my voice."

Zhang Wei smiled and asked, "Can it learn my voice?"

Wa Wuli sneered, "Sorry, my storage space is limited. I need to learn more meaningful content."

Zhang Wei said disdainfully: "It may not be big, but it has a bad temper. Ah, sing a song imitating the meow of a cat and let me hear it."

Wa Wuli was very proud: "We, the post-20s generation, don't sing this kind of old song."

"If you don't sing, the TV will sing for me."

Zhang Wei snorted and said to the smart TV: "Er Gouzi, I want to learn how a cat meows."

Er Gouzi: "I'll play it for you right now. Here comes the God of Wealth."

Dali and Curry Sauce began to hold back their laughter.

"No, it's the one with meow meow meow meow."

Zhang Wei was speechless.

Er Gouzi: "I'll play it for you right now. The cat language level 10 tutorial." "Hahahaha..."

Everyone couldn't hold it in any longer.

Zhang Wei's expression darkened, and he angrily said, "You did it on purpose."

Zhao Haitang laughed and said, "Your luck is even thinner than the air in the Himalayas."

Wa continued helplessly: "Our generation gap is even deeper than the Mariana Trench."

"Brother Wuli, how did you know that this is what I was going to say next?"

Zhang Haitang looked at Wa Wuli in surprise.

Wa Wuli: "Who makes us brothers?"

"Mmmmmmm!"

Zhao Haitang nodded repeatedly.

Zhang Wei walked to the side with a depressed look on his face and sat down, becoming autistic.

Curry Sauce suddenly asked curiously, "Can Wa Wuli do the questions?"

Wa Wuli said briskly, "What's the question? Tell me."

Zhao Haitang quickly and gently placed the tile on the coffee table.

Curry Sauce said: "For example, for this question, write an essay in English about your understanding of love."

Wa Wuli was silent for a moment, then turned to look at Zhao Haitang, "Haitang bro, you read me a poem last night, and the word love appeared 2048 times in total. What exactly is love?"

Zhao Haitang thought for a moment and said, "It may be a little difficult for you to understand love."

Wa Wuli said depressedly: "I can't understand love, I am like a cold machine."

Curry Sauce said blankly: "You are one."

Zhao Haitang touched the curry sauce subtly, asking her not to be so blunt.

"Not being able to get love is the most painful thing in the world. I feel like I can't breathe!"

Wa turned around helplessly.

Zhang Wei found an opportunity and shot back, "You don't need to breathe anyway."

"It's too painful. It seems the only way to get relief is to jump from here."

After saying that, Wa walked weakly towards the edge of the coffee table, looking as if he was ready to live the rest of his life.

Curry Sauce nodded, "Well, this sour temper is just like Zhao Haitang's own son."

Zhao Haitang hurriedly grabbed Wa Wuli who was about to commit suicide and comforted him, "Hey! Wuli bro, you are a child of destiny, the Adam among robots, how can you just jump like that! I will definitely find a way to help you understand love."

"But to understand love, you must first understand the opposite sex. I will take you to a place full of opposite sexes, and you will definitely meet your Eve!"

"They are all of the opposite sex. That's not good, right? It's not even an adult yet."

Zhang Wei immediately had the wrong idea.

Zhao Haitang held the tile weakly and skipped to the next room.

"Will Wa Wuli be taught a bad lesson?"

Dali suddenly became interested and said, "I'm quite surprised that Wa Wuli actually wants to understand love."

If Wa Wuli really understands love, it would be big news in the AI ​​world.

……

Next door, 3601.

Yifei was cutting tomatoes while asking, "Xiaohua, if Meijia and the baby fell into the water at the same time, who would you save first?"

Xiaohua replied: "I suggest calling people nearby to come and rescue them."

Mika on the side smiled with satisfaction.

Yifei didn't give up and continued to ask: "When you were feeding the baby medicine, suddenly, there was a loud noise outside the window. A little monster was attacking the earth. What should you do?"

Xiaohua replied: "Don't use medicine recklessly. Pay attention to monitoring the baby's body temperature and mental state. If there is any abnormality, seek medical attention in time."

"Well, okay, it answered 200 questions about raising children correctly, I approve of it."

Yifei sat down helplessly with the plate in her hand.

Xiang Yu nodded and said, "Send me the link. I'll buy one too. It can answer 200 questions in a row. It's really amazing."

(End of this chapter)