Chapter 910: Wa Wuli Dating

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Zhao Haitang prepared a cup of tea for Wa Wuli and Curry Sauce respectively.

The date that Zhao Haitang found for Wa Wuli was Curry Sauce!

While pouring tea, Zhao Haitang whispered to Curry Sauce, "Don't mind me, I'm just a waiter, responsible for serving tea and water, you guys chat about your own things."

Wa looked at Curry Sauce helplessly and asked, "Curry Sauce, why are you willing to date me?"

Curry Sauce subconsciously glanced at Zhao Haitang, and then replied: "Because you are humorous and funny, and you have the squarest face among all the boys I know."

[Curry Sauce: Actually, it’s because Zhao Haitang is willing to pay me. Dating a robot is the stupidest thing I have ever done.

Zhao Haitang diss: The stupidest thing you have ever done was playing rock-paper-scissors with a robot arm and losing your job. 】

Wa Wuli asked, "What do you usually talk about on a date?"

Curry thought for a moment and said, "Well, how about I tell you what I did today? I read books all day and thought I was back to the pinnacle of knowledge. But after doing two questions, I found that I couldn't do them at all.

I asked Dali what to do, and she said there are special apps for solving problems. Just take a photo of the question you don’t know how to answer and upload it, and AI will help you solve it.

I found this app really useful. I finished all the questions in a book in one afternoon, but when I looked back, I realized that I didn’t learn anything. ”

Wa Wuli felt that Curry Sauce had gone off topic: "Can we talk about love? There is nothing more complicated than love in this world."

"Math problems are much more complicated than love. I just happen to have a problem I can't solve. You're also an AI, can you help me with it?"

Curry Sauce smiled and took out the exercise book.

Wa took a few steps back helplessly and said hesitantly, "You're dating me, are you asking me to help you with your homework?"

"Come, have some tea and have a good chat."

Zhao Haitang stepped forward and snatched the math exercise booklet.

Curry Sauce looked at his math workbook with some regret.

Wa Wuli asked curiously: "Curry sauce, what do you think love is?"

Curry Sauce said weakly to Wa: "It's hard to say. True love is like a ghost story. Many people have heard it, but few have seen it. But I know that it's best to show affection at noon, because sooner or later, you will get retribution."

Wa Wuli continued, "I heard that love is about sharing. You have a meat bun and I have a vegetable bun. Let's each eat half and then exchange!"

Curry Sauce perked up instantly, and started thinking: "If there is no love, then all the meat and vegetable buns will belong to me!"

Zhao Haitang quickly glared at Curry Sauce and asked her to restrain herself.

In order to protect his salary, Curry Sauce sat up straight.

Wa Wuli said happily: "Your idea is very unique. I think we can get along well. Can I ask you to dance with me?"

Curry Sauce hesitated and said, "But there's such a big height difference between us, and you're full of black technology about the society of Qinglong and Baihu. I'm afraid I'll hurt you and I won't be able to pay for it."

Zhao Haitang immediately said, "Why don't you just hold Wa Wuli in your hands and dance?"

Curry Sauce and Zhao Haitang looked at each other, Haitang's eyes full of threats.

Wa turned around helplessly and asked expectantly, "I really want to feel held in someone's hands, is that okay?
Under the threat, Curry Sauce had no choice but to hold Wa powerlessly in his hands, and then jumped up in the bgm.

Wa Wuli said happily: "How romantic, I seem to see love."

At this time, Zhang Wei came back from outside and saw Curry Sauce dancing weakly while holding the tile.

Zhang Wei asked curiously: "What are you doing?"

“Humans and robots are dancing. Through this dance, AI may be able to understand human emotions. Great!”

Zhao Haitang replied excitedly.

"Crack!"

Zhang Wei looked at the photos he took with satisfaction and said with a smile: "Finally, I have some silly pictures that I can post on WeChat Moments. Hehe, great!"

After Zhang Wei posted on WeChat Moments, he warned, "You two should take it easy. Don't damage the tile."

After Zhang Wei left, Curry Sauce felt a little dizzy from spinning around, and quickly put the tile back on the table, fearing that it would break.

Wa fell on the table helplessly, very excitedly said: "Thank you for holding me in your palm. Now. Can I kiss you?" "Kiss? Do you have a mouth?"

Curry Sauce leaned back and looked at Wa Wuli in confusion.

Wa Wuli: "I don't have a mouth, but I have a burning heart! Come on, mua~"

"This job requires too much sacrifice, I can't do it."

Curry Sauce complained to Zhao Haitang, then turned to Wa Wuli and said, "Wa Wuli, actually I have someone I like."

"so what."

Wa was powerless and didn't care.

Curry Sauce had no choice but to explain: "If humans have someone they like, they can't kiss others."

The cheerful BGM suddenly changed to sad BGM.

"I've been rejected again. Why am I always the one who gets hurt~"

Wa rushed down from the table without strength and fell right onto the chair.

"Hey! Powerless bro!"

Zhao Haitang hurriedly put the tiles off the chair back on the table.

Wa Wuli: "Don't worry, I'm not the same person I used to be. I won't jump off a cliff again."

Zhao Haitang breathed a sigh of relief.

"If I don't die from jumping off a cliff, I'll become a joke! I want to format myself!"

After saying that, Wa took a step back weakly, lying on the table with his arms and legs spread out.

Curry Jiang Wa helplessly straightened up and comforted him: "It's normal for boys to be rejected by girls. Don't be so desperate. Besides, there are so many delicious batteries in the world."

Zhao Haitang hurriedly comforted him: "Curry Sauce is right, I have been rejected hundreds of times more than you."

Wa Wuli still asked in confusion: "Then how can we get love?"

Zhao Haitang's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said with a smile: "I know a love master who can teach you!"

Wa Wuli, who was originally trying to commit suicide, suddenly rekindled his fighting spirit and turned on both headlights.

Hu Qiang said seriously, "Let me find out who is pursuing Dali first so I can make preparations."

Xiang Yu raised his eyebrows with a faint smile on his face: "He's behind you."

Hu Qiang jumped up instantly, only to find that there was no one behind him. He said unhappily, "Brother Xiang Yu, please stop being like this. I'm talking to you seriously!"

"I'm telling you something serious, he's right behind you."

Hu Qiang looked in the direction Xiang Yu pointed and saw Zhao Haitang walking in with a smart speaker.

Zhao Haitang wanted to ask Ziqiao whether he had come back, and planned to let Ziqiao be Wa Wuli's love enlightenment teacher.

Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment and said, "My love rival? Isn't this still Zhao Haitang?"

Xiang Yu shook his head and pointed at the tile in Zhao Haitang's hand helplessly.

Hu Qiang was stunned: "This... is the other love rival you mentioned?"

"Yes."

Xiang Yu nodded seriously, "He was the one who openly courted Dali."

Yifei nodded repeatedly, her face twisted in an attempt to hold back a smile.

Hu Qiang said to Zhao Haitang: "You are not a good person, and your speakers are not good either."

"Hello~"

Wa Wuli didn't notice Hu Qiang looking at him.

Hu Qiang doesn't care who it is; no one can compete with him for power.

(End of this chapter)

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