The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 911: Learning to Flirt with Girls
Hu Qiang: "With just a small speaker, what do you use to pursue great power?"

Wa asked helplessly: "What is pursuit?"

Yifei smiled and said, "It's just confessing to the girl you like."

"Humph."

Hu Qiang snorted and said, "Don't play dumb. I know you confessed your feelings to Dali yesterday. I'm telling you, just give up. I'm Dali's final destination. You don't stand a chance."

Wa Wuli asked curiously, "Who is Dali?"

Zhao Haitang explained: "The prettiest one among the three sisters you confessed to yesterday."

After all, Wa Wuli is still a simple little baby. The reason he wants to experience love is purely out of a learning mode.

"I confessed my feelings to three people yesterday. Which one is the best looking?"

Zhao Haitang was speechless. "It's the youngest one. Which one do you think it is?"

Hu Qiang also understood at this time that it turned out that this robot didn't even know who Dali was.

Hu Qiang said disdainfully: "You don't even know other people's names, and you want to imitate them to express their feelings? Oh~ I understand, you learned it from Zhao Haitang, a shameless person."

Zhao Haitang immediately responded, "Who is shameless? I am a beautiful lady, and a gentleman is looking for a good match."

Wa Wuli suddenly turned on the lights and said, "So pursuit is the prerequisite for love? Right?"

Xiang Yu nodded and said, "Yes. You like to pursue, and then fall in love."

At this time, Mika walked in.

The first time Meijia saw Xiang Yu, she said, "Xiang Yu, why did you call Ziqiao and tell him that I was flirted with?"

Xiang Yu looked relaxed. Ziqiao was just curious and would never believe that Meijia, who was with her child, was flirted with.

"What did Zi Qiao say?"

"He said...he would be back in the evening."

Meijia suddenly jumped for joy: "If I had known earlier, I would have done the same thing, so that Ziqiao wouldn't have to come back right away every time, and end up having to extend his stay for another day."

"Mika-sister."

Zhao Haitang's eyes suddenly lit up, "Will Old Bu be back tonight?"

Meijia subconsciously said, "Oh, yeah, what happened to you two? You're fighting with each other again."

Xiang Yu suppressed his laughter and continued, "What else can it be? It's just a tacky love triangle."
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The next day.

"Downloading, 97%, 98%, 99%, starting to upgrade!"

Meijia fans the smart speaker Xiaohua.

Nuolan, who was standing by, couldn't help but laugh and said, "Meijia, Xiaohua has become your second daughter, right?"

Xiang Yu teased, "That's right, wouldn't your daughter be jealous if she saw this?"

Yifei and Dali smiled.

"It gets really hot when it's upgraded. Besides, my daughter also needs Xiaohua to take care of her, so of course I have to be nice to it."

Mika touched the small flower and found that the temperature began to drop, so she put down the fan.

Xiaohua: "Upgrade completed, intelligent anti-harassment call mode has been turned on."

Yifei was puzzled: "Why does a speaker with a baby need to be equipped with an anti-harassment call mode?"

Meijia said seriously, "It's a must. After I got pregnant, I left messages everywhere when I bought things, and the number of harassment and fraud calls increased several times. With this function, it's as if the whole world has become quiet."

"Buzzing..."

Mika's cell phone suddenly rang.

Xiaohua: "From the number, it seems like a sales call. Do you want to answer it?"

"reject."

Mika smiled immediately.

"Intercepted."

Xiaohua: "Do you want to enable the automatic answering mode for harassing calls?"

"Can it answer automatically?"

Yifei said curiously, "Turn it on."

"Buzzing..."

Xiaohua: "Based on the number, it seems to be a scam call. The automatic answering mode has been activated."

The scammer said, "Hey, this is the traffic police brigade. Your son was caught driving and needs to pay a fine."

Xiaohua: "Your son was caught driving, your son has sores on his head, and his feet are festering. Your son is a rotten pig."

Everyone didn't expect Xiaohua to curse, and they all burst into laughter. Yifei couldn't help laughing and said, "When Xiaohua curses, she really acts like an emotionless killer."

Xiaohua: "Do you want to enable automatic answering of harassing calls and fancy calling mode?"

Mika said excitedly, "Is there something even more powerful? Turn it on! I've never looked forward to a harassing phone call so much."

Yifei took out her phone and said, "Let me tease it."

Xiaohua: "Your friend Hu Yifei is calling. Do you want to answer the call?"

Meijia couldn't wait to say, "Connect it."

Yifei thought for a moment and asked, "Hello, do you need a loan?"

Xiaohua: "Fraudulent marketing keywords detected, auto-response mode activated."

“Our interest rates are very favorable.”

Yifei looked at Xiaohua with anticipation.

Xiaohua: "It's not easy for you to make money in this business. I have a few good financial products with low handling fees and a 20% annualized return. You can try it. If you are unsuccessful, I won't charge you."

"It can also do counter-selling, which is amazing."

Yifei was very surprised. She didn't expect the speaker had such a function.

Dali also became interested and picked up his phone and said, "Siri, call Meijia."

Xiaohua: "Your friend Zhuge Dali is calling. Do you want to answer the call?"

"Connect."

Dali smiled and said, "I have a fortune of hundreds of millions, and I feel lonely living alone. I want to have a child. If you can fulfill my dream of becoming a mother, I will reward you with 500 million."

Xiaohua: "Mom, give me the money and accept me as your daughter."

"Hahahaha!"

Everyone was laughing so hard.

Dali shook his head and laughed: "You can use the same trick against the opponent. This anti-harassment function deserves praise."

Nuolan said excitedly: "It's my turn, it's my turn."

Xiaohua suddenly said, "Your friends Hu Yifei and Zhuge Dali may have become criminals. Should we add them to the blacklist?"

Xiang Yu laughed and teased: "Huh, you can't laugh anymore."

Just then, Zhao Haitang rushed in weakly holding Wa.

"For love, risk your life!"

"Forget about sleep and food in order to study!"

“Always believe that tomorrow will be better!”

"Everything that doesn't kill me makes me stronger!"

"I, Zhao Haitang!"

"I am powerless!"

"We're back!"

Xiang Yu was stunned for a moment and said, "I have a very familiar feeling."

Dali complained: "This second-year feeling is like Team Rocket from the urban-rural fringe, or the Dark Legion from the Iron Egg Train Team. Did you guys watch some old anime together last night?"

"It's much more meaningful than watching anime. Under Brother Ziqiao's dedicated guidance, a new generation of romantic lovers has been born!"

As Zhao Haitang spoke, he held the tile weakly in his hand.

Yifei looked at Wa Wuli who had a bow tie and said jokingly, "Oh, you have become a gentleman."

"This is definitely a milestone night. A human being imparts all his life's knowledge to an AI. It reminds me of Michelangelo's famous painting, The Creation of Adam!"

After Zhao Haitang finished speaking, Xiang Yu decided to add the category of robots to his manual for identifying scumbags.

【Lv Ziqiao: This is definitely an extremely weird night. I am actually teaching a smart speaker how to chat with girls. This reminds me of the famous painting, "The Scream"! 】

Yifei smiled and said, "Even if you learn a lot of skills, we all have lovers, so it's useless to flirt with us."

"Uh, how about."

When Zhao Haitang saw the smart speaker in front of Meijia, his eyes suddenly lit up and he said, "You can flirt with Xiaohua."

Wa looked at Xiaohua helplessly when the car headlights came on.

Everyone put Wa Wuli and Xiaohua together and started to watch.

(End of this chapter)