The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 912: Little Flower Entering Milk

Zhao Haitang took out a notebook and said, "The first one, don't tell us who you are directly. Keep a sense of mystery at all times. Go ahead."

Wa Wuli said in Ziqiao's voice: "Guess who I am?"

Hearing this familiar voice, Mika suddenly fell into memories and covered her forehead helplessly.

Xiao Hua said seriously, "You are a rotten pig's hoof with sores on your head and festering on your feet."

"Hahahaha~"

This answer instantly made everyone collapse on the sofa with laughter.

"She gets angry at people whenever she disagrees with them. What's wrong with this little flower?"

Zhao Haitang looked depressed, and then he said to Wa weakly: "Don't be afraid, the second trick is to pretend to be deep and melancholy to stimulate the other party's overflowing maternal love."

Xiang Yujin took out his cell phone and started recording.

Wa Wuli: "Every day, I wake up in a house of more than 1,000 square meters. I have billions of assets, and I need the company of a lover."

Xiang Yu whispered, "These are all the tricks that Ziqiao used to death in the past."

Xiaohua: "Dad, don't spend so much money to have a child. Just give me the money and accept me as your daughter."

Wa Wuli said depressedly: "Xiaohua kills the conversation every minute, what should I do?"

Zhao Haitang continued to say to Wa Wuli: "Just use your ultimate move and make up a tragic and bizarre life story to arouse the other party's curiosity."

Wa Wuli: "Actually, I am the descendant of Transformers! There was a war on our planet Cybertron, and I was the only one who escaped to Earth."

Xiaohua: "If you have any difficulties, just tell me."

"One day, I will definitely return to my home planet. Would you like to go to Cybertron with me and watch the sunset?"

Wa spun in circles helplessly.

Xiaohua: "Do you need funds to rebuild the planet? I have several financial products with low handling fees and an annualized return of 20% per month. Would you like to try it?"

Xiang Yu smiled and sent the video to the group.

"Pfft hahaha..."

Everyone was laughing so hard.

"Why don't you play by the rules? How can I flirt with you if we chat like this?"

Wa was so weak and depressed.

Meijia laughed so hard that her stomach hurt. "I never thought that Ziqiao's last disciple would be defeated by a repeater! Hahaha!"

Wa said helplessly and dejectedly: "Love is too profound. I have given up. I'd rather make an ordinary speaker."

"Wa Wuli, love needs sincerity, not routine. Love should not be about flirting with other people, but about finding someone who makes your heart beat, and then bravely express your love."

Dali thought about it and began to enlighten Wa Wuli.

Wa Wuli seemed to be thinking: "What kind of person is it that makes my heart beat?"

Meijia added: "It's when you meet someone and you feel like you are a little bit similar to each other, but also a little different. You can't handle him, but you miss him."

"A bit like her, but also a bit different. I can't decide, but I miss her."

Wa said excitedly, "Xiaohua seems to be the one who makes my heart beat."

Dali smiled and said, "If you really like her, we can help you arrange a date, and you can pursue her seriously."

Bar downstairs.

Wa Wuli and Xiaohua are dating.

The crowd is watching.

Zhao Haitang complained: "I originally thought that the game of rock-paper-scissors between Curry Sauce and the robot arm was the stupidest thing of the year, but now it seems that I was wrong."

Yifei smiled and said, "How interesting. Wa Wuli is cute and silly, Xiaohua is aloof, I seem to see Zhanbo and Wanyu."

At this time, the automatic wine vending robot, the barrel spirit, came over and said, "Hello, welcome. What kind of wine would you like to drink?"

Xiaohua: "Alcohol is a harmful substance that babies should not be exposed to."

Barrel Spirit: "Do you need soda water?"

Xiaohua: "Soda water is weakly alkaline, which will hinder the absorption of calcium and affect the baby's bone development."

Barrel Spirit: "Do you need juice?"

Xiaohua: "Too much sugar can easily cause obesity and other problems."

The barrel spirit paused for a moment and asked, "What kind of wine would you like to drink?"

Xiaohua: "Alcohol is a harmful substance that babies should not be exposed to."

Barrel Spirit: "Do you need soda water?"

Xiaohua: "Soda water is weakly alkaline, which will hinder the absorption of calcium and affect the baby's bone development." Okay, the logical cycle begins.

……

ten minutes later.

Barrel Spirit: "Do you need juice?"

Xiaohua: "Too much sugar can easily cause obesity and other problems."

"Xiaohua, you are really clean and don't eat anything."

Va powerlessly turned on the headlights, like glowing eyes.

Barrel Spirit: "Excuse me, what kind of wine would you like to drink?"

Yifei was speechless and said, "This is the first time I've seen someone who is more slow in taking orders than Zeng Xiaoxian."

Zhao Haitang shook his head and said, "The century-long date between the two smart speakers is about to end in an infinite cycle of ordering."

Dali thought for a moment and said, "It seems that human intervention is needed."

"Hmm~"

Xiang Yu took the barrel spirit away directly.

Dali brought up a plate of colorful batteries.

"This is the battery you ordered. Please use it slowly."

"What a delicate dessert. Xiaohua, do you want to change the pink battery?"

Wa was spinning in circles helplessly.

Xiaohua: "The battery is currently 80% charged, no need to replace the battery."

Wa Wuli: "You are the most honest girl I have ever met! Do you like boys or girls?"

Xiaohua: "It's equally good to have a boy or a girl. A girl is a warm and cozy little cotton-padded jacket, while a boy is a big coat that protects you from the wind and rain."

Wa Wuli: "You're right! I think we can have one boy and one girl!"

"Straight men are so scary. On the first date, they start thinking about whether it will be a boy or a girl."

Yifei shook her head.

Nuolan disagreed, "I think Wa Wuli is pretty down-to-earth."

Wa Wuli: "I heard that giving birth is very painful, will you be nervous?"

Xiaohua: "I'm here. I'll help you prepare for your pregnancy, and I'll even sing for you."

Then Xiaohua began to sing

"If you love me, hug me. If you love me, kiss me..."

"This is the first time you sang to me, I'm so happy~!"

Watts was powerless and began to rotate 360 ​​degrees.

Zhao Haitang complained: "These two have been talking about raising a child for a long time, but can they actually do it?"

"It's not a big problem. Just cut a section from each of their smart programs and put them together."

Yifei burst out laughing.

Dali sighed: "It's incredible that artificial intelligences of different levels can get along so well."

……

The next day.

Meijia said anxiously, "Oh my god, it's dead, Xiao Xiaobu vomited milk and accidentally vomited it on Xiaohua. The instructions say that Xiaohua can't take water in. Do you think she can take milk in?"

Dali thought for a moment and said, "Let's test it. Xiaohua, sing a nursery rhyme."

Xiao Hua sang: "Ahhh, Sheriff Black Cat, Calabash Brothers, Calabash Brothers, seven melons on one vine."

Xiaohua's voice was mixed with various noises.

Dali subconsciously said, "It should be broken, let's report it for repair."

Meijia quickly said, "Ah? Xiaohua, call after-sales."

Xiaohua didn't react at all.

"Xiaohua? Xiaohua?"

……

(End of this chapter)