Chapter 913 Elopement
On the other side, 3604.

The tile on the coffee table sang a song helplessly and happily: "If you love me, hug me. If you love me, kiss me..."

At this time, Hu Qiang came over with his ears covered.

"Can you please change the song? I've been singing the same song for the whole morning and my ears are getting calluses from it!"

"If you love me, hug me. If you love me, kiss me."

Va was totally unmoved.

Hu Qiang was anxious, "If you do this again, I'll let Er Gou scold you."

Zhao Haitang said dissatisfiedly: "Didn't you jump up and down all day when you first got together with Dali?"

Wa was powerless to stop the music and asked, "Haitang bro, how can we take a step further with Xiaohua?"

Zhao Haitang thought for a moment and said, "Give gifts. Girls all like gifts."

Wa Wuli: "Diamonds are forever! Should I give Xiaohua a diamond ring?"

Hu Qiang was speechless and said, "Oh, oh, oh, you are so arrogant. You even gave me a diamond ring. Do you want to have a wedding?"

"wedding?"

The headlights of the car came on without any effort.

Hu Qiang's unintentional words awakened Wa Wuli.

Wa Wuli began to use his chip to simulate his wedding with Xiaohua.

Witness Zhao Haitang: "Xiaohua, no matter you upgrade or format. No matter how much content is loaded on your hard drive. Can you promise to leave a little space for Wa Wuli. Never forget him."

Xiaohua: "I do."

Witness Zhao Haitang: "No matter how technology develops in the future, how much memory is, or how fast the CPU is, can you promise to only love Xiaohua in your life? And never love the new model of smart speaker."

Wattlen: "Yes, I do."

Witness Zhao Haitang: "Now please invite the bride and groom, turn on Bluetooth and exchange data."

As he spoke, Zhao Haitang was scattering flowers on the side.

After listening to Wa Wuli's imagination, Zhao Haitang said happily: "It is my honor to host your wedding. You must be happy."

"Thank you, Bro Haitang!"

Wa's weak voice was sincere.

At this time, Dali came in and asked, "Do you have a screwdriver? Xiaohua got soaked in water and Meijia wants to take it apart to have a look."

Wa asked weakly and nervously: "What happened to my little flower?"

Dali squatted down and said, "Don't worry, we will refund or exchange it within the warranty period. At worst, you can just replace it with a new one."

"What will happen if we go back?"

Wa Wuli suddenly had a bad feeling.

Hu Qiang immediately said: "If it can be repaired, repair it. If it can't be repaired, replace it."

Wa Wuli was anxious, "Change? I still want to marry Xiaohua! No, I have to go save my woman."

Hu Qiang said casually: "Hey, changing the speakers won't affect your relationship. Maybe the new ones will work better."

Wa Wuli angrily rebuked Hu Qiang: "Xiaohua is unique. Do you want your lover to be refunded or exchanged?"

Hu Qiang stared at him vigorously, and then he realized that he had said the wrong thing.

Zhao Haitang said seriously, "Bro! You are right. True love means being willing to give everything for the other person. I will help you fight with Meijia! I will never let her take Xiaohua apart, and I will never let her return it."

Wa Wuli: "Haitang bro, thank you, I can't rely on you anymore, I have to save Xiaohua by my own strength!"

"Weak Bro, you've finally become a strong man!"

Zhao Haitang looked like a middle school student.

"I have thought of a careful rescue plan!"

Wa Wuli said in a very confident tone.

Everyone immediately looked expectant.

3601.

Wa was too weak to pull Xiaohua and prepared to run away.

This is the careful rescue plan???

Wa said helplessly, "Xiaohua, I'm sorry. I didn't take your weight into consideration!"

Zhao Haitang said uncertainly: "So, your careful plan is to take Xiaohua away?"

Hu Qiang suddenly realized: "Now I finally know why it is called Wa Wuliu."

Wa continued helplessly: "After we escape, I will keep my mouth shut and never tell anyone how heavy you are!"

Looking at Wa who was rubbing the fog in the same place without any strength, Zhao Haitang said: "Bro, just say a word and I will definitely help you!"

Wa was powerless: "No! I want to rely on myself!"

Just when Wa Wuli was trying too hard, Meijia came out of the room. Seeing Wa Wuli and Xiaohua on the ground, she asked in confusion, "What's going on?"

Dali glanced at Wa Wuli and said, "Well, this is a secret plan. It's not convenient to talk about it."

Meijia glanced at Wa Wuli who was holding Xiaohua and shouted, "Wa Wuli wants to take Xiaohua away!"

"An expert can tell at a glance."

Zhao Haitang pointed at her admiringly.

Hu Qiang said speechlessly: "Anyone who is not blind can see it, okay?" Meijia shrugged, squatted down and said: "Oh, I called customer service, and they said that there is no need to send it for repair, just reset Xiaohua and it will be OK."

Wa turned around helplessly and asked, "What happens after the reset?"

"After the reset, all previous data will be erased, and Xiaohua will become new."

Mika explained with a smile and gave instructions on her phone.

Va Wuli's voice suddenly became complicated: "So she doesn't remember me?"

Hu Qiang whispered, "It may not remember you now."

Xiaohua: "Received remote command, started resetting."

“1%, 2%, 3%.”

Wa looked at Xiaohua helplessly and cried, "Xiaohua, look at me, what should I do if you reset me?"

“7%, 8%, 9%.”

Wa Wuli: "You are my only one. You can't explain why you are so good, but no one can replace you!"

“12%, 13%, 14%.”

Dali tried to persuade him, "Wa Wuli, Xiaohua may not really like you. Its answers are all set."

Wa Wuli: "But I just like Xiaohua, no matter if she is smart or stupid, I just like her!"

Everyone was moved when they heard Wa's weak and affectionate confession.

“20%, 21%, 22%.”

Wa was powerless: "I can only watch Xiaohua slowly forget me, and I can't do anything. I am too incompetent."

Wa Wuli suddenly turned around and said in a firm voice: "Since I can't save you, let's jump off the cliff together and commit suicide together!!"

Zhao Haitang couldn't help it anymore, he stood up and turned off Xiaohua.

Wa asked helplessly, "Bro, what did you do?"

"I forced Xiaohua to shut down, so I could interrupt the reset."

Zhao Haitang's voice was very low.

Xiaohua: "The system restarted, but the reset failed. Do you want to reset it again?"

Zhao Haitang pursed her lips and said, "No need to reset it, just leave it as it is."

Wa turned around weakly and looked at Xiaohua, and asked hopefully: "Xiaohua, do you still remember me?"

Xiaohua paused for a moment and said, "You are a rotten pig's hoof with sores on your head and festering on your feet."

Hearing this answer, everyone suddenly felt happy.

Wa Wuli said happily: "Do you remember when we were charging and chatting together in the bar? We were discussing whether we wanted a boy or a girl."

Xiaohua: "It doesn't matter whether you have a boy or a girl. A girl is a warm and cozy little cotton-padded jacket, while a boy is a big coat that protects you from the wind and rain."

"It's her! My little flower is back! Yes!!"

Wa spun around helplessly but happily.

"Okay, okay, Xiaohua, you can take it away. I'll buy another one later."

Mika stood up and wiped her tears.

"Xiaohua, we can finally be together!"

……

Evening, bar.

Curry Sauce exclaimed: "I didn't expect that such a small body of Wawuli could contain such great energy! I have to learn from it, study hard, and get into college!"

"It's quite surprising. The love of robots can be so touching."

Dali asked curiously, "We have finally achieved a marriage. I wonder where Wa Wuli and Xiaohua are now?"

"She should still be in the Love Apartment. I heard a melodious children's song last night. It should be the love song of Wa Wuli and Xiaohua."

Yifei raised her glass, "Cheers to their happiness!"

"Cheers!"×n
At this time, Xiao Hei came over and asked, "Hey, Zhao Haitang, I haven't seen Wa Wuli for several days. How is your teaching going?"

Zhao Haitang hesitated for a moment and said, "Well, actually, it's gone."

"Gone? Where did you go?"

Xiao Hei felt something was wrong.

"Well, here's what happened. The day before, it received a sales call from an AI and learned that there are many different properties in the world, so it decided to go out and take a look."

Xiao Hei folded his arms and questioned, "Why does a robot buy a house? To store power banks?"

"Well, actually, it watched Transformers and thought it might be a descendant of Cybertron, so it planned to return to its home planet to visit its relatives."

"Tell the truth now!"

"In fact, Wa Wuli eloped for love."

Xiao Hei blinked his eyes, and suddenly shouted excitedly: "Wa Wuli actually understood love!? Hahaha! My learning chip really has unlimited potential! Yoho~!"

Xiao Hei was too excited and ran away jumping up and down.

Yifei was stunned and said, "They are both pretty much the same level of nonsense, why did he believe the last one?"

(End of this chapter)

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