The love apartment begins with entering the police station

Chapter 934: Dali Loses His Mind
Xiang Yu now has one more thing to do, which is to feed the baby medicine.

To be honest, this job is really difficult.

Early the next morning, Xiang Yu woke up from the bed and stretched. The little guy was sleeping next to him. He was looking at Xiang Yu with wide eyes. His big black eyes seemed to be able to speak. He couldn't help laughing when he saw Xiang Yu wake up.

"Haha~"

Xiang Yu touched the little guy's nose and said, "He looks good. The fever is gone."

On the other side, Nuolan also woke up, just when the two were happy.

Xiang Yu suddenly felt an itchy throat. Nuolan moved closer to Xiang Yu, touched his forehead, and then touched her own forehead uncertainly.

"You claim to be immune to all poisons, how come you got poisoned?"

Nuolan was indeed speechless at this moment.

This virus is too contagious.

Top floor, Zhang Wei's office.

"Xiang Yu, why are you here?"

"Come to your quarantine."

Zhang Wei slapped his forehead and said, "This virus, is it relying on us? Quantum contagion is really scary."

"Wait, the infection came to me? What should I do?"

Wu Yue shook his head: "If the cold virus gets to Xiang Yu, it will probably be troublesome. He has the best physique in the apartment, and even he has fallen. I think we are not far away. Let's be prepared~"

Zhang Wei instantly moved away from Xiang Yu and said seriously, "Don't call me. Be careful of quantum contagion."

Xiang Yu smiled maliciously.

Zhang Wei blinked and said, "You don't want to infect me with your cold so that you can recover on your own."

Xiang Yu coughed and tried to move closer to Zhang Wei.

Zhang Wei immediately hid behind Wu Yue.

Wu Yue was speechless and said, "Quantum contagion really doesn't exist. According to Nuolan, the baby cried when he left her arms last night, so Xiang Yu slept with the baby. With such close contact, of course he would get sick. When Xiang Yu fed the baby yesterday, he used his mouth to test the temperature. It's normal for him to catch a cold."

Zhang Wei retorted: "But."

The words have not yet fallen.

"Cough cough!"

Dali walked in with a red face and looked a little dazed.

"I want to drink water."

Wu Yue hurriedly poured a glass of water and handed it to Dali: "Here's the water, here's the water, have a drink."

Dali took the cup and took a big sip.

At this time, Curry Sauce and Zhao Haitang rushed in.

Curry Sauce held the medicine box and said, "Here it is, here it is. I have found all the cold medicines. Let's see if there is the one you mentioned."

Dali picked up the ibuprofen capsule, looked at it, and said in confusion: "What language is this? Why can't I understand it?"

After taking a look, Zhao Haitang helplessly reminded: "You hold it upside down."

Dali heard this and tried to do a handstand.

Seeing Dali about to fall, Curry Sauce quickly straightened Dali up and asked, "Hey, do you remember what the medicine looks like?"

"I don't remember, but it seems to be the color that Mr. Zeng fears the most."

Dali shook his head in confusion.

Zhang Wei said without thinking: "Green!"

Poor Zeng Xiaoxian.

When Curry Sauce heard this, he hurriedly rummaged through the medicine box.

Xiang Yu was coughing and laughing at the same time and almost couldn't breathe.

"found it!"

Curry Sauce found a bag of cold medicine in green packaging and said, "The medicine is effective for 8 hours, three times a day."

Xiang Yu gestured, "Open it quickly. Give me one bag too."

"it is good."

Dali took the pill, drank it with water, and then smiled foolishly.

Looking at Dali who was smiling all the time, Xiang Yu couldn't help but ask in confusion: "What are you laughing at?"

So happy? Did the medicine work?

The other two people also looked at Dali who was grinning foolishly in confusion.

Dali smiled foolishly and said, "Don't we have to laugh for 8 hours?"

Everyone: "."

Zhao Haitang said helplessly: "The drug is effective for 8 hours, it didn't make you laugh for 8 hours."

"Oh."

Dali then put away his smile, blinked his eyes, and said, "I feel my IQ has recovered a little. You can test me."

Zhao Haitang asked: "Still the same question. A bear falls into a trap 19.617 meters deep. It takes exactly two seconds to fall. What kind of bear is this?"

Dali hit the bell hastily, but missed it. He hit it again and finally got it. Then he answered, "Stinky bear!"

Curry Sauce suggested, "Eat more ice cream, and freeze your cold to death!"

"Does it work?"

Dalihan asked with a smile.

Looking at the silly Dali, Curry Sauce said uncertainly: "It may not be cured, but at least it will make you feel better."

Dali blinked when he heard this.

Hu Qiang pushed the door open and ran in hurriedly, holding a painting in his hand.

"Sister Meijia said that when she handed her portrait to Yifei, she infected her with the cold. Dali, I drew a portrait of you, please hand it to me."

After saying that, Hu Qiang handed the painting to Dali.

At first glance, the curry sauce on the side looks like a stickman!
Zhao Haitang couldn't help but complain: "Lawyer Zhang, did Doraemon teach you to draw? Anyone with fingers can draw better than you!"

"Oh, time is of the essence, so a resemblance will do."

How could Hu Qiang have the energy to paint properly?

"Ahem, make do with it, make do with it."

Hu Qiang hurriedly said to Dali, "Quick, Dali, hand me the portrait while sneezing."

"Ah!"

Dali obediently sneezed at the portrait and then handed it to Hu Qiang.

Hu Qiang quickly asked: "How are you? Are you feeling better?"

"Let's do a simple question first to see the effect."

Curry Sauce picked up the exercise book and asked, "Who is the father of alternating current?"

"Ding!"

After ringing the bell vigorously, he answered confidently: "Ultraman!" "It's Tesla. Who is the scientist who proved the heliocentric theory?"

"Ding!"

Dali smiled and said, "Ultraman Gadiga!"

“It’s Galileo.”

Zhao Haitang suddenly thought of a question and asked hurriedly, "You must know the answer to this question. What is the approximate value of Planck's constant?"

"Ding!"

"Constant, so long!"

Dali suddenly measured a length with his hand.

Hu Qiang thought to himself that it was over. He didn't expect that Dali had even forgotten her catchphrase.

"Don't worry, I still have a way."

Hu Qiang thought for a moment and decided to find the person who tied the bell to untie it, so he took out his cell phone.

Dali heard his cell phone ringing and answered the video call from Hu Qiang.

Hu Qiang smiled and waved, asking, "Can you hear me?"

Dali turned his head and looked at Hu Qiang on the side. "Nonsense, you are right in front of me, of course I can hear you."

"Well, let's try this quantum contagion method and infect me with your cold virus through the phone screen. Come on, sneeze at the screen, don't pity me."

"That sounds like a great idea. A-choo!"

Dali sneezed loudly at the phone screen.

Hu Qiang asked hurriedly: "Do you feel better?"

"It seems to be better." Dali nodded blankly.

Zhao Haitang read from the book, "Let's try another question. A cup of coffee contains 0.194 grams of caffeine. How many caffeine molecules are there in this cup of coffee?"

"Ding!"

Dali smiled and stretched out his fingers, then counted: "One plus one equals one, one plus two equals two, one plus one."

Curry Sauce was surprised and said, "It's rare to see someone who is worse at multiplication tables than Sister Meijia."

Xiang Yu shook his head and said, "They say that the rich rely on technology, and the poor rely on mutation. I wonder if Dali has mutated, so he has become stupid?"

Zhang Wei laughed and joked, "I remember Ziqiao once imagined his brain as a supercomputer. In two hours, he remembered the names and phone numbers of hundreds of his ex-girlfriends."

"Eh? I remember this too. It was when Guan Gu and You You had been together for a short time, right?"

As Xiang Yu drank the medicine, he asked, "But what does this have to do with Dali?"

Zhang Wei explained: "I think Dali can imagine that his brain is a supercomputer. Now the computer is infected with a virus. At this time, you need an antivirus software to clean up all these viruses."

"Virus, clean it up?"

Dali felt dizzy and muttered to himself: "I started to check myself and found the virus."

Hu Qiang and Zhao Haitang were shocked and looked at each other. Did they really see the virus?

"Intruder spotted, intruder spotted, red alert issued."

Dali muttered to himself: "The virus is too stubborn. Restarting the computer. Shutdown failed. Shutdown failed. The virus has invaded the boot program. The last line of defense is activated. Formatting..."

After being stunned for a second, Hu Qiang quickly grabbed Dali.

"Ah hey hey~ If I format it, it will be really over."

Hu Qiang quickly shook Dali awake.

"Hey? What's wrong with me?"

Dali asked silently, and there was silence all around.

Hu Qiang said helplessly: "Da Li, you want to format yourself, have you forgotten? It's not worth it for a knowledge contest."

"Oh~~"

Dali suddenly realized: "What is formatting?"

Xiang Yu coughed and explained: "It means deleting all the data."

"So that's it?"

He nodded vigorously: "By the way, who am I?"

Everyone looked stunned. Could it really have been formatted?

Hu Qiang said with concern: "Da Li, why don't you give up tomorrow's game?"

Dali suddenly raised his hand and said cutely, "Don't give up easily. I have another way."

……

At night, top floor.

Dali was taking a sauna, with only his small head sticking out.

There are five or six heaters around.

"The book says that sauna is OK."

Dali suddenly got stuck.

Yifei at the side said helplessly: "It promotes blood circulation and removes waste from the body. Do you feel better?"

Dali said naively, "Much better. This paper is so well written that I can't stop writing."

Hu Qiang was confused and said, "But you have been reading the first page for an hour."

".Well, I don't understand. Tomorrow's game, the audience across the country will know that I am an idiot. I will be nailed to the pillar of shame in history."

Dali's voice had a hint of crying.

Hu Qiang couldn't bear it and said, "Da Li, why don't you withdraw from the competition?"

Dali frowned and said, "If I desert the battlefield, I will still be nailed to the pillar of shame in history! While I am still wise, I plan to write an autobiography."

Yifei complained: "How old are you? Why are you writing an autobiography?"

Dali said depressedly: "For me, having no IQ is the same as being dead."

Yifei stood up and comforted him, "Okay, you will always be my smartest student. Come on, stop being so hot. Go take a nap and have some rest."

……

After going out.

Hu Qiang looked depressed, "Even Haitang can influence Ziqiao, why can't I? Don't we love each other enough?"

Yifei shook her head and said, "You think too much. Quantum contagion is just made up."

Hu Qiang sighed and asked, "Well, what else can I do now to help Dali win the game?"

"Don't expect to win in this situation."

Yifei changed the subject and said, "But at least, you can accompany Dali."

"You mean, let me accompany Dali all the way?"

Yifei shook her head and said, "No, what I mean is that you have to accompany Dali to the competition, otherwise she might not even know the way."

(End of this chapter)