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Chapter 135 134 Who is your father?

Wu Yun didn't curse. After all, it was business, and he was still very professional.

"I am." Forcibly suppressing the urge to curse, Wu Yun wiped the lipstick marks on his face and put the smile back on his face, but it looked a little ferocious.

"I am Wu Yun, the number one killer in the world. You are welcome to contact me for assassination commissions. I am not only a killer, but I also help people beat them up but not to death, escort them with bodyguards, and do their homework for them. Of course. , I don’t accept homework assignments from junior high school or above.”

Seeing the ferocious expression on Wu Yun's face, the little fat man was obviously a little scared, but he did not retreat and did not use his deck. A trace of determination flashed in his eyes. He looked at Wu Yun and said calmly:

"I, I... I have something I want to entrust you to do for me."

"What's the matter?" Wu Yun asked, and then added; "By the way, because it is the spring break now, if you want to ask me to do something, you need to give me an extra twenty of the total remuneration for the Spring Festival. The cost of my horse.”

"I...I have no money." The little fat man shook his head.

In an instant, Wu Yun became angry.

His face turned red, steam began to rise from his head, and he made a 'whooping' sound, and his chest swelled like a grouse.

"What the hell, you little bastard, what a fat pig, what the hell are you, are you fucking making fun of me!?"

"I want to kill...!!"

"But I have this!" The little fat man ignored Wu Yun's verbal attack, not because he ignored it, but because he really didn't care. Seeing that Wu Yun's red temperature had broken through his defense, he immediately took out something from behind his back and handed it to Wu Yun, whose finger was pointing at him and shining brightly.

"Ouch! Ouch? What are you doing? This is too polite, too polite!!"

Wu Yun's face changed as fast as his red face. He suddenly smiled brightly, his eyebrows were wide open, his smile was like a flower, his face was as beautiful as the moon... bah bah bah.

He grabbed the gold nugget from the little fat man's hand and stuffed it into his pocket. There is no need to bite it with your teeth. In fact, he does not need this step to distinguish gold. He usually does it just out of a sense of ritual.

Although this gold nugget is not very pure and has a lot of impurities, it can't hold it... It can't hold it. Is this thing big enough? This...this is a twenty kilogram gold nugget.

Twenty kilograms!

No matter how many impurities there are, even if only five kilograms can be extracted in the end, it's still two fucking million, that's two million! ! Wu Yun paid for killing two people!

Speaking of which, whether in another world or this world, the price of asking Wu Yun to take action is actually not expensive, let's talk about it.

One million Yunguang coins is not a lot. An ordinary person's monthly income is about 4,000 yuan, which is the median income of people in Yunguang City.

As for the housing prices here, the housing prices in Yunguang City are cheaper than when Wu Yun's Big Dark City was not the Big Dark City.

Although the place here seems small, with 500 million people living in a city of 30,000 square kilometers, the city is actually quite spacious.

Even if there is only such a small part of Yunguang City left now, it is more than enough to house 500 million people.

If an ordinary person is a little extravagant every month, five hundred yuan is enough. As for one million, the price of a flying car ranges from fifty thousand to five million Yunguang coins.

The price of a mid-range flying car that is not so low-end but not so high-end is one hundred thousand to two hundred thousand, one million Yunguang coins, which is almost enough for an ordinary family of three to live a life without worries about food and clothing. .

But for a master of Wu Yun's level, it is only one million. If it is for other people, there is a high probability that they are not even qualified to say a word to the other person. Well, maybe, but it's just a few words, just polite.

As for killing? Seriously, let alone killing people, even if you give a heaven-level god one million to help you record a blessing video, they may not do it. They may think you are insulting him and slap you to death. Let’s turn your birthday into a memorial day.

Of course, this set of rules is useless to Wu Yun.

In fact, it's not just him. If you want to spend one million to hire a heaven-level god to work for you, to be honest, in theory, this is basically impossible, but don't forget, this is... 1 One million is enough for Wu Yun, a heaven-level god-man, to fight to the death with another heaven-level god-man. Naturally, it is also enough for another heaven-level god to give up for one million yuan.

After all, 'master's bearing' and 'master's dignity' are something that not everyone in the wasteland has.

In addition, the price for Wu Yun to record a blessing video is 250 yuan for fifteen seconds, with an additional 50 yuan for each additional five seconds.

Make money, not shabby.

"Who do you want to kill?"

Faced with twenty kilograms of gold, Wu Yun immediately entered professional mode. He looked at the little fat man in front of him meticulously and respectfully, and asked solemnly.

"Well, I don't want to kill anyone." The little fat man shook his head repeatedly, "I just want to ask you to save a friend of mine!"

"Me too, I don't know where I can find someone to do this for me, so I thought of you. I didn't want to find you at first, but..."

"Where is he? Who is he? Give me the information and I will help you rescue him as quickly as possible." Wu Yun ignored the little fat man's words and directly interrupted the spell: "Don't worry, you can Completely trust in my professionalism.”

"He, he is in another universe." The little fat man hesitated for a while and said, "So, if you want to save him, you have to go to another universe to save him. This may take a long time... …”

"It doesn't matter." Wu Yun interrupted the little fat man again. When he heard the little fat man say, 'This may take a long time,' he almost laughed out loud.

"Hey, let's not talk about anything else, but for this, you really found the right person!" Wu Yun said to the little fat man with a smile: "I am good at this, this is my specialty. You are in this universe Will I find another person who is better at cross-universe rescue than me?"

"Tell me, where is he? I'll be there right away."

"This is his gathering signal." The little fat man pressed a button on his watch. After a while, a QR code appeared above the phone on his watch.

"I taught him how to apply. Just add him and let him position you." The little fat man said.

"Okay, I understand." Wu Yun nodded, and then asked randomly: "Oh, by the way, excuse me, can I ask you, where did this piece of gold of yours come from? Should I Could it be stolen from home?"

"Before we formally sign the contract, you have to go to the notary office with me to get it notarized to ensure that the transaction between us is completely legal. Oh, yes, you also need to be accompanied by your parents. Don't worry, I will let your parents agree."

Having said this, Wu Yun also showed an evil smile on his face, "I have experience in this matter."

"Well, my dad gave it to me on my birthday this year." The little fat man replied. "He hit an asteroid while fighting with someone and found that there was a lot of gold in the asteroid."

"So the two of them didn't even fight and divided the asteroid together. My dad gave me one when he came back and said it was a birthday present for me."

"Huh?" After hearing this answer, Wu Yun immediately remembered something. He remembered that he had seen the news and the two protagonists in the news.

Looking at the little fat man again, he suddenly realized: This kid seems a bit familiar, right?
  "Who is your father?" he asked.

"My dad is the first Tianwu." The little fat man replied.

Wu Yun was silent for almost a minute. After that, he slowly spoke, looked at the little fat man, and said:

"Don't worry, I will complete your entrustment, but you still need to find other guardians in your family to notarize it with me. Your dad is busy during this time, and he can't go home."

"Huh? How do you know?"

　The last update will be later. This is a small plot and will end tomorrow. Next week, go to Dimension City to open a new dungeon.

　　
  　
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