Give them a little funny shock

Chapter 136 135 I’m rushing back to celebrate the New Year ()

"Because my brother is the city lord and Wuhe."

"Wow!! Are you, are you the younger brother of Commander-in-Chief Wuhe!??" In an instant, stars filled the little fat man's eyes, "You are, you are actually...the younger brother of Commander-in-Chief??"

"Then can you, can you help me get an autograph from the commander-in-chief!?" The little fat man arrived quickly, "I am him, I am his most loyal fan and supporter!!!"

"Let's talk about that kind of thing later." Wu Yun interrupted the little fat man sourly. He was very convinced of his brother's strength.

But as for his reputation, it can only be said that Wu Yun feels that he is no worse than Wu He at all, but why? Why does Yun Guangcheng know Wu He as an individual and basically be a fan of Wu He?
  Why! ?

Obviously he is also extremely handsome, obviously he is also...

With a sour mentality, Wu Yun took the little fat guy First Wudi to his house, and he followed First Wudi's mother Lan Yue, who was the same height as his brother and had a physique comparable to that of Wu Yun and Wu He. I went to the local notary office to have it notarized.

Finally, the contract is signed and the deal is sealed. On the first day, Wu Yun was warmly entertained by Wu's wife Lan Yue and had dinner at his house. I have to say that Lan Yue's craftsmanship is indeed good, at least fifty times better than that of his brother Wu He. .

Of course, you would definitely not dare to say this in front of Wu He. But Wu He's cooking skills are actually not bad, but they can't compare with Miss Lan Yue.

In addition, Miss Lan Yue's cooking skills are not as good as those of First Tianwu. Before serving as the supreme committee member of Yunguang City, First Tianwu was the head chef of the famous restaurant "No. 1 Kitchen God" in Yunguang City.

Just like the name of the restaurant: the food in this restaurant is the best in Yunguang City.

[I am the best killer in the world: Hello, I am Wu Yun. Your friend, the Invincible Tyrannosaurus God, invited you to be the great savior in his universe. Please send me your location and I will come to find you now]

[Qiu Shui: Yes, really, can you really save me? My positioning is, how to send the positioning]

[I am the number one killer in the world: You do this first, then this, [picture] [picture] [picture], are you okay? 】

[Qiu Shui sent you a positioning]

Putting down his mobile phone, Wu Yun came to the street, stopped a taxi and got in. Then he showed the location on his mobile phone to the taxi driver:
  "Go here."

"Here?" The taxi driver stared at the location on Wu Yun's phone for a long time, then pressed down the empty license plate in front of him.

"Set the clock."

"Okay." Wu Yun fastened his seat belt and asked, "How much does it cost?"

"I don't know." The driver turned the steering wheel and the car began to slowly lift into the air. "Look at the watch. Whatever is on the watch is what it is."

"Oh."

After that, the two of them stopped talking. The taxi began to advance slowly in the air, flying farther and higher, higher and higher. Until it finally completely leaves the earth's atmosphere and enters the universe.

Soon, the taxi also came to the end of the universe, passing through the boundary between reality and abstraction, existence and non-existence, and arrived at the endless void.

Question: Why don’t humans just use taxis to travel to places outside the galaxy?
  Answer: I don’t know either.

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  "Nolan, don't go over there!" In the narrow alley, a tall woman shouted at the young man standing at the entrance of the alley.

Although he was very reluctant to give up, the young man could only show his reluctance on his face, stopped and ran towards his mother.

"Okay, Mom."

The lower town of Mirar is an area formed by countless bloated buildings squeezed and spliced ​​together. It is not a large area but has a large population.

There is everything here and everything is installed. The entire lower city extends from the ground to the sky, penetrating through thick cumulus clouds, and also extends underground, near the transition layer filled with molten material.

"Outside is the territory of the Tiger Hall, do you want to be arrested by them?"

The tall woman stared at her child with stern electronic eyes. The ball camera in her eye sockets rotated and made a sour friction sound. She was not in a good mood now.

"I'm sorry, Mom." The boy lowered his head, "I just listened..."

Before the boy could finish speaking, his mother covered his mouth, and the two of them disappeared into the alley in an instant. It had just rained yesterday, and the water droplets fell from an unknown height and hit the puddles on the alley floor, splashing up a group of smaller water droplets and causing ripples in the puddles.

It also adds a new color - red to the puddles that are not clear.

Red quickly spread out in the puddles. After this first drop of water, more drops of water fell from the sky. Not just the puddles, they gradually turned the entire alleyway red.

As the red color spreads, a strange smell gradually replaced the smell of inferior engine oil that used to fill the alleys and became the mainstream here.

The Tiger Hall has become very violent recently, and they will interrogate anyone who walks onto the street rashly.

If they think there's anything wrong with you, you're out of luck. The Menghutang is a behemoth that dominates the three streets of Ba Lin Street, Menghu Street, and Sour Rain Street in Xiacheng District. They are in charge of all aspects of these three streets with a population of nearly 200,000.

The tiger is a very ancient creature, but real tigers can only be seen in uptown zoos today.

Since the Tiger Hall is called this, they must have tigers, and more than one. Although it is not a real tiger, it is indistinguishable from a real tiger in terms of ferocity and action modules.

The Tiger Hall was founded by a Dongguo man, and the concept of "Eastern Man" is as old as the tigers in the Tiger Hall.

The owner of the Tiger Hall is Xu Hu. He is the third generation descendant of the Tiger Hall. He just celebrated his 100th birthday last week.

It's a pity that he didn't live to be more than a hundred years old. He passed away less than ten years after taking the throne. He died young and it is said that he didn't even have a chance to change his mind.

However, such news has always been just gossip. It is true that Xu Hu is dead, but no one knows whether he is really dead. It is just that there are such rumors circulating in private. No matter what era or world we are in, there will always be a large number of uncles.

As for the reason for Xu Hu’s death? This is easy to know, because you can see the wanted poster for the murderer everywhere.

His bounty is as high as two million Midwinter Points, which is enough for you to stay in the most luxurious hotel under the Midwinter Group for twenty days.

If you have the means, you can even buy a house in the Longdong Group employee residential area with these two million Longdong Points.

A huge electronic wanted poster for the murderer is projected in the center of every intersection on the street.

It was a strong-looking man wearing a black trench coat, holding up one hand and showing two fingers, smiling broadly, with two mustaches on his lips.

He has long, shiny black hair, with a long braid on his back and a pink bow at the end.

The murderer's surname is Wu. He is of Dongguo ethnicity. His specific name is unknown. He is 1.95 meters tall. There is no information other than that. His origin is unknown, but he is extremely dangerous.

Still in that alley, more things fell from the sky, including human organ parts made of pure machinery, and semi-mechanical remains mixed with blood and flesh.

They were like rain, falling from high altitudes and hitting the ground hard, shattering to pieces.

Back in time a few days ago, it was the same alley.

A taxi appeared out of thin air and stopped in an alley. Wu Yun glanced at the unfamiliar environment outside the window, then turned back and looked at the taxi meter.

In an instant, he frowned, and then immediately cursed:

"What the fuck, are you trying to rip off customers? Five hundred yuan for half an hour?"

As a man who regards money as his life, Wu Yun's stingy nature burst out the moment he saw the meter.

"Brother, this is transporting passengers across the universe!" The driver immediately became alert, looked at Wu Yun and said, "I don't ask for more at this price. If you want to refuse to pay, then I will call the police! "

"Okay, okay..." Wu Yun waved his hand impatiently and took out five bills from his pocket, "Here you go!"

"Hmph..." The driver snorted coldly, took the five hundred-yuan bills and checked them carefully several times. After confirming that they were correct, he accepted them. At the same time, a smile appeared on his face again:

"Hey, have a safe trip, buddy. I hope you have a good time here!"

"........."

　This is a Baibai fanfic I wrote before, but I didn’t write many words. I’ll simplify it a bit and change it. It’s a small plot. This plot will end tomorrow.
  　　
  　
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