What the hell is Uncle Dong happy about letting you play the role of village committee member?
Chapter 158 Taking office, Goose City!
Chapter 158 Taking office, Goose City!
"After all, the best thing about Ning Feng is that you will never guess what he is going to do!"
The audience's discussion was immediately stopped by a sudden gunshot.
I only saw that in the live broadcast screen,
Zhang Mazi, played by Ning Feng, leads a group of subordinates to ambush high in the mountains.
Holding a spear, aim at the white horse dragging the speeding train below.
boom! ! !
Pulling the trigger, a burst of gunfire exploded under the clear sky! !
However, the white horse below is still there and the train is still running normally.
"Missed?"
Liuzi beside Zhang Mazi turned his head in confusion.
Zhang Mazi, played by Ning Feng, is holding his shoulders and looking confident at the moment.
"Let the bullets fly for a while..."
After the words fell, all I could see was the neighing of horses,
The ropes tightly connecting the horses and the train collapsed one after another! !
The horses were freed from the heavy restraints of the train.
And the speeding train has even lost the power source of the horses! !
The soldiers hiding in the carriage panicked and pointed their guns out the window, firing bullets for free, but found nothing.
"The second and third sons will follow me, and the rest of you will go and chase the white horse back!"
Amidst the cheers of his men beside him,
Zhang Mazi, played by Ning Feng, threw the barrel of the gun in his hand towards others.
He directly turned the sack mask on his head around.
Revealing the [Nine Tubes] pattern on the sticker above.
With a wave of his arms, he rode on a black horse in black clothes!
The second child and the third child in the back followed closely behind! !
Along the rugged mountain ridge, we get closer to the train speeding below! !
The black horse crosses the river, and the river water is filled with white waves.
Without the power of the white horse, although the train was galloping with inertia, its speed was significantly reduced.
Zhang Mazi, played by Ning Feng, lowered his body, crossed the two carriages, and chased directly to the front.
Without saying anything, he picked up the two axes in his hands.
Accurately, thrown on the railroad track ahead!
The men behind him, one after the other, used the butts of their rifles to knock the ax deeper! !
It is deeply embedded in the rails in front of the train! !
when! ! !
Boom! ! !
A series of huge crashes resounded throughout the valley,
The speeding train actually turned over 180 degrees, creating a parabola in the air!
Fly to the distant lake!
In the middle, a drop of hot pot soup base fell from it and landed on the nine-tube mask on Ning Feng's face.
He touched it with his hand, smelled it, and said in confusion: "Hot pot?"
This series of big scenes all rely on special sound effects projected by AI.
Only a few of them are props built in the on-site studio.
thump! ! !
As the train crashed into the lake, huge waves splashed,
After a flash of black screen, the picture in the live broadcast room reappeared.
"Dad, I've searched all over, no money, no goods."
"There are only two people left alive. Should we kill them or not?"
Liuzi's voice came clearly, accompanied by the mechanical friction of the alarm clock.
Zhang Mazi, played by Ning Feng, is still wearing a nine-tube mask on his face at the moment, sitting cross-legged on the iron train that has crashed into the lake.
He twisted the alarm clock in his hand and placed it casually in front of him.
"Where is the money? Tell me."
"If you can't speak before the alarm goes off, your head will move."
Ning Feng's voice was slightly deep.
Bland and threatening.
And Ge You, Uncle Ge, plays Ma Bond, half of his body is exposed through the car window at this moment, and half of his body is stuck in the car.
His whole body, from head to toe, was like a drowned rat.
After hearing what Ning Feng said,
Suddenly his eyes widened, his mouth opened wide, and he howled with a look of despair:
"what!!!!"
But just after calling twice, Zhang Mazi, played by Ning Feng, pointed at his nose and scolded:
"cry?!"
Then he added jokingly: "Crying counts as time."
Ma Bangde, played by Ge You, suddenly lost his expression and stopped howling in embarrassment.
He blinked, showing an innocent expression.
"Just say whatever you have to say."
Suddenly, a woman's voice came from not far away.
"Madam, who are you?"
"I am the county magistrate's wife." At this moment, the county magistrate's wife was leaning on the edge of several broken boxes, her whole body wet with water, and she was dressed in blue. He half-twisted his body and spoke without fear.
"Disrespectful." Ning Feng cupped his hand, then lowered his head and looked at Ma Bond, played by Ge You,
"Then you are the county magistrate?"
Suddenly, Ge You shook his head as if pounding garlic.
Ring ring ring! ! !
What a coincidence, the piercing alarm clock sounded.
Not far away, several of Zhang Mazi's men raised their guns in unison and aimed at Ma Bond.
The latter suddenly let out a scream like a slaughtering pig from his mouth.
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!!"
When he heard the sound of gun bolts in his ears, he nodded his head from side to side in a panic: "You have money! You have money!"
"If you have money, you will have money!"
"The county magistrate and I went to the city to take office."
"The county magistrate drowned, and now there is none."
"You will get it when you take office, and you will get money when you take office!"
"As soon as I take office!"
Faced with Ma Bond's begging for mercy, Zhang Mazi, played by Ning Feng, did not reply immediately.
Instead, he clicked the alarm clock in his hand and turned it.
Put it in front of you again,
"I'll give you another round and follow the official buying process."
"There are two hundred thousand." Ge You replied.
"Where's the money?"
"I bought an official position."
"Why buy an official?"
"make money."
"How much can you earn?"
"Double!"
"for how long?"
"One year!"
The two of them asked and answered questions, one long and one short, speaking quickly, and none of the lines they spoke exceeded five words.
And I heard what Mabond said about the 'one year' time limit.
Ning Feng suddenly became angry and slapped the iron train he was sitting on hard with his hand.
There was a dull thud.
Along with the abuse in his mouth: "I have to wait for you for a year?"
Ge You hurriedly explained: "Half a year! Half a year! Even if you're lucky, it only takes a month!"
"The county magistrate drowned, who will take office?" Ning Feng calmed down and said.
"Me." Ge You was full of confidence.
"who are you?"
"Master!"
When Ning Feng heard this, he swore again: "You are a master, how dare you pretend to be the county magistrate?!"
For a moment, the audience laughed subconsciously.
"Hahahaha, I'm really convinced. It's Ning Feng. It's such a big live show. He doesn't care about anything. He scolds his mother when he should, and swears when he should."
"A few sentences before and after, two sentences have their own destiny."
"This line has an indescribable feeling. It is simple and clear, very ordinary, and yet unusual, indescribable."
"Uncle Ge's performance is so interesting. Is this the talent of an old comedian? When you look at it, any expression will make people feel happy!"
"Uncle Ge's performance is indeed good, but haven't you noticed that the entire performance rhythm, from the beginning to now, seems to be guided by Ning Feng?"
"Logically speaking, actors are guided by experienced actors when performing. Ning Feng, a newcomer, no matter how good his acting skills are, has almost zero experience in front of Uncle Ge."
"But when it comes to acting, how come the two people's statuses are reversed??"
"Uncle Ge is performing to Ning Feng's rhythm? This is comedy! It's the type that Uncle Ge is best at. How can Ning Feng take the lead in this??"
(End of this chapter)
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