What the hell is Uncle Dong happy about letting you play the role of village committee member?

Chapter 159 You will be the master, and I will be the county magistrate!
"Don't tell me, I don't know what's going on. In fact, when Ning Feng appeared on the stage, I felt that he had the same feeling as those veteran comedians!"

"Oh, finally someone has spoken out my heart! Uncle Ge is full of smiles. This is normal. He has been acting in comedies for most of his life. He is so 'pickled'."

"But what about Ning Feng? Ning Feng is wearing a mask now and has no comedy experience, but across the screen and through the mask, I can feel that he is the one who has the most jokes in the whole film! "

"Outrageous! Too outrageous!!"

"It must be an illusion!"

When Ning Feng first started performing,
He has already used the newly acquired [Innate Joy] character at the same time.

Every move, word and deed brings a sense of joy.

This kind of invisible influence is truly terrifying!
"How dare you, a master, pretend to be the county magistrate?"

"No one knows what the county chief looks like!" Facing Zhang Mazi, played by Ning Feng, Ge You explained repeatedly,

"How many times have you done this?" Ning Feng continued to ask,
"Twice a year."

"How many years have you been working?"

"Eight years." 'Master Tang' played by Ge You quickly replied.

"Eight-eight-eight-sixty-four...have you earned 6.4 million?!"

At this moment, Ning Feng hugged his shoulders and looked at the other party with interest through the mask.

"He...his county magistrate earned 6.4 million!" Ge You realized that he had said the wrong thing and hurriedly shied away.
"I'm not a master! I just make a small change!"

"Didn't you miss it?" Ning Feng moved his body.

"If you don't fight with your hands, you'll fight for your brains, not your blood."

"Where are you going to take office this time?"

"Goose City."

"What if the train is hijacked and your people drown?" Ning Feng raised his head and looked at the red flags floating in the lake and a few scattered wooden boxes.

"I bought the car and hired the person, and no one traced it!"

"Ok?"

"No one is investigating!" Ge You repeated,
The next moment, Ning Feng, played by Zhang Mazi, took off the entire nine-tube mask on his face.

Scared, Ge You hurriedly lowered his head and closed his eyes tightly, waving his hands in panic.
"Don't pick it, don't pick it! Don't pick it!" He was afraid that if he saw the other person's appearance, he would be killed and silenced.

"I understand the rules, but I can't live without seeing your face!"

However, at this moment, not only Ning Feng, but also the other bandits in all directions took off their masks one by one.

All of them stared at Master Tang in the center with mysterious smiles on their faces.

"Let me go. I took office in Goose City and gave all the money I made to you! All to you!" Ge You explained hurriedly,
Ning Feng changed the topic,

"The brothers replied, "You didn't get a penny. Isn't it appropriate?"

"Inappropriate." Ge You didn't dare to refute.

"You took one look at me and lost your life. Isn't it appropriate?"

This sentence touched Ge You's heart. He closed his eyes tightly, pulled his neck and raised his tone, strongly affirming,

"Even more inappropriate!"

"Lend me your drowned brothers." Ning Feng pointed at the corpses of soldiers lined up on the shore not far away.

Ge You dared not say anything, and responded repeatedly: "Use, use, use! They bully men and dominate women, and they deserve to die!"

But then, he closed his eyes and wondered: "No, what's the use if everyone is dead?"

"Dead people are sometimes more useful than living people!"

Ning Feng stood up from the iron train, approached Ge You, leaned down,
"Master, open your eyes and look at me."

"No!"

"Have a look!"

"no no!"

"Just take a look?"

"No no no no!"

After three questions and three answers, Ge You refused to raise his head and open his eyes.

The next moment, Ning Feng stepped forward, slapped him on the back, and asked, "Master, what is your surname?"

Caught off guard, Ge You subconsciously raised his head, opened his eyes, and blurted out: "It's free of charge." "What's the surname Ta Ma?!"

"The surname is Tang."

"Master Tang, I will be the county magistrate, and you will continue to be my master." Ning Feng pointed at himself,

"Let's take a trip to Goose City."

"Brothers! Take office, Goose City!!"

When Ge You was surprised, Ning Feng threw the alarm clock in front of him into the sky.
All the bandits shouted in unison: "Take office in Goose City!!"

Amidst the echoes of gunshots, the alarm clock in mid-air shattered into pieces.

The screen turned,
The path to Echeng is covered with loess and smoke.

Both sides of the road are overgrown and desolate.

Zhang Mazi, played by Ning Feng, has already changed his outfit.

She is handsome with a white horse, and from head to toe, she is dressed in a white hat, white suit, white trousers and black boots.

He also wore round sunglasses on his face.

Take the lead and be free and easy.

Next to him was the wife of the former county magistrate.

Dressed in colorful clothes, there was no trace of worry or panic on his face.

"I feel very guilty for what happened to your husband."

As Ning Feng spoke, he cupped his hands toward the county magistrate's wife.

Kill the other person's husband and apologize verbally.

Well, that's pretty cool.

However, the county magistrate's wife didn't seem to care at all.

Looking straight ahead, he said to himself: "I am a widow for the fourth time."

"Then don't do it for the fifth time!" Ning Feng said teasingly with a smile on his face.

The county magistrate's wife simply accepted the conversation and joked back,
"Then it depends on your ability."

"Hahahahaha." Ning Feng smiled heartily, turned around, and looked at Ge You who was sitting depressed on the carriage at the back of the motorcade.

The "Master Tang" played by the other party is listless and has no love in life. Leaning next to a pile of broken wooden boxes and bumping along with the carriage.

"Master, what is the most important thing about being a couple?"

"Love..." Ge You shouted weakly.

"Can't hear you, say it again!"

"Love!!!" Ge You opened his hands and shouted with all his strength.

This funny and helpless performance instantly made everyone laugh out loud.

"Hahahahahahahaha I can't stop laughing."

"Destroyed someone else's train, robbed someone else of their official position, robbed someone else of their wife, and asked them what the key to a good couple is!"

“This really doesn’t leave any chance of survival!!”

"Uncle Ge's comedy skills are already strong. Every action and expression can make people laugh. Now coupled with a live treasure like Ning Feng, the plot effect is so explosive!"

"And haven't you noticed, they are all relatively high-level black humor that can make people react for a while! If you don't think about it carefully, you won't find the point of laughter!"

"I can only say that there are hundreds of millions of details!"

Compared with the audience, they are talking about the superficial laughter and plot.

The other contestants, who are professional actors, are currently gathering in the waiting area.

The focus is on the other side.

"The lines in this opening scene are too harsh!"

"What can be refined cannot be more refined, and simplicity contains a lot of deep meaning."

“The most important thing is that it’s catchy!”

"It's as if, instead of speaking lines, a group of people are pairing poems!"

(End of this chapter)