What the hell is Uncle Dong happy about letting you play the role of village committee member?
Chapter 169 Brother, you know me!
Chapter 169 Brother, you know me!
Contestants appeared one after another, and their wonderful performances left all the audience unsatisfied.
"I went too hard! It felt like I had watched several classic blockbusters at once!"
"This is what a program of this scale should be!"
“It’s even more fierce than the last round, these players are like they’ve been beaten to death!”
"Deng Chao and Xu Zheng, each has a higher score than the other. They are determined to compete with Ning Feng for the first place!"
"To be honest, Ning Feng is very dangerous this round. It's not just about the competition. At the end of the last round, he made harsh words, saying that the audience basically couldn't understand this round's performance! "
"The score in the competition is pretty good. If I can't live up to the flag I set, I'll be really embarrassed and thrown into my grandma's house."
"Look, look, Ning Feng is here!!"
Amidst the discussions of countless audiences,
Ning Feng enters the performance!
The big screen on the stage also scrolled directly to broadcast the background of this round of Ning Feng's performance.
[In order to slander Zhang Mazi, Huang Silang asked his subordinates to pretend to be Mazi bandits, break into houses by force, and insult women. 】
[After learning about this, Zhang Mazi and many brothers gathered in the county government office to discuss the matter. 】
At this moment, Ning Feng walked into the studio.
The environmental background image projected by AI quietly emerged.
It was noon, inside the county government office, around the long dark table, Zhang Mazi, played by Ning Feng, and a group of Mazi brothers were sitting around.
Master Tang, played by Ge You, was so angry that he slammed the nine-cylinder mask in his hand on the table and shouted:
"Smash you! Smash you!"
He hugged his shoulders and pulled his neck to vent: "Rabbits know not to eat the grass beside their nests!"
“Six people, and you’re still looking at me in front of someone else’s husband?!”
"Bah! Disgusting!!"
"I turned off the lights!"
Listening to Master Tang's abuse, everyone, including Ning Feng, sat quietly.
Some were smoking, some were cleaning their guns, some were absent-minded, and they didn't take it seriously at all.
"You can spend some money on this kind of thing!" Mr. Tang, played by Ge You, squatted on the ground, put his hands on the edge of the table, and looked around.
"Spend some time."
"Even if it's a female ticket!?"
"It doesn't cost much!"
"Even if it's sneaky!"
"They're just like bandits!"
Ge You stood up and emphasized vigorously: "We are worse than bandits!"
"You still want people to praise you? Just one sentence, disgusting!!"
“I’m sure I won’t be able to make any more money!”
"Disgusting! Disgusting!"
He turned back three times in one step, cursed and left the room.
"Disgusting! Disgusting!"
"Bah! That's disgusting!"
Ning Feng, who was sitting there, wearing a lake blue mandarin jacket, moved his eyes, looking left and right, looking at the remaining bandit brothers.
Finally, he crossed his hands and put them on the table, looking deeply at Lao Qi, who was wearing glasses.
Suddenly, he looked at the other party with horror. He turned around hastily to confirm, and after realizing that what Ning Feng was looking at was him,
He sat upright with an innocent look on his face,
"Brother, you understand me."
"I never do anything to bully others."
At this point, he paused and added pretentiously: "I like to be passive."
Zhang Mazi, played by Ning Feng, heard this and looked at Lao San, who had a long back, a vest and a shirt, and was chewing something in his mouth.
The third child tilted his neck and said seriously: "Brother, you know me well. With my habit, I don't ask for anything from anyone."
Ning Feng looked at Lao Si again, his hair was short and his face was dark red.
"Brother, you know me. If it were me..." The fourth child paused and said, "No one would be alive to complain." Ning Feng hummed and looked at the fifth child.
The fifth-year-old is very old and wearing a black mandarin jacket: "Brother, you understand me."
"Although my fifth brother is the oldest, I...I still..."
As he spoke, he was a little embarrassed to say anything. After comparing it twice, he still accepted his fate: "Commonly known as Chunan..."
As soon as these words came out, there was laughter from the brothers around.
The originally tense atmosphere also eased a lot.
And when Ning Feng aimed his gaze at the one-eyed second child, the latter immediately raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't look at me."
"Brother, you know me well. If I take action, I'll be lying on the table."
"It should be his husband!"
After saying that, he smiled and ate something.
When Ning Feng heard this, he nodded slightly, looked around, and said meaningfully: "I heard it, you all have special skills!"
An opening, full of laughter and curses, very relaxed.
At this moment, many players were waiting in the waiting area.
He was also obviously taken aback, somewhat unexpectedly.
"Ning Feng's opening... is so special."
"It's completely different from the previous round. From beginning to end, there are a lot of laughs and the atmosphere becomes more relaxed."
"By the way...what does the third child mean? Don't ask for anything? Why don't I understand something?"
Some people in the crowd asked questions.
Soon, a player next to him grabbed the opponent's right hand and pointed at it.
"Nuo, don't ask for anything, just rely on it."
The person who questioned was stunned for a moment, then understood instantly and his face turned red.
He took his hand away and said, "You...don't talk nonsense."
He patted his chest, filled with indignation:
"I'm a serious person!"
Among the crowd, Hu Ge stood at the front, holding his shoulders, thoughtfully.
"What are you thinking about here?" Peng Yuqi came forward and asked doubtfully.
"I was thinking about the deep meaning of this conversation." Hu Ge smiled and shook his head: "In the last round of Ning Feng's performance, every line had a deep meaning, so I subconsciously analyzed every line. talk."
Hearing this, Peng Yuquan smiled and patted the other party's shoulder, pointed in the direction of the studio and said: "Why are you thinking so much? I'm just sleeping anyway. This scene played by Ning Feng has an indescribable sense of joy." , although the joke is vulgar, the effect is surprisingly good. "
"Wouldn't this mean that Ning Feng is strong?" Hu Ge sighed: "It's too difficult to create a comedy that has profound meaning, joy and joy, and depth."
……
At this moment, in the studio, the performance continues.
I got everyone's answer and cleared everyone's suspicion.
Zhang Mazi, played by Ning Feng, glanced at the brothers from left to right.
Stretching out his hand, he changed the subject.
"But someone lied to me."
As soon as these words came out, the brothers looked tense.
"Who?"
"Who?"
"Lao Tang." Ning Feng said lightly.
"Can a master not see such an obvious thing?"
Ning Feng picked up the nine-cylinder mask on the table and said, "This is obviously someone Huang Silang found someone to impersonate!"
Upon hearing this, everyone leaned forward and listened carefully.
"He's acting weird today."
"There must be something wrong in my heart."
As soon as the words fell, all the brothers picked up their weapons and rushed towards the county government office where Master Tang was!
(End of this chapter)
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