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Chapter 170 This is 8 years old! ?
Chapter 170 This is eight years old! ?
The live broadcast screen went black for about a minute and then returned to the original state.
Many actors in the studio are also ready to start the next part of the performance.
In the picture, the gangster brothers, each holding something in their hands, rushed into the room where the master was.
"Come out! Come out, everyone!"
"Get up! Stand up!"
Zhang Mazi, played by Ning Feng, walked at the end, strolling around and swaggering.
Arriving in front of Ge You, Mr. Tang, played by him, was suddenly hit by so many guns on his head. He stood on the edge of the table, not daring to move.
"Who have you eaten with recently?"
"Have you met Huang Silang?" Ning Feng asked and answered himself.
As soon as he finished speaking, before Ge You could reply,
Suddenly, a voice came from under the table where Ge You was leaning.
"Don't move! Put your hands up!"
A hand holding a toy gun instantly stretched out and pressed against Ning Feng's leg.
"Who?!"
The latter stood up all of a sudden and was about to copy the guy.
When he saw Ge You, he stopped him and shouted: "Child, child!"
"Child?!" Ning Feng's eyes widened and he looked up and down at the huge figure that jumped out from under the table, his tone full of surprise.
"Mine!" Ge You emphasized.
"Are you a child?!" Upon seeing this, Ning Feng lowered his head and looked carefully at the figure under the table.
This is not a child, he is so tall and mature than everyone present!
"How old?"
"Eight years old!" The child blurted out while wearing obviously ill-fitting clothes.
"Come out." Ning Feng gestured with his hands, and the child climbed out of the table very quickly.
Holding a toy gun and standing up straight, he was a head taller than Ning Feng!
It’s almost two meters high!
Ning Feng glanced at this "child", turned his head instantly, and questioned Master Tang, played by Ge You, and tortured his soul:
"What the hell is this eight years old!?!"
"Hahahahahaha!"
For a moment, Chen Daoming, who was sitting on the judges' table at the show, did not hold back and burst out laughing.
"Hahahahaha, Ning Feng, this kid, has a way of shaking things off!"
"It's quite unexpected." Gong Li on the side also laughed out loud at this moment, "But with Ning Feng's temperament, he won't suddenly insert such an irrelevant plot, right?"
"Hiss, when you say that..." Chen Daoming, who was on the side, narrowed his eyes and lowered his head to think deeply, but after thinking about it, he couldn't figure out the reason.
"Director Zhang, did you see something?" Suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, Chen Daoming glanced at Zhang Yimou, who put his hand on his chin.
When the latter heard this, he smiled and said nothing.
After taking a deep breath, he responded slowly:
"Think about it, when did this story performed by Ning Feng happen?"
"Republic of China." Chen Daoming and Gong Li looked at each other.
"To be more precise, how old is the Republic of China?"
"Eight years?" Chen Daoming carefully recalled the background of the story and asked tentatively,
Zhang Yimou nodded: "That's right."
"The Republic of China is eight years old, and children are eight years old." He paused and said
Turning sideways, he looked at the two of them: "Isn't this obvious enough?"
After a brief pause, Chen Daoming suddenly realized: "Director Zhang means that the eight-year-old child arranged by Ning Feng refers to the Republic of China itself?!"
"That's right." Zhang Yimou nodded and smiled.
"An eight-year-old child with a height of two meters does not exactly correspond to the Republic of China at that time. It had a huge country but only had childish thoughts."
"Germany is not worthy of it!"
As soon as these words came out, Chen Daoming and Gong Li's eyes showed surprise.
Looking at Ning Feng in the studio again, he saw a completely different state.
"How can a random design contain such a subtle and profound meaning?"
"This... is simply outrageous!"
——"No one believes it! I don't believe it!" Amid everyone's laughter, Master Tang, played by Ge You, quickly stepped forward to explain.
"When you're three, you're as tall as your mother, when you're five, you're as tall as me, and when you're eight, that's it!"
While talking, the eight-year-old "child" cursed: "Your mother! Your mother!" while kicking the bandits in all directions.
"Your mother!!" came a female voice, Master Tang's wife came out from the corner,
"Dare you hit my baby?"
She pointed at Ge You's nose and cursed: "Your mother!"
"Your mother." Ge You was so weak that he didn't even dare to look at her.
"Your mother!!" The lady pointed at the other person's nose and continued to scold him.
"Your mother." Ge You's voice was even lower and he turned sideways.
"Your mother!!!" The eight-year-old child rushed up and pushed Ge You away, instantly attracting laughter from everyone around.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Is this your biological mother?" In contrast, Zhang Mazi, played by Ning Feng, has returned to normal. He pointed at the lady in front of him and looked at the eight-year-old child.
"It's my mother." The child said without thinking.
"Is this your biological father?" Ning Feng pointed at Ge You again.
"My family's affairs are none of your business! Your mother!" The child straightened his neck and shouted at Ning Feng.
"Hahahahaha!" The funny look immediately aroused laughter again.
"Sister-in-law, what's going on?" Ning Feng looked at Madam and spoke calmly.
"I'm here to ask for money. I won't leave until you give me money!" the lady explained with a wry smile.
"Yes." Ning Feng nodded and looked at Ge You: "I won't leave until I give you money."
"This old liar started a mine in Shanxi eight years ago. I won't say anything about the money he defrauded."
"You also lied to me about your body." The lady looked aggrieved.
"He still owed a lot of money without showing any credibility. He left with a slap on the back, and then they asked me to collect the debt and tied up my six-year-old baby!"
"I'm being held hostage! If I don't give you the money, I'll kill you!"
"That's not mine." Ge You frowned and stepped forward to explain.
"That's yours!"
"not mine."
"It's yours!!"
The two of them were talking to each other, and the child rushed up quickly and gave Ge You a look, "It's yours! I'm counting the days!"
At this statement, everyone laughed louder, and the second kid of the gangster touched Ge You's head with sympathy.
"He defrauded people of their money. They came to your place to demand the account and kidnapped your youngest son."
"If you don't give me the money, I'll kill you." Ning Feng began to sort out the whole situation.
"Tip it! That's why I want money!" The lady nodded affirmatively.
"Give me money!"
"Money! Stones." Without saying a word, Ning Feng asked someone to take the two gems given by Huang Silang.
"Sister-in-law, it's our first time meeting you." Ning Feng held up the gem in his hand in front of his wife, and then placed it in the wooden box in her hand.
"Not respectful."
"I don't want the stone, and I won't leave until you give me money." The lady shook her head with rejection on her face. She didn't know the value of this gem.
Ge You stood aside and couldn't stand it anymore, then stepped forward and said: "You idiot..."
He took it back mid-sentence and said it another way: "This is worth more than money, this is a gem!"
"Huh? Really?!" Madam blurted out in surprise.
This hilarious performance not only made the judges laugh out loud, but also made the online audience grin from ear to ear.
"Hahahahaha, I'm convinced! Ning Feng, even if he's just a joke, his lines are so precise and concise!"
"I can't stop laughing, my abs are about to develop!"
"What the hell is this eight years old??"
(End of this chapter)
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