Universe Infinite Canteen.

Chapter 798: Please Eat Me 2 (Thanks to Alliance Leader Meng Ye Yi Feng Hun)

“Anyway, welcome to the Infinite Canteen of the Universe, the mobile version of Plas. To thank new and old customers, we are traveling and opening stores in the multiverse.

Malu said, "You seem confused, it's okay, just ask if you have any questions. I also have a few small questions for you, we can help each other."

"Who are you?" Lin Cheng asked quickly after hearing that.

Malu pulled the roll-up banner over and said, "I knew you would ask this. It's written here. They are all objective evaluations of me."

"I... don't recognize the words on it."

"Oh, I almost forgot. Let me translate it for you."

Malu pointed at the large characters and read, "Mr. Malu - founder, chairman, co-chef, food supplier of the Infinite Universe Canteen, only designated successor of the Seven-Star Universe Chef ψ, savior of the multiverse, special consultant of the abyss game "Red Ridge", multimillionaire."

“Uh… I don’t quite understand.” Lin Cheng said, “But it sounds pretty impressive.”

"Which part do you not understand?"

“A lot of it, actually, I don’t understand.”

"Haven't you heard of my name, or the name of my restaurant? We should be pretty famous in the major league now." Malu muttered.

"No."

"What about Chef ψ? You must have heard of Chef ψ. My master is the greatest chef in the history of the entire multiverse, the only seven-star chef."

"No."

"Strange." Malu realized at this time that something was wrong. Coincidentally, the hardware store owner came back from outside with the corpse of a monster on his back.

The monster looked like an alien, with a protruding spine, a translucent body, and not a single hair on its body. The most eye-catching thing was the nails on its limbs. Each nail was at least half a meter long and had a metallic luster in the sun.

As soon as he saw Yanwu Malu, he complained, "Look at the boat you're driving. We agreed to land in the square, but now you've run into a forest of trees and knocked them down. What if they come to my house and ask me to pay for it?"

"No one will come to us for compensation. I looked around and didn't find any other humans except him. Instead, I encountered several monsters." said the werewolf.

"what?"

Malu noticed that Lin Cheng was looking at the monster with a strange look in his eyes, "Do you know each other?"

Lin Cheng nodded, "She is my foreign language teacher."

"........."

The atmosphere was a little awkward for a while.

"Check if she's still breathing." Malu turned to the hardware store owner and said.

"No need to check. She suddenly jumped down from a tree and attacked me, and I broke her cervical vertebrae." The werewolf said calmly.

"Ah, it looks like your school needs to hire a new foreign language teacher." Ma Lu said to Lin Cheng, "I hope you will like your new teacher."

After a pause, he whispered to the person beside you peeing, "Hurry up, pack up your things, Lao Yan is in trouble, let's go to the next plane."

"Oh." Black Bear brought a bench and began to untie the welcome banner on the tree.

"No, no, no, don't go. I'm not blaming you." Lin Cheng said hurriedly. "Kid, it seems that you and your foreign language teacher don't have a good relationship. I know that you are in adolescence and are keen to rebel against authority, but even if you don't care, the police will come to hold us accountable."

"No, it won't. There are no police anymore."

"What do you mean, your social structure is highly autonomous?"

"No, the male police officers were killed."

"Uh...where's the policewoman?"

"They killed male police officers. Of course, some of them died at the hands of other women."

"Well... Actually, I don't understand what you mean. Are you Mantis Spirits?"

“I don’t know what happened,” Lin Cheng said with a wry smile. “I got up as usual and went to the zoo to take pictures, and then… and then…”

"Then what happened?"

"Then all of a sudden all the women turned into monsters. I saw a mother who was buying balloons for her son one second, and the next second she swelled up into a giant bug and bit off her son's head."

"There was an old lady who often sat on the bench in front of the west gate of the red panda house and watched the red pandas play. She was a good person and one of the few people who was willing to be a model for me to practice taking photos. As a result, her two arms and calves turned into sickles that day, and her skin disappeared, leaving only bones.

"In less than half a minute, she first cut the panda's keeper in half, then chopped off the cleaner's head, and dismembered six tourists alive. The scene was extremely bloody."

“That’s really bad.”

"Yes."

"How did you survive?" Malu said as he gestured for you to pee on him and not to rush to close the stall.

"I was in front of a newsstand in the zoo at the time. The owner saw that the situation was not good and ran away. Although he didn't get far, he was flattened by a huge meat ball. I wanted to run too, but I was so scared that my legs didn't obey me at all.

"I had no choice but to use my hands and feet to crawl into the newsstand and pull down the shutter. There were instant noodles, snacks, and mineral water in the newsstand.

"I relied on these things for about two weeks. Then the drinks ran out and I had no choice but to walk out of the newsstand. Fortunately, there was a tap 5 meters away where I could get some water."

"Two weeks later, I became a little braver and started to explore the surrounding area, using the telephoto lens of my camera as a telescope, which allowed me to observe farther places and avoid some dangers in advance. Later, I also found a way to reach a convenience store not far away.

"I found more food there, and I lived in the zoo for about six months."

"Wow, it's been six months." Malu said in surprise.

"Yes, I have basically visited half of the zoo in the past six months, but I haven't seen a single living person."

“At the beginning, I could still watch the news on my phone and learned that the change was not limited to one city, but the whole world seemed to be in chaos. I saw a lot of short videos on social media.

"Someone fought with his grandmother who had turned into a monster with a chainsaw, and they both died in the end. There was a husband whose chest was ripped open by his wife. Someone established a survivor base to gather the survivors. Later, the army was dispatched, but gradually, the news became less and less, the network was cut off, and then the electricity and water.

"Luckily there was plenty of water in the convenience store, and I also found a shared power bank with lots of power banks to charge my camera."

"Wow, that's too tragic," Anqi said with emotion, "Then why did you leave the zoo and come here? Is it because you ran out of food, or are you looking for other survivors?"

"No, I want to see Ariel Chen."

(End of this chapter)