Universe Infinite Canteen.

Chapter 799 Extra: Please Eat Me 3 (Thanks to the leader Wudi Zui Junlang A_)

“Who is Ariel Chen?”

"She is my classmate. She has good grades and is pretty. She is the most beautiful girl in our class. Many boys in our class secretly like her, and there are also many boys from other classes." Lin Cheng said, "Many people have confessed their love to her, but they were all rejected."

"Are you secretly in love with her too?" An Qi yawned.

Lin Cheng nodded.

"Uh...but if I remember correctly, she should have turned into a monster. Even so, do you still want to be with her?"

“Together?” Lin Cheng adjusted the position of the straps. “Well, together, I guess. But I actually want to find her and be eaten by her.”

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"I'm too weak." Lin Cheng sighed, "I, I'm not suitable for living in such an apocalypse. I've read a lot of apocalyptic novels, and the protagonists in them will do some bad things to survive. Even so, many people still don't live very well.

"After all, this is the end of the world. Killing and robbing are all normal. Besides, there are no women in the world now. How are the men who are still alive going to deal with their physiological needs?

"I've heard that some men are also interested in younger boys, and I don't want to end up in that miserable situation."

"That's indeed a problem." Mr. Maotuan nodded in agreement.

"And I don't have many relatives. I'm the only son in the family, but my parents died in a car accident when I was very young. I live with my grandparents. My grandfather passed away a year ago due to a sudden cerebral hemorrhage.

"My grandmother and I are the only ones left at home. My grandmother must have turned into a monster now, so... I have nothing to cling to in this world anymore."

Lin Cheng took a deep breath.

"I seriously considered taking my life, and it wasn't out of some teenage rebellious mood.

"But when I took out a box cutter from a convenience store and put it to my own neck, I couldn't bring myself to do it."

"Suicide does require some skills. Otherwise, if you can't die for a long time and your blood is all over the floor, the situation will become very bad."

Pee on You also agreed, "You have to crawl around in a pool of your own blood. If you change your mind halfway, you'll have to look for tape everywhere. And with suicide, the longer you delay it, the higher the chance of regretting it. Why, why are you all looking at me?"

Black Bear was halfway through his speech when he noticed he was being stared at.

"What you said is just like you have committed suicide." Malu said.

“I do have experience in this area,” he peed at you and scratched his butt, “Don’t think I’m happy every day now. I was also very sad when I was locked in a cage after exchanging bodies with the king, especially when I thought about being used as a cash cow by the evil leader.

"I felt even more unhappy and tried to commit suicide, but the bear skin was too thick and I failed. But now I think being a bear is pretty good. Being a human is just like that."

Upon hearing this, Ma Youyou hugged Black Bear.

Lin Cheng continued, "Anyway, I decided to change the way I die. It would feel good to be eaten by the person I like. I mean, I'm going to die anyway, right? Why not die in the mouth of the girl I secretly love? I can also provide her with nutrients."

"Then it turns into poop and slides out of her rectum," added Mr. Maotuan.

"Well... that's the latter part, but that's basically it. From a physiological point of view, you're right."

"Cool." An Qi said, "I think this is a very romantic way to die, being eaten by the one you love. If this is a movie, I'm willing to give you a 50% discount on your salary."

"Thank you." Lin Cheng bowed and thanked him.

"But why," Malu frowned, "I have clearly saved the multiverse, why is this plane still destroyed?"

"There is not just one threat to the multiverse," the sorceress began. "Like the infernal creatures we as wandering sorcerers are dealing with, they have destroyed thousands of planes, and there are others. In fact, planes are being destroyed as we speak."

"It sounds like a traffic accident." Anqi used the makeup mirror to touch up her makeup. "It's unavoidable." "That's about right."

"Is that so?" Malu thought for a moment, took out a marker, and silently crossed out the self-introduction "Savior of the Multiverse" on the roll-up banner.

Because it looks like this introduction doesn't work here.

“But why don’t you ask the MLA for help? Isn’t this the core area?” Malu asked puzzledly.

"Even if those guys can't deal with Skuld, they can still solve the crisis here. At least monsters of this level can be cleared out."

"No, we have come to the outer planes," Yan Wu said, "Although the outer planes are still under the monitoring range of the Grand Alliance, in principle they will not interfere with these planes."

"Wtf? You clearly told me that we are still in the core area." Malu widened his eyes.

"I read the route map upside down." Yanwu admitted it straightforwardly.

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"You're terrible, you're a terrible pilot, your parking technique is terrible, your descending technique is terrible, and you can even get a simple route map wrong!" Malu said dissatisfiedly.

"I'm just a hardware store owner. Why do you have unrealistic expectations of my spaceship flying skills?" The werewolf also gave in and admitted it without changing his expression.

"You'd better teach Han Feifei how to sail a boat, so that you can go back to Earth and continue your hardware business. Oh, no, you'd better not teach Han Feifei anymore. I might as well find some information online for her to learn on her own.

"She has complained to me more than once before. Whenever she asks you about the parameters on the display screen or the function of a button on the dashboard, you always answer that that one is not important, that one is not important, and that only experienced people would not look at these.

"You'll know when you need it, it's just the driver's instinct. Your skills are terrible!"

"Hey, kid, be respectful to your angel investor." Yanwu said angrily.

"You should be honest with your savior first."

Just as the two were arguing, a snap was heard.

Malu turned around and found that Lin Cheng was holding his camera in his hand.

"Uh... I don't know why, I feel that the picture just now is quite touching, the light and composition are very good, I'm sorry, I, I can't control my fingers, I'm sorry, I will definitely not do this next time."

He swallowed, "But I think you guys should stop arguing. There's especially no need to argue because of me. I'm just a nobody."

"This matter has nothing to do with you," Ma Lu said, "I have tolerated him for a long time."

"Oh, what a coincidence. I've been annoyed with you for a long time. You just got lucky and saved the world," said the hardware store owner. "How about we practice together?"

"Let's practice. Come on," Malu said, "Let's compete in cooking like men."

"Shouldn't men compare fists?"

Malu curled his lips, "How dare you, a werewolf thousands of years old, beat up an ordinary person like me?"

"Then as a disciple of ψ, isn't it even more shameless for you to compete with me in cooking?"

Seeing that the two were arguing more and more fiercely, and it looked like they would never stop until one side died, Lin Cheng became more and more frightened. He secretly pulled the corner of Ma Youyou's clothes.

"You, you guys, don't you want to give some advice?"

"It's okay. That's how long-distance travel is. Living in the same small area for a long time can easily lead to conflicts among companions." Ma Youyou consoled him. "Anyway, they're just yelling a few words, they won't really fight."

(End of this chapter)