Miss Jianxian, you are blocking my delivery of food.

Chapter 11 They are just the laughing stock of others
All I can say is that this lunch was truly outstanding.

It should be said that the effect was immediate.

After finishing the meal and just starting to digest it, Xiao Ye discovered to his horror that this Chinese cuisine scholar really lived up to his reputation.

When he came to his senses and rushed to the toilet, ready to sworn brothers with the toilet immediately, he found that Ye Zhibing had already arrived first.

Without thinking about why fairies would do such vulgar things, or whether the fairy wine tasted like strawberry or milk, Xiao Ye covered his butt with one hand and rested on the door handle with one hand, and his voice was filled with emotion. Crying tone:

"Sister, it's true that I, the Demon Emperor, have never asked you for anything in my life. Can you come out quickly?"

"Demon Emperor! You really have evil intentions! Tell me what kind of medicine you put in that burger!"

Ye Zhibing's voice in the toilet was also trembling, with a sense of shame and annoyance at the same time.

She never thought that she would encounter such a thing after reaching such a level of cultivation.

Moreover, even if they are not dead, there are still two sworn enemies in this family.

What's better is that the mortal enemies are still a man and a woman.

I didn't expect the Demon Emperor to have such a plan, even if he sacrificed himself, he also wanted to discredit her. If there was a chance to return to the original world, this guy would definitely publicize it.

Sure enough, vicious.

Thinking of this, Ye Zhibing's hand almost pinched into his own palm.

"I don't know! If I really had that bad intention, would I blow myself up with you when there is only one toilet in the house?!"

Xiao Ye stared at the door handle, remembering that the door lock was broken, and suddenly felt the urge to push the door open and enter.

It's just that the girl seemed to have gone in with a sword.

He finally suppressed this bold idea, and could only sit weakly at the door, muttering feebly:

"Come out when you're almost done. I really can't hold on anymore."

A generation of sword immortals and a generation of demon emperors, the two of them dared to face the catastrophe, and looked indifferent in the face of thousands of troops. Even when the body was forged to be eaten by hundreds of ants, they could grit their teeth and resist without saying a word, but here In just two hours, it was unbearable to bear the heavy price of becoming Splatoon.

Another hour passed, and their bellies finally gradually calmed down.

One person fell on the sofa and the other person lay on the bed. The expressions on their faces were the same.

"Devil Emperor. If I don't avenge this revenge, I, Ye Zhibing, swear that I will not be a human being."

Ye Zhibing's voice was weak and he lay motionless on the sofa.

But Xiao Ye was also like a dead fish.

"Don't think so much about revenge. My brother can't bear it anymore."

Feeling that his condition had improved a bit, Xiao Ye habitually opened his mouth and started brushing, and from time to time he would make a weird laugh.

That laughter sounded a little weak.

Turning her head to look at Xiao Ye, the feeling of disobedience emerged from her heart again.

There are too many differences.

Thinking of the cold and ruthless look in this guy's eyes when he first fought against the Demon Emperor in that world...

According to rumors in the world, this demon emperor slaughtered four major sects in one night and left corpses everywhere without a single survivor. It can be described as ruthless.

Look at today, the man who used to have cold eyes and ruthless heart is now lying on the bed, laughing and twisting like a maggot, and buttoning his nose from time to time. He has no image at all.

The ferocious and violent Demon Emperor, the lazy and easy-going ordinary man, who is Xiao Ye?

Ye Zhibing suddenly felt that he couldn't tell the difference.

"Are you the Demon Emperor?"

Ye Zhibing couldn't help but ask.

"what?"

Not knowing why the other party suddenly said such a sentence, Xiao Ye put down his phone without knowing why and looked over with a confused expression.

"If you are talking about that Demon Emperor Xiao Ye, then it is indeed me."

When she said this, Xiao Ye suddenly felt that his stomach no longer hurt, and he stood up with interest: "Why do you ask so suddenly?"

"I feel like you...don't look like you now." "I'm me, what's the difference?"

"In my impression, the Demon Emperor has always been sinister and ruthless, with rivers of blood flowing wherever he goes..."

Thinking of the cruel scene he saw after arriving late, Ye Zhibing's little hand unconsciously grabbed the sword beside him, and his eyes gradually became sharper.

"Sister, this is another world."

Xiao Ye seemed not to notice the movement of her hand to hold the sword: "There is no spiritual energy here, everything is brand new, and I have lost my biggest support, so I must go my own way like before?"

"When your qualifications were discovered, you were the star of all the stars, and you were able to achieve the name of Sword Immortal. You have your sect behind you to protect you, but what about me? I started from the bottom, killing bit by bit. Came up."

"If I break off one of my arms, I might be able to grab the treasure of heaven and earth that you usually use to bathe. But for the spirit sword you are using now, I have to lose half of my life to get it..."

"So I know best that when you have no support and no strong strength, your arrogance, demeanor, and even your words and deeds are just empty talk, and they are just the laughing stock of others."

Xiao Ye raised his head and grinned at the silent Ye Zhibing. The flash of red light in his eyes made it clear to her that the man in front of her was still the Demon Emperor.

"If I can get back to the top, I don't mind moving the heads of those guys who made 996. Forget it, it's too troublesome to find them one by one..."

After muttering to himself for a while, he put away the charming smile on his face and looked at the vigilant Ye Zhibing again.

"Ahem... I'm sorry for the occupational disease... In short, you still know too little about the world now, so you think that I have changed a lot now, but in fact I just returned to the state where I was still an ordinary person before. .”

"Put down your original status, be an ordinary person, and think about how to live. This is how we survive in this world."

"Although you and I have our differences, if we can't even survive, what's the ultimate goal?"

At this time, Ye Zhibing stared directly at Xiao Ye and said coldly:

"But my ultimate goal is to kill you. As long as you die, my duty will be completed."

"..."

The scene was very embarrassing.

Xiao Ye scratched his head.

He had forgotten that in order to complete the goal of wiping him out, this woman seemed to be risking her own life, and every move she made was filled with a look of death...

Therefore, it seems that as the other party said, as long as she burps, it doesn't matter whether she lives or not.

but
"Do you think you can do it now?"

The corner of Xiao Ye's mouth curled up with a hint of contempt.

"Now you and I both have no so-called power. Although you know swordsmanship, I don't know the one or two moves of the Demon Cult. If you really want to do it, I don't mind accompanying you."

"It's just that this is a society governed by law. If you kill me, you won't be able to escape."

"You are a smart person, and you should know what is most appropriate for you now."

To be honest, he was a little worried that Ye Zhibing's mind had not turned around for a while and he was going to blow himself up with him.

As the saying goes, those who are barefoot are not afraid of those who wear shoes.

But now, he was the one wearing the shoes, and Ye Zhibing didn't even have an identity. If everything was really broken, he would definitely be the one who suffered the big loss.

There are so many talents in this world and it’s so much fun. If you become an excellent delivery person and earn 8,000 yuan a month, wouldn’t your life be extremely comfortable?

Besides, there is also O-god Bentie here, and he hasn’t finished chasing the magical girl Illya yet...

Then, because of Ye Zhibing's sudden brain twitch, everything that was about to get better was wiped out.

But fortunately, this guy still seems to have some brains.

After thinking carefully, Ye Zhibing slowly put the sword aside.

"Okay, let's believe your words for the time being...but I still have to stay by your side to monitor you, otherwise I won't be able to sleep or eat well without knowing what little tricks you will do."

Ye Zhibing said calmly:
"In the meantime, it's up to you to teach me how to integrate into this so-called modern society."

"Why? You're spying on me, and I still have to teach you this? Ye Jianxian, do you really think I'm the one who's been taken advantage of?"

Xiao Ye sneered and glanced at the other party up and down.

"Since you want to get some benefits from me, what price must you pay?"

(End of this chapter)