Miss Jianxian, you are blocking my delivery of food.
Chapter 15: Make tea with socks, use shoes as a cup
Chapter 15: Make tea with socks, use shoes as a cup
At this moment, under the gaze of the other party whose complexity was comparable to the Mona Lisa, Xiao Ye finally reacted.
Extract keywords, bending over, shoes, bathroom, fruit man.
No matter how you think about it, something seems wrong.
"Wait, wait, listen to my explanation, I just want to pick up your shoes and put them away."
Ye Zhibing didn't say a word. Unknowingly, her little face had turned red, and her two little hands hanging by her sides could not help clenching tighter and tighter.
Ever since she was a child, she had always washed her personal clothes by herself.
Not to mention men, even people of the same sex have never touched their own clothes.
But now, with her feet being held in this guy's hand like this, she also thought about what she had inadvertently overheard earlier about the leisurely fun of the male disciples in the sect.
Suddenly, the jade feet hidden in the slippers felt a little hot, and they began to twist uneasily.
Taking a deep breath, Ye Zhibing stepped forward without saying a word, took his shoes from Xiao Ye's hand, turned around and left.
Of course, she didn't forget to help him slam the toilet door hard.
In the bathroom, only Xiao Ye was left stunned.
After a long while, he helplessly put his hand on his forehead and looked at the ceiling as if he was resigned to his fate, his eyes vacant.
I wonder why I am looking for trouble, and suddenly I want to change the position of this woman's shoes.
In this situation, even a professional coal briquette cleaner can't clean him up now.
As we all know, the speed at which a man takes a shower depends on the length of the song he intends to sing in the bathroom.
After what happened, Xiao Ye obviously didn't have the grace to show off his singing voice in the bathroom. He took a shower for seven or eight minutes with despair, then dried his hair and walked out of the bathroom cautiously. out.
Then, he glanced at Ye Zhibing sitting on the bed calmly.
Her expression has long since returned to normal, and she is now looking down at the documentary, looking thoughtful, probably trying to digest the knowledge about modern times.
The shoes were not placed on the shoe rack, but placed at the bottom of the folding bed, as if she was on guard against something.
After scratching his face, Xiao Ye returned to the bed and sat down. In order to break the awkward atmosphere in the room, he could only ask:
"How did you learn?"
"It's not bad, at least I won't make a fuss about the technological products of this world."
Ye Zhibing raised his eyes and glanced at Xiao Ye coldly. After answering his question, he continued to look at his phone, as if he didn't want to say another word to him.
Through the documentaries and news she watched in the afternoon and evening, she had a rough understanding of what the modern world was like.
With advanced science and technology, the country is peaceful and the people are safe.
However, the big fat boy with great power who tracks thousands of miles that the other party mentioned before actually exists.
Just when she lowered her head to look at her phone, Xiao Ye noticed at a glance that the long sword that was originally leaning against the bedside of the folding bed was now lying flat on the opponent's leg. The scabbard made of meteorite iron shone brightly under the incandescent light. A cold light flashed under the light.
Gudong.
He couldn't help but swallow.
Next, there was another three or four minutes of silence in the room.
"that…"
The current atmosphere really made Xiao Ye feel uneasy, but he finally said hesitantly:
"What happened just now is really bad"
bass!
A sword cry sounded in the room.
"Hey, hey! You should listen to my explanation!"
Xiao Ye stretched out two fingers and firmly clamped the long sword that was slashing towards his neck. Xiao Ye felt hairy all over his body.
Fortunately, his martial arts attainments did not deteriorate along with his body and cultivation. Otherwise, with this sword blow, this girl would probably have to go in and step on the sewing machine and wait to eat peanuts.
Withdrawing the long sword, Ye Zhibing's already cold face became even gloomier, and he gritted his teeth and said:
"You have the nerve to mention it?! The mighty Demon Emperor actually did such a low-level and dirty thing while taking a bath?!"
"No? What did I do that was dirty? I just" "You just want to use my socks to make tea and my feet to use as cups, right?"
Before he could finish speaking, Ye Zhibing said something shocking.
???
Several question marks suddenly appeared on Xiao Ye's head.
Even in the original world and this modern world, control is universally visible.
But, Ye Jianxian, it seems you understand it very well, right?
You are the one who understands all this elegance and elegance.
No, no, the point of the issue now is not whether she understands or not.
"I don't have such a hobby, right! I just wanted to put your shoes in a conspicuous place, so that I won't forget to take them out and put them on the shoe rack!"
While explaining, Xiao Ye's eyes swept over Ye Zhibing's little feet hidden in the slippers without leaving any trace.
Although her exquisite and round toes were no longer visible due to her deliberate hiding, judging from the graceful curves of her ankles, they were still enough to bear the word.
Jade!
Needless to say, although this woman has a bad temper and is cold-blooded and loves to fight and kill, from an aesthetic point of view, she is still very good.
Clang——
Another sword attack came, Xiao Ye withdrew his gaze and hurriedly bent down to avoid it.
"You still don't admit it?!"
Seeing that he dared to sneak a glance or two at this time, Ye Zhibing's voice trembled slightly.
"Why should I have no words for the crime of imposition? I act upright and sit upright, what do I need to admit?"
"If you, the Demon Emperor, can act upright and sit upright, then there probably won't be anyone in the world who can't sit upright."
"This is pure prejudice on your part."
Xiao Ye murmured weakly, but thinking of the people's evaluation of him in the original world, he could only turn his eyes guiltily, picked up the water glass placed on the bedside, and took a covert sip.
What the hell, what this woman said was really heartbreaking, but he couldn't find a reason to refute.
Ignoring his muttering, Ye Zhibing sneered and sheathed his sword.
Seeing that the other party had put away his weapon, Xiao Ye's tense muscles slowly relaxed, but he was still worried that the matter would not be resolved, and he would secretly glance at her expression from time to time.
"Anyway, what just happened was really just a misunderstanding."
After Xiao Ye struggled for a while, he finally couldn't help but add this sentence.
Although this explanation seems a bit weak to some people.
"No need to explain."
While speaking, Ye Zhibing very vigilantly took out his little feet from the slippers and quickly stuffed them into the bed.
"I'm going to sleep. We'll talk about anything tomorrow, but I think it's best for you not to mention what happened tonight."
"Otherwise I'm afraid I'll kill you by accident."
After saying that, she wrapped herself tightly in a quilt, lay down with her back to Xiao Ye and stopped talking.
Well, in addition to the Demon Emperor, now there is another pervert hat slapped on his head?
Xiao Ye couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth, and stared at her back for a long time. In the end, he could only scratch his head helplessly, turn off the lights in the room with his backhand, and hide under the quilt.
The room fell silent again.
The two were speechless all night.
The black tea is here and I wish you all a happy new year!
(End of this chapter)
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