Miss Jianxian, you are blocking my delivery of food.

Chapter 18 All wet
The next few days were quiet and a bit boring.

It's nothing more than eating when you wake up. After eating, Xiao Ye brushes off his shivering, Ye Zhibing continues to watch the documentary, and then eats again at meal time... and so on.

It really proves that famous saying.

Don't break out in silence, stay in silence and perish.

On this day, Xiao Ye, who had been tidying up the instant noodle bowls on the table, looked at Ye Zhibing who was sitting on the bed watching soap operas and resting, and finally couldn't hold himself any longer.

"No? You said you have to support yourself, but in the end, I am still doing all the dirty work at home?"

Is this woman really useless except for the fact that she is equal to him in terms of strength?
He slammed the wet rag onto the table, sat down on the chair beside him, and said sarcastically:
"A majestic swordsman with a rare rival in the world. He has a stunning appearance. I didn't expect him to have such shortcomings."

"Oh? What shortcomings do you want to tell me about?"

Pausing the soap opera, Ye Zhibing crossed his arms and raised his eyes to look at the other party, his tone full of disdain.

She has been strict with herself throughout her life and pursued perfection in all aspects. Both the elders and disciples in the sect have praised her highly. What other shortcomings could there be?
"Oh, you did do well in all aspects, but...you just forgot."

Xiao Ye raised his eyebrows intentionally or unintentionally, with a hint of joking:
"You can't do it."

"Me? I can't do it? All the large and small affairs within the sect have traces of my handling! Why do you say I can't do it?"

As soon as Ye Zhibing heard that the other party said that he couldn't do it, he immediately became anxious and must argue with him on this issue.

The two people from another world did not notice the modern ambiguity of the words in it.

It can only be said that modern culture is broad and profound.

Ever since, a middle-aged uncle happened to be passing by on the originally deserted path. Hearing the fierce argument coming from the basement, he couldn't help but stop and listen.

"You still say you are capable? When have you ever taken the initiative? Every time, I take the initiative!"

"You've already taken the initiative, what else do you want from me?"

"I don't care. It's already wet anyway. Hurry up. If you don't come back, you'll be done."

what?
The middle-aged man who was listening outside the door suddenly had his pupils trembled and the corners of his mouth twitched crazily.

Are all young people today so good at playing?
No, it was still broad daylight. Where did this conversation take place? Did they really not notice that the soundproofing of this basement is not very good?

The world is really in decline and morals are in decline!

The middle-aged uncle shook his head, lamenting that he was behind the times and that there was no ship that could carry him in this new era, and left with a sigh.

Inside the room, Xiao Ye pointed to the re-soaked rag on the table and said:
"Hurry up, why are you still standing there? Could it be that Ye Jianxian, you don't even know how to do housework such as cleaning, laundry, and cooking?"

"Okay, Demon Emperor, you are very good."

Ye Zhibing gritted his silver teeth and stood up aggressively, came to the table, stretched out his jade hand with a look of disgust, grabbed the colorful and slightly black rag, and wiped the table reluctantly.

In the past, within the sect, she was trained as a trump card against the Demon Emperor.

In order for the elders in the sect to devote themselves wholeheartedly to cultivation, all the trivial matters such as daily life are handled by ordinary people who do not know how to practice.
So, if you have to say it, she really doesn't seem to be able to do it.

But maybe it can be done.

"Try harder. Are you trying to wipe the soup and water on the table evenly? Can you wipe it? If you can wipe it, if you don't wipe it, put it aside and rest, and the sword fairy is shaking. All the female anchors on the internet are better at wiping than you."

Seeing the other party's feeble movements, Xiao Ye suddenly frowned.

And Ye Zhibing, unknowingly, his face turned red because of his scolding.

What a shame!
What a shame!
The majestic swordsman, such a small thing that a mortal can do, actually requires the Demon Emperor to point out.

"Shut up! Of course I know this little thing! I just soaked the table first."

Ye Zhibing already felt that his shame level had reached the critical point, and if the other party said another word, he would explode.

"Are you leaving the fried dough sticks for breakfast? They're still soaked, eh! The damn water is dripping down!"

Seeing her hurriedly wiping away the water dripping from the side of the table, Xiao Ye helplessly put his hand on his forehead and sighed to cover his tears. I will cry if I continue.

Sure enough, this kind of flower that grows under the spotlight is just a flower.

Not like myself
Whoever marries a female swordswoman who doesn't have her fingers wet and knows nothing but fighting and killing will be unlucky.

After exhausting all his efforts, he finally wiped the table clean, poured out the remaining soup and water in the instant noodle bowl, put it into a garbage bag, and packed it up. Ye Zhibing washed his hands seven or eight times with hand sanitizer, and then I smelled it carefully for a long time, and after making sure there was no smell, I sat back on the bed with peace of mind.

It's really weird, to be honest.

It was clear that what he was packing was the leftovers he had just finished eating, but why did he dislike it so much?

When I was digging into the trash can, it felt like I was digging out the toilet.

"I think it's necessary for you to learn how to do housework."

Xiao Ye, who threw the garbage into the garbage pile at the corner not far away, came back from outside and looked at Ye Zhibing who was still smelling his hands on the bed and said seriously.

"why?"

Hearing this, she suddenly felt as if her hard work had been denied. Ye Zhibing immediately looked at Xiao Ye with a displeased sideways glance.

"You will be responsible for all housework in the future. Of course it is necessary to improve your housework abilities."

Xiao Ye explained while washing his hands.

"it is good."

Since it's not a denial of your own efforts, then that's okay.

Ye Zhibing breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably.

As for what he just said, that he would have to take care of the housework in the future, Ye Zhibing had no objection to this.

After all, the two now have a truce agreement, so they naturally have to work together to integrate into this modern society.

And after arriving here, I can be regarded as using Xiao Ye's things to eat Xiao Ye's things. Because I don't have an identity yet, it is really a long way to make money to repay this favor, so I can only take the initiative to take over these things in life. trivial matters to reduce the pressure on the other party
Otherwise, it would be a bit troublesome to sleep and eat.

Besides, in the original world, the Demon Emperor was already criticized by thousands of people and was a complete villain. But now that she is clinging to him like this and enjoying all of this as a matter of course and without knowing it, isn't that just an admission? She, Ye Zhibing, is not even as good as the Demon Emperor?

Ye Zhibing's dignity as the leader of the righteous path does not allow him to do this.

"Huh? Don't you have anything else to say?"

Xiao Ye was a little surprised that this guy agreed so honestly that the series of PUA rhetoric he prepared had no effect.

In his opinion, flowers grown in greenhouses like Ye Zhibing are generally very resistant to this kind of menial work.

So she just agreed?
Do you really have no intention of struggling and resisting? I took the wrong medicine.

Xiao Ye felt a little boring for a moment.

I originally thought she would resist a few times.
It's a pity that I can't see Miss Sword Fairy reluctantly doing what a servant maid should do.
But this is fine.

At least I can see the aloof Ye Zhibing cleaning housework like a maid.

Thinking of this, Xiao Ye couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.

"Is there anything else you want to say?"

Ye Zhibing looked at the other party calmly and asked.

"Shouldn't you refuse?"

"Why refuse? Mastering some housework in this era will also be helpful for me to return to that world in the future. Moreover, if I don't realize that I am dependent on others, I will eat and drink for free as I should, which is not the right way for me to behave. But Xiao Ye, when you ask this question, do you think that I, Ye Zhibing, am the kind of scoundrel who eats and drinks for free?"

(End of this chapter)