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Chapter 92 Do you think he likes you?

Chapter 92 Do you think he likes you?

Boys are naturally the first to be interrogated.

With his back to the audience, Xiao Ye watched the small words on the screen jumping rapidly with a calm expression and a calm mind.

As we all know, the person who knows himself best is always his enemy.

Except for the depth of this guy who needs to be investigated by himself, he thinks he can still get some other trivial information casually.

Of course, the organizers will not ask such questions.

There were also children in the audience.

[Her favorite color. 】

???

That's it?

But now that the problem has been fixed, Xiao Ye doesn't have any other opinions. He just closed his eyes silently, blocked out the noisy BGM and the bustling people on the sidelines, and listened carefully to Ye Zhibingshasha's writing. Voice.

"White Blue."

It's just that the clothes I usually wear are blue and white, and I just wrote this answer deliberately to make it easier for him to guess.

For a normal couple, isn't this kind of question just a question for points? How difficult is it?

Fast, too fast.

After the applause gradually subsided, the fonts on the screen began to jump rapidly again.

It seems that there is no need to be angry, she usually does it when she has nothing to do.
"Cut me with a sword."

After the audience outside the venue saw clearly the answer written by Ye Zhibing on the writing board, they still burst into applause even though they knew that this kind of question was purely for nothing in front of a real couple.

After all, the previous fake couples had already given them a hard time, and the man answered really quickly.

It can be said to be the fastest legend in Pearl River.

Good guy.

I've been brewing here for a long time, but this is the result?
What's the difference between asking yourself what style of underwear... er clothes the other person is wearing?
Not only did Xiao Ye feel frustrated about this issue, but even the audience outside the court couldn't help but booed.

It’s not like this guy understands himself.

Behind Xiao Ye, Ye Zhibing curled his lips.

Seeing this question, Xiao Ye's mouth twitched.

I still need to applaud a few times to make it a little more interesting.

There was a sudden silence.

[What is the most likely thing she will do after you make her angry? 】

He's familiar with this.

"."

After the friction sound of the pen and the writing board disappeared, and it was unknown whether the guy showed his answer, Xiao Ye blurted it out immediately.

There is only BGM, which alone enhances the atmosphere on the field.

"Correct?"

The host fell into confusion as he looked at the words "Cut him with a sword" written on Ye Zhibing's writing board.

Are all couples these days so good at having fun?
Are kitchen knives, fruit knives and the like no longer enough to satisfy their addiction?

So I need to keep a sword at home?

After pondering for a moment, the host shuddered and expressed that he could not sympathize with the habits of people in this niche circle. Then he motioned to the staff on the side and switched to the next question.

[When a woman meets a man for the first time, what is her first impression of him? 】

"."

Xiao Ye was silent.

He really hadn't thought about this issue carefully.

But in his heart, he vaguely knew the answer.

He listened to Ye Zhibing scribbling on the writing board and wrote a long paragraph.

"Men, please answer."

After hearing the host's prompt, Xiao Ye's eyes showed a look of reminiscence.

When they first met, she was still the upright leader, and she was the demon emperor who slaughtered thousands of miles.

The place where we met for the first time was in the ruins of a certain town, amidst the sea of ​​corpses and blood.

Presumably, her impression of herself could only be...

"handsome."

Xiao Ye did not hesitate and uttered one word briefly and concisely. Didn't you hear me write such a long paragraph? ! Are you serious about your one-word answer? !

Also, why do you think my first impression of you will be that you are handsome? !

Ye Zhibing turned his head and looked at Xiao Ye in disbelief.

If there weren't so many people nearby, she might have swung her writing pad over this guy's head.

The audience, as well as the host standing aside, naturally saw clearly what Ye Zhibing wrote on the writing board.

[Vicious, insidious, inhumane, dirty, obscene...]

In short, that whole row is full of derogatory words.

Are they really a couple?

The audience couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

But in the eyes of some fans who are attracted by Xiao Ye's appearance, these words are different.

What a vicious and insidious thing, it obviously means that this boy is tough but also a little shady.

Destroying humanity? Dirty and obscene?

Isn’t that just being serious when it’s time to be serious, and being austere when it’s time…

Hey hey hey...

It was clear that what Ye Zhibing wanted to express was simply the literal meaning of what she wrote, but they imagined many incredible scenes.

"Uh... this... the man seems to be very confident in himself, and he deliberately played a trick on this question."

The content written by Ye Zhibing made the host confused about what lines to recite. After making peace with it with an awkward smile, he motioned backstage to continue.

time flies by

The last two questions were simply given to Xiao Ye for free.

When she puts on stockings, should she put them on her left leg or her right leg first?
Also, when she takes a shower, does she like to wash her body or her hair first?
Xiao Ye answered these two questions fluently.

"Why do you know whether I wash my body or my hair first when I take a shower?"

At the end of the man's answer session, when Xiao Ye and Ye Zhibing swapped places, Ye Zhibing gritted his teeth and asked in a low voice.

She didn't bother to delve into the matter of which leg to put on the stockings first.

After all, this matter can first be analyzed from the dominant hand, not to mention that this guy often peeks, and there is something wrong with him.

But how did he know that he had to wash himself before taking a shower?
"you're so dumb?"

Xiao Ye turned his head slightly and glanced at Ye Zhibing who was standing behind him.

"Both of us have unusual hearing. Can the sound you make when you scratch your hair be the same as the sound you make when you wash your body? I'm not deaf."

"So you eavesdropped on me taking a shower, right?"

"It's not like I'm peeping, can I still poke my eardrum?"

"."

Ye Zhibing was silent.

"But, it does sound pretty good. I can eat three bowls of rice just by hearing this sound."

Xiao Ye smiled.

He responded with an elbow from Ye Zhibing.

"Damn, it hurts, Lao Da! Stop elbowing! There are so many people off the court!"

"Ah"

Ye Zhibing snorted and looked up at the fleeting questions on the screen.

Gudong.

Xiao Ye looked at the audience watching him outside the venue and couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

He was really worried that Ye Zhibing would randomly come up with some tricky questions.

So, he naturally put his hands into his pockets and placed his hands on the seal of Dantian through his clothes, ready to lift the seal at any time.

But for this first question, it’s okay to give it.

As long as he has this psychic power, it will be difficult to answer the next four questions incorrectly.

Soon, the fonts on the screen freeze.

The host next to him very considerately helped Xiao Ye, who had his back to the screen, to report the problem this time.

[Do you think he likes you? 】

(End of this chapter)

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