Yin Shi life

Zhang Yunyang didn't feel it at all, he just thought his son's appearance was ridiculous, he laughed and said, "Are you alright?"

"Okay," Zhang Shanhai said.

"Okay, Dad, let's see if your spell works." Zhang Yunyang squatted down with a smile, grabbed the rope trapped on the wild boar with both hands, and pulled it up with a little force. He was planning to make a show, but he didn't expect With this pull, Zhang Yunyang's smile immediately froze on his face.

"How come?" Zhang Yunyang was shocked.

It turned out that Zhang Yunyang pulled up with a little force, and he easily lifted the wild boar more than a foot off the ground, as if the wild boar didn't weigh much at all.

"Is this spell useful?" Zhang Shanhai asked.

"It's easy to use. Huh? Zai Zai, do you really know how to spell?" Zhang Yunyang was very surprised, and seemed a little ignorant of himself for a moment.

"Yeah, didn't I tell you and mother that I know magic? Last time I saved Uncle Li with magic." Zhang Shanhai didn't intend to hide it from his parents.The two old ghosts didn't think learning magic was something worth hiding.

"You really know how? Oh, by the way, is it also your fault that the wild boar hit the wall at the beginning?" Zhang Yunyang asked.

Zhang Shanhai nodded.

Although Zhang Yunyang almost believed his son's words, he was still extremely surprised by the information he just received.

"Of course it's true!" Zhang Shanhai became impatient, "Father, why do you keep asking these questions. Mother is waiting impatiently at home. Why don't you get the wild boar back quickly?"

"Well, well, okay, you go ahead with the flashlight on your back, and Dad walks behind with the wild boar on your back." Zhang Yunyang handed the flashlight in his hand to Zhang Shanhai.

This talisman was indeed miraculous, it made Yunyang's strength increase several times in an instant, and the wild boar of four or five hundred catties was only like a hundred catties on his body, so he carried it easily on his back.

But what Zhang Yunyang and Zhang Shanhai didn't know was that this Dao talisman almost consumed all of Zhang Shanhai's spiritual energy accumulated in the past few months.It's just that although this spiritual energy is rare and difficult to gather in the body, for Zhang Shanhai, this spiritual energy is something that does not cost money.Compared with the wild boar, it seems not worth mentioning at all.

"You son of a bitch knows what a fart." Liu Daonan was a little annoyed.

"Who told you to encourage this bastard to fight against me? If I followed my advice and caught a few evil spirits, I would soon be able to practice five ghost transporting skills. Why waste such precious spiritual energy?" Huang Shiyin said gloatingly.

"You are not a good person either. Why don't you let this kid sacrifice that ghost? A wild boar seems to be fine?" Liu Daonan said.

"I just want to watch you, an old ghost, be pissed off, and you deserve it!" Huang Shiyin said.

"Hey, poor Daoist will die of anger? You are wrong. This Taoism requires hard practice. It seems that it consumes the aura that is not easy to come by. But through practice, the affinity for aura will gradually increase, and the absorption of aura will gradually increase. The speed will also slowly increase. The poor can only wish for it!" Liu Daonan suddenly showed a smug smile.

Huang Shiyin didn't expect to be teased by the old Taoist once, "Niubi, let's wait and see, and see if this kid will inherit your incense or mine in the future?"

He Ni waited for a long time but did not see the two father and son come back, she felt a little displeased, "The big one is really, I don't know how to come back earlier with the little one, it's almost ten o'clock, and I don't even know to come back. "

He Ni opened the door and looked outside, but still did not see her husband and son.

The weather has been fine these few days, the moon has hung high in the sky at some point, Zhangjiashan is bathed in the brilliance, most of the lights in every house have been extinguished, and many people have fallen asleep.From time to time there was the sound of dogs barking in the yard.In the quiet night, it is extraordinarily loud.

After waiting for a while, He Ni couldn't help but want to go out to find the two father and son. When she came back, there was a sudden rustling footsteps on the hill.A bright light shone through the house.

"Father, mother has come to pick us up. Do you think mother will be too happy to sleep if she sees such a big wild boar brought back by us?" Zhang Shanhai's voice came clearly.

"Bullshit. It's no wonder you didn't get scolded to death when you go back today. It's all your fault, you little bastard." Zhang Yunyang said.

Sure enough, Zhang Yunyang threw the wild boar on the lawn in front of his house, making such a loud noise, he didn't attract He Ni.

"Is mother asleep? Alas, women are so lazy!" Zhang Shanhai sighed.

Zhang Yunyang almost couldn't help laughing out loud, but when he looked up at the door of the house, Zhang Yunyang felt a little scared by the half-hidden door. He seemed to be sitting in the main room with his mouth pouting when he saw He Ni, waiting for him to see her off. go to the door.

"Father, why don't you leave? Go and ask mother to come out and see how much we have gained tonight!" Seeing that Zhang Yunyang was hesitating, Zhang Shanhai hurriedly urged.

"Father, clean up here first. It seemed that the wild boar moved a little bit ago, as if it was about to wake up. I'll find a rope to tie it up. Then you'll only have to eat pig manure." Zhang Yunyang looked around, but this Where can I find rope outside the house?

"Isn't the rope all in the house? How can you find it here? Sigh, you are so big, why are you not as good as me?" Zhang Shanhai opened the door and walked in, muttering.

But the front foot just walked in, and it seemed to be sucked in quickly by a suction force.

Then the door slammed shut.

"Stinky boy, aren't you amazing? Mother waited for you here all night, and she didn't come back until this time. I don't know how to teach you a lesson, I don't know how big the sky is!" He Ni was like a volcano erupting.

"Mother, it was Dad who took me out." Zhang Shanhai betrayed Zhang Yunyang very shamelessly.

"I won't let your father in tonight." He Ni said.

Zhang Yunyang was about to scold that shameless brat, but was immediately dismissed by He Ni's anger.

"Mother, we really have something important to do tonight. If you don't believe me, open the door and take a look. Dad caught a big wild boar and came back." Zhang Shanhai said.

"Even if you came back after catching a dragon, mother will punish you today." He Ni said.

"It's really a big wild boar. It's bigger than the fat pig that Zhang Daneng's family feeds!" Zhang Shanhai said.

He Ni held Zhang Shanhai in her hand, but refused to let him go, "Where did you catch that wild boar?"

"Of course the wild boars were caught at Wild Boar Ridge! Mother, are they still caught in the pigsty?" Zhang Shanhai laughed.

"Crack!" He Ni made a real move and slapped Zhang Shanhai's butt hard.

"Mother, you really beat me!" Zhang Shanhai burst into tears in pain, and it was the first time he was beaten so hard by He Ni.

"Who told you to go to the mountains at night?" He Ni asked.

"It's dad. Dad took me there." Zhang Shanhai immediately put all the responsibility on Zhang Yunyang.But Zhang Shanhai obviously underestimated the depth of He Ni's understanding of Zhang Yunyang.

"If you hadn't taken the lead in running to Wild Boar Ridge, would your father have dared to take you there?" He Ni asked.

"Mother, you still understand me. It's because this kid insists on going, and I have no choice but to follow." Zhang Yunyang said.

"I'm teaching Zai Zai now, and I'll deal with you later." He Ni said angrily, "You call your boss, and let your son run around fooling around! Did you just forget that Zai Zai Almost died in the woods, and you forgot?"

He Ni was already crying as she spoke.

"Mother, don't cry, don't cry. I'm the bastard, I'm not serious, I didn't take care of my son. You can beat or scold, you can do whatever you want, or I'll kneel on the washboard for you. Just don't cry .” Zhang Yunyang was most afraid of seeing He Ni cry.When Zhang Yunyang married He Ni, he always felt that he was a blessing in several lifetimes, and he never wanted to let He Ni suffer any grievances.

When He Ni heard Zhang Yunyang say kneeling on the washboard, she couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Father, mother laughed. Mother laughed!" Zhang Shanhai shouted loudly.

"Talk!" He Ni burst into laughter, but slapped Zhang Shanhai's ass again.

"Mother, you hide the washboard at home!" Zhang Yunyang laughed.

"Squeak!" With a sound, He Ni opened the door, and the hazy yellow lantern stretched He Ni's figure.

"Woman, look, I really got a big wild boar back. Our son is really capable, and he got a big wild boar easily." Zhang Yunyang was full of pride when talking about his son.

Although He Ni was angry at first, she didn't believe that the two father and son really brought back a wild boar.

He Ni seemed to have forgotten the previous troubles, "It's so big, how did you get it back?"

"Mother-in-law hurry up and boil the water, don't sleep tonight, I'll call Zhi Zhan over later, and clean up the wild boar tonight." Zhang Yunyang said.