Yin Shi life

[Thank you Fairy Lake and Song Xiaoshuang for your support!Thank you Shancaoqingqing for your support!Thanks to png Zilong for the four reminder tickets.thanks for your support.This Monday, it is indeed not easy to go from the 11th place in the new book list of signed urban authors to the 6th place.Thank you for your favorites, member clicks, and vote support!

Fishing is not very fast in writing books, and after the completion of "Fishing Life", there is no preparation period, and the update of the new book starts directly, so there is no manuscript.Write as much as you want every day.The reminder task cannot be completed.I am deeply ashamed of this.But Fishing promises to work hard to write a good book to repay everyone's support!

If you haven't seen "The Life of a Fisherman" about fishing, you can go and watch it. It is very similar to the style of "The Life of a Shaman". 】

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"Yunyang, why did you ask me to come to your house so late? You brought a butcher's knife." Zhang Zhizhan was called up from the bed by Zhang Yunyang, feeling a little unhappy.

In fact, Zhang Yunyang did not come at the right time. Zhang Zhizhan hadn't done that with his wife for several days. It was so easy to wait for the children to fall asleep before he got the chance. He didn't expect it to be exciting. Zhang Yunyang actually came to call the door.

Zhang Zhizhan is the master butcher in Zhangjiashan. Anyone in the Zhangjiashan production team who wants to butcher a pig will ask Zhang Zhizhan to go.However, in recent years, Zhang Zhizhan's business has not been very busy.

"What else can you do? I told you not to kill pigs, so why are you still told to kill people?" Zhang Yunyang said.

"Oh. Hey, that's not right. When did your family feed pigs?" Zhang Zhizhan is very familiar with Zhang Yunyang's family. He knows exactly what and how many pigs are raised at home, just like his own.

"I didn't say it was my own pig." Zhang Yunyang said.

"Could it be that you are going to kill pigs for other people? You are really a bastard. If you said you wanted to kill pigs, you didn't know to tell me earlier. Besides, you always kill pigs early. Why are you still killing pigs at this time? Is the pig dying soon?" ?” Zhang Zhizhan asked.

"Who says it's someone else's house, it's my house. I told you, it's not a raised pig. It's a wild boar. I caught a wild boar from Wild Boar Ridge and came back." Zhang Yunyang said.

"Haha, you caught a wild boar and chopped it up yourself with a kitchen knife, and you still call me a butcher. Really." Zhang Zhizhan was a little mad.

"Four to five hundred catties, try chopping with a kitchen knife later." Zhang Yunyang said angrily.

"Liar. You can still catch wild boars of four or five hundred catties alive. I think if you really come across wild boars of four or five hundred catties, you can come back alive. Even if you are a blind cat and catch a dead mouse, you have to You can move your back!" Zhang Zhizhan laughed non-stop.

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to tell you. I'll know when I get home." Zhang Yunyang rolled his eyes, and it was really difficult to convince Zhang Zhizhan of this matter.

Walking to Daping in front of his house, Zhang Yunyang shouted loudly, "Mother, is the water boiling?"

"It's so fast. It's just burning!" Zhang Shanhai replied.

He Ni opened the door, "Brother Six is ​​here, come in first and have a seat."

"Hey, you are busy with your work. Yunyang, where are the wild boars?" The Daping outside the house is surrounded by trees, and the light is extremely dim. Zhang Zhizhan didn't see the big wild boar outside the house clearly, thinking that the black mass was Firewood from Zhang Yunyang's house.

Zhang Yunyang took a flashlight and pointed at the wild boar, "Well, that's it."

"My mother, it's really a wild boar. It's like a mountain, how big it must be! Didn't this wild boar come to your house by itself? This is a dead wild boar, and you can't even carry it on your back!" Zhang Zhizhan took a look and broke out in a cold sweat. A huge wild boar tied up and placed in the yard is really spectacular.

"Haha, are you scared? Didn't you say to chop directly with a kitchen knife? Wait a minute, try it." Zhang Yunyang was very relieved to see Zhang Zhizhan's surprised look.

"You really came back from Wild Boar Ridge?" Zhang Zhizhan asked.

"It's absolutely true. As for the process, don't ask, anyway, what happened this time is really a bit mysterious. I can't explain it to you. But I have made it clear to you, I can't go to the village to tell others Let’s just say that our two brothers carried it back from Yezhuling, and it was covered with a cover, and it only weighed two to three hundred catties.” Zhang Yunyang said.

Zhang Zhizhan glanced at Zhang Yunyang, and immediately understood Zhang Yunyang's meaning in his heart. This fact was a bit unbelievable, but he couldn't figure out what was going on, so he nodded, "Don't worry, it's not like you don't know what kind of person I am. "

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" suddenly lying on the ground rolled, but found that it was tightly bound by the rope, unable to break free, let out an angry howl.

"This is troublesome, the two of us can't catch it at all. Moreover, such a big wild boar has thick skin, so it's not easy to kill it. I'm afraid it will be difficult for the two of us to handle it." Zhang Zhizhan said.

"Then I'll call someone over again, but I'm still worried that I won't be able to explain clearly if I ask someone else to do it." Zhang Yunyang said.

"You didn't steal it. What are you afraid of? When will Laoqi's family not bring back one or two wild boars? Who said anything happened to his family?" Zhang Zhizhan said.

"Compared with this wild boar, the wild boars he got can only be regarded as piglets at best. Can they be compared with the wild boars I got?" Zhang Yunyang said.

"Father, if I make this wild boar immobile, can you kill it?" Zhang Shanhai walked out of the house.

"That's not easy. Although the wild boar's skin is very thick, he is also fleshy, can it be like a steel plate? Hey, brat, can you make this wild boar not move? Hey. After talking for a long time, Isn't this nonsense?" Zhang Zhizhan naturally didn't believe that Zhang Shanhai could keep the boar from moving.

Zhang Yunyang knew his son's miraculousness, and nodded, "If you have a way to keep the wild boar still, your sixth uncle can definitely bleed the wild boar."

Zhang Zhizhan looked at Zhang Yunyang with some puzzlement. He didn't expect that Zhang Yunyang really believed that Zhang Shanhai could keep the wild boar immobile, "Yunyang, go and get an ax or a big hammer, and stun the wild boar first." and then let the blood out."

"No, wait, let Shanhai figure out a way." Zhang Yunyang waved his hand.

Zhang Zhizhan was even more surprised, the father and son were really interesting, isn't this just child's play?

But Zhang Shanhai turned around, waved his hand a few times, muttered softly for a while, and then waved his hand violently at the wild boar.

Zhang Zhizhan only heard one sentence clearly, "Hurry up like a law." He almost didn't laugh outright.

But Zhang Shanhai turned around and said, "Okay. It shouldn't be able to move within half an hour."

"Pfft!" Zhang Zhizhan couldn't help laughing, "Silly boy, this is not a play. Yunyang, go get the hammer."

But Zhang Yunyang approached the wild boar and kicked it hard, only to find that the wild boar only snorted, but couldn't move at all.

"Zhizhan, you can take a look now, is it possible to use the knife?" Zhang Yunyang turned around and asked.

"I don't dare. You know the rules. If you can't kill with a single blow, I won't make a second blow." Zhang Zhizhan said.

Biyun Commune has the same rules. Master Tu can’t kill a pig a second time. It’s unlucky if he can’t kill him once.That's why Master Tu here at Biyun Commune has never been willing to kill twice.

Zhang Yunyang smiled and said, "|I know. If you have to kill a pig that doesn't move, then you might as well not eat this bowl of rice."

"This is a wild boar. It's so big that ordinary people can't catch it. Can the two of us catch it? When stabbing it, it moved a little bit, and the knife tilted. It must not be able to get into its thick skin. No, no, no. Hurry up and ask someone to go, or get the hammer." Zhang Zhizhan shook his head again and again.

"Hey, let me tell you that you don't even look at it, just gossiping about it. You come here first to take a look." Zhang Yunyang waved.

Zhang Zhizhan walked over and glanced at it casually, but was shocked again. The wild boar seemed to be asleep and didn't move at all on the ground.

"What, what's going on here?" Zhang Zhizhan asked in surprise, and suddenly turned his head to look at Zhang Shanhai who was sitting in front of the kitchen stove, "Could it be that the mountains and the seas are the reason why this wild boar cannot move?"

"I don't understand this matter either. Anyway, you should be tight-lipped about this matter. I don't want to hide this matter from you, but don't let the people in the village know about it." Zhang Yunyang said in a low voice, turned to look into the kitchen and said , "My mother-in-law doesn't even know about it. Don't let it slip."