The prince lacks training: the royal concubine
22. The emperor?Is it handsome?
Before dawn, Hai Weilan was dug out of the bed by Xiaotao, "Miss, get up soon!"
"Xiao Tao, you shameful little girl!" Hai Weilan hugged the quilt and looked at Xiao Tao with resentment.
Xiaotao was confused by her scolding, "Why did I become a mistress?" She heard the word from her master, so she knew it was not a good word.
"He dreamed of a super handsome guy, and he was about to give him a long, affectionate French kiss, so you ran over and got in his way. What is the difference between your behavior of sabotaging other people's good deeds and Xiao San'er? You give me back my handsome guy , Give me the French kiss!"
Xiaotao squinted her eyes, "It doesn't matter whether you have a long kiss from a mage or a long kiss from a teacher, miss, get up quickly!"
Hai Weilan's sleepy eyes suddenly lit up, "Oh, Xiao Tao, why didn't I realize that you have this talent before? You actually said two pornographic jokes in one sentence, it's really amazing!"
Xiaotao still has a certain understanding of pornographic jokes.When she was in Baiyun Nunnery, every time she was taught by Ciqing, the lady would always tell her the story of "Bald donkey, don't rob the poor teacher for the teacher".Sure enough, those who are close to pigs eat, she, a girl from a good family who has not yet left the court, blurts out such embarrassing words.
Xiaotao became furious and blushed to grab the quilt, "Miss, don't procrastinate on purpose, get up quickly. If you miss the interview, it will be a big deal!"
"I don't care if there is leftovers or leftovers, I want handsome men!" Hai Weilan hugged the quilt tightly and refused to let go.
Xiao Tao became angry, "I'm not talking about making dumplings, I'm talking about meeting the emperor, meeting the emperor!"
"The emperor? Is he handsome?"
"I don't know if the emperor is handsome or not. Even if he is, miss, you can't do anything. Don't forget that you are going to marry his son!"
"So it's an old man, no see!" Hai Weilan hugged the quilt tightly.
Xiaotao was too lazy to waste words with her, and snatched the quilt with her hands and feet, only to see her master's cute little feet tightly coiled around the bedposts.After several times of unsuccessful pulling, I was completely angry, "Come on, cut off the bedpost!"
Anyway, the master said, as long as the young lady gets into the palace, no matter what method is used.
So the servant girl called the servant who was in charge of chopping firewood, and the servant picked up the hatchet and chopped off the bedpost in the second lady's boudoir.So the second young lady's cane was thrown into the bathtub by Xiaotao and a few maidservants. After bathing in the incense, it was ruthlessly cleaned up, stuffed into a carriage, and transported to the palace...
"Xiao Tao, you shameful little girl!" Hai Weilan hugged the quilt and looked at Xiao Tao with resentment.
Xiaotao was confused by her scolding, "Why did I become a mistress?" She heard the word from her master, so she knew it was not a good word.
"He dreamed of a super handsome guy, and he was about to give him a long, affectionate French kiss, so you ran over and got in his way. What is the difference between your behavior of sabotaging other people's good deeds and Xiao San'er? You give me back my handsome guy , Give me the French kiss!"
Xiaotao squinted her eyes, "It doesn't matter whether you have a long kiss from a mage or a long kiss from a teacher, miss, get up quickly!"
Hai Weilan's sleepy eyes suddenly lit up, "Oh, Xiao Tao, why didn't I realize that you have this talent before? You actually said two pornographic jokes in one sentence, it's really amazing!"
Xiaotao still has a certain understanding of pornographic jokes.When she was in Baiyun Nunnery, every time she was taught by Ciqing, the lady would always tell her the story of "Bald donkey, don't rob the poor teacher for the teacher".Sure enough, those who are close to pigs eat, she, a girl from a good family who has not yet left the court, blurts out such embarrassing words.
Xiaotao became furious and blushed to grab the quilt, "Miss, don't procrastinate on purpose, get up quickly. If you miss the interview, it will be a big deal!"
"I don't care if there is leftovers or leftovers, I want handsome men!" Hai Weilan hugged the quilt tightly and refused to let go.
Xiao Tao became angry, "I'm not talking about making dumplings, I'm talking about meeting the emperor, meeting the emperor!"
"The emperor? Is he handsome?"
"I don't know if the emperor is handsome or not. Even if he is, miss, you can't do anything. Don't forget that you are going to marry his son!"
"So it's an old man, no see!" Hai Weilan hugged the quilt tightly.
Xiaotao was too lazy to waste words with her, and snatched the quilt with her hands and feet, only to see her master's cute little feet tightly coiled around the bedposts.After several times of unsuccessful pulling, I was completely angry, "Come on, cut off the bedpost!"
Anyway, the master said, as long as the young lady gets into the palace, no matter what method is used.
So the servant girl called the servant who was in charge of chopping firewood, and the servant picked up the hatchet and chopped off the bedpost in the second lady's boudoir.So the second young lady's cane was thrown into the bathtub by Xiaotao and a few maidservants. After bathing in the incense, it was ruthlessly cleaned up, stuffed into a carriage, and transported to the palace...
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