The prince lacks training: the royal concubine

The court lady led the way gracefully in front, Hai Weilan tugged at her skirt, with her big splayed feet, followed behind like a devil entering a village.

After zigzagging for a long time, the maid stopped in front of a pavilion.Looking back, seeing that Hai Weilan lacks the honor of a ladylike image, her eyelids twitched, but she still maintained an elegant smile like a stewardess, "The emperor doesn't like others to disturb you, this servant can only take you here, please stay alone Go see you!"

Hai Weilan followed the maid's instructions, walked through the long corridor, turned around a flower forest, looked around for a long time, but did not see the old man in the dragon robe.He stretched his neck and looked hard, only to see a figure.

It looks like a man in his 50s or [-]s, with a big hat on his head, his face is invisible, and he is sitting by a pond fishing.

"Master..." Hai Weilan ran over with her skirts tugging at her feet, and shouted from afar, "Have you seen the emperor?"

A figure swayed behind the tree, but was stopped by a pair of majestic eyes.He raised his head and looked over, "Why, do you have business with the emperor?" With thick eyebrows and long eyes, his face was pale, and there was an unspeakable nobleness between his brows.

"It's not that I have something to do with him, it's that he has something to do with me!" Hai Weilan ran up to him, knelt down next to the man to wipe his sweat, and muttered, "This old man is too unpunctual." , see him later, we must give him a good lesson!"

"Lesson?" The man didn't quite understand the word.

"It's just teaching...teaching!" She originally wanted to teach a lesson, but she thought that he was the president of the country after all, and it was not appropriate to use a lesson, so she changed it to teaching, "I have a meeting with him, and tell me the exact time and place. When we met, we should drink coffee and coffee, we should talk about things, after we finished talking, we would go back to our respective houses and find our own mothers, how clean and tidy it was.

How could he be like this?It's like pulling two to five or eighty thousand. If you say that you come to see me tomorrow, I will be dragged up early in the morning, washed and rinsed, and cleaned like an opera singer.I was not allowed to go on stage when I entered the palace, and I sat there waiting for several hours without even drinking any saliva, saying that I was afraid that I would be disrespectful to the emperor if I drank too much water and went to the toilet.

What's the disrespect?Doesn't the emperor stop going to the bathroom?There are people in the world who don't make progress, and there are people who don't make offerings, but there are no people who don't go to the toilet.Those who don't go to the toilet are born without a butthole..."

The more she spoke, the more she was filled with righteous indignation, and the words she used became more and more commonplace. The man's expression twitched, and when he was about to interrupt, he heard her stomach make a loud noise...