Primordial Era: Wife Nuwa, Adorable Baby Causes Havoc in Zixiao Palace

boom!!
Boom!!
Tang Sanzang was completely dumbfounded.

It is too sweet?
I just tried it before serving, how could this be?
"Hahaha! That bald monk is going to be totally confused!"

Little Sugar looked at Tang Sanzang, who looked completely bewildered in the winding cave, and burst into laughter.

"The nine-headed lion is about to die of anger! Hehehe!"

Little Mengmeng was also extremely happy and said with a smile.

Little Su Su, standing to the side, looked excited with her big eyes and kept smiling.

The winding cave is a nine-bend passage.

Tang Sanzang was completely dumbfounded!
That's impossible!
I had already tried it myself before serving the dish.

How could this happen?
Unconvinced, Tang Sanzang hurriedly stepped forward, picked up a piece of vegetable, and began to eat.

vomit!!!
Tang Sanzang couldn't stop vomiting; it was a taste that was indescribably sweet.

Damn it!
What the hell is this?!
Tang Sanzang was now filled with questions and looked completely bewildered.

"You bald monk! Ugh... spit... you dare to play... ugh, I'm dead! Ugh, this is awful!"

Nine-Headed Lion looked utterly dejected, as if he had swallowed a piece of eagle droppings.

"Your Majesty! Something must have gone wrong. I clearly tasted the dish before serving it!"

Tang Sanzang's forehead was covered in cold sweat as he explained with a sorrowful expression.

The Nine-Headed Lion was too lazy to say anything more, his eyes flashing with a fierce light as he stared intently at Tang Sanzang.

"Your Majesty! Give this humble monk another chance! I will prepare meat immediately! This time, the decision will not be wrong!"

Before the Nine-Headed Lion could reply, Tang Sanzang hurriedly left the cave.

Soon after, they caught a wild rabbit and quickly processed it.

Next, heat oil in a wok and stir-fry. Soon, a fragrant stir-fried wild rabbit is ready.

Nine-Headed Lion King took a sniff and couldn't help but feel delighted.

The aroma is wonderful; this bald monk doesn't look bad at all!
Tang Sanzang, standing to the side, rubbed his hands together, watching expectantly as the Nine-Headed Lion Spirit tasted it.

"It looks pretty good, so I'll give it a try!"

Nine-Headed Lion swallowed hard and picked up a piece of meat to taste.

As a result, his face, which was full of smiles at the beginning, gradually became more and more furrowed.

"Your Majesty! How did it go? Is everything alright this time?"

Tang Sanzang was startled, sensing that something bad had happened.

"You! Never mind, you eat it yourself!"

Nine-Headed Lion pushed the dish directly in front of Tang Sanzang, his expression still very strange.

After a moment's hesitation, Tang Sanzang also picked up a piece and tasted it.

I was immediately shocked!
Damn it!
Why does this rabbit meat taste like sweet potato?
Is this bald guy a sweet potato that turned into a bald man?
Tang Sanzang felt like he was going crazy!
Thinking it all through carefully, there's absolutely nothing wrong with it!
But how come it tastes like sweet potato?
It's a roasted sweet potato, for crying out loud!
"Your Majesty... Your Majesty! This humble monk was wondering if this rabbit was transformed from a sweet potato... Ouch!"

Tang Sanzang's face turned ugly, and before he could finish explaining, a flying kick came flying at him.

boom!!
"Are you stupid or am I? The sweet potato turned into a rabbit! You think I'll turn you into braised pork belly?!"

Nine-Headed Lion stood up angrily, his face extremely depressed.

I just want to eat a delicious meal!
Why is it so difficult?
It's definitely that bald monk's fault!
Wasting food deserves a beating!
Just then, a voice came from outside the cave.

"You wicked beast! I am a Buddhist saint! Hand over Tang Sanzang at once, or I will destroy your cave today!"

Outside the cave, Laozi stood with his hands behind his back, shouting with an air of authority.

Soon after, the Nine-Headed Lion emerged.

"Old man, you're too skinny, you won't taste good. Go play somewhere else!"

Nine-Headed Lion glanced at Laozi, showing absolutely no interest in his skinny figure.

I was completely speechless. What was this idiot thinking?!
You want to eat me?
Good guys!
That's incredibly arrogant!
Laozi didn't answer, but directly unleashed his holy might.

A powerful attack instantly pierced through space, heading straight for Nine Spirits Primordial Saint. Bang!!
Laozi, who had been looking smug, was dumbfounded when the smoke cleared! He saw that the Nine-Headed Lion was looking at him with a puzzled expression, completely unharmed.

This defense is ridiculously over the top!
Even though that wasn't your strongest move, you were way too calm!
Then Laozi took out a precious sword and shouted "Swift!"

The incredibly sharp sword transformed into a streak of light and slashed towards the Nine Spirits Primordial Saint.

Puff puff puff!!
Lao Tzu's eyes widened, and the innate spiritual treasure's magic sword felt as if it were piercing the softest cotton.

It couldn't harm Nine-Headed Lion at all!
Looking at that jiggling fat, I felt that my understanding of the world had been overturned.

When the sword was put away, the once gleaming sword had become dull and lifeless.

The once straight blade became crooked, as if it had been squeezed by some heavy object.

I was dumbfounded!
How to play this?
You can't break through their defenses even if they stand still!
"Old man! Have you had enough fun? It's my turn!"

After saying this, the Nine-Headed Lion Saint immediately transformed into his true form.

Suddenly, a massive nine-headed lion appeared before Lao Tzu's eyes.

All nine heads of the nine-headed lion moved closer to Lao Tzu at the same time.

"Come on! Let's see how many heads I can sever today!"

Lao Tzu said with a cold laugh.

I am a sage; surely every monster in Journey to the West can defeat a sage?
The nine-headed lion demon didn't answer, but instead opened its nine heads wide in front of me.

"Hmph! A mere trick, do you think you can devour me?"

Lao Tzu said disdainfully, while continuously circulating his cultivation to suppress the attack at any moment.

All nine heads exhaled at the same time.

Laozi's expression changed drastically.

vomit!!!
"It stinks. Ugh. Your mouth. Ugh!!"

Laozi immediately began to vomit violently, and an extremely disgusting stench filled the surroundings.

This is infuriating!
The stench was so strong that even the main road to saints couldn't withstand it!
What on earth is this thing?!
Soon after, Lao Tzu's vision went black and he collapsed to the ground.

There was still a lot of foam overflowing from his mouth.

"Hmph! My Heaven-Shaking Stinking Technique is infallible, tremble, old man!" The nine lion heads flicked their manes, exuding an indescribable air of nonchalance.

Lingshan.

The gods and Buddhas in the sky twitched at the corners of their mouths, feeling utterly disgusted.

"That's terrifying! That stench knocked out even a saint like me!" "This nine-headed lion demon is invincible! The terrifying defense combined with that stench...it's unbearable!"

"A moment of silence for Lao Tzu, the sage! How much courage must he have had to face such an intense stench!"

"I could almost smell a stench on Mount Ling, ugh..."

The gods and Buddhas were utterly disgusted; how could such a demon exist in this world! All the saints in Zixiao Palace looked at the nine-headed lion demon with fear and terror in their eyes.

"Um...who's willing to rescue Lao Tzu and Tang Sanzang?"

Hongjun looked at the assembled saints with a grim expression.

To everyone's surprise, the saints turned their heads to look elsewhere, and the scene became extremely quiet.

"Ugh... this lion demon is disgusting! But it's interesting!"

Little Sugar said with a grin.

"I feel like killing myself! This stench is so strong, it's disgusting! Hehehe!"

Little Mengmeng was so excited that her laughter never stopped.

"If I had known this glutton had this skill, I would have sent him to Mount Ling!"

Little Su Su's big eyes darted around as she smiled and said.

Upon hearing this, Tangtang and Mengmeng's eyes lit up... (End of Chapter)