Primordial Era: Wife Nuwa, Adorable Baby Causes Havoc in Zixiao Palace
Chapter 585 Forging a Deep Feud
Nine-Bend Winding Cave.
Lao Tzu was bound and carelessly tossed aside, staring blankly at the cave ceiling, utterly devoid of interest in life.
"Your Majesty is mighty! While Your Majesty was away, this humble monk specially prepared new dishes; this time there will definitely be no problem!"
Tang Sanzang rubbed his hands together with a fawning smile and said.
"Hmm, perfect timing for a big battle, I'm also a bit hungry!"
After saying this, the Nine-Headed Lion Saint sat down and began to eat.
"Hey! This is pretty good! But it's not enough for me, keep making more!"
Nine-Headed Lion nodded and instructed Tang Sanzang to continue.
"Alright! I'll go prepare right away!"
Tang Sanzang was overjoyed and hurriedly continued cooking.
To Tang Sanzang's surprise, he underestimated the appetite of the Nine-Headed Lion.
"Your Majesty! Aren't you full yet?"
Upon hearing Tang Sanzang's words, the Nine-Headed Lion replied directly:
"What nonsense! This is only a little bit! It's just the appetizer! Keep going, the last dish was pretty good."
Tang Sanzang was dumbfounded!
I've prepared so many dishes, and this is just an appetizer? Wukong!
I can't take it anymore!
Help me!
"What, you have a problem with that?"
Nine-Headed Lion King glanced at Tang Sanzang with a fierce look.
"No, no! This humble monk will go right away, right away!"
Tang Sanzang was almost in tears and hurriedly responded.
He then hurried out and glanced at Laozi as he passed by.
Even saints were stunned!
What can I do?
Just then, the Nine-Headed Lion Spirit in the cave suddenly disappeared.
In a flash, Nine-Headed Lion suddenly saw three little girls.
"Greetings, three ladies! May I ask what brings you to summon this little demon?"
Nine-Headed Lion Saint smiled apologetically.
"Heh! You're pretty savvy. I thought you were going to pull out your ultimate move as soon as we met!"
Little Sugar said with a smile.
"No, no! This lady can't possibly presume to show off my meager skills, since she can even ignore the defenses of a lowly demon!"
"Nine Spirits Primordial Saint said ingratiatingly."
He may be greedy, but he's not stupid.
It was able to suppress me and even ignore the defense of the fat.
That would be absolutely terrifying; how could I possibly dare to resist!
"The lion will throw you to Mount Ling later, and then use that 'stinky breath' trick."
Little Sugar looked at Nine Spirits with a bright smile and said.
"Mount Ling? Grandma, isn't that the main base of Buddhism? This little demon will die!"
Nine-Headed Lion said with a look of terror on his face.
Poisoning people at Lingshan?
How could you even think of that?!
Although I was very confident in my defense, I couldn't withstand the sheer number of opponents!
"What? Do you have a problem with that?"
Little Sugar's eyes grew increasingly kind as she stared intently at Nine-Headed Lion and asked.
"Alright! After you're done, remember to take the little demon away!" Nine-Spirited Ape swallowed hard, looking at the lolis with fear.
The three little girls exchanged glances and all revealed mischievous smiles.
Suddenly, the Nine-Headed Lion felt a dizzying sensation.
When they came to their senses, they were already in the Great Hall of the Spirit Mountain.
"Um...you're all here? I came to visit you!"
Nine-Headed Lion greeted the gods and Buddhas with a smile.
Gods and Buddhas of Lingshan: ???
Before the gods and Buddhas could react, the Nine-Headed Lion instantly transformed into its true form.
He shouted loudly, "The ultimate, enhanced version of the Heaven-Shaking Bad Breath Technique!!"
Then the nine heads opened their enormous mouths, and a massive amount of stench poured out.
Instantly, a foul stench filled the main hall.
And it's still surging outwards!
The gods and Buddhas widened their eyes, their faces filled with horror.
Damn it!
How did this nine-headed lion demon end up here?
And isn't this the "bad breath technique"?
I fucking came all the way to the main hall to release it!
vomit!!!
Countless vomiting sounds echoed in the main hall, by which time the Nine-Headed Lion had vanished.
Soon, the stench enveloped the entire sacred mountain.
Inside the Purple Cloud Palace, the five sages, who were still discussing matters, suddenly sensed something amiss. They immediately went out to investigate from Mount Ling, but what they found was shocking.
vomit!!!
The five sages were about to vomit!
What the hell is this?
Why is there such a stench everywhere in Lingshan!
"Saint... ugh... man... just now those nine heads... ugh... come... ugh..."
The Buddha rushed to the sage's side at great personal risk, speaking while vomiting.
Then everything went black, and he fainted from the stench.
Although it wasn't explained clearly, all five saints understood.
"Damn Nine Heavens Lion Demon... Ugh. Bastard!"
"I am furious," Jieyin said.
Hongjun shook his head speechlessly and immediately began to remove the stench from Mount Ling.
Several saints used their great magical powers and it took a long time to completely eliminate them.
Looking at his disciples scattered all over the ground, his eyes rolled back and he foamed at the mouth.
The Five Saints felt an extreme headache and hated the Nine-Headed Lion Demon to the core!
Hongjun was furious, glaring fiercely towards Bamboo Mountain:
"Li Chu! Just you wait!"
"Hahaha! Hongjun is going to be furious! That stupid lion is such a stinky ox!" Little Tangtang couldn't stop laughing and gave Nine-Headed Lion a thumbs up.
"Buddhism is utterly rotten! Hehehe!"
Little Mengmeng was also laughing continuously while clutching her stomach.
Little Su Su also laughed and said, "You silly lion do have some use after all!"
Nine-Headed Lion smiled ingratiatingly, not daring to reply.
My heart was already breaking!
Will those bald monks hunt me down later?
Oh no!
They've incurred the wrath of Buddhism!
"You lion, don't worry about Buddhism, just do your job well for us!"
As if knowing what Nine-Headed Lion was thinking, Little Sugar smiled and said to him.
"Thank you, my three aunts! I will do my utmost to fulfill any request you may make in the future!"
Hearing Xiaotangtang's words, Jiuling Yuansheng finally felt relieved.
Be a subordinate!
He, Nine-Headed Lion Saint, is top-notch!
I must say, the Buddhist sect's act of spreading poison was truly their moment of glory!
"Alright! Go back now, you lion! Good luck, we believe in you!" Little Sugar waved her hand and said.
Nine-Headed Lion nodded hastily and then returned to his cave.
Tang Sanzang, who was untying Laozi, was stunned for a moment and then pulled the rope tighter.
"Your Majesty, you're back! This humble monk will check if the ropes are tied tightly!"
Under Laozi's resentful gaze, Tang Sanzang spoke without changing his expression.
"Hmm! Just got back from running errands. Nice selection of dishes, but it's not enough, I'm hungry again!"
After saying that, Nine-Headed Lion King immediately began to eat and drink voraciously.
Tang Sanzang was left alone, bewildered in the wind.
Holy crap!
Is this going to kill this humble monk with exhaustion?
Lion spirit, that's enough!
Tang Sanzang cried, "When will this ever end?"
I am also desperate.
Nima.
This is clearly just an ordinary rope, yet even a saint like myself can't break free from it.
But Tang Sanzang was able to untie it.
And then Tang Sanzang actually chickened out?!
Sanxian Island.
"Buddhism is in such a sorry state! Was this Su Su's idea? Hahaha!"
Nuwa couldn't help but laugh when she saw the miserable state of Buddhism.
"That nine-headed lion demon is disgusting, it's really repulsive!"
Houtu shook her head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
"Nine mouths with bad breath, that's truly something else!"
Chang Xi laughed while expressing her disdain.
"It seems like Buddhism will be haunted from now on. Will they gag at the sight of someone opening their mouth? Haha!"
Li Changsheng smiled.
"Alright, alright, Changsheng, stop talking. Otherwise, we sisters will all be traumatized!"
Nuwa rolled her eyes at Li Changsheng and said coquettishly.
The women nodded in agreement upon hearing this.
"Alright, I know I was wrong. Sigh! The Buddhist community is probably going crazy. Let's see what happens next!"
Hearing Li Changsheng's words, the women finally let go and continued to watch the unfolding events. (End of Chapter)
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