Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 133 Chakra Measurement Units? Kakashi Has Something to Say
How many calories does Naruto have? (That's right, 1 cal = 1 Kakashi's chakra.)

The sudden appearance of this thing on the light screen startled everyone.

Kakashi, who hadn't even returned to Konoha yet, stared wide-eyed with a dead fish expression.

What the hell?

The unit of measurement for chakra is... calorie?

Is that polite to him?

Naruto successfully became a genin.

During training, Kakashi said to Naruto with a serious expression, "Your chakra reserves are about 100 times that of mine!"

(Without suppressing the Nine-Tails, Naruto's chakra level as a child was around 100 calories, truly befitting someone with the Uzumaki bloodline.)

During the Fourth Shinobi World War, Naruto learned the Sage Mode of Mount Myōboku, causing his chakra to increase by leaps and bounds. Combined with the Yang Nine-Tails and the Yin Nine-Tails given to him by Edo Tensei Minato, his chakra reserves are conservatively estimated to exceed 1000 calories...

Kakashi:......

He has something to say.

Countless people in the ninja world are watching the light screen these days, and even if they aren't watching, they might find out from others later.

and so……

From now on, the unit of measurement for chakra will be... a calorie?

But to be fair, judging by Kakashi's chakra reserves, there are only a few people in the ninja world who can reach 1 chakra!
After all, Kakashi has quite a bit of chakra.

The reason he often runs out of chakra during battles is mainly because he's hampered by the Mangekyou Sharingan.

If you have interstitial cells in your body, the burden is not too great, but the risks of transplanting interstitial cells are huge.

However, Naruto already had 100 chakra when he became a genin?
It must be said that the Uzumaki clan possesses an enormous amount of chakra.

Both Uzumaki and Senju are known for their vast amounts of chakra.

……

Naruto was also surprised to hear about Amegakure. He knew Kakashi; he was a Jonin of Konoha, the son of White Fang, and a disciple of the Fourth Hokage.

And Naruto Uzumaki, when he was a genin, had 100 calories of chakra?
"How many chakra do I have right now?" Naruto muttered to himself.

He hasn't been refining chakra for very long.

There will be 100 calories in a few years, but certainly not now.

"Ignoring the Nine-Tails' chakra and other chakra, your own chakra level should exceed 1 calorie," Konan's voice rang out behind Naruto.

The other chakra mentioned by Konan is that the light screen says Hashirama is Naruto's past life. Therefore, it is very likely that Naruto has Hashirama's chakra hidden within him.

Of course, it might not be Hashirama's chakra, but something else.

Naruto was unaware of this, but Konan knew that Nagato had carefully examined Naruto's body while he was asleep, but only found Naruto's own chakra and the Nine-Tails' chakra sealed inside him. Apart from that, no other chakra was found.

Even Nagato, who possesses the Rinnegan, couldn't detect it. If it truly exists, then it's incredibly well hidden.

"My chakra level is already over 1 ka?" Naruto asked in surprise.

It's worth noting that Kakashi was one of the best Jonin in Konoha.

How long has Naruto been refining his chakra?

"Your mother was born into the Uzumaki clan, and you have the Uzumaki bloodline, which gives you an extraordinary amount of chakra," Konan said calmly.

To be honest, Xiao Nan was a little envious.

Moreover, Naruto still has half of the Nine-Tails inside him.

If Naruto can make good use of the Nine-Tails' chakra in his body in the future, plus his own chakra, he could have several hundred calories!
In addition, Kakashi's chakra reserves have been continuously increasing.

A few years from now, one card will definitely be worth significantly more than one card is now.

So, under normal circumstances, everyone's chakra unit of measurement is... 'devalued', since what is 1 chakra now may not be 1 chakra next year.

As for using Kakashi as a unit of chakra measurement on the light screen, there must be some basis for it!
[When Sasuke was a genin, Kakashi could use Lightning Blade four times, while Sasuke could only use it twice. Therefore, his chakra level was 0.5 ka...]

In Konoha, Sasuke's face had darkened.

The Uchiha clan has a relatively large amount of chakra, but that's only compared to ordinary people. Comparing them to the Uzumaki clan or the Senju clan would be asking for trouble.

But his chakra is far less than Naruto's!
Both are genin, but Naruto has 100 calories, while he only has 0.5 calories.

"While strength is related to the amount of chakra, it's not the only factor. With my Sharingan awakened, I can make up for the chakra gap between myself and Naruto," Sasuke thought to himself.

……

Information about ninjas is especially important, and information about Kakashi's chakra reserves is also crucial, as very little in the entire Hidden Leaf Village knows this.

Those who know Kakashi's chakra level can compare it to their own to determine how many chakra they currently possess.

A squad leader from the Anbu said, "So, my chakra level is 0.7 kilocalories."

Might Guy: "Kakashi's chakra is 1 ka, so my chakra is... about 1.6 ka!"

A certain Chunin: "My chakra is 0.314159 kilocalories."

Someone: "Then my chakra is 1.008 calories."

……

Pure Land, Konoha's White Fang Hatake Sakumo (Ghost): ...Kakashi, you...you've really made something of yourself!

Being able to become a unit of measurement for chakra should be... an honor!
Meanwhile, in the Naruto chat group, many members took the initiative to establish a 'bond' with Kakashi.

In a group, members can establish a 'bond' by having one person initiate the connection and the other agree. Once a 'bond' is established, members can view their friends' information, including chakra level, chakra attribute, ninjutsu, and bloodline limit.

Hashirama Senju has sent a 'bond' request to Kakashi Hatake. Kakashi, please accept it.

Madara Uchiha made a 'bond' request to Kakashi Hatake. Kid, don't be ungrateful.

Might Guy made his 'bond' request to @Kakashi Hatake for the third time: My lifelong rival, youth will not always be a failure.

Tobirama Senju sent a 'bond' request to Kakashi Hatake, and it was approved.

...]

Some members of the group have formed 'bonds', such as Hashirama and Madara, or Hashirama and Tobirama.

Currently, a group member can only establish a 'bond' relationship with 10 other group members.

Currently, there are more than 10 group members requesting to form a 'bond' with Kakashi.

Most people in the group made requests to Kakashi to establish a 'bond'.

If it doesn't go through, I'll offend people.

And those who are too powerful to offend number more than 10.

This gave Kakashi a real headache.

The light screen prank made the group chat lively.

Only Kakashi had a bitter face.

Needless to say, from now on, whenever Kakashi is mentioned, the first thing that comes to mind is his chakra unit of measurement.

"Kakashi, you've made a contribution to the measurement of chakra in the ninja world." Obito in the group gave Kakashi a thumbs up.

Immediately afterwards, Rin also gave Kakashi a thumbs up.

Kakashi: Obito, Rin, I... thank you.

Lin: You're welcome. *covers mouth and laughs*

Obito: Hashirama Senju has the most chakra in the group, but I don't know if he has reached 2000 chakra. Madara has less than Hashirama.

Hashirama: 2000 calories? I have that much chakra? I didn't even know that myself!

Ban: I'm not as good as Hasilama? Humph!
Tobirama: Madara, you born evil, how could you possibly compare to me, Nii-san?

Izuna: I, Nii-san, am the strongest.

Kakashi was starting to feel hopeless.

……

Mt. Miaomu.

Jiraiya's eyes lit up; he had an idea.

The screen displayed that Naruto had learned the Sage Mode from Mount Myōboku.

If Naruto is willing to return to Konoha, everything will be easy.

Find a way to get Naruto to sign a contract with Mount Myōboku, and then have Naruto use reverse summoning to Mount Myōboku.

No matter how powerful Pain is, he can't just come to Mount Myōboku and cause trouble!

The more Jiraiya thought about it, the more reliable it seemed. The biggest problem, however, was whether Naruto himself was willing to return to Konoha.

As for giving Naruto the opportunity to sign a contract with Mount Myōboku, Jiraiya didn't think it would be too difficult.

But if Naruto himself doesn't want to return to Konoha, that would be troublesome.

His eagerness to save Naruto stemmed from a number of considerations.

The Nine-Tails Jinchuriki is too important to Konoha. Therefore, if Akatsuki refuses to hand him over, Konoha may declare war on Akatsuki at any time. Once war breaks out, the other four great ninja villages will not stand idly by, and the Fourth Shinobi World War may break out.

Another issue is that the old man's position as the Third Hokage is no longer secure, and there is an urgent need to elect a Fifth Hokage.

Saving Naruto is also a test.

Jiraiya was determined to make Tsunade the Fifth Hokage.

Furthermore, the longer Naruto stayed in Amegakure, the harder it became for him to sever ties with Akatsuki.

Over time, Konoha might become less important to Naruto than Amegakure.

Therefore, Naruto must be rescued as soon as possible.

……

Itachi paused, his gaze turning strangely toward the light screen.

Is Kakashi a unit of measurement for chakra?
In terms of strength, he surpasses Kakashi, thanks to the power of his Mangekyou Sharingan. However, in terms of chakra reserves, he is currently inferior to Kakashi.

Therefore, he has less than 1 cal of chakra left.

"Boring!" Itachi muttered, pursing his lips.

It was at this moment that Itachi sensed he was being watched.

With a change of expression, Itachi turned to look at the large tree not far behind him.

Then Itachi quickly formed hand seals and spat out a fireball.

Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique.

The massive fireball burned a large area behind Itachi.

A white substance emerged from the scorched black ground.

The white substance expanded, forming a white dome.

However, it is not Awei's original body, but rather an avatar of Awei.

Creating a physical clone wasn't too difficult for Awei.

The Shadow Clone Technique developed by Tobirama Senju is an example of creating physical clones using chakra.

Ah Wei not only mastered the Yin-Yang Escape technique, but also devoured one of Black Zetsu's clones, so creating a few clones is nothing special.

"Ah Wei, are you spying on me?" Itachi coldly stared at Ah Wei's clone.

"If I said it was a coincidence, would you believe me?" Ah Wei's clone asked with a smile.

"Do you think I'd believe that?" Itachi sneered.

However, Itachi always harbored a sense of apprehension towards Awei.

Itachi once used Tsukuyomi on Awei, but the Mangekyou genjutsu backfired.

But now they are only facing one of Awei's clones.

Itachi's Sharingan was still able to distinguish between Ah Wei's original form and his clone.

"Are you going to Konoha? To see your stupid little brother?" Awei's clone changed the subject.

But Itachi remained silent.

Upon activating his Kaleidoscope Sharingan, Itachi immediately unleashed Amaterasu.

Amaterasu is a black flame, said to originate from the core of the sun. Itachi's Kaleidoscope Focus Gaze can summon this black flame.

However, as soon as the black flames appeared, the White Zetsu clone dodged them.

"Amaterasu is powerful, but it takes a while to activate. As long as you understand this technique, it's easy to avoid," the White Zetsu clone said with a smile.

But then Itachi used Amaterasu again.

The black flames reappeared, but still failed to burn the White Zetsu clone.

Just as the White Zetsu clone dodged Amaterasu, Itachi's Fire Release ninjutsu was launched at him.

Meanwhile, Itachi's right eye was closed and bleeding.

Phoenix Fire Technique, Risky Flower Claw Red, Mighty Dragon Fire Technique, Mighty Flame Ball...

Before the black flames disappeared, Itachi used a variety of ninjutsu in a short period of time, and the White Zetsu clone successfully dodged several times, but then there was no way to avoid it.

Itachi, meanwhile, charged toward the White Zetsu clone with a kunai in hand.

Itachi's use of Fire Release techniques was perfect. He had a perfect grasp of the power of the technique, the hand seals, and the timing of the attack.

It is evident that Itachi possesses exceptionally high combat talent.

However, Itachi's forte is illusion, but he didn't use it in this battle.

As for Itachi's taijutsu, it's not bad either.

"One against seven is practically the work of a hexagonal ninja," Ah Wei's clone thought to himself.

However, he had no choice but to fight Itachi, and Awei's clone was also somewhat frustrated.

Actually, what I just told Itachi was the truth.

It was just a coincidence.

But Itachi clearly didn't believe it.

"Bang~"

Ah Wei's clone clapped his hands together, using Water Release: Chaotic Waves to block the incoming Fire Release.

Itachi bypassed the water jutsu and thrust his kunai toward Awei's clone's heart.

Just as Itachi's kunai was about to pierce Awei's clone, Awei's clone narrowly dodged it, but little did he know that Itachi's attack was just a feint, with a series of follow-up moves.

After all, it was just a clone of Ah Wei, and its strength was not strong, much weaker than Itachi's.

Even without using the Sharingan, he is stronger than Ah Wei's clone.

Not long after, Itachi severed the left arm of Awei's clone.

Having lost an arm, Awei used his clone to escape underground.

At this moment, Itachi threw out more than a dozen kunai wrapped with explosive tags, sealing off Awei's clone and preventing it from escaping.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa~"

"Boom~"

More than a dozen explosive tags exploded almost simultaneously.

BOOM~
Ah Wei's clone formed a hand seal and unleashed the Earth Flow Wall, but it failed to block the attack.

As everything dissipated, a pit appeared in the ground. Awei's clone lay at the bottom of the pit, with half of his body exposed and the majority buried in the soil.

Although he didn't die, Awei's clone also lost his fighting ability.

Walking up to Awei's clone, Itachi stared at it with his Mangekyou Sharingan.

Then, Awei's clone felt hypnotized.

That's right, Itachi used the Kaleidoscope to hypnotize Awei's clone.

Soon, Awei's clone appeared to be hypnotized.

Itachi started asking questions too.

First, hypnotize Awei's clone, then extract information from him—information about Awei, information about the Akatsuki organization. Any important information must be obtained.

"Why are you spying on me?" Itachi asked expressionlessly.

"I already told you it was a coincidence. Are you out of your mind and deaf too? How many times do I have to tell you?" Awei's clone started cursing.

In Awei's opinion, Itachi's thought process is a bit abnormal.

Awei found Itachi's so-called magnanimity laughable.

“You…” Itachi frowned. He thought he had successfully hypnotized Awei’s clone, but he was wrong. He had failed to hypnotize Awei’s clone.

This is only one of Awei's clones; it would undoubtedly be much more difficult to hypnotize Awei's real body.

(End of this chapter)