Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 134 Naruto: I'm not good at lecturing either.
Kakashi wasn't exactly devastated to have become a unit of measurement for chakra without his knowledge, but he was certainly frustrated.

He was almost reluctant to return to Konoha, since he knew too many people there.

However, he was still a Konoha ninja after all.

Leaving the village without permission outside of mission periods is a serious matter that will be investigated.

He'll definitely have to give a reason when he gets back, and he's already thought of one.

If Jiraiya can trick him, then he doesn't need to be polite. He can just say that Jiraiya secretly infiltrated Konoha and took him away from the village. As for Jiraiya's purpose in doing so, go ask Jiraiya!

After Sasuke killed the Kage, he encountered Naruto and his group...

Kakashi's expression changed drastically.

His eyes were fixed on the light screen.

As for it becoming a unit of measurement for chakra, it's really not a big deal.

In comparison, Sasuke killing Danzo is much more explosive.

Although the light screen had previously revealed Danzo's death, it was done in a way that omitted the beginning and the end.

However, the Uchiha clan was wiped out, Danzo should have become the Sixth Hokage, Sasuke acquired the Mangekyou Sharingan, the masked man helped Sasuke... connecting these points together, we can deduce a lot of information.

Danzo harbored great animosity towards the Uchiha clan. Therefore, if the Uchiha were to be wiped out, Danzo would likely be the one pulling the strings behind the scenes. It would be understandable if Sasuke wanted to kill Danzo.

However, Danzo is also known as the 5.5th Hokage.

This suggests that Danzo became the Sixth Hokage, but was not accepted by the people. Therefore, the Hokage after Danzo was still the Sixth Hokage, not the Seventh.

Perhaps Danzo's original intention was for the village, but his methods were wrong!
"The person who created this world has set everything up. Some are protagonists, some are supporting characters, and some are villains. Danzo is undoubtedly a villain. As for me, the Sixth Hokage? I should be a supporting character! And who are the protagonists? Naruto and Sasuke?" Kakashi thought to himself.

That's how it is according to the light screen.

Everything was predetermined. It's one thing to be unaware of such a fate, but once you know it, it's truly tragic!
Good thing...

The trajectory of fate has changed, and the future holds infinite possibilities.

Compared to a change in fate, being pranked by the light screen is nothing.

Moreover, the light screen also reveals a lot of information.

However, although a lot of important information was collected through the light screen, this information was not a secret; on the contrary, it was common knowledge, which was frustrating.

Of course, it's also possible that what's said on the screen is all false, a fabricated lie.

A colossal lie.

The world of Naruto is nonsense.

He simply cannot make Kakashi fully believe in the light barrier right now.

[Talking skills vs. pretending skills]

Naruto said a lot, but while it had some effect on Sasuke, it was negligible. This was because Sasuke's "talk-no-jutsu" was rendered 99% ineffective by Naruto's feigned immunity.

Naruto looked helpless and spread his hands: "I'm not good at lecturing either, being clumsy with words."

Neji: Naruto, you're too modest.

Gaara: Naruto, you're too modest.

Nagato: Naruto, you're too modest.

Kenji: Naruto, you're too modest.

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Mouth escape?

Pretending to escape?

Kakashi's face also showed a strange expression.

Kakashi understood the meaning of "talk-no-jutsu" and "pretentiousness" mentioned by the light screen.

The so-called "verbal persuasion" refers to using one's words to persuade someone to change their ways.

As for "pretending to escape," it simply means faking it.

To be honest, Sasuke is quite good at acting cool and likes to show off.

It can be immune to 99% of Naruto's talk-no-jutsu? That's incredible, truly incredible.

No wonder they are destined rivals and MAX's bond.

Suddenly, Kakashi's expression turned unnatural.

He, Obito, and Rin are from Minato's team.

According to the screen, Kakashi's team consists of Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura.

Naruto corresponds to Obito? Sakura corresponds to Rin? Then wouldn't he correspond to Sasuke?

It seems that his personality was somewhat similar to Sasuke's when he was young.

This……

He shook his head, realizing he couldn't think about it anymore; the light screen had completely distracted him.

……

In the courtyard of the Hyuga clan in Konoha, Hyuga Neji looked at the light screen with surprise.

He was mentioned on the screen.

Naruto is being humble?

The implication is that Naruto used his talk-no-jutsu on him?
But he didn't have much contact with Naruto.

Naruto only entered the Ninja Academy this year, while he entered last year and is a year ahead of Naruto.

Even if they were in the same class, without the light screen appearing, it's unlikely he would have played with Naruto together!

No, he wasn't in the mood to play either.

He became a "caged bird," and his father committed suicide, thus losing his childhood.

Cultivate, grow stronger, protect the clan—this is his destiny.

Fate is something no one can escape.

From the moment of birth, a person's fate is already predetermined.

This is his understanding.

The appearance of the light screen altered the trajectory of fate. Will his fate change as well? Will he be able to break free from the curse of the 'Caged Bird' in the future?
If only death can free a bird from its cage, then is it possible to be resurrected after death?

Alternatively, one could join Orochimaru. Since Orochimaru can constantly change bodies, becoming his subordinate would also allow one to change bodies!

At worst, I'll just give up those rolling eyes.

At that moment, many thoughts began to form in Neji's mind.

If fate is unfair to him, then he will fight fate to the end; his fate is in his own hands, not in the hands of heaven.

Watching the light screen broadened Neji's horizons and elevated his thinking.

Looking at him now, he seems so insignificant. It's not that he lacked strength, but rather his mindset. How can one become a true strongman without the mindset of a strongman?
Orochimaru, Danzo, Sasuke, Naruto, Madara Uchiha... these people pursued their goals with unwavering resolve, even at the cost of their lives.

True strength lies only in self-confidence.

Just like the God of Shinobi, who was powerful and suppressed an era, Madara Uchiha chose to believe in himself rather than place his dreams on his friend.

The caged bird restricted his body, but it restricted his mind even more.

Once his heart breaks free from the caged bird's confinement, how long will this cursed seal remain effective?
As he pondered this, Neji solidified his ninja way.

……

Sunagakure Village.

With the allocation of funds from Daming and the significant amount of gold mined by Luosha, the village's finances were no longer too strained.

The number of ninjas has increased slightly.

Somewhere in the village, Gaara, with dark circles under his eyes, carrying a large gourd on his back, squatted on the ground, hugging his knees, and looking up at the light screen.

Because the Sand Village's sealing techniques were poor, after sealing the One-Tailed Beast inside Gaara, Gaara was unable to sleep properly, resulting in severe dark circles under his eyes.

According to what was shown on the screen, Naruto's talk-no-jutsu also influenced him?
Gaara may be very young, but he can already think.

Through the light screen, Gaara knew that Naruto and he were the same kind of people.

They are all Jinchūriki, and also the sons of Kage.

The difference is that Naruto is the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, while he is the One-Tails Jinchuriki.

The Nine-Tails is known as the strongest tailed beast, but Naruto only has half of the Nine-Tails inside him, while he has the complete One-Tails inside him.

Of course, half of the Nine-Tails can easily defeat the whole One-Tails.

Furthermore, Naruto's father was the Fourth Hokage, and his father was the Fourth Kazekage.

But those who hurt you the most are often the people closest to you.

Therefore, for him, having a father was worse than not having one. When Gaara saw Naruto's life in Konoha on the screen, he felt the same way.

Even though they only know each other through the light screen and are not friends, he doesn't feel lonely anymore.

Deep down, I felt a little happy.

It would be great to be friends with Naruto!
……

Rain Ninja Village.

Konan turned to look at the top of the tower, where Nagato was.

So, Naruto's talk-no-jutsu also affected Nagato?

……

“You’re the virtuous one, you’re the virtuous one, your whole family are virtuous twos.”

Tu Zi was somewhat exasperated.

At first I didn't quite understand, but I gradually came to understand.

Just like how I didn't understand at first that Danzo was called the "Pot Shadow" by the light screen, and I guessed that Danzo had defected and established the Pot Ninja Village, but in reality, he was the one who took the blame.

As for Xian Er, he just has a low IQ.

Anyone would be upset if they were told they have no intelligence!

They were practically calling him an idiot.

Also, does the message on the screen mean that Naruto's talk-no-jutsu can also affect him?
He'll be swayed by Naruto's words? Are you kidding me?
If Erzhuzi is immune to 99%, why can't he be immune?

That's utter nonsense.

……

"Lord Orochimaru, what do you think about Naruto's talk-no-jutsu?" Kabuto pushed up his glasses and turned to look at Orochimaru.

Orochimaru crossed his arms and leaned against a tree, his golden vertical pupils staring at the light screen in the air.

A sinister smile appeared on Orochimaru's lips.

Is it a matter of verbal persuasion?
Speaking of which, Orochimaru seems to have gained quite a few subordinates through his talk-no-jutsu.

Traveling throughout the ninja world, searching for promising talents, he often wins their unwavering loyalty with just a few words.

Even though Orochimaru kills his subordinates without batting an eye, the loyalty of his subordinates is generally very high.

This is inseparable from his persuasive skills, and of course, it is also related to his strength.

If you don't have the ability, you can't even get others to listen to you properly.

"Sasuke's ability to use his 'pretend-to-be-immune' technique to 99% of talk-no-jutsu? Interesting." Orochimaru became interested and decided to approach Sasuke and try his talk-no-jutsu on him.

In addition, he really wanted Sasuke's body.

Uchiha bloodline, Mangekyou Sharingan—these fascinated him!

Kabuto had also developed some feelings for Sasuke.

Because the screen said that Sasuke killed Danzo.

Kabuto doesn't have the strength to kill Danzo right now. If he did, he would probably kill Danzo immediately.

That old bastard Danzo deserves to die!

Dean Nonou's death was all Danzo's scheme.

This alone is enough to lead Danzo to his death.

He, Kabuto Yakushi, swore he would kill Danzo.

I just hope Danzo doesn't die at someone else's hands, so I can kill Danzo myself.

Noticing the change in Kabuto's expression, Orochimaru could guess what Kabuto was thinking.

At least for now, Orochimaru will not help Kabuto kill Danzo.

They haven't even fully exploited Danzo's value yet!

Moreover, Danzo was not someone to be trifled with.

Even Orochimaru wasn't entirely confident he could kill Danzo.

……

Konoha Year 60, Chunin Exams

Location: Konoha Village

At the grand hall, daimyo and many nobles came to watch. Through a draw, Naruto was paired with Neji. Neji was hailed as the Hyuga clan's number one genius, while Naruto was universally recognized as the underdog.

During the battle, Naruto instantly unleashed his Shadow Clone Technique, but was utterly defeated by Neji.

Naruto's Talk-no-Jutsu Mode, activated!

Hyuga Neji: "Why do you want to defy your fate? If you're a loser, just be a loser. Everyone's fate is predetermined."

Naruto: "...Because other people...say I'm a loser!"

Neji: "Hmph! To use Shadow Clone Jutsu so quickly under those circumstances, so that must be your best ninjutsu! I was too careless!"

Naruto: "I... failed the school's graduation exam three times in a row."

Neji: ? ? ?
Naruto: "I have bad luck because every time I take the ninjutsu exam for graduation, it's the ninjutsu I'm worst at. Actually, the Shadow Clone Technique is the ninjutsu I'm worst at using."

Neji: ? ? ?
Naruto: "Stop looking so gloomy and saying such boring things as fate can't be changed!"

……

Neji: I understand now, please accept my utmost respect.

Naruto: I'm actually not very good at lecturing, haha~

Those watching the screen were speechless. Konoha in its 60th year? It hasn't even been 55 years yet!

However, Naruto's talk-no-jutsu towards Neji is quite impressive.

After the Konoha Crush Plan

Gaara goes berserk, the One-Tailed Fox unleashes its power, and Naruto, with a kunai wrapped in explosive tags, delivers a Thousand Years of Death attack to Gaara...

Inside Gaara, a single tail: "Fat tanuki? Thousand Years of Death? Damn brat, I'm going to kill you, I'll definitely kill you."

Gaara: "Quiet!"

"You yelled at me?" Yiwei.

Both Gaara and Naruto, severely injured, lay on the ground. Naruto writhed and crawled like an insect toward Gaara.
Gaara: "Don't come any closer!"

"Being alone... that kind of pain is truly unbearable. I don't know why, but I feel very clear about your feelings. However, for me, I have already... found the people I cherish most. The people I cherish most will not let you hurt them. Even if it means... killing you, I will stop you." Naruto's eyes were filled with tears.

"Why? Why would you go to such lengths for someone else?" Gaara didn't understand.

"I'm all alone because they rescued me from that hell, acknowledged my existence, and are my most cherished companions..."

Gaara's inner thoughts: Love? Is that why he's so powerful? Naruto Uzumaki, one day I will too...】

Gaara: ...

So, is that right?

However, there's no doubt that Naruto's emotions on the screen were genuine.

However, he also had some understanding of Naruto's talk-no-jutsu ability.

You still dare to say you're not good at lecturing?

That's incredibly humble!
At that moment, everyone around Gaara began to look at him strangely.

Some children were even hesitant about whether or not to play with Gaara.

Unbeknownst to him, Naruto had taken up an important place in Gaara's heart.

In the future, Gaara might be happy to become friends with Naruto.

I wish Naruto could come to Sunagakure.

You are the wind, I am the sand.
As the background music began, Naruto's Wind Release chakra combined with Gaara's sand to create a sandstorm. Deep bonds were bound together within this sandstorm, spreading ever wider...

Gaara: ...

The tail inside his body was starting to get out of control.

The sand inside the gourd was also stirring.

This light screen, maybe we should just destroy it!

The strange looks he received from those around him made him feel extremely uncomfortable.

How can it be repaired?
The pleasant atmosphere was completely ruined.

Damn, damn it!
(End of this chapter)