Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 135 His verbal skills are terrifying? His mouth must be torn apart!

Pain destroyed Konoha and killed countless people, but in reality, Pain was merely a puppet of Nagato Uzumaki.
Nagato: How many floors do you have to carry a bag of rice up?

Naruto unleashed his "Talk-no-Jutsu," showcasing the art of language to its fullest extent. He reasoned that if he couldn't beat Naruto, he would change things through words, persuading his powerful enemy. Under his influence, Nagato realized the truth, placing his hopes on Naruto and sacrificing his own life to use the Rinne Rebirth technique to revive everyone in Konoha killed by Pain.

Nagato:? ? ?
He... has something he's unsure whether he should say.

A large number of paper scraps floated over and gathered together to form Xiao Nan.

Xiao Nan looked at him.

"You pin your hopes on Naruto? To sacrifice your own life to revive those killed by Pain?" Konan frowned.

If that's really the case, Xiao Nan simply can't agree with it.

"This is just a prank by the light screen; it can't be reality," Nagato said calmly.

However, Xiao Nan could not feel at ease.

She finally understood how terrifying verbal persuasion could be.

To make an invincible and powerful enemy obediently commit suicide with just a few words... how incredibly awesome is that?

If this is all part of the 'creator's' design, then this creator must be out of their mind!

Fortunately, Naruto is currently in Amegakure.

Konan decided to teach Naruto properly, so that he wouldn't go astray.

[Talk-no-jutsu, the ultimate ninjutsu, was developed by Naruto Uzumaki, the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki of Konoha. It combines his own chakra with the Nine-Tails' chakra, adds natural energy, and gathers it all at once in his mouth, influencing the enemy's five senses through words.]

After being verbally attacked, one becomes unable to hear anything else; the brain's logic is disrupted...

Naruto:……

Yang Nine-Tails: I'll give you a chance to rephrase your words. Remove the Nine-Tails chakra. What kind of talk-no-jutsu is this? It has nothing to do with my chakra.

Yin Jiuwei: I...

When Naruto encounters a villain he can't defeat, he uses his "talk-no-jutsu" (a form of persuasion) to either convince them to commit suicide or to abandon their evil ways. It never fails; you can't argue with that.
Even a Six Paths level expert couldn't withstand the power of talk-no-jutsu. What? The strongest genjutsu is Uchiha Shisui's Kotoamatsukami? NO, it's clearly Naruto's Kotoamatsukami!

A villain intent on destroying the world? Don't be afraid if you can't beat him; Naruto's talk-no-jutsu can make the villain see the error of his ways and sacrifice himself for peace...

[Naruto's quote: A ninja uses words, not fists; that's my ninja way.]

【Talk-no-jutsu - the art of exposing wounds, using sharp language to attack the other party's unbearable past.】

The art of persuasion—a gentle and persuasive technique that uses words that resonate deeply to move the other party or inspire one's own side.

The art of persuasion—the art of empathy, which involves moving the other person by sharing one's own experiences.

The Art of Words: Chicken Soup for the Soul...

Talk-no-jutsu—the ultimate technique—a method of destiny. Fate has ordained it; supernatural powers cannot defy destiny. Once this technique is used, words become law, and even the Sage of Six Paths cannot resist it.

It's worth mentioning that Orochimaru's persuasive skills are also very strong. After all, he's the "favorite son" of the "Creator," acting arrogantly from beginning to end. As a villain, he managed to redeem himself by using his persuasive skills on many of his subordinates, such as Kimimaro and Guren. Even though Orochimaru doesn't care about the lives of his subordinates, they are still loyal to him.

Orochimaru wanted to change bodies, and his subordinates vied to offer their bodies to him, believing that having their bodies used by Orochimaru was the greatest meaning of their existence.

Naruto: Orochimaru, I'm not good at lecturing, but your talk-no-jutsu is the strongest.

Orochimaru: ...Don't you have any common sense that I, a major villain, would be redeemed?

Pure Land, still water (for the dead): Betsukaizui?

According to what was shown on the screen, the power of words was terrifying.

What kind of charm does it take to be able to resist 99% of verbal attacks?
He was deeply moved even just watching the live broadcast on the screen.

Kyukina:......

How could such a perfectly healthy son have such a mouth?

Inside the Grim Reaper's belly, Minato scratched his head.

……

The capital of the Land of Fire, the Third Generation has not yet left.

What merit does he possess? The Creator's 'own son' is actually his disciple.

He was somewhat familiar with Orochimaru's talk-no-jutsu ability.

But I never expected Naruto's talk-no-jutsu to be so... terrifying.

However, even Naruto at his strongest MAX level was suppressed by the Will of Fire, which made him feel a little smug.

Therefore, neither Kotoamatsukami nor Kotoamatsukami can compare to the Will of Fire!
The firelight will illuminate the village...

"Naruto... he's a good candidate to become Hokage!" The Third Hokage sighed inwardly as he took a drag of his cigarette.

Konoha cannot lose Naruto, because Naruto is Minato's son, because Naruto is the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, and also because Naruto can utter the "mouth radical" (crossed out).

Also, I never expected that all six Paths of Pain were actually puppets.

Is Nagato Uzumaki the mastermind behind it all?

The Uzumaki clan?
The Rinnegan appeared on a member of the Uzumaki clan?

If six corpses were transformed into the Six Paths of Pain, then the Rinnegan of the Six Paths of Pain must all be projections.

However, even though Nagato was very powerful, he couldn't defeat Naruto's talk-no-jutsu.

Naruto is still young.

However, even though Naruto is still young, his persuasive skills should be quite strong!

If Naruto's talk-no-jutsu could make Nagato see the error of his ways, that would be the best outcome.

Therefore, we shouldn't push the Akatsuki too hard.

Moreover, the light screen clearly stated that Pain destroyed Konoha.

From this perspective, if Konoha were to declare war on Akatsuki, the consequences would likely be unimaginable.

The original plan was to secretly go to Amegakure to rescue Naruto, but now it seems that the plan might need to be changed.

……

Kabuto looked at Orochimaru.

Orochimaru:……

Even Orochimaru was shocked when he saw those "talk-no-jutsu" techniques on the light screen.

Nine-Tails received the favor of the Sage of Six Paths.

Did Orochimaru receive the favor of the 'Creator'?

The main villain?
Whitewash?

With his eyes narrowed, Orochimaru's gaze held a murderous intent, and his heart was filled with rage.

This feeling of being manipulated and played with was infuriating to him.

……

Pure Land, Ban's face darkened.

I would call you the strongest?
This meme is just going to stick, isn't it?

However, Nagato was a good-for-nothing; he committed suicide after being talked into submission.

It's a disgrace to the Rinnegan.

……

In the Hidden Cloud Village, the Fourth Raikage solemnly told Killer Bee and the others, "From now on, when you face Naruto, tear his mouth apart first."

Raikage's secretary looked exasperated.

Kirabi delivered another impromptu rap.

The Raikage was wary of Naruto's talk-no-jutsu.

"Lord Raikage, it's obviously a prank on the screen," said a Jonin from Kumogakure.

"A joke? Naruto's talk-no-jutsu against Neji Hyuga didn't seem fake, nor did he talk-no-jutsu against Gaara, or even Nagato. I never thought Pain would be a puppet." The Raikage slammed his fist on his desk and shouted.

The secretary of the Raikage, who was standing to the side, twitched when she saw the shattered table.

"Everyone, remember this: from now on, when you face Naruto Uzumaki, the first thing you need to do is tear his mouth apart. Got it?"

"Got it!" came a deafening shout!

The Raikage Building was shaking slightly.

……

In the dense forest, Scorpion was repairing his puppet, while also keeping an eye on the light screen.

"Are all Six Paths of Pain puppets? Is the mastermind Nagato Uzumaki? The Uzumaki clan?" Sasori was also quite surprised.

He thought Pain was the leader of Akatsuki, but he didn't expect Pain to be just a corpse.

As for Nagato, he didn't show up at all. If it weren't for the light screen revealing him, he would have had no idea.

On the screen, he probably never knew Nagato existed until his death!

"So, Pain was also a puppet?"

He turned the corpses of the Third Kazekage and Hanzo the Salamander into human puppets, one the strongest Kazekage and the other a demigod of the ninja world, and he was quite pleased with himself.

But compared to the Six Paths of Pain, he is still far inferior.

It surpasses the art of Sasori of the Red Sand.

“Uzumaki…Nagato!” Sasori muttered to himself, squinting.

It was hidden very well.

However, the guy who died because of Naruto's talk-no-jutsu is somewhat laughable.

The fact that Sasori of the Red Sand would serve such a ridiculous guy is just...

……

Deidara, Kakuzu, Hidan... were all surprised.

Nagato?

I never imagined Payne's secret would be like this.

The fact that Pain was able to destroy Konoha earned the admiration of Kakuzu and others.

However, since they destroyed Konoha and killed too many people, why did they revive those they killed? And even sacrifice their own lives for it?

This made it impossible for Kakuzu and others to accept.

Nagato is aloof, he's amazing, he's highly enlightened, but is he just joking around?
Akatsuki's goal... is that all?
In that case, Kakuzu and the others would have to consider whether or not to risk their lives any longer.

Furthermore, even a seasoned veteran like Kakuzu was wary of Naruto's talk-no-jutsu.

Thinking of Naruto currently in Amegakure, Kakuzu was considering whether or not to kill him.

If he kills Naruto, Pain—no, I mean Nagato and Konan—they probably won't turn against him!
Besides being wary of Naruto's talk-no-jutsu, Kakuzu was also curious about Sasuke's pretentious talk-no-jutsu.

Judging from the description of "talking nonsense" on the screen, it seems there's some truth to it. So, what's the secret behind "pretending to be non-persuasive"?
Being immune to 99% of verbal attacks means it can basically contend with them.

At this moment, it wasn't just Kakuzu who was thinking about Sasuke's feigned escape technique.

Many in the ninja world were amazed by the power of talk-no-jutsu, and thus became wary of it.

The ability to feign skill, comparable to verbal persuasion, has naturally piqued the interest of many.

As for that brat in Amegakure, he was in a bad mood.

"I don't know any talk-no-jutsu!" Naruto shouted.

At this moment, Naruto felt that his company was dead.

Now, how will people view him in the future?

And the name Naruto Uzumaki is practically synonymous with "talk-no-jutsu" (a Japanese term for verbal persuasion).

No, he can't use the name Naruto Uzumaki anymore. Since his father's name is Minato Namikaze, he will be called Naruto Namikaze or Menma Namikaze from now on.

In addition, Naruto was surprised that all six Pain were puppets.

As for Nagato, who was behind the scenes manipulating the Six Paths of Pain...

Nagato Uzumaki?

The Uzumaki clan?
Also, what about Nagato's Samsara Rebirth Technique?
Can it bring people back to life?
However, while reviving others, Nagato himself died.

"Naruto, teach me Talk-no-Jutsu! I want to learn." A child ran up to Naruto.

Then, many more people from the village came looking for Naruto.

Some wanted to learn Naruto's "Talk-no-Jutsu," while others were simply curious.

Before long, several children surrounded Naruto, wanting to learn his talk-no-jutsu.

These kids all get along well with Naruto.

In Konoha, no one played with Naruto, but when Naruto came to Amegakure, children started playing with him.

Naruto's face darkened as soon as he heard the words "talk-no-jutsu".

For Naruto now, talk-no-jutsu is a taboo subject.

Naruto would get angry if anyone mentioned the word "talk-no-jutsu" in front of him.

"Talk-no-jutsu, talk-no-jutsu! I don't know any talk-no-jutsu at all. It's all just light screen talking nonsense," Naruto said angrily.

Among the children surrounding Naruto, some were afraid, while others were not.

"I know you're complaining, and that you're not good at lecturing, right!"

"Stop pretending, you can't outsmart Sasuke."

"If you teach me how to talk my way out of things, I'll treat you to ramen, okay?"

……

Hand-Pulled Noodle?

Naruto's heart moved.

So, ramen is going to test him? Then he can say very seriously that he... cannot withstand this test.

As for talk-no-jutsu and all that, just make it up. After all, how could he possibly know anything about talk-no-jutsu? It's all just nonsense from the screen.

The ramen in Amegakure has a unique flavor, but of course, it's still far inferior to Ichiraku Ramen in Konoha.

Speaking of which, the best ramen in Amegakure is made by the ninja chef.

Ninjas sometimes spend days or even months in the wilderness on missions, so food becomes a problem. They can't just eat soldier rations, so ninja chefs came into being.

It's rare to see a ninja chef open a ramen shop.

But there is one in Amegakure.

Naruto liked it after eating it once, and the ninja chef who made the ramen even recognized his talent and gave him some pointers on training.

While Ninja Chef's ramen is delicious, it's also a bit pricey.

Naruto doesn't have much money right now.

He's not a ninja yet, so he can't take on missions.

Xiao Nan didn't give him any pocket money either.

Now, if someone invites him to eat ramen, Naruto can't refuse.

Oh, by the way, ever since 'Otsutsuki Ichiraku' was revealed on the screen, Ichiraku Ramen's fame has skyrocketed. Many people have gone to Konoha to eat Ichiraku Ramen, and ramen has become a trend.

In Amegakure alone, there are several ramen shops.

If you were to do a count, you would find that there are quite a few more ramen shops in the ninja world.

Various kinds of ramen appeared one after another.

In addition, 'Otsutsuki Ichiraku' has also gained a large number of fans.

It's safe to say that there's a lot of traffic right now, and if you could monetize that traffic, you could become rich in no time.

While eating ramen, Naruto felt that the taste had worsened.

It wasn't that the ramen tasted worse; it was that Naruto heard the talkative talk that affected his appetite.

If you lose your appetite, even the most delicious food will taste bland.

After finishing a bowl of ramen, Naruto was still not full, but he didn't want to eat anymore.

Then, Naruto reappeared on the screen, looking a few years older than the current Naruto.

Besides Naruto, there are also Sasuke and Sakura.

Under Kakashi's leadership, Team 7 began their mission.

But since he was a newly graduated genin and it wasn't wartime, he could only take on D-rank missions, like weeding or finding cats.

On the screen, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura didn't seem to be cooperating much.

As for Kakashi, he was reading a copy of "Make-Out Paradise," written by Jiraiya.

……

On Mount Myōboku, Jiraiya's gaze was fixed on the book "Make-Out Paradise" in Kakashi's hand on the light screen.

Kakashi was engrossed in watching the new version of Icha Icha Paradise, but as a Jonin, he still paid attention to Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura.

"Kakashi has good taste," Jiraiya laughed.

Fukasaku and Shima both shook their heads. Kakashi, these are the three forbidden ninja books! Is it really okay to openly read forbidden books? You're setting a bad example for the children!

(End of this chapter)