Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 170 Tobirama's face darkened; damn the imagery...
Danzo's mentality is starting to crumble.

Watching him being killed again and again on the screen, and being transported back to the past time and time again.

Whether he takes the initiative to step forward or keeps a low profile, he's always the one covering the rear.

The result was simply him versus the Golden Horn Army.

He wasn't as strong as he is now during the First Shinobi World War, and even now, he would be mortally killed if he faced the Golden Horn Army from back then.

"So, the main reason is probably that in the teacher's heart, Hiruzen is more suitable to be Hokage than me!" Danzo found this result hard to accept.

Is he not as good as Hiruzen?
Impossible, absolutely impossible.

The person on the screen was already in tears, but in reality, there were no tears in his eyes.

But a sense of resentment lingered in his heart.

He has always felt that he is more suitable to be Hokage than Hiruzen.

The reason why Hiruzen became Hokage was because Danzo was a little cowardly back then.

But the screen said the teacher didn't choose him.

If the teacher doesn't choose him, no matter how well he performs, it will be useless.

Because the title of Naruto is actually just a single sentence from the teacher.

The Root Ninjas around them were also unsettled.

Is it really as the screen says?
Well then, Lord Danzo is a bit pitiful.

However, it's normal that the Second Hokage thought Danzo was inferior to the Third Hokage, otherwise he wouldn't have passed the Hokage position to Hiruzen Sarutobi!
After all, there is no doubt about the Second Hokage's Will of Fire.

The village must have been the most important thing to the Second Hokage.

And the Hokage decides the future of the village.

Therefore, it is essential to select a good Hokage for the village.

Upon careful analysis, there is only one conclusion: Danzo is inferior to Hiruzen.

So, do those who follow Danzo... still have a future?

After all, Lord Danzo is now a rogue ninja!
……

Tobirama was absolutely furious about the Pure Land.

The light screen is complete nonsense and a smear campaign against him.

[Madara stares directly at Tobirama with his Eternal Kaleidoscope Sharingan: Little white-haired guy, do you want to dance too?]

The Valley of the End, Madara: ? ? ?

The group chat was buzzing with excitement.

Hashirama: ...Little white-haired guy?

Tobirama: Madara, born evil.

Quan Na:……]

[Only the First Hokage was on the Hokage Rock at the time; Tobirama was standing on his brother's head, dancing around happily.]

Immediately afterwards, Tobirama began to sing: "Tsuki ah ka ri nao bao lu kō le~, taomo lu ah ka yō wu qi um~, ma tsuki ba ya shi nao ah yi zi~"

When he got excited, Tobirama even performed a moonwalk.

Even Madara's eyes widened.

This this……

It was clear that the light screen was playing a prank, but Ban wasn't angry.

It's just... a bit awkward to watch.

It's so big you could practically dig a three-bedroom apartment out of the ground.

After tormenting Ban for several minutes, just when it seemed like it was about to end, the light screen suddenly started looping the song.

It looped for 10 times before finally ending.

But as soon as I close my eyes, the damn imagery comes through.

He Madara can never forget it.

……

Tobirama's face darkened in the Pure Land.

At this moment, Tobirama was filled with unprecedented rage.

His image as Tobirama Senju has been shattered to pieces!

Even if everyone knows the light screen is a prank, does it still matter whether it's a prank or not?
Why make fun of him? Make fun of Madara! Or Izuna, or even Itachi!
To make fun of him like this is truly... outrageous.

An evil light curtain!
At this moment, Hiruzen Sarutobi, Homura Mitokado, Koharu Utatane, and Torifu Akimichi in Konoha were all very angry. Damn the light screen, how dare it play such a prank on the teacher.

Danzo, who was not in Konoha, had rather complicated feelings.

Logically, a teacher should be very angry to be pranked like this, but... he wasn't too angry.

Even Uchiha Kagami in the Pure Land is angry.

[Hashirama: Tobirama, you danced pretty well, and sang quite well too. (smiley face JPG)]

Hashirama spoke in the group chat.

Hashirama wasn't angry.

……

"Pfft~" Tsunade couldn't help but laugh.

If Tobirama weren't her great-uncle, she would have burst out laughing.

Shizune wanted to laugh too, but she held it in.

"I can't take it anymore, I'm dying of laughter." Tsunade couldn't stop laughing once she started.

Shizune glanced at Tsunade, then looked at the light screen, thinking to herself that the light screen's appearances had brought a smile to Lady Tsunade's face several times.

Lady Tsunade hadn't laughed so happily in a long time.

Lady Tsunade's laughter is getting more and more exaggerated. Shouldn't she tone it down a bit?
"Lady Tsunade, the light barrier might play pranks on you in the future." Shizune's words immediately dampened Tsunade's smile.

"A prank on me?" Tsunade shuddered, her eyes filled with fear as she looked at the light screen.

If they make her dance and sing this song, it would be absolutely outrageous.

Just thinking about it terrifies her.

That's terrifying, absolutely terrifying.

……

In Kumogakure, Killer Bee, the Eight-Tails Jinchuriki, had his eyes shining.

On the light screen, Tobirama Senju was dancing and singing, it was truly...

"That's amazing! I never imagined the Second Hokage had such an artistic flair," Killer Bee thought to himself.

Then, while imitating the moonwalk, Kirabi started rapping on the spot.

"I'm in a really good mood today~, and I can write some great rhymed poems~"

"I still have energy left~, dazzling charm, yay! Ah~, gorgeous rhythm, you silly goose~"

"Pure Land of Bliss, Pure Land of Bliss~, yay, oh oh~"

Kirabi was quite cheerful, but the people around him covered their ears.

However, Kirabi soon frowned.

He himself felt that he was much worse than Tobirama on the screen.

Singing, dancing, and rapping were completely suppressed.

This made Killer Bee feel both annoyed and excited.

Because he saw a target.

He will definitely surpass that Tobirama on the screen.

The light screen looped 10 times, each time for a few minutes, adding up to several tens of minutes.

What is torture for others is heavenly music for Killer Bee.

With his eyes closed, the images lingered in his mind, and Killer Bee was completely absorbed in them.

In an instant, Kirabi was struck by inspiration.

Next, continue watching the light screen while rapping.

When the chakra of the Eight-Tails appeared on Killer Bee, forming an outer garment.

Tailed Beast Transformation!
Under the influence of the tailed beast's chakra, Killer Bee's rapping became louder, and while not everyone in the village could hear it, a significant portion of the village did.

There are many hot-tempered people in Kumogakure.

As a result, you can hear a lot of people cursing.

Even though Killer Bee is the Raikage's brother, he still curses him without hesitation.

Jinchuriki rarely have a good childhood, and Killer Bee is no exception.

However, both the Third Raikage and the current Fourth Raikage have been very good to Killer Bee.

Even now, there are still quite a few people in the village who dislike Killer Bee, but there are also some who approve of him.

However, Killer Bee's loud rapping angered many villagers and ninjas.

Not long after, the Fourth Raikage arrived and told Killer Bee to shut up.

Someone has already filed a complaint.

Furthermore, many people started lining up to complain. Even the Raikage couldn't stand Killer Bee's rap.

The key is that Kirabi's rap is still 'improving'.

This time, Kirabi was greatly inspired, and his rapping skills improved by leaps and bounds.

The Raikage also had a dark expression; his ears had also been damaged.

"The Second Hokage, Tobirama Senju, is my idol," Killer Bee said, making a startling statement.

Fourth Raikage: "What did you say? I didn't hear you clearly."

"I was talking about the Second Hokage..."

Before Killer Bee could finish speaking, the Raikage had already started throwing punches.

Lightning crackled around the Fourth Raikage's body.

This is Lightning Release Chakra Mode, but it's only Rank B.

When used in conjunction with this 'Lightning Release Armor', ninjutsu is formed, which is called 'Ninjutsu Taijutsu'.

"Thunder Plow Hot Knife!"

The Raikage, his body crackling with lightning, charged violently at Killer Bee, unleashing a powerful arm strike.

Because the Raikage was too fast, Killer Bee had no time to dodge and could only defend.

The Eight-Tails' chakra was destroyed, but Killer Bee, holding a sword in each hand, successfully blocked it.

Raikage leaped up and delivered a swift chop to the ground.

Thunder-torture level Chiyomai!
Although it's only a C-rank ninjutsu, it's quite powerful when used by the Raikage.

The level of a technique does not necessarily represent its power.

Some techniques are of average power, but because they are difficult to master, their level is also high.

Just like the Fourth Raikage, when he uses B-rank and C-rank techniques, even an average Jonin using A-rank ninjutsu might not be able to match them.

Killer Bee's strength is no less than that of the Fourth Raikage.

After the Hidden Cloud Village selects a candidate for Raikage, this candidate inherits the name 'A'. Then, another candidate, 'Bi', is selected. The one who receives the name 'Bi' is required to assist the Raikage and is the Raikage's bodyguard. They are trained from childhood and have an unbreakable bond, which is stronger than that of blood brothers.

……

"I should be able to gain another big wave of chakra emotion points!" Ah Wei thought to himself.

I had a good harvest last time.

Awei vaguely sensed that Madara seemed to be researching chat groups, but didn't pay much attention.

The true nature of chat groups cannot be figured out by the group members themselves.

Even if Madara could actually come up with something, it wouldn't be enough in the face of the group owner's authority.

Therefore, it won't cause any big waves.

Moreover, Ban wasn't the only one in the group secretly studying the chat group.

It's normal to start with the chat group since you can't get past the light screen.

After all, the chat group is part of the light screen. If you can control the chat group, it will be much easier to control the light screen next.

That's true, but in practice, every step is extremely difficult.

Suddenly, another surge of pupil power was transmitted to Awei.

Ah Wei's eye between his eyebrows gained a little more power from the Rinnegan.

Kamui's eye power kept increasing, and so did the Rinnegan's eye power.

However, in terms of Kamui, he is still far inferior to Tsuchiko.

However, he was able to surpass Kakashi.

Kakashi's Sharingan possesses powerful Kamui eye energy, but Kakashi cannot fully utilize it.

Ah Wei's Kamui eye power can be fully utilized, so the Kamui he activates is stronger than Kakashi's.

……

After Konoha was founded, Hashirama became the First Hokage, while Tobirama constantly targeted the Uchiha clan.
Because Madara and Hashirama had a good relationship, Tobirama secretly devised a plan. Using the village's interests and the Senju clan's heritage as leverage, he persuaded Hashirama to marry a woman. Hashirama complied and married Mito, the princess of the Uzumaki clan. On Hashirama's wedding day, Madara got extremely drunk…

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Hashirama: ? ? ?
Tobirama: ? ? ?
Mito:? ? ?
Tobirama: You inherently evil, damned light barrier, could you spout any more nonsense? I'm speechless!
(Malicious comments were detected from group member 'Senju Tobirama'. He/She has been muted for 15 minutes.)

Tobirama: ...Can't you handle this?

Scratching his head between the pillars in the Pure Land, he and Madara were friends. Madara was a boy, and they were partners and best friends, their friendship was very pure.

And his feelings for Mito were genuine.

When he married Mito, Madara seemed perfectly normal!

That's not what was shown on the screen at all.

Hashirama felt that his friendship with Madara had been tainted by the light barrier, which made him very angry.

If it weren't impossible, Hashirama would have loved to smash the light barrier.

The light screen is going a bit too far.

Sorry, he can't let the light screen go unchecked... There's nothing he can do about it? Well, then he'll just have to let it go.

He is still not strong enough!
……

Mito Uzumaki was also angry, glaring at the light screen.

At this moment, many people in the ninja world were just watching the drama unfold.

Even though people know the light screen is nonsense, some still say it's true.

After all, some people just hope it's true.

Spreading rumors is fine, as long as it can hurt Konoha.

"Boom~"

The waterfall in the Valley of the End was blasted apart by a burst of chakra.

Ban was also furious with what was said on the light screen.

His bond with Hasilama is pure; what nonsense is the light curtain spouting?
What if people misunderstand because of this nonsense about the light screen?
How would Hashirama view him?

What will Izuna think of him?

What will his father think of him?

This made the scalp of the person with the freckles feel numb.

Even though he was now in Edo Tensei form, Madara was still furious.

His face was ashen.

His eyes were fixed on the light screen, filled with anger and murderous intent.

As for him, he exuded a powerful aura.

If there were any Jonin nearby, they might feel suffocated by the aura emanating from Madara.

Although Madara was in his old age and not at his peak, his strength was still terrifying.

However, no matter how angry Ban was, it was no use.

He couldn't get close to the light barrier, nor could he attack it.

At most, you can only hurl a few insults in the chat group!

……

At this moment, Erzhuzi thought of himself and Naruto.

Does he correspond to Madara? Does Naruto correspond to Hashirama?
"Maybe I should stay away from Naruto from now on!" Sasuke thought to himself.

According to what the light screen said, the bond between Hashirama and Madara was not pure!

Erzhuzi didn't completely believe it either, but he still had some doubts in his heart.

"The light screen is utter nonsense." Fugaku said with a serious expression. Although Madara is a taboo in the clan, he should not be smeared like this.

The bonds of ninjas? What does the light screen know? What right does it have to comment on this?
"What kind of look is that?" Fugaku suddenly noticed the suspicion in his wife's eyes.

Clearly, Mikoto suspects that Madara and Hashirama really have something going on.

"It's nothing, it's nothing. The light screen is just talking nonsense. I don't believe a word of it," Mikoto said immediately.

Fugaku didn't say anything, but he could tell that what Mikoto was thinking was a little different from what she said.

What Fugaku wanted to see was the future revealed by the light screen, showing the original trajectory of fate, so that he could refer to it and find a good path for his clan.

Now, his kaleidoscope-like eyes see no bright future for his clan.

Integrating a clan into the village is still a long and arduous task.

However, the screen doesn't just show whatever he wants to see.

You can't please everyone. He might not like watching pranks on the screen, but others might.

All Fugaku could do was either watch or not watch.

Not watching anymore?
What if I miss something important? Won't I regret it to death?

After all, the light screen won't replay it!

No, the ninja world actually has a way to record the live broadcast on the light screen and then replay it, but it's very difficult to do.

The Sharingan can copy a live broadcast on a light screen, and then use genjutsu to 'play' it; it's not particularly difficult.

(End of this chapter)